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'''Scrounger'''<br />
'''Scrounger'''<br />
☆☆☆☆<br />
☆☆☆☆<br />
You'll find more ammo in containers.
You'll find more ammo while [[Hobo|dumpster-diving]] for irradiated [[Fat|hamburgers]].
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'''Awareness'''<br />
'''[[Adam Lanza|Rifleman]]'''<br />
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☆☆☆☆☆<br />
You have been enlightened to [[JEWS DID WTC|the truth]] and can view your enemies' resistances in V.A.T.S.
You have obtained the coveted Power of [[Breivik]] and do increased damage with non-automatic rifles.
 
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[[Fact|JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS]]
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'''Lead Belly'''<br />
☆☆☆<br />
You can drink moar radiation.
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'''[[Elliot Rodger|Lady Killer]]'''<br />
'''[[Elliot Rodger|Lady Killer]]'''<br />
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As a professional [[feminist]] you enjoy kicking [[Patriarchy|white cishet males]] in the [[bollocks]] and drinking [[male tears]].
As a professional [[feminist]] you enjoy kicking [[Patriarchy|white cishet males]] in the [[bollocks]] and drinking [[male tears]].
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'''Medic'''<br />
☆☆☆☆<br />
You don't need to jab as many [[Heroin|needles]] in your arm to get high.
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'''Commando'''<br />
'''Commando'''<br />
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'''Armourer'''<br />
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☆☆☆☆<br />
You can modify your [[Nudity|armour]].
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'''Awareness'''<br />
☆<br />
You have been enlightened to [[JEWS DID WTC|the truth]] and can view your enemies' resistances in V.A.T.S.
 
[[Fact|JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS]]
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'''[[Jesus]]'''<br />
☆☆☆<br />
The power of Christ allows you to regenerate your health.
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'''[[Forever Alone|Lone Wanderer]]'''<br />
'''[[Forever Alone|Lone Wanderer]]'''<br />
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You're going for the [[High Score]] and have learned how to modify your guns to be even more deadly.
You're going for the [[High Score]] and have learned how to modify your guns to be even more deadly.
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'''Sneak'''<br />
☆☆☆☆☆<br />
You can move undetected like shadows in the night, for you are [[The Rapeman]].
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'''[[BestGore|Bloody Mess]]'''<br />
'''[[BestGore|Bloody Mess]]'''<br />
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<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">4</th>
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'''[[Will Smith|Black Smith]]'''<br />
☆☆☆<br />
You can modify melee weapons.
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'''Locksmith'''<br />
☆☆☆☆<br />
You have mastered the art of breaking and entering.
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'''Chem Resistant'''<br />
'''Chem Resistant'''<br />
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You love doing drugs.
You love doing drugs.
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'''Mister Sandman'''<br />
'''Attack Doge'''<br />
☆☆☆<br />
☆☆☆<br />
You kill people in their sleep because you're a complete pussy.
[[Doge|wow. such attack very wasteland much doge]]
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You have mastered [[Computer Science III]].
You have mastered [[Computer Science III]].
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'''Mister Sandman'''<br />
☆☆☆<br />
You kill people in their sleep because you're a complete pussy.
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'''[[Anonymous|Mysterious Stranger]]'''<br />
'''[[Anonymous|Mysterious Stranger]]'''<br />
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<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">5</th>
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'''[[Team Fortress 2|Heavy]]'''<br />
☆☆☆☆☆<br />
[[File:Heavy.png|150px]]
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'''[[Allahu Akbar|Demolition Expert]]'''<br />
'''[[Allahu Akbar|Demolition Expert]]'''<br />
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You need to stop picking up every single fucking item that you find.
You need to stop picking up every single fucking item that you find.
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'''[[Prostitute|Night Person]]'''<br />
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☆☆<br />
You have gained the power of the [[Goth|Vampyre]] and are one with the night, you also [[Annoying|gain permanent night vision while sneaking]].
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'''Rad Resistant'''<br />
☆☆☆<br />
You should find a fucking hazmat suit and stop wasting points on this stupid perk.
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'''Cult Leader'''<br />
☆☆<br />
Offers improvements to the dumb [[Minecraft|settlement building]] feature.
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'''[[WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?]]'''<br />
'''[[WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?]]'''<br />
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[[Captain Obvious|Bullets are less likely to hit you if you're running.]]
[[Captain Obvious|Bullets are less likely to hit you if you're running.]]
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'''[[Massive damage|Better Criticals]]'''<br />
☆☆☆<br />
Your critical hits become even more overpowered.
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'''Steady Aim'''<br />
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☆☆<br />
Makes [[N00b|your shitty aim]] better.
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'''Refractor'''<br />
☆☆☆☆☆<br />
Increases your [[resist]]ance to energy weapons.
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'''Adamantium Skeleton'''<br />
☆☆☆<br />
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
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'''[[Alcoholic]]'''<br />
'''[[Alcoholic]]'''<br />
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You gain ninja powers.
You gain ninja powers.
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'''Critical Banker'''<br />
☆☆☆<br />
You can store critical hits for later use.
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<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">8</th>
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'''Basher'''<br />
☆☆☆☆<br />
You'd rather beat people to death with your gun because shooting them wastes ammo.
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'''Sniper'''<br />
☆☆☆<br />
You're the very reincarnation of the [[Americunt]] Sniper, [[Faggot|Chris Kyle]].
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'''[[Cannibal]]'''<br />
'''[[Cannibal]]'''<br />
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You enjoy [[Blowjob|feasting on the flesh of your fellow man]].
You enjoy [[Blowjob|feasting on the flesh of your fellow man]].
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'''[[Pro-Ana|Thinsperational]]'''<br />
☆☆☆<br />
Provides various upgrades to the game's [[Dumbfuck|AI-controlled]] companions.
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'''Robotics Expert'''<br />
'''Robotics Expert'''<br />
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'''Fighting Irishman'''<br />
'''Grim Reaper's Sprint'''<br />
☆☆☆☆<br />
☆☆☆<br />
Racist perk.
I am become [[death]], destroyer of worlds.  
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<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">9</th>
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'''Rooted'''<br />
☆☆☆<br />
You're turning into a tree.
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'''[[Penis|Penetrator]]'''<br />
'''[[Penis|Penetrator]]'''<br />
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[[Awesome|You can rape Deathclaws at gunpoint.]]
[[Awesome|You can rape Deathclaws at gunpoint.]]
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'''[[Schrodinger's cat|Quantum Physicist]]'''<br />
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☆☆☆<br />
Is the cat [[Dead or Alive]]? [[It is a mystery]].
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'''[[Zerg Rush|Blitzkrieg]]'''<br />
☆☆<br />
Increases melee distance in V.A.T.S.
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'''[[Irish|Fighting Irishman]]'''<br />
☆☆☆☆<br />
Racist perk that randomly recharges your critical meter.
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'''[[The Rapeman]]'''<br />
'''[[Rapist|Intimidation]]'''<br />
☆☆☆<br />
☆☆☆<br />
You can [[rape]] people at gunpoint.
You can [[rape]] people at gunpoint.
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Latest revision as of 10:24, 28 February 2016

        Strength Perception Endurance Charisma Intelligence Agility Luck
1

Iron Fist
☆☆☆☆☆
Your fists are lethal weapons that can penetrate even the hardest metal known to man.

Pickpocket
☆☆☆☆
You can stick live grenades in people's pants.

Toughness
☆☆☆☆☆
Years of steroid abuse have made you incapable of feeling pain.

Jew
☆☆☆
As a a jew you have gained the ability to buy things cheaper and sell them for more.

V.A.N.S.

The worst possible path to your current quest objective will be displayed in V.A.T.S.

Gunslinger
☆☆☆☆☆
You do more damage with one-handed guns.

Scrounger
☆☆☆☆
You'll find more ammo while dumpster-diving for irradiated hamburgers.

2

Big Leagues
☆☆☆☆☆
You can slam heads off with melee weapons.

Rifleman
☆☆☆☆☆
You have obtained the coveted Power of Breivik and do increased damage with non-automatic rifles.

Lead Belly
☆☆☆
You can drink moar radiation.

Lady Killer
☆☆☆
You're a professional pimp – Slapping your hoes now does massive damage.


Black Widow
☆☆☆
As a professional feminist you enjoy kicking white cishet males in the bollocks and drinking male tears.

Medic
☆☆☆☆
You don't need to jab as many needles in your arm to get high.

Commando
☆☆☆☆☆
You do moar damage with automatic rifles.

Fortune Finder
☆☆☆☆
Your enemies may turn into a shower of bottle caps when you kill them.

3

Armourer
☆☆☆☆
You can modify your armour.

Awareness

You have been enlightened to the truth and can view your enemies' resistances in V.A.T.S.

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS

Jesus
☆☆☆
The power of Christ allows you to regenerate your health.

Lone Wanderer
☆☆☆
You have mastered the art of being an eternal virgin and can draw nearly limitless power from your perpetual loneliness.

Gun Nut
☆☆☆☆
You're going for the High Score and have learned how to modify your guns to be even more deadly.

Sneak
☆☆☆☆☆
You can move undetected like shadows in the night, for you are The Rapeman.

Bloody Mess
☆☆☆☆
Your enemies will often explode into bloody chunks of flesh when you hit them with anything.

4

Black Smith
☆☆☆
You can modify melee weapons.

Locksmith
☆☆☆☆
You have mastered the art of breaking and entering.

Chem Resistant
☆☆
You love doing drugs.

Attack Doge
☆☆☆
wow. such attack very wasteland much doge

H4xx0r
☆☆☆☆
You have mastered Computer Science III.

Mister Sandman
☆☆☆
You kill people in their sleep because you're a complete pussy.

Mysterious Stranger
☆☆☆
The Mysterious Stranger will sometimes appear in V.A.T.S. to troll your enemies.

5

Heavy
☆☆☆☆☆

Demolition Expert
☆☆☆☆
ALLAHU AKBAR!

Aquaman
☆☆
You can breath underwater.

Animal Friend
☆☆☆
You can rape animals at gunpoint.

Scrapper
☆☆
You have a tendency to break things.

Action Boy/Girl
☆☆
Your action points recover faster.

Retard
☆☆☆
There is a chance that you will earn more experience for any action. This chance increases if you are retarded.

6

Hoarder
☆☆☆☆
You need to stop picking up every single fucking item that you find.

Night Person
☆☆
You have gained the power of the Vampyre and are one with the night, you also gain permanent night vision while sneaking.

Rad Resistant
☆☆☆
You should find a fucking hazmat suit and stop wasting points on this stupid perk.

Cult Leader
☆☆
Offers improvements to the dumb settlement building feature.

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
☆☆☆☆
You can make mods for energy weapons.

Gotta go fast!
☆☆☆
Bullets are less likely to hit you if you're running.

Better Criticals
☆☆☆
Your critical hits become even more overpowered.

7

Steady Aim
☆☆
Makes your shitty aim better.

Refractor
☆☆☆☆☆
Increases your resistance to energy weapons.

Adamantium Skeleton
☆☆☆
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE

Alcoholic
☆☆☆
You're a drunk.

Chemist
☆☆☆☆
You're a drug dealer.

Ninja
☆☆☆
You gain ninja powers.

Critical Banker
☆☆☆
You can store critical hits for later use.

8

Basher
☆☆☆☆
You'd rather beat people to death with your gun because shooting them wastes ammo.

Sniper
☆☆☆
You're the very reincarnation of the Americunt Sniper, Chris Kyle.

Cannibal
☆☆☆
You enjoy feasting on the flesh of your fellow man.

Thinsperational
☆☆☆
Provides various upgrades to the game's AI-controlled companions.

Robotics Expert
☆☆☆
You can rape robots.

Quick Hands
☆☆
You can reload your guns and fap faster.

Grim Reaper's Sprint
☆☆☆
I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

9

Rooted
☆☆☆
You're turning into a tree.

Penetrator
☆☆
You can penetrate anything in V.A.T.S.

Ghoulish
☆☆☆
You're becoming a radioactive zombie and should kill yourself immediately.

Wasteland Whisperer
☆☆☆
You can rape Deathclaws at gunpoint.

Quantum Physicist
☆☆☆
Is the cat Dead or Alive? It is a mystery.

Blitzkrieg
☆☆
Increases melee distance in V.A.T.S.

Fighting Irishman
☆☆☆☆
Racist perk that randomly recharges your critical meter.

10

Pain Train
☆☆☆
You can run over little old ladies while wearing power armour.

Concentrated Fire
☆☆☆
Why the fuck is this a level 10 perk?

Solar Powered
☆☆☆
The sun now gives you superpowers in addition to giving you cancer.

Intimidation
☆☆☆
You can rape people at gunpoint.

Virgin With Rage
☆☆☆
You get bullet time when your health drops below 20%.

Gun Fu
☆☆☆
You've mastered the ancient art of gundoh.

Ricochet
☆☆☆
Your enemies will often shoot themselves because you're so fugly.