Friendly Atheist

Just look at that shit eating grin.

Friendly Atheist is a blog maintained by the known autist Hemant Mehta, on the Patheos platform. Masquerading as a genuine writer, Hemant writes about atheism everytime it is mentioned by someone (either positively or negatively) as well as religion. However anyone who isn't intellectually challenged like the entirety of his reader base can easily see that he is nothing more than a troll who uses his blog to lash out at Christians as well as claim that atheists are victims of some sort of oppression in America. In keeping with typical basement-dwelling internet atheist fashion, Mehta loves to hypocritically accuse Christians of trolling and having a "persecution complex."

One of Hemant's favourite pastimes is finding some random extremist religious person from social media, posting a whiny rant about the fact that they exist and then masturbating his tiny coconut cock furiously as he watches his mindless reader base harass the person for him.

Origin

Apparently the retarded offspring between a Muslim and a Jew, Hemant crawled out of his father's asshole in February 25, 1983 and vowed vengeance against the world and God on that day. Some people try to make the most of what the world has given them by going out and volunteering, some people try their best to help others, Hemant uses his life to be an annoying little douche online from the anonymity of his basement like a typical militant atheist coward. He is the ultimate coconut, brown on the outside but white on the inside. Notice how Hemant is one of the few token sand niggers of atheism, whose adherents are 90% white neckbearded basement dwellers with some ching chong communists thrown in.

The conversion to atheism

Ah yes, the moment you've all been waiting to hear. How did this tumultuous jackass come to atheism? The same way all atheists did it seems: as an edgy, rebellious, hip trendy teenager. Only Hemant did not have Reddit or YouTube back in the dark ages when he was a teenager and so his hatred and riling anger from the "oppression" of "religion" remained inside him for years.

Activities

Posting commercials he believes are from r/atheism [1] (Turns out this commercial was a parody and satire, something Hemant only realized after his readers informed him)

Making an article everytime Joshua Feuerstein (whom 99% of people have never heard of) opens his mouth. [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8]

Denying that religious-free communist societies existed and that Stalin was motivated by his anti-theism when he killed clergy. [9]

Crying over Sheriffs putting "In God We Trust" on their vehicles. [10]

His audience

Consisting of mentally ill sociopath teens from Reddit who have never touched grass nor showered, Hemant's audience use maymays, childish insults, and empty rhetoric in their quest to destroy religion. Hemant and his fanboys can no longer deny that militant evangelical atheists like them are guilty of the same idiocy as the fundie Christfags they hate so much.

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See Also

• Atheism
  • Fedora
    • Neckbeard
      • Virginity
        • Reddit

• Agnosticism
  • Fagnostic

• Logic and Reason
  • Rational Response Squad

• Hipster
• Richard Dawkins
• George Carlin - dead!
• Christopher Hitchens - also now thankfully burning in hell
• Ayn Rand
• Randroids
• TheAmazingAtheist
• Fakesagan
• AngryLittleGiri
• Iidb
• Pinkiepony – Feminazi and brony in denial with a pink fetish.

• Liberalism
  • Nihilism
    • Retardation
      • Atheism+

• Proof That God Exists

External Links

• His blog.
• His Facebook page.