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'''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business|serious business]].
'''GTAForums.com''' is an internet forum dedicated to the ''[[Grand Theft Auto]]'' series of [[video games]]. The forum is dominated by [[13 year olds|13 year-old]] [[fanboys]] and [[pedophiles]], and has a staff consisting of closeted [[homosexuals]] and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for [[pedo baiting]] and [[trolling]], which makes for much [[lulz]]. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because ''Grand Theft Auto'' are [[The Internet is serious business|serious business]].


==Fag Paradise==
==Overview==
===Fag Paradise===
[[Image:Fatkid.jpg|140px|thumb|right|Typical GTAForums member.]]
[[Image:Fatkid.jpg|140px|thumb|right|Typical GTAForums member.]]


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==The forum bodyguard! Be careful!==
===The forum bodyguard! Be careful!===


[[Image:The guards are cumming! Run!!!.jpg|thumb|If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....]]
[[Image:The guards are cumming! Run!!!.jpg|thumb|If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....]]
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If you'll be found as a [[baby|12 years old girl]], the [[pedo|guards]] will come to hunt you!
If you'll be found as a [[baby|12 years old girl]], the [[pedo|guards]] will come to hunt you!


==Forum Categories==
===Forum Categories===
[[Image:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|thumb|left|The moderator's penis.]]
[[Image:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|thumb|left|The moderator's penis.]]
*'''GTA V''' - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
*'''GTA V''' - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
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*'''Debates & Discussion''' - The place for idiots to argue about [[Shit Nobody Cares About|edgy topics]], such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain [[over 9,000]] words, and house most of the forum [[Internet asshole|assholes.]]
*'''Debates & Discussion''' - The place for idiots to argue about [[Shit Nobody Cares About|edgy topics]], such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain [[over 9,000]] words, and house most of the forum [[Internet asshole|assholes.]]
*'''Public Gang Chat''' - The place where all the [[faggot|"important members"]] go to fuck each other in the ass. Mostly filled with mutual masturbation, people that hump Anime dolls, cock size competitions and hypocritical [[douche|fuckwads]] who complain about people posting random shit while posting nothing but random shit themselves. Anyone who points out the shittery is banned by the [[asswipe|gang leaders]], who are probably too busy bathing themselves in oceans of cock to see how fucking [[mental retardation|retarded]] they are themselves.
*'''Public Gang Chat''' - The place where all the [[faggot|"important members"]] go to fuck each other in the ass. Mostly filled with mutual masturbation, people that hump Anime dolls, cock size competitions and hypocritical [[douche|fuckwads]] who complain about people posting random shit while posting nothing but random shit themselves. Anyone who points out the shittery is banned by the [[asswipe|gang leaders]], who are probably too busy bathing themselves in oceans of cock to see how fucking [[mental retardation|retarded]] they are themselves.
===OGA Gangs===
Andolini Mafia Family - The forum racists and xenophobes. Also known for kitty pictures and gay buttfucking orgies.
Zaibatsu - Lame tweens. Not worth a wank.
The Precinct - Man children who have yet to move out of their parents basements. Can't have serious conversations to save their own skins because they're very very special.
The Connection - The pretentious and pseudo-intellectual snobs. Do nothing but sit in their ivory tower and gossip cause they literally have nothing better to do with their lives. Half of them are transvestites.
The Yardies - Wanna be druggie Jamacians but in reality White Europeans living in comfortable middle class suburbs.
South Side Hoodz - The forum creeps and anime obsessed virgins. Keep blow up dolls in their basements.
Feroci - Who?


==Becoming a Mod==
==Becoming a Mod==
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# [[????]]
# [[????]]
# PROFIT!!!
# PROFIT!!!
 
# Another alternative option would be to be a snarky & sarcastic left-wing SJW with delusions of power and remember to berate people with opposing political views whenever you can, and just generally act like a superior narcissistic pseudo-intellectual wanker, and you will have it in the bag.
==Notable Alumni==
 
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[[Image:Gtaforumslol.png|thumb|right|Highly educated members such as this one make GTAForums the place to be.]]
 
*'''Slamman''' - [[hippie|Long haired,]] basement dwelling, dickwad who doesn't [[orly|shut the fuck up.]] Posed as 17 year-old [[jailbait]] under another account by the name of Juice by Kayle Marie. Also had like [[over 9000|200,000 posts]], mainly pics of his [[penis]]. After so many years of butt-raping the on going topics, moderators all joined forces and booted out the old hippie with laser disc and all. Latest news on the infamous GTAForums member, indicates that the hippy has joined another Gta fansite. This second site which goes by the name of [[hippies|GTA Chronicles]]. Their last site went down the [[hippies|pits]]. Good luck this time [[hippies|GTA Chronicles!]] You'll still have your hands full with Slamman. 
*'''pcguytech''' - Good mate with an unusual name who Slamman has an extreme strange obsession for. pcguytech aka as Mike previous  founder part owner of GTA Chronicles in association with a secret member of GTAForums who is obsessed with Porter [[beer]] and has a [[fetish]] for 9 volt batteries. GTA Chronicles went up in flames in the middle of 2015, due to the financial crisis in [[Greece]] plus Slamman set the server on fire. It's rumoured pcguytech has return to GTAForums, returning back from the Amazons, in seach for waddy "God's foster son". It's believed he is held hostage in Tank's basement. pcguytech is an ex-member of the following official [[gay]] gangs, AMF and Ziabastsu. He's a funny intelligent character who carries [[nutsack]]s all day long for various staff leaders. You gotta start some where. Might as well be a [[nutsack]] carrier.
*'''Juice by Kayla Marie''' - Slamman's alter-ego.
*'''sivispacem''' - Probably the [[Stephen_Hawking|smartest poster]] on the forums, but all things considered that isn't something to take pride in. Acts high and mighty with a vocabulary full of political terms that make absolutely no sense to 99.9% of the forum posters.
*'''Zee''' - Unfunny cunt that has a cult following for some reason, most likely for coining the "Cockstar" term. He's also a [[NEET|NEET]] and pretends to be [[United Kingdom|British]] while posting from US IP addresses.
*'''universetwisters''' - A [[YouTube Thomas Club|train-loving]] [[Pedophilia|pedophile]] that likes to film his mother during her drunken tirades. Suspected closet neo nazi, and most likely Slamman's long-lost son. He is also a massive [[fanboy|fan]] of happy hardcore, further prooving how shitty his taste is, as it's the shittiest subgenre of the shittiest [[lol wut|music]] genre to ever exist. Buttslave of theNGclan.
*'''Waddy''' - [[lie|Pretty rad guy]] and mighty ruler of Zaibastsu Rape Squad. Reports indicate that he has a massive 14" pen0r [[lolwut|(It was 28" before the server 'accident'.)]], which he uses in place of a Banhammer to break the pelvises of [[n00bs]]. He is believed to be a Jew whom resides in an awesome mansion, full of many beautiful [[whores|girls]] which he [[do not want|tends to daily.]]
*'''Justin''' - [[lie|Other rad guy.]]
*'''Tank''' - Creator of the all holy GTANet, as according to some forum [[fucktards]]. We all know GTANet was thought of in the 1960s by a black person
*'''Asmo''' - Some [[homo]] who luckily got banneded because the amount of dick he sucked was just way too much for the GTAF servers to handle before they overloaded. Most believe he is just some 13 year old [[pussy|crybaby]] who is such a douchebag not even /b/ will take him, so instead [[pedophile|he roams the interwebz looking for baby buttholes to plunder.]]
*'''Naomi''' -  is a [[fag|lovely dudess]] who is trying to look like a little, very small [[no girls on the internet|babe-y]] and always fails with that. That [[wimmins|man]] has [[buttsecks|ass rape]]d many times during his chilhood and now trying to deal with it by [[feminism|being a mother (ass) fucker bitch]]. If you know this person, please [[murder|help him out]].
*'''Anuj''' - A [[india|shit-showering cunt]] who claims to be a MODefucker, but infact only [[buttsecks|sucking off]] to the official black person Tank. This [[penis|fagghead]] should not exist, he is one of the reasons to [[nazi|fix]] the Indian immigrantion problem. He likes calling himself "‎Anuj Srivastava‎", might be helpfull if you want to [[death|teach him a good lesson about life]].
*'''Girish''' - A [[nigga|from India]] similar to Anuj, another mod who claims to be a MODefucker, but infact only [[buttsecks|sucking off]] to the official black person Tank. This [[penis|fagghead]] is another example to the reasons to [[nazi|fix]] the Indian immigrantion problem. He's an ungrateful scum, popularly known as "fag" in the forums. He's just a 3 year old trying to act like a nerd.
*'''Shayan Shaffey/Greenline''' - A [[sandnigger]] without a life. He is the best example of incest and must be burned for being a sandnigger. Now using his new account '''Greenline''' because Slamman, his alleged lover, told him to.
*'''TheOtherRyan''' - GTA IV [[fanboy]]. This pedophile will defend every single flaw in GTA IV, despite it being the shittiest piece of [[shit]] to ever be released to the public. Also, watch out, he appears to be a fan of [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Marilyn Manson]] and [[Quentin Tarantino|Pulp Fiction]].
*'''theadmiral''' -  Some [[britfag]] who claim to be a girl, but is obviously just a closet [[faggot|homofag]]. He likes to insult people in a "classy" manner, and being a cancerous [[cancer]]. The only good thing he does is pick on gtamann123, the faggot lord of GTAForums.
*'''gtamann123''' - The biggest [[faggot|gaylord]] you will ever see. Whines and complains about his shitty life, and has an ongoing feud with theadmiral,another massive faggot.
*'''GunWrath''' - [[Redneck]], gun-nut, and [[Retard|proud conservative]]. Recently got banned for being a [[Rape|creep]], and a [[pedo]].
*'''Tycek''' - 30 year-old manchild who worships GTA IV and defends its every single flaw with the power of a ten miamivicecity's and takes his opinions as literal statement of fact. Will write you long-winded passive-aggressive rant on how superior he is and how retarded and sexually impotent you are if you correct him or disagree with him.
*'''Mokrie Dela''' - Hack writer and Tycek's gay lover.
*'''Drunken Cowboy''' - an obese biker and fanboy of TLaD who was sucked off for his pseudo-intellectual essays on how he's the best fedora-tipper around. Still remembered to this day with endless vigils after getting the [[banhammer]] in a hilariously anti-climactic manner by butthurt SJW moderators for supposed [[misogyny]].
*'''Fuzzknuckles''' - GTA V's answer to all the GTA IV fanboys floating around, although less aggressive due to having his brain fried from smoking too much weed.
*'''Militia''' - Autist obsessed with his [[Retard|special]] vehicles.
*'''Kirsty''' - some cunt, rumours say she slept with Tank to become a mod.
*'''Alchemist''' - An edgy power-hungry sociopath who always pretends to be a mod while bitching about anything. Founder and leader of the Facade Corporation.
*'''Osho''' - [[The cancer that is killing /b/|The cancer that is killing the IV section]]. He likes starting shitty topics where he is bitching about every single aspect of GTA IV and explaining why [[Fail|GTA Vice City and GTA San Andreas are the only masterpieces by Rockstar]].
*'''Pavle''' - One of the biggest virgins on the forums, next to the entirety of The Yakuza. Sits at home all day and plays CSGO while cackling about drama with his circle jerk. Acts like an innocent angel when he's not.


==Concept Threads==
==Concept Threads==
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==External Links==
==External Links==
* [http://www.gtaforums.com/ GTAForums.com]
* [http://www.gtaforums.com/ GTAForums.com]
* [http://gtachronicles.com/forums/ GTAChronicles]


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GTAForums.com: Loving the Cock since 2001!

GTAForums.com is an internet forum dedicated to the Grand Theft Auto series of video games. The forum is dominated by 13 year-old fanboys and pedophiles, and has a staff consisting of closeted homosexuals and men who work at local fish depots. The forum is typically seen as a place for pedo baiting and trolling, which makes for much lulz. Mods are constantly active, and will stop at nothing to ensure that there are no shenanigans and/or disorderly conduct, because Grand Theft Auto are serious business.

Overview

Fag Paradise

File:Fatkid.jpg

For the most part, the average Grand Theft Auto loving douchebag would see GTAForums as a community, with values. Wrong. Upon inspection, lol, there was to be a plethora of teenage boys just waiting to have penises thrust into their anuses, as well as a 40 year-old gaydar who lives in his basement fapping to the thought. There are also a couple of fat chicks who linger around once in a while, who love the caulk. Niggers aren't welcome.

Last Thursday, the server hosting GTANet/GTAForums went down after several mods ejaculated into the server's air ducts, immediately causing the server to explode into a fiery vortex of doom and menstrual blood which in turn vaporized half of Waddy's penis. People got pissed, and several race riots were held in Guatemala. And like the media, this forum being controlled by Jew who their ancestors Jew and makes the normal humans want to destroy the stupid forum. if you'll go there, god will kill you.



The forum bodyguard! Be careful!

If you'll be found as a 12 years old, this is what will happen....

If you'll be found as a 12 years old girl, the guards will come to hunt you!

Forum Categories

The moderator's penis.
  • GTA V - The biggest spammed place where both 11year and 12 old faggots discuss about ponies, dicks and sex clubs in next gta release.
  • GTA IV - Where all of the wiggers and forum queers gather in mass orgies to discuss how big Niko Bellic's and LUIS's crack. is. Also a place to talk how GTA IV is the DEEPESTEST GAME EVAR (fedora required).
  • San Andreas - A place where you can be as special as you like without feeling any different. As user simsman2010 clearly stated when he logged in first time: "i cna has hot coffee LOL".
  • The Lounge/General Chat - Typically where all the forum douchebags go when they're not screwing each other. Also contains houses award winning threads such as "The Official Forum Stoners" and "The alcohol topic" which has stolen at least 100 users from 420 chan. Most forum drama goes down here, so don't be messin.
  • Expression - The best section overall of the forums. Where photoshop masterpieces are posted and future Picasso's and Van Gogh's are born.
  • Debates & Discussion - The place for idiots to argue about edgy topics, such as "Universal Healthcare" and "Bigfoot". Most posts here contain over 9,000 words, and house most of the forum assholes.
  • Public Gang Chat - The place where all the "important members" go to fuck each other in the ass. Mostly filled with mutual masturbation, people that hump Anime dolls, cock size competitions and hypocritical fuckwads who complain about people posting random shit while posting nothing but random shit themselves. Anyone who points out the shittery is banned by the gang leaders, who are probably too busy bathing themselves in oceans of cock to see how fucking retarded they are themselves.


OGA Gangs

Andolini Mafia Family - The forum racists and xenophobes. Also known for kitty pictures and gay buttfucking orgies.

Zaibatsu - Lame tweens. Not worth a wank.

The Precinct - Man children who have yet to move out of their parents basements. Can't have serious conversations to save their own skins because they're very very special.

The Connection - The pretentious and pseudo-intellectual snobs. Do nothing but sit in their ivory tower and gossip cause they literally have nothing better to do with their lives. Half of them are transvestites.

The Yardies - Wanna be druggie Jamacians but in reality White Europeans living in comfortable middle class suburbs.

South Side Hoodz - The forum creeps and anime obsessed virgins. Keep blow up dolls in their basements.

Feroci - Who?

Becoming a Mod

Getting violated anally never looked so good!

Becoming a moderator at GTAForums isn't easy, in the slightest bit. But with the right guidance, you'll be able to suck your way right to the top.

  1. Have an avatar of a middle-aged actor like Robert De Niro or Al Pacino.
  2. Use an advanced vocabulary to come across as smart to the dim-witted community.
  3. Get a ton of thumbs up points by shitting on GTA V.
  4. Add mods to your respect list and suck their cocks at every opportunity.
  5. ????
  6. PROFIT!!!
  7. Another alternative option would be to be a snarky & sarcastic left-wing SJW with delusions of power and remember to berate people with opposing political views whenever you can, and just generally act like a superior narcissistic pseudo-intellectual wanker, and you will have it in the bag.

Concept Threads

Starting Last Thursday, an intelligent poster decided that it would be an amazing idea to post ideas for a Grand Theft Auto game he called a "concept thread". The writers of these threads lack imagination, and will either ramble on about their "original characters" shooting up army bases on a jetpack, or put zero effort into their thread, borrowing vehicles, weapons, and even characters from other sources, even "Grand Theft Auto" itself. The great irony of these threads are that they believe that their "original creation" will actually be made into a game.


While reading these, be sure to look out for:

  • Every single line being a different color, causing eye rape.
  • An African-American hoodlum as a protagonist.
  • Every single radio station being either a rap station or featuring shit nobody cares about.
  • A truly original story that only a true literary genius can make.
  • Ignoring and butchering shit from the original games, because fuck Rockstar when they do it but when they do it it's fine, amirite?


Concept Thread Hall of Fame About missing Pics
  • Ghetto gangbangers and spelling errors-the true ideals of a concept thread done correctly
    Ghetto gangbangers and spelling errors-the true ideals of a concept thread done correctly
  • Only if Shakespeare wrote this good!
    Only if Shakespeare wrote this good!
  • Try to read this. I dare you.
    Try to read this. I dare you.
  • Couldn't read the picture to the left? Then try this on for size.
    Couldn't read the picture to the left? Then try this on for size.
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