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[[File:emichaeljones.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Could his wisdom come from some other-worldly source?]]
[[File:emichaeljones.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Could his wisdom come from some other-worldly source?]]
Dr. E. Michael Jones is the [[moral|Jiminy Cricket]] of the NEET. He's not a fan of [[jews|(((Our Greatest Ally)))]] and has spent a lot of his career going on about [[jews|(((Our Greatest Ally)))]] to anyone who will listen.


E. Michael Jones is the [[moral|Jiminy Cricket]] of the NEET. He's not a fan of [[jews|(((Our Greatest Ally)))]] and has spent a lot of his career going on about [[jews|(((Our Greatest Ally)))]] to anyone who will listen.
Jones is [[Catholic]] and can't understand why everyone else isn't also. Clearly, his encyclopedic knowledge of world history clearly doesn't include the sharp rise in rape kits ordered by [[rape|primary schools in Boston in the 1970's]].


Jones is [[Catholic]] and can't understand why everyone else isn't also. Clearly, his encyclopedic knowledge of world history clearly doesn't include the sharp rise in rape kits order by [[rape|primary schools in Boston]].
After being kicked out Notre Dame University for being too Catholic, he started his own publishing company Fidelity Press.


==Porn==
==Porn==
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*Porn is a Jewish conspiracy meant to undermine our society
*Porn is a Jewish conspiracy meant to undermine our society


His work was mostly read by catholic dads trying to understand why their daughters have become so [[whores|normal by today's standards]]. One of his interviews was used by [[artist|Nobody TM]] in a video that went viral on the chans, and with it Jones' popularity amongst the [[alt_right]].
His work was mostly read by Catholic dads trying to understand why their daughters have become [[whores|so normal by today's standards]]. One of his interviews was used by [[artist|Nobody TM]] in a video that went viral on the chans, and with it Jones' popularity amongst the [[alt_right|Alt Right]].


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==Jews==
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Regardless, his thesis is that Jews are always acting against the majority because the lack [[balls|Logos]] i.e. they never accepted Jesus into their lives.
Regardless, his thesis is that Jews are always acting against the majority because the lack [[balls|Logos]] i.e. they never accepted Jesus into their lives.
The biggest sin our Hasidic friends have committed is [[usury]], which can be summed up as:
*Your life sucks because of debt
*This is all the Jews' fault
The answer is simple. All that we need to do is revert to a system of Christian Kingdoms.
==Links==
http://www.culturewars.com/
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[[Category:People|Jones, E. Michael]]

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Could his wisdom come from some other-worldly source?

Dr. E. Michael Jones is the Jiminy Cricket of the NEET. He's not a fan of (((Our Greatest Ally))) and has spent a lot of his career going on about (((Our Greatest Ally))) to anyone who will listen.

Jones is Catholic and can't understand why everyone else isn't also. Clearly, his encyclopedic knowledge of world history clearly doesn't include the sharp rise in rape kits ordered by primary schools in Boston in the 1970's.

After being kicked out Notre Dame University for being too Catholic, he started his own publishing company Fidelity Press.

Porn

   
“ 		 
Sexual liberation has always been used as a method of control.
  		„
  		 

Jones' argument against pornography is straight-forward:

  • Your sexuality is being used to control you.
  • Porn is being used to control and demotivate you.
  • You are wanking yourself into oblivion
  • Porn is a Jewish conspiracy meant to undermine our society

His work was mostly read by Catholic dads trying to understand why their daughters have become so normal by today's standards. One of his interviews was used by Nobody TM in a video that went viral on the chans, and with it Jones' popularity amongst the Alt Right.

Jews

Jones' when he wakes up in the morning

This guy says he's not anti-semitic, he's just point out connections he has noticed in history. Some people aren't convinced by this.

Regardless, his thesis is that Jews are always acting against the majority because the lack Logos i.e. they never accepted Jesus into their lives.

The biggest sin our Hasidic friends have committed is usury, which can be summed up as:

  • Your life sucks because of debt
  • This is all the Jews' fault

The answer is simple. All that we need to do is revert to a system of Christian Kingdoms.

Links

http://www.culturewars.com/


E Michael Jones
is part of a series on
Christianity
Blessed by God [-+]
Beliefs, Events, Traditions and Other Drama [-+]
Pissing Off the Almighty [-+]
Heathens [-+]
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