Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/November 20, 2011

What's this? Two double features in a row? Today's topic: First-Person Shooters

Modern Warfare 3 also known as Call of Duty 4: Electric Boogaloo DLC, Generic Shooter 3, Modern Warfare 2.5, Modern Expansion Pack: 3, Call of Duty: Same Shit Every Year 3, Money Wasted 3, or Soap and Price Save The World is the clone of the best selling series Modern Warfare. Relying on an archaic game engine powered by sanotorum and fanboy jizz, it is nothing more than a pile of shit just like its predecessors. If you have played any of the other games, you're not losing out on anything. As a matter of fact you saved yourself the financial sodomy of paying 3 times for the same thing; money better spent buying icecream and a new dildo. Breaking Records? Yes, it has. Once again, it reaches 45 million copies in UK and US.

Just like the iphone 4S, this game is the epitome of copypasta, I think we set a new record on the number of links to "lazy" in this article.

((Obvious Copypasta is Obvious))

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Battlefield 3 (AKA "Bad Company: 3", "Be Advised: 3", "Battletoads: 3", "Call of Duty: Modern Battlefield: Bad Company 3: Black Ops edition" or "Niggers in the Field: 3") is a First Person Shooter game that encourages its players to forage through bushes and spawn rape the other team. The game, which has slowly turned itself into a cheap knockoff of Call of Duty; boasts controllable tanks, jets and other annoying vehicles that the developers behind other FPS franchises intentionally omitted from their games. When arguing with a pasty-faced Battlefag, be prepared to listen to long-winded rants about Battlefield 3 having superb graphics (lol, only if you have a high-end PC) and large maps. Since the game was announced, preachy Battlefield fanboys have been waging an online jihad against Modern Warfare 3; all because they can't bear the thought of seeing another first person shooter outsell their precious game. In fact; for the past year or so, Battlefield fans have talked more about Call of Duty than Battlefield itself, which just goes to show how Battlefield fanboys have become the Jehova Witnesses of FPS gaming.

((Modern Warfare 3 outsold this game, yet MW3 is shit))

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