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[[File:Eat yo testicles.jpg|thumb|What [[Tranny|trannies]] do with their balls.]] | |||
[[File:Eat yo testicles.jpg|thumb|What | |||
Balls are those two round objects in that organic bag below your penis and between your legs. | '''Balls''' are those two round objects in that organic bag below your penis and between your legs. | ||
The purpose of your balls is to be kicked hard (real hard), put on someones face, or played with. They are also used to store the males cum so it can be later shot out his penis at subsonic speeds into a <strike>vajina</strike> Its [[Vagina]] you stupid fuck, mouth,[[in the ass]]hole, sock, or onto anything infront of it. [[Shock site|They]] say it is common to find balls on a dude, [[trap]], in your moms mouth, in your mouth, on your face, on someone elses face, or in a sport. | The purpose of your balls is to be kicked hard (real hard), put on someones face, or played with. They are also used to store the males cum so it can be later shot out his penis at subsonic speeds into a <strike>vajina</strike> Its [[Vagina]] you stupid fuck, mouth,[[in the ass]]hole, sock, or onto anything infront of it. [[Shock site|They]] say it is common to find balls on a dude, [[trap]], in your moms mouth, in your mouth, on your face, on someone elses face, or in a sport. | ||
To Possess '''balls''' (''pl''.) refers to the ability of someone to do [[EXTREME]] and/or profoundly [[stupid]] shit that most people's brains would tell them not to do; said shit is usually [[awesome]]. Of course "Balls" may also refer to those round objects that people kept hitting you in the face with during gym class. If you or your balls touch another d00dz balls, you are gay. No exceptions. | To Possess '''balls''' (''pl''.) refers to the ability of someone to do [[EXTREME]] and/or profoundly [[stupid]] shit that most people's brains would tell them not to do; said shit is usually [[awesome]]. Of course "Balls" may also refer to those round objects that people kept hitting you in the face with during gym class. If you or your balls touch another d00dz balls, you are gay. No exceptions. | ||
<center><youtube>Zrl5sYmApcI</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>Zrl5sYmApcI</youtube></center> | ||
==What [[Not]] to do With [[Your]] Balls== | ==What [[Not]] to do With [[Your]] Balls== | ||
Below are things you should not do with your balls. Doing any of them may result in the loss of your balls or may make you not able to reproduce (which in [[you|your]] case may be a good thing). | Below are things you should not do with your balls. Doing any of them may result in the loss of your balls or may make you not able to reproduce (which in [[you|your]] case may be a good thing). | ||
<gallery>Image:Hanging by ur ballz.jpg|Yow! Where is his penis? | <gallery>Image:Hanging by ur ballz.jpg|Yow! Where is his penis? | ||
Image:Offended34.jpg|Ballz hangin' low brutha! | |||
Image:castration.jpg|[[Castration|Oh fuck... that's what I get for being stupid]] | Image:castration.jpg|[[Castration|Oh fuck... that's what I get for being stupid]] | ||
Image:Looking for these by Razorwitch.jpg|Piss off [[your mom]] | Image:Looking for these by Razorwitch.jpg|Piss off [[your mom]] | ||
Image:Toiletballs.jpg|[[Lol wut]]? | Image:Toiletballs.jpg|[[Lol wut]]? | ||
Image:Teebag.gif|The famous [[GIF|gif]] | Image:Teebag.gif|The famous [[GIF|gif]] | ||
File: | File:Testicle ball.gif|Use them to catch tennis balls. | ||
File:Dick jump.gif | File:Dick jump.gif | ||
File:Furfag balls eaten by mice.jpg|A new great way to catch mice | File:Furfag balls eaten by mice.jpg|A new great way to catch mice | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
<center>{{fv|caught|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | <center>{{fv|caught|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|<center>'''[[Mitchell Henderson|Henderson's]] castration tools'''</center><center><youtube>1A7gBS3QiqA</youtube></center> | |||
|<center>'''Neptune'''</center><center><youtube>cx1WNmrV3vE</youtube></center> | |||
|<center>'''What should happen to your balls</center> | |||
<center><youtube>NRis5fqT_K8</youtube></center> | |||
|<youtube>72FSK4QQwJw</youtube> | |<youtube>72FSK4QQwJw</youtube> | ||
|<youtube>YlVG0t2q3r8</youtube> | |<youtube>YlVG0t2q3r8</youtube> | ||
|<youtube>bjEUleEqUvI</youtube> | |<youtube>bjEUleEqUvI</youtube> | ||
}}</center> | }}</center> | ||
==Kicked In The Balls== | |||
<center><youtubeplaylist>PLUwqC0h3CAl65uq5nuiclt2tb0qfvhLiJ</youtubeplaylist></center> | |||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
[[Image:RueBalzac.jpg|thumb|In [[France]], Balls = Instant [[Win]]]] | [[Image:RueBalzac.jpg|thumb|In [[France]], Balls = Instant [[Win]]]] | ||
[[ | [[File:Typicalniggerparenting.jpg|thumb|[[Your mom]] might try to tear your ballsack [http://metro.co.uk/2013/10/25/mother-almost-pulls-off-six-year-old-sons-penis-then-tries-to-superglue-it-back-on-4160895/ off].]] | ||
{{quote|"Testicles? I don't need no stinkin' testicles!"|You|Trying to regain [[man points]].}} | {{quote|"Testicles? I don't need no stinkin' testicles!"|You|Trying to regain [[man points]].}} | ||
{{quote|"My Balzac I Honoré it"|Balzac}} | {{quote|"My Balzac I Honoré it"|Balzac}} | ||
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==Balls gallery== | ==Balls gallery== | ||
<gallery>Image:Carnuts.jpg|Most cars are [[castration|eunichs]]. | <center><gallery>Image:Carnuts.jpg|Most cars are [[castration|eunichs]]. | ||
Image:Redball.gif|Some men [[gay|love balls]]. | Image:Redball.gif|Some men [[gay|love balls]]. | ||
File:Testicles.jpg|Homoes fap to this | File:Testicles.jpg|Homoes fap to this | ||
</gallery> | File:How to stop rape.jpg|The consequences of having balls | ||
</gallery></center> | |||
==[[Fact]] of the Day== | ==[[Fact]] of the Day== | ||
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*[[Castration]] | *[[Castration]] | ||
*[[Crystal ball]] | *[[Crystal ball]] | ||
*[[Do You Want To Play With My Balls]] | |||
*[[Dragon Ball Z]] | *[[Dragon Ball Z]] | ||
*[[Neuticles.com]] | *[[Neuticles.com]] | ||
*[[Nutsack]] | *[[Nutsack]] | ||
*[[Nutshot]] | |||
*[[Tony Eveready]] | *[[Tony Eveready]] | ||
*[[The Nutshack]] | |||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
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*[http://www.nutsintheass.com Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy] | *[http://www.nutsintheass.com Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy] | ||
*[http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/23490-squeezing-cock-and-ball-torture What they do to insurgents at Guantanamo bay] | *[http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/23490-squeezing-cock-and-ball-torture What they do to insurgents at Guantanamo bay] | ||
*[http://www.facebook.com/balls42069 Everything one needs to know about balls] | *[http://www.facebook.com/balls42069 Everything one needs to know about balls] | ||
*[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2541780/Boy-16-suffers-ruptured-testicle-police-pat-infertile.html Cops will crush your testicles into dust in England] | |||
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Latest revision as of 06:01, 10 September 2018
Balls are those two round objects in that organic bag below your penis and between your legs.
The purpose of your balls is to be kicked hard (real hard), put on someones face, or played with. They are also used to store the males cum so it can be later shot out his penis at subsonic speeds into a vajina Its Vagina you stupid fuck, mouth,in the asshole, sock, or onto anything infront of it. They say it is common to find balls on a dude, trap, in your moms mouth, in your mouth, on your face, on someone elses face, or in a sport.
To Possess balls (pl.) refers to the ability of someone to do EXTREME and/or profoundly stupid shit that most people's brains would tell them not to do; said shit is usually awesome. Of course "Balls" may also refer to those round objects that people kept hitting you in the face with during gym class. If you or your balls touch another d00dz balls, you are gay. No exceptions.
What Not to do With Your Balls
Below are things you should not do with your balls. Doing any of them may result in the loss of your balls or may make you not able to reproduce (which in your case may be a good thing).
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Yow! Where is his penis? -
Ballz hangin' low brutha! -
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Piss off your mom -
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The famous gif -
Use them to catch tennis balls. -
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A new great way to catch mice
Previous Video | Next Video
Kicked In The Balls
Quotes
—You, Trying to regain man points. | ||
—Balzac | ||
Balls gallery
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Most cars are eunichs. -
Some men love balls. -
Homoes fap to this -
The consequences of having balls
Fact of the Day
The testes of the Blue Whale weigh 26kg which is 4 stone, the weight of an obese dwarf
See Also
- Ate my balls
- Big Bag
- BME
- Cock
- Castration
- Crystal ball
- Do You Want To Play With My Balls
- Dragon Ball Z
- Neuticles.com
- Nutsack
- Nutshot
- Tony Eveready
- The Nutshack
External Links
- What you and your imaginary girlfriend should do with your balls.
- Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy
- What they do to insurgents at Guantanamo bay
- Everything one needs to know about balls
- Cops will crush your testicles into dust in England
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