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[[Image:DSWillDrawItForYou.gif|thumb|Less convenient than a sidewalk caricature artist, but with equivalent results!]]
[[Image:DSWillDrawItForYou.gif|thumb|Less convenient than a sidewalk caricature artist, but with equivalent results!]]
{{rainbowtiny|B& IN AUSTRALIA [https://web.archive.org/web/20090101044918/http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/5198031/simpsons-sex-toon-child-porn-judge/] BECAUSE CARTOONS ARE REAL PEOPLE}}
{{rainbowtiny|[https://web.archive.org/web/20090101044918/http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/5198031/simpsons-sex-toon-child-porn-judge/ B& IN AUSTRALIA] BECAUSE CARTOONS ARE REAL PEOPLE}}


There are many pay-to-play cartoon porn sites out there, filled with lots of pictures of [[The Simpsons|Homer]] sticking it in Marge's pooper, or Fred Flinstone shoving his face in Wilma's [[cunt]]. We see them all the time. But none of them are quite like [http://www.drawn-sex.com/ Drawn Sex]. To get an idea of what Drawn Sex is like, imagine an orgy of poorly made surrealist art fucking each other with 2 foot long dicks. That's basically what Drawn Sex is, and it is somehow worse than everything ever posted on [[b|/b/]] combined. The site is run by a group of [[Russia|foreigners]] who know less [[Shit|English]] than a [[mexican]] immigrant. We here at ED can't imagine why anyone would pay to view this shitty porn, besides from the fact that it yields many [[lulz]]. It is unknown whether or not Drawn Sex.com artists are aware that they're the laughing stock of the [[internet]].
There are many pay-to-play cartoon porn sites out there, filled with lots of pictures of [[The Simpsons|Homer]] sticking it in Marge's pooper, or Fred Flinstone shoving his face in Wilma's [[cunt]]. We see them all the time. But none of them are quite like [http://www.drawn-sex.com/ Drawn Sex]. To get an idea of what Drawn Sex is like, imagine an orgy of poorly made surrealist art fucking each other with 2 foot long dicks. That's basically what Drawn Sex is, and it is somehow worse than everything ever posted on [[b|/b/]] combined. The site is run by a group of [[Russia|foreigners]] who know less [[Shit|English]] than a [[mexican]] immigrant. We here at ED can't imagine why anyone would pay to view this shitty porn, besides from the fact that it yields many [[lulz]]. It is unknown whether or not Drawn Sex.com artists are aware that they're the laughing stock of the [[internet]].
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Image:CocklessHomer.jpg|Somewhere, someone is fapping to this.
Image:CocklessHomer.jpg|Somewhere, someone is fapping to this.
Image:Oldpeoplesekkks.jpg|SHIRT!!!
Image:Oldpeoplesekkks.jpg|SHIRT!!!
Image:simpsons_lisahumhum.jpg|Santa's Little Harmonica.
File:Motivator282643.jpg
File:Motivator282643.jpg
Image:Simpsons_hugecorn.jpg|HUGE CORN.
File:Simpsonsmeettheflintstones.jpg
Image:GRRRR.JPG|GRRRRRRRR
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Image:Simpsons 1.jpg|Oh, Bart's poor ass!
Image:Simpsonsmeettheflintstones.jpg
Image:GRRRR.JPG|GRRRRRRRR
Image:1141239836335.jpg|What is seen cannot be unseen...
Image:1141239836335.jpg|What is seen cannot be unseen...
Image:1141240558559.jpg|And there's other times where you wish you were just blind.
Image:1141240558559.jpg|And there's other times where you wish you were just blind.
Image:Futurama34.jpg|I NEED THIS FUCKING PUMPKINS NOW GUYS!
Image:Futurama34.jpg|I NEED THIS FUCKING PUMPKINS NOW GUYS!
Image:HOMER_YOU_ARE_GLUTTON.jpg|SUCK HIM BART! FASTER BABE!
Image:HOMER_YOU_ARE_GLUTTON.jpg|SUCK HIM BART! FASTER BABE!
Image:milhouse_bluehead.jpg|He may not be a [[Milhouse|meme]], but his COCK-HEAD IS BLUE.
Image:lisapissesagain.jpg|What is it with Drawn Sex and Lisa Simpson's urinary tract?
Image:Omg_familyguyslash.jpg|A roundabout way to tell [[Family Guy|Seth MacFarlane]] to go fuck himself.
Image:Omg_familyguyslash.jpg|A roundabout way to tell [[Family Guy|Seth MacFarlane]] to go fuck himself.
Image:Kimpossible_drawnsex.jpg|Violet pussy. Toys from childhood. [[lolwut|LOLWUT]]
Image:Kimpossible_drawnsex.jpg|Violet pussy. Toys from childhood. [[lolwut|LOLWUT]]
Image:Simpsons_randomthought.jpg|Random thoughts of badly-drawn vaginal penetration.
Image:Shrek_surreal_sex.jpg|We weren't kidding aboout the surrealism. Dali would weep.
Image:Shrek_surreal_sex.jpg|We weren't kidding aboout the surrealism. Dali would weep.
Image:Bro.jpg|Yuip! What's the hell?
Image:Bro.jpg|Yuip! What's the hell?
Image:ReallyFuckingGross.jpg|Only woman can get to woman such pleasure!
Image:Ban ds.gif|hardcore nudz lol!
Image:Ban ds.gif|hardcore nudz lol!
Image:Scooby Doo Raped By Shaggy.jpg|Do not cry for Scooby, for he is already dead..
Image:Scooby Doo Raped By Shaggy.jpg|Do not cry for Scooby, for he is already dead..
Image:Flinstones-simspons-porn.jpg|This deepthroat shows me how deep throat can be!
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Image:Sorrymom.jpg
File:DrawnsexJetsonsPornComic02.jpg
File:DrawnsexJetsonsPornComic03.jpg
File:DrawnsexJetsonsPornComic04.jpg
File:DrawnsexJetsonsPornComic05.jpg
File:DrawnsexJetsonsPornComic06.jpg
File:DrawnsexJetsonsPornComic07.jpg|Homer, look how big cock he has!!!
File:DrawnsexJetsonsPornComic08.jpg|I'll fuck you and all creations inside this machine!
File:DrawnsexJetsonsPornComic09.jpg
File:DrawnsexJetsonsPornComic10.jpg
File:DrawnsexJetsonsPornComic11.jpg|Does my ass excites you?
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Latest revision as of 18:50, 22 September 2018

Less convenient than a sidewalk caricature artist, but with equivalent results!
B& IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE CARTOONS ARE REAL PEOPLE
B& IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE CARTOONS ARE REAL PEOPLE
B& IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE CARTOONS ARE REAL PEOPLE
B& IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE CARTOONS ARE REAL PEOPLE
B& IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE CARTOONS ARE REAL PEOPLE
B& IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE CARTOONS ARE REAL PEOPLE
B& IN AUSTRALIA BECAUSE CARTOONS ARE REAL PEOPLE

There are many pay-to-play cartoon porn sites out there, filled with lots of pictures of Homer sticking it in Marge's pooper, or Fred Flinstone shoving his face in Wilma's cunt. We see them all the time. But none of them are quite like Drawn Sex. To get an idea of what Drawn Sex is like, imagine an orgy of poorly made surrealist art fucking each other with 2 foot long dicks. That's basically what Drawn Sex is, and it is somehow worse than everything ever posted on /b/ combined. The site is run by a group of foreigners who know less English than a mexican immigrant. We here at ED can't imagine why anyone would pay to view this shitty porn, besides from the fact that it yields many lulz. It is unknown whether or not Drawn Sex.com artists are aware that they're the laughing stock of the internet.

A severe XSS vulnerability has been recently found in the comment system where if a user wanted to hack the site, they could include some malicious JavaScript code and do an amalgam of hilarious things, such as redirect the page to Goatse. The foreigners running the site will frantically try to dish out banhammers long after most of the damage has been done, while they sob as they fap to Bart Simpson naked, trying to figure out how to secure their code.

Memes

GET OUT BART IM PISS

Drawn Sex also gave birth to the mini meme, 'BART GET OUT I'M PISS', which originated from the Simpsons comic to the right. /b/tards tend to shout it out during Drawn Sex threads or Simpsons porn threads, or just to show that the porn being posted is of a very poor nature.

In fact, the translations are so bad that you can base a drinking game on it: While Drawn Sex porn may be unfappable, its entertainment value is not untappable. Whether you're just perusing the comics for the lulz or trying to find good shoop material, be sure to keep your favorite forty ounce nearby and knock back a shot each time you come across one of these Drawn Sex trademarks, enjoy your hepatitis.

  • "OPS!"
  • Inexplicable close-up of a poorly drawn penis
  • SPLASH!
  • Inconsistent character appearance
  • European-Mexican Engrish
  • Bizarre crossovers
  • AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!
  • "Ah, Men"
  • Cocks that look like orange peels
  • Obvious traces of other internet porn artists
  • Obvious stolen pics with a hueg DS watermark on them
  • "AAAAAAAAAAA"
  • YEACH!

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Eye-rape Gallery About missing Pics
  • Somewhere, someone is fapping to this.
    Somewhere, someone is fapping to this.
  • SHIRT!!!
    SHIRT!!!
  • GRRRRRRRR
    GRRRRRRRR
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