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'''[[Chinks|Alibaba/AliExpress]]''' (run by [[gang|Alibaba Group]], founded by [[Jew|Jack 'flying fist' Ma]]) is a go-to place for [[You're A Fucking White Male|westerners]] who've always wanted to buy their own [[Hello Kitty|panda]], [[shoes|''nigger slippers'']] by Adadas/Pumo/Mike™, [[pedophilia|loli sexdoll]], [[Bath Salts|chemicals]], [https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/5/57/Tooldickwrench.jpg handy tools], [[Lead|milk powder]], [[vomit|bile of a bear]], [[roadkill|toddler speed bump]] or anything '''made in [[China]]'''. A visitor with a [[boner|keen eye]] might find some [[prostitution|services]] like online lessons for [[kung fu]] or [[camwhore|guitar lessons]] held by [[Philippines|pinoys]]. The difference between the two sites; first one is preferred for [[over 9000|bulk orders]] and the latter for [[You|single]] pieces of [[shit|product]]. Ordering buttplugs by thousands for that [[retarded|special]] [[Some Guy|someone]] is now easier than [[ | '''[[Chinks|Alibaba/AliExpress]]''' (run by [[gang|Alibaba Group]], founded by [[Jew|Jack 'flying fist' Ma]]) is a go-to place for [[You're A Fucking White Male|westerners]] who've always wanted to buy their own [[Hello Kitty|panda]], [[shoes|''nigger slippers'']] by Adadas/Pumo/Mike™, [[pedophilia|loli sexdoll]], [[Bath Salts|chemicals]], [https://images.encyclopediadramatica.rs/5/57/Tooldickwrench.jpg handy tools], [[Lead|milk powder]], [[vomit|bile of a bear]], [[roadkill|toddler speed bump]] or anything '''made in [[China]]'''. A visitor with a [[boner|keen eye]] might find some [[prostitution|services]] like online lessons for [[kung fu]] or [[camwhore|guitar lessons]] held by [[Philippines|pinoys]]. The difference between the two sites; first one is preferred for [[over 9000|bulk orders]] and the latter for [[You|single]] pieces of [[shit|product]]. Ordering buttplugs by thousands for that [[retarded|special]] [[Some Guy|someone]] is now easier than [[Scat|shitting in a jacuzzi]] or [[Pointless|eating with chopsticks]]. | ||
{{quote|be careful what you wish for, <br> you might just get it|Zedong, Mao|'''Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung'''|color=blue|size=180%|textColor=red|textSize=180%|sourceColor=blue|sourceSize=100%}} | {{quote|be careful what you wish for, <br> you might just get it|Zedong, Mao|'''Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung'''|color=blue|size=180%|textColor=red|textSize=180%|sourceColor=blue|sourceSize=100%}} | ||
==Epic Fail== | |||
HOLY SHIT JACK MA HAS MADE A DECISION TO QUIT IN SEPTEMBER 10TH 2019! HE GIVES UP! | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
{{Collapsegallery|china all the time|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | {{Collapsegallery|china all the time|cg1|center|<gallery perrow="5"> | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
* [http://alibabascam.com/ blog for supposedly exposing the scammers] | * [http://alibabascam.com/ blog for supposedly exposing the scammers] | ||
{{Sites}} | {{Sites}} | ||
[[Category:Money]] | |||
Latest revision as of 07:15, 23 September 2018
Alibaba/AliExpress (run by Alibaba Group, founded by Jack 'flying fist' Ma) is a go-to place for westerners who've always wanted to buy their own panda, nigger slippers by Adadas/Pumo/Mike™, loli sexdoll, chemicals, handy tools, milk powder, bile of a bear, toddler speed bump or anything made in China. A visitor with a keen eye might find some services like online lessons for kung fu or guitar lessons held by pinoys. The difference between the two sites; first one is preferred for bulk orders and the latter for single pieces of product. Ordering buttplugs by thousands for that special someone is now easier than shitting in a jacuzzi or eating with chopsticks.
—Zedong, Mao, Quotations from Chairman Mao Tse-tung | ||
Epic Fail
HOLY SHIT JACK MA HAS MADE A DECISION TO QUIT IN SEPTEMBER 10TH 2019! HE GIVES UP!
Gallery
china all the time About missing Pics
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western kids are such pussies they'd get ptsd out of this
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includes a buttplug for dosing
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thetan levels, not checked
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it shoots money
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start your cartel today
[Expand Gallery]
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who would even want one
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google is busy translating this one
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sticky substance hazard
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preparedness is the key
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stay awhile and listen
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don't mention Weinstein
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ship those buttplugs to DPRK
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maddox needs a one
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arm your cartel with these
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the secrets of shaolin monks, not included
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sexdolls for muslims
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it's all red inside
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put the money in the sack
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expectations vs reality
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expectations met
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chinks being honest
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manlet buys a carpet
There's also Taobao, Tmall, etc - which are more or less the same kind of deal.
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