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[[Image:Tektonikgay.jpg|thumb|right|400px|<b> ALL HAIL TORCHIC, | [[Image:Tektonikgay.jpg|thumb|right|400px|<b> ALL HAIL TORCHIC, MUDKIPS SUCK!! Here's the symbol of great human deprivation. Doesn't it look like the Nazi flag, but in a way pretty [[moar]] ghey... But it's too late, Now we are doomed!</b>]] | ||
[[Image:Bagramor.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The almighty insects god may ask for mass human sacrifices sumtimes.]] | [[Image:Bagramor.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The almighty insects god may ask for mass human sacrifices sumtimes.]] | ||
[[Image:Pedalebrian.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Yes, Brian is actually a man! No shit!!!.]] | [[Image:Pedalebrian.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Yes, Brian is actually a man! No shit!!!.]] | ||
'''TCK''', aka La Tektonik, is a supposed dance style created [[at least 100]] years ago in <s>fagland</s> Belgium by Bagramor, the almighty insect god for his secret global world domination plan. | '''TCK''', aka La Tektonik, aka Too Cunting Krappy, is a supposed dance style created [[at least 100]] years ago in <s>fagland</s> Belgium by [[faggot|Bagramor]], the almighty insect god, as a cover for his secret global world domination plan. Some even said that [[TyrannoSatan]] himself got involved in the conspiracy, too. Slowly the minions of those evil gods did they dirty work silently... And now it's time for truth to [[jizz|come]]! | ||
But | But before reading further moar, plz be aware that insufferable Tektonik dancers are [[Over_9000|over 9000]] times [[moar]] ghey than both Placebo singer Brian Molko and George Michael combined... Those utter faggots suffer from a lack of interest in their <s>friends and</s> families and consequently, enjoy wearing gay shit like: | ||
* Over-sized | * Over-sized colored sun glasses, like JLo on DMT. | ||
* [[Attention whore| | * [[Attention whore|Sequined 'whore of the party' colored clothes.]] | ||
* Clothing made from fluorescent and/or glow in the dark fabric. | * Clothing made from fluorescent and/or glow in the dark fabric. | ||
* Their younger brother's or sister's [[Evil|Disney]] underpants. ([[Pedobear]] is outta this business, no shit dude!) | * Their younger brother's or sister's [[Evil|Disney]] underpants. ([[Pedobear]] is outta this business, no shit dude!) | ||
* [[Guido|Industrial grade hair wax.]] | * [[Guido|Industrial grade hair wax.]] | ||
Then, check out | Then, check out their authentically ghey hair cuts... Here we have another shit-spackled corruption of residual 70's [[punk]] subculture (see [[Emo|emo fags,]] [[Punk_rock|Californian homosexual "punk/rock"]]). Also note that their gatherings include anal gangbangs and, consequently, all Tektonik dancers have AIDS and actually revel in it. This malevolent [[crap|movement]] has now spread to Spain, Brazil, and other European [[Borderline_personality_disorder|border line]] countries... When and where will this end?! Nothing can stop them but [[you]]! Act now, buy some 12' gauge slugs and hand grenades and do your civic duty! | ||
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==The TCK issue== | ==The TCK issue== | ||
[[Image:Tecktonikdanceur.jpg|thumb|left|150px|THE ultimate | [[Image:Tecktonikdanceur.jpg|thumb|left|150px|THE ultimate fag crew... Must be sum French offsprings.]] | ||
As TCK is plotting for the end of the [[Jews|occidental capitalistic]] society, they also collaborate with [[Islam|Muslim]] local terrorist group FAFABWTE (Fucking [[anal|Angry]] French/Arabic Bitches Who [[In_the_ass|Troll]] Everything). Although all of these [[cult|fagass fanatics]] are absolutely not [[Satan|jews]], a [[Final_solution|'Die Endlösung der Judenfrage']] may be needed again. Seeing how they are breeding as fast as [[Conservatives|roaches]], cold, calculated, surgical solution must be quickly implemented. But the grim truth is that the [[Fucktards|French government]] (see also [[nazi|fascist cumdumpster]]) don't really give a shit because they are too busy [[taxes|stealing our money]] and smoking all the [[Drugs|healthy crack]] they can import from Philadelphia. Those cunts [[Doing_it_wrong|are doing it wrong]] you know, and need to build an awesome and efficient re-education camp just for the lulz (see [[Holocaust|Auschwitz fun playground, Birkenau theme park]] and [[Lulz|the great 'Schadenfreude' theory.]]) | |||
{{clear}} | {{clear}} | ||
==How to be a TCK?== | ==How to be a TCK?== | ||
[[Image:Ilsenveulent.jpg|thumb|right|200px|They are definitely asking FOR IT!]] | [[Image:Ilsenveulent.jpg|thumb|right|200px|They are definitely asking FOR IT!]] | ||
Attempting to do the following | Attempting to do the following is essentially self-lobotomization. Never attempt to do it at home. It is generally better left to be performed by [[whore|professional]] [[troll|stuntmen]]: | ||
* | * Drop any pretense of self esteem. If you're actively seeking these cunts, this step should not be a problem. | ||
* Dance like a | * Dance like a epileptic [[Asspie|aspie]] getting tasered, preferably in an overcrowded area. | ||
* Get publicly | * Get publicly humiliated for being an even bigger faggot than the [[You|biggest Dutch homos]]. | ||
* | * Retreat to your [[hugbox]]. | ||
* | * Masturbate to Asterix (using lard for lube) while sobbing | ||
* [[An hero|??????]] | * [[An hero|??????]] | ||
* <b>[[Golden iPod|Profit!]]</b> | * <b>[[Golden iPod|Profit!]]</b> | ||
==How to get rid of the TCK threat | ==How to get rid of the TCK threat== | ||
[[Image:Lasolutiont.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The only way to solve it all.]] | [[Image:Lasolutiont.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The only way to solve it all.]] | ||
* Become [[USA|a 40,000 dead by | * Become [[USA|a 40,000 dead by firearms per year Country]], with weapons being sold everywhere at a reasonable price so everyone could do their part. So come on froggies, don't be [[French|pussies]]: massacre some TCK bitches! | ||
* | * Poison European drinking water reserves. | ||
* | * Legalize murder. | ||
* Nuke 'em all but 'avec style s'il vous plaît!' | * Nuke 'em all but 'avec style s'il vous plaît!' | ||
==How to troll a TCK faggot | ==How to troll a TCK faggot== | ||
* | * Tell him how his makeup reminds you of your slutty aunt's. | ||
* Have a self-induced | * Have a self-induced seizure in front of him, as he starts dancing along. Make sure someone is recording it. Then stop abruptly and kick him in his cunt. | ||
* <s>Explain to him that you can't tell the difference between him and his girlfriend.</s> | * <s>Explain to him that you can't tell the difference between him and his girlfriend.</s> Ask why he doesn't have any girlfriends. | ||
* Remind him that he's [[homosexual|French]]. | * Remind him that he's [[homosexual|French]]. | ||
Latest revision as of 12:36, 3 October 2018
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Foreigners ill equipped with the Queen's glorious language are editing this page. This could get ugly. |
TCK, aka La Tektonik, aka Too Cunting Krappy, is a supposed dance style created at least 100 years ago in fagland Belgium by Bagramor, the almighty insect god, as a cover for his secret global world domination plan. Some even said that TyrannoSatan himself got involved in the conspiracy, too. Slowly the minions of those evil gods did they dirty work silently... And now it's time for truth to come!
But before reading further moar, plz be aware that insufferable Tektonik dancers are over 9000 times moar ghey than both Placebo singer Brian Molko and George Michael combined... Those utter faggots suffer from a lack of interest in their friends and families and consequently, enjoy wearing gay shit like:
- Over-sized colored sun glasses, like JLo on DMT.
- Sequined 'whore of the party' colored clothes.
- Clothing made from fluorescent and/or glow in the dark fabric.
- Their younger brother's or sister's Disney underpants. (Pedobear is outta this business, no shit dude!)
- Industrial grade hair wax.
Then, check out their authentically ghey hair cuts... Here we have another shit-spackled corruption of residual 70's punk subculture (see emo fags, Californian homosexual "punk/rock"). Also note that their gatherings include anal gangbangs and, consequently, all Tektonik dancers have AIDS and actually revel in it. This malevolent movement has now spread to Spain, Brazil, and other European border line countries... When and where will this end?! Nothing can stop them but you! Act now, buy some 12' gauge slugs and hand grenades and do your civic duty!
The TCK issue
As TCK is plotting for the end of the occidental capitalistic society, they also collaborate with Muslim local terrorist group FAFABWTE (Fucking Angry French/Arabic Bitches Who Troll Everything). Although all of these fagass fanatics are absolutely not jews, a 'Die Endlösung der Judenfrage' may be needed again. Seeing how they are breeding as fast as roaches, cold, calculated, surgical solution must be quickly implemented. But the grim truth is that the French government (see also fascist cumdumpster) don't really give a shit because they are too busy stealing our money and smoking all the healthy crack they can import from Philadelphia. Those cunts are doing it wrong you know, and need to build an awesome and efficient re-education camp just for the lulz (see Auschwitz fun playground, Birkenau theme park and the great 'Schadenfreude' theory.)
How to be a TCK?
Attempting to do the following is essentially self-lobotomization. Never attempt to do it at home. It is generally better left to be performed by professional stuntmen:
- Drop any pretense of self esteem. If you're actively seeking these cunts, this step should not be a problem.
- Dance like a epileptic aspie getting tasered, preferably in an overcrowded area.
- Get publicly humiliated for being an even bigger faggot than the biggest Dutch homos.
- Retreat to your hugbox.
- Masturbate to Asterix (using lard for lube) while sobbing
- ??????
- Profit!
How to get rid of the TCK threat
- Become a 40,000 dead by firearms per year Country, with weapons being sold everywhere at a reasonable price so everyone could do their part. So come on froggies, don't be pussies: massacre some TCK bitches!
- Poison European drinking water reserves.
- Legalize murder.
- Nuke 'em all but 'avec style s'il vous plaît!'
How to troll a TCK faggot
- Tell him how his makeup reminds you of your slutty aunt's.
- Have a self-induced seizure in front of him, as he starts dancing along. Make sure someone is recording it. Then stop abruptly and kick him in his cunt.
Explain to him that you can't tell the difference between him and his girlfriend.Ask why he doesn't have any girlfriends.- Remind him that he's French.
The Videos that should not be...
Fucking sick retarded!
I still wonder how so many ghey motherfuckers manage to gather at the same place and the same time.
See Also
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TCK is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
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TCK is part of a series on Visit the Music Portal for complete coverage. |
