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This page contains celebrity bullshit that wasn't worthy of taking up space in the [[Kesha]] article.
This page contains celebrity bullshit that wasn't worthy of taking up space in the [[Kesha]] article.
== Celebretard Deathmatch ==
After Ke$ha was denied an injunction and the shit hit the fan, many celebrities began clamouring to her side in the hopes that they'd be able to land a job as a judge on the next season of ''[[Lulz|America's Next Top Rape Liar]]''. Most of these so-called celebrities were absolute nobodies, but a few notable stars did decide to join in on the fun.
== Lena Dunham & Jack Antonoff ==
== Lena Dunham & Jack Antonoff ==
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[[File:JackAntonoffHugsAKiddyDiddler.jpg|thumb|We're shocked that she's not a lesbian too.]]
[[File:JackAntonoffHugsAKiddyDiddler.jpg|thumb|We're shocked that she's not a lesbian too.]]
On February 23, 2016, known sister-molester and professional fat person [[Lena Dunham]] decided to voice her opinion on the Ke$ha situation on her blog, ''The Lenny Letter''. Lena wrote a [[tl;dr]] post about how the ruling supported rape culture blah, blah, blah – Yet she neglected to mention the fact that '''''she herself lied about being raped in her autobiography''''' and '''''molested her own sister''''', two facts that make Lena's shitty and hypocritical opinion completely worthless and irrelevant.
On February 23, 2016, known sister-molester and professional landwhale [[Lena Dunham]] decided to voice her opinion on the Ke$ha situation on her blog, ''The Lenny Letter''. Lena wrote a [[tl;dr]] post about how the ruling supported rape culture blah, blah, blah. Yet she neglected to mention the fact that '''''she herself lied about being raped in her autobiography''''' and '''''molested her own sister''''', two facts that make Lena's shitty and hypocritical opinion completely worthless and irrelevant.
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[[File:DrLukeButthurt.jpg|thumb|Doctors attempt to locate Vincent Frank's [[butthurt]].]]
[[File:DrLukeButthurt.jpg|thumb|Doctors attempt to locate Vincent Frank's [[butthurt]].]]
'''Vincent James Turner''' (a.k.a. '''Frankmusic''', '''Vincent Frank''', '''Vincent Did It''' and '''[[Fellatio|Mr. Mouth]]''') is a [[Britfag]]gonese "[[Dubstep|synthpop]]" musician who believes that not liking a liking a person is a valid reason to accuse them of being a [[You|rapist]].
'''Vincent James Turner''' (a.k.a. '''Frankmusic''', '''Vincent Frank''', '''Vincent Did It''' and '''[[Fellatio|Mr. Mouth]]''') is a [[Britfag]]gonese "[[Dubstep|synthpop]]" musician who believes that not liking a person is a valid reason to accuse them of being a [[You|rapist]].
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* Kenneth Harris
* Kenneth Harris
* Mike Posner
* Mike Posner
== The Bullying of Maggie Lindemann ==
[[File:MaggieLindemann.jpg|thumb|[[Terrorists|#FreeKesha supporters]] bullied this girl for not supporting Ke$ha.]]
[[File:JeffreeStarIsAFaggot.jpg|thumb|Jeffree, looking even fruitier than the last photo.]]
'''Maggie Lindemann''' (usually referred to by Ke$ha's fans as "[[Cunt]]" or "[[Fat]]ty") is a singer, songwriter, and the ex-girlfriend of a [[Vine]]r and massive [[attention whoring]] faggot named {{twitter|carterreynolds|Carter Reynolds}}. Maggie has accused Carter of being sexually abusive, but there's one small fact that makes Maggie's accusations against Carter far more credible that Ke$ha's accusations against Dr. Luke – Maggie actually has evidence that proves her claims.
In early 2015, a [[hacker]] managed to break into Carter Reynolds' private accounts and leaked a video – The video showed 19-year-old Carter Reynolds pressuring a visibly uncomfortable and possibly [[Drugs|inebriated]] 16-year-old Maggie Lindemann into having sex. Not only did the video prove that Carter Reynolds is a disgusting [[paedophile]] and [[rapist]] – It also proved that he is a [[child porn]]ographer.
|bc she wants out of her contract ??|Maggie, explaining why Ke$ha might have lied
|that she's telling the truth, nobody knows the full story, just because she says something doesn't mean it's true|Maggie, explaining what people are assuming
|sorry but you can't believe everything, some people are twisted and make up things|Maggie, being an intelligent young woman
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Maggie Lindemann proved that common sense wasn't dead yet – A fact that the [[Social Justice Warriors]] didn't take kindly to and quickly sought to rectify by relentlessly bullying a 16-year-old girl.
|Maggie Lindemann is a ugly, disgusting ignorant cunt|MATTHEW MONTALVO, calling a Maggie a cunt
|I hate Maggie fatty lindemann|needyjai
|maggie lindemann is such a cunt wtf|confusedhalsey
|kill yourself so we can finally be happy|[[Troll|Fuck Magugly Iiarmen]]
|you're an ugly ass Madison beer wanna be ass bitch and a cunt for saying Kesha is a liar. Kill yourself|transitharry, telling a 16-year-old to commit suicide
|Fuck Maggie Lindemann. She wanted people on her side during her situation but chooses to side against Kesha? Disgusting.|SonniNichole
|so maggie lindemann claimed being sexually assaulted but now says Kesha is lying. that rat has craved, is craving and will crave attention.|saddadalex, disregarding video evidence
|if you still support maggie lindemann, unfollow me right now. you're just as dumb and pathetic as her|[[Retard|imabelieberhey]]
|Maggie Lindemann was sexually assaulted herself, yet chooses not to support Kesha??? Da fuq??|K†NG K†LL, attacking an assault survivor who called out Ke$ha's bullshit
|rape has permanent affects on the victim and everybody around them... you got told to kill yourself and youre crying|hslaurent, informing a rape victim that rape has permanent effects
|a stupid girl who actually was abused by carter reynolds and said kesha was lying about being abused lmao|gunsforjoshler
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Even Maggie's supposed "friend" and fellow 16-year-old girl, '''Madison Beer''', took to Twitter to harass Maggie – As did '''Jeffree Star''' (Powerword" '''[[Powerword|Jeffree Lynn Steininger]]'''{{jew}}), a moderately famous make-up artist and [[transsexual]] [[faggot]].
|@MaggieLindemann as a woman should be ashamed of yourself. How do you even look in the mirror every morning?|Jeffree Star, being a typical pink-haired [[tranny]] [[faggot]]
|This CUNT @MaggieLindemann called Kesha a LIAR then deleted her tweets. You're irrelevant. Bye bye now|Jeffree Star, calling Maggie a cunt
|I don't want the respect from a cunt who jokes about sexual assault. You're SCUM|Jeffree Star, calling Maggie a cunt after she apologized
|don't state an opinion on social media and not expect hate. but @MaggieLindemann there ya go girly|Madison Beer, being a [[cunt]]
|so sick & wrong... and the fact that there are people out there accusing her of lying is just..|Madison Beer, unable to cope with the fact that [[House|everyone lies]]
|not only being raped kills, but being raped then being accused of lying about it kills. remember that|Madison Beer, believing that rape and words are murder
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== Kenneth Harris ==
== Kenneth Harris ==
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|MEGHAN WORKED WITH DR LUKE?? AND YOU CALL HER A FEMINIST??|rihslaysurfav
|MEGHAN WORKED WITH DR LUKE?? AND YOU CALL HER A FEMINIST??|rihslaysurfav
|Since when did that fat rat liked kesha or supported her?? That bitch works with dr luke wtf #FreeKesha|KESHAASFOOD
|When I saw the outcome of Kesha's court case last Friday, I felt sick. Actually sick — I wanted to ask my Uber to pull over so I could throw up in a New York City trash can.|[[Lena Dunham]], preparing to vomit after eating an entire ham
|it disgusts me and breaks my heart that any court or person would continuously question a woman who claims she has been assaulted|Bea Miller, failing to understand the purpose of the court system
|I don't want to live in a country where the government decides if you were raped or not.|Lady Gaga, failing to understand the purpose of the court system
|I don’t think a male artist would be in this position right now.|Ariana Grande, failing to understand that a male would have never lied about rape
|Next time you're about to get sexually assaulted, make sure you have your GoPro strapped to your forehead for proof.|Lilly Singh, supporter of rape culture
|[[No|#FreeKesha]] from [[Jihad|#shariaCourt]] of [[Playstation|#Sony]]|Roseanne Barr, being the militant [[zionist]] that she is
|You shouldn’t be allowed to sign a human being, regardless of what the allegations are or what anyone said or did. It’s basically like slavery.|Grimes, comparing business contracts to slavery
On February 23, 2016, known sister-molester and professional landwhale Lena Dunham decided to voice her opinion on the Ke$ha situation on her blog, The Lenny Letter. Lena wrote a tl;dr post about how the ruling supported rape culture blah, blah, blah. Yet she neglected to mention the fact that she herself lied about being raped in her autobiography and molested her own sister, two facts that make Lena's shitty and hypocritical opinion completely worthless and irrelevant.
Lady Gaga
Gaga and Ke$ha.
Lady Gaga has been one of Ke$ha's most vocal and prominent supporters – Understandable considering that Gaga herself has claimed that she was raped by a music producer early in her career. Gaga has shown her support for Ke$ha by warning people not to resort "victim blaming" and by dedicating a performance of Til It Happens To You, a song about being almost raped from a shitty movie about a fictional world that suffers from a campus rape epidemic, at the 2016 Academy Awards to survivors of sexual abuse – A dedication that, for some unknown reason, included Ke$ha.
Gaga's support for Ke$ha becomes particularly lulzy when you realize that Gaga herself helped R. Kelly, a man who allegedly enjoys urinating on underage girls, stage a comeback by making a music video that features Lady Gaga being drugged and raped by R. Kelly. Also hilarious is the fact that the video was recorded by Terry Richardson, another man who has been accused of being a sick, sexual predator.
Demi vs. Taylor
These children starved to death because Taylor Swift gave $250,000 to a woman who lied about being raped rather than donating it to a legitimate charity.Demi Lovato
On February 21, 2016, Taylor Swift (who is currently being sued for slander for falsely accusing a man of groping her arse) donated $250,000 to teary-eyed Ke$ha – An act that caused Demi Lovato to begin whining on Twitter within about 20 minutes.
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Take something to Capitol Hill or actually speak out about something and then I'll be impressed.
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—Demi Lovato, jealous because she doesn't have $250,000 to waste
Demi herself would soon find herself caught in the crossfire after promoting Jennifer Lopez's new single.
You Sound Like A Fag Feat. Jonathan Hay
What a fag looks like.What a fag sounds like.
Jonathan Hay is a complete failure of a record producer who, in 2005, was responsible for spreading a false rumour that Jay Z was cheating on Beyoncé with Rihanna – He sounds like a completely trustworthy individual! Seeing a way to get more attention for himself, Jonathan decided to enter the Ke$ha saga by speaking out against (i.e. slandering) Dr. Luke. Jonathan decided to voice his complaints about Dr. Luke to Rolling Stone, the same scummy tabloid that gave rape liar Jackie Coakley her very own soapbox.
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I co-produced a remix to a song for Nappy Roots called ‘These Walls Revisited’ that Dr. Luke originally did 10 years earlier with Kanye West. Luke told me that he thought my version of the song ‘sucked’ and that I ‘took all the testosterone out of it and made the song sound like a fag.’ I was completely offended that Dr. Luke said I made the song ‘sound like a fag.'
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—Jonathan Hay's music sounds like a fag
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I think it’s a tragedy that Sony Music has remained firm and stood behind Dr. Luke throughout this whole Kesha ordeal. In my opinion, they should have parted ways with him a long time ago when they found out about his abuse on Kesha. He’s a monster.
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—Jonathan Hay is definitely not a jealous faggot!
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Ke$ha's fans then immediately responded with cries of HOMOPHOBE!
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This is obviously a lie. I mean Luke is producing some of the gayest songs in the industry. Nice try, though!
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—Nialler
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I can't tell whether "Dr. Luke" is a pedophile or a closet fag ass motherfucker. Probably both.
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—Ms__Anthrope
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so basically dr luke is a controlling fag
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—fuckphenty
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I'm gonna haunt dr luke in his fag dreams
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—Ashley "I don't care about my dead friend" Smith
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dr. luke go to the hell Fag
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—Jenfry9
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Oh my god... RT @grannywrapper: Dr. Luke is a fragile faggot rapist bitch
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—iKeshusChrist
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Dr Luke is a faggot. Fuck you. I will never forgive you for messing with Kesha. She is more relevant than you will ever be fucker
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—rocxrage
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we're trying to free kesha from the faggot Dr. Luke
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—EnigamticRose
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DR LUKE HAS EXPOSED HIMSELF, WHATA FAGGOT
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—SoyUnOsoCallate
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she has a cross tattoo so she's Christian and she was forced to ! Its all bc of that faggot dr.luke
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—EnigamticRose
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#FreeKesha... You bitch will get you in jail @TheDoctorLuke!... You didn't make Kesha famous... She made her own path you rapist fag!
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—Xtina Ecuador
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gross hobo looking fag @TheDoctorLuke
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—carlyslaejepsen
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@TheDoctorLuke HEY FAGGOT LET KESHA DO WHAT SHE WANTS YOU FUCKED UP FAG
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—Jefferrsss
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@TheDoctorLuke Free Ke$ha dumbass fag, shame on you
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—SVontrois
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@TheDoctorLuke You're a piece of shit! fag! #FreeKesha
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—GIVEUS81
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@TheDoctorLuke DROWN U STUPID NIGGER
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—laronroland
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@TheDoctorLuke Please go fucking kill yourself you useless asshole cunt. I hope you burn in hell you dumb nigger
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—any1whosany1
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you fags who dragged celebs for not speaking up on Kesha sure did vanish when she dropped a song
Doctors attempt to locate Vincent Frank's butthurt.
Vincent James Turner (a.k.a. Frankmusic, Vincent Frank, Vincent Did It and Mr. Mouth) is a Britfaggonese "synthpop" musician who believes that not liking a person is a valid reason to accuse them of being a rapist.
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Please don't think I'm an SJW type. I watch Thunderfoot all the time.
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—Vincent Frank, believing that watching Thundercunt makes him less of an SJW
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can I not want a little vindication to happen to someone who treated me badly?
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—Vincent is butthurt
Lists of Boring Shit
People Who've Been Harassed By #FreeKesha
Lukasz Gottwald
Laura Gottwald
Vezna Gottwald
Jessica James
David James
Shirley Werner Kornreich
Wendy Williams
Jennifer Lopez
Meghan Trainor
Maggie Lindemann
Charlie Puth
Anthony Dell’Orso
Kenneth Harris
Mike Posner
Kenneth Harris
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I have unfollowed Dr. Luke everyone chill out. Also have a little class and maybe don't launch your attacks on a picture of my child.
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—Kenneth Harris
Charlie Puth
Charlie PuthCharlie Puth and Meghan Trainor share a final kiss before being brutally eviscerated by #FreeKesha supporters.
YOU DUN GOOFED
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It's just devastating for both parties. Because so much attention has been taken off from the music. Dr. Luke is one of my production idols. And Kesha is one of the first outgoing artist that I've listened to and to mimic her songwriting style.
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—Charlie Puth
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Charlie Puth thinks Kesha is doing it for attention so he's opinion on anything isn't even valid anymore
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—bieberstxiles, having no fucking idea what Charlie actually said
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charlie puth said no one was the winner in Kesha's legal case but he's a white boy with a slit eyebrow so his opinion is invalid
Charlie Puth... Hater of rape victims and idiot who starts feuds w/ those more successful bc #BigEgo for no reason #FreeKesha
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—voicelessdreams
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Charlie disgusting faggot that probably wants dr Luke's dick inside him Puth
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—spendyourIove
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Wendy Williams
Anthony Dell’Orso
I'm Hennifer Lopez, I Like Rape and Burritos!
The single that rustled many jimmies.This Photoshopped image is proof that J-Lo supports raep.
On April 7, 2016, Jennifer "Fat Butt" Lopez released a new single entitled Ain't Your Mama, a highly feminist song about a woman who is tired of her autisticmanchild boyfriend's inability to be a functional human being. Unfortunately for Fat Butt, this single was produced by Dr. Luke and was released only a day after Ke$ha's royal order of white knights suffered massive butthurt from witnessing her lawsuit being thrown out. It should come as no surprise that J-Lo was destined to become the next target of the #FreeKesha trolls who promptly began YET ANOTHER FUCKING HASHTAG, #JLoSupportsRape
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IS RELEASING A SONG PRODUCED BY DR.LUKE ON THE DAY THAT KESHA GET'S HER FREEDOM REQUEST REJECTED. YAS CUNT YAS @JLo
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—ZaDjale
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Jennifer Lopez has no morals. She's a thief & condones rape.
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—lewisuss
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I'm not going to listen to JLO's new song because Dr Luke produced it.
I texted her the song and she had no idea - she thought I did it alone by myself at my house, which a lot of people think because I do do that.
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—Meghan Trainor
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I sent it to her and said, ‘Do you like the song?’ and she said, ‘I love the song, my kid loves the song - he’s made me play it five times already so I know it’s a hit - when can I cut it?’, so I said immediately, ‘Whenever you want!’
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—Meghan Trainor
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I felt terrible when Jennifer got all the hate for Ain’t Your Mama, and it’s just all ridiculous. It’s such a big song for her. After the last album, I’ve been listening to this new album and I’m like, it’s night and day. The music is there, the melodies are there and a lot of my songs are self-empowerment songs, and she loved that about my writing.
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—Meghan Trainor feels bad about throwing Fat Butt under the bus
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Dr. Luke produced a track on Megan Hamburger Trailor's album. Fucking bitch.
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—angelsuxx, calling Meghan Trainor fat
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Meghan Trainor looks like she ate 3 Kesha's so I'm shocked Dr. Luke let her in his studio
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—727ney
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MEGHAN WORKED WITH DR LUKE?? AND YOU CALL HER A FEMINIST??
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—rihslaysurfav
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Since when did that fat rat liked kesha or supported her?? That bitch works with dr luke wtf #FreeKesha
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—KESHAASFOOD
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Other Celebretards
She deactivated her Twitter account after someone made fun of her several weeks later.Marina Diamandis' tweets.
Miley Cyrus - has tweeted support for Ke$ha and unfollowed Dr. Luke.
Fiona Apple - meth-head has posted a picture of herself holding up a shitty cardboard sign in support of Ke$ha.
Kelly Clarkson - claimed that she herself was "blackmailed" into working with Luke, but was actually just butthurt because she wasn't ready to produce music in a studio setting.
Lily Allen - dressed up as a gynecologist named "Dr. Luke" for Halloween.
Madison Beer - bullied a sexual assault survivor who dared to question Ke$ha's lies.
Jeffree Star - deranged tranny who called a 16-year-old girl a cunt for not automatically believing Ke$ha.
Lena Dunham - tweeted her support for Kesha – Ironic considering that Lena herself falsely accused a man of raping her and molested her own little sister.
Adele - used her BRIT award acceptance speech as a soapbox to support Ke$ha and her lies.
Annalynne McCord - is a "rape survivor" (i.e. she got drunk and slept with a guy) who says that she is at least 100% sure that Ke$ha is not lying. Ironically, she also played a rape liar on 90210.
Jon M. Chu - Director of the shitty Jem and the Holograms reboot movie.
Victoria Aveyard - Suggested that Netflix make a pro-Ke$ha propaganda series that would "make everyone angry" and most likely lead to Dr. Luke's murder.
#JLoSupportsRape
accused of sexual assault himself.
sluts.