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For example, [http://gaygamer.net/2009/12/conservative_worldnetdaily_cri.html this article] criticises some fundie news site for denigrating [[Dragon Age: Origins]] for having, | For example, [http://gaygamer.net/2009/12/conservative_worldnetdaily_cri.html this article] criticises some fundie news site for denigrating [[Dragon Age: Origins]] for having, | ||
{{squote|a scene in which the two men are dirty, naked and kissing. They are depicted in various homosexual sex positions, and the clip concludes with the two nestling together and gazing into one another's eyes.|World Net Daily on truth}} | {{squote|a scene in which the two men are [[Hawt|dirty, naked and kissing. They are depicted in various homosexual sex positions]], and the clip concludes with the two nestling together and gazing into one another's eyes.|World Net Daily on truth}} | ||
In barely contained outrage, the article accuses her of not knowing what trolling is, being homophobic and being sensationalist. Homophobia in my conservative | In barely contained outrage, the article accuses her of not knowing what trolling is, being homophobic and being sensationalist. Homophobia in my conservative tabloid? NEVAR. | ||
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===[http://gaygamer.net/gay_gamer_of_the_week Gay Gamer of the Week]=== | ===[http://gaygamer.net/gay_gamer_of_the_week Gay Gamer of the Week]=== | ||
The Gay Gamer of the Week is a great place for homosexual, basement-dwelling deviants to ogle gay men who play games (who'd have thought?). It regularly features prancing, twinkletoed nancyboys who enjoy games like "Cooking Mama" and "Lips". | The Gay Gamer of the Week is a great place for homosexual, basement-dwelling deviants to ogle gay men who play games (who'd have thought?). It regularly features [[Chris Crocker|prancing, twinkletoed nancyboys]] who enjoy games like "Cooking Mama" and "Lips". | ||
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===[http://gaygamer.net/top_20_gayest_video_game_characters/ Top 20 Gayest Video Game Characters]=== | ===[http://gaygamer.net/top_20_gayest_video_game_characters/ Top 20 Gayest Video Game Characters]=== | ||
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In a quest for probable fapping material and | In a quest for probable fapping material and b[[anal]] entertainment, the editors of '''GayGamer.net''' published their list of the '''Top 20 Gayest Video Game Characters''': | ||
# Tingle (my sphincter) - Zelda | # Tingle (my sphincter) - Zelda | ||
# The Cho Aniki Brothers - Cho Aniki | # The Cho Aniki Brothers - Cho Aniki | ||
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# Hana Vachel & Rain Qin - Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix | # Hana Vachel & Rain Qin - Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix | ||
# Damian Shade and Rudolph Gartheimer - Groove and Fight | # Damian Shade and Rudolph Gartheimer - Groove and Fight | ||
# Ash – Bare Knuckle 3/Streets of Rage 3 | # Ash – [[Bareback|Bare Knuckle 3]]/Streets of Rage 3 | ||
# Brad Evans – Wild Arms 2 | # Brad Evans – Wild Arms 2 | ||
# Birdo – Super Mario Series | # Birdo – Super Mario Series | ||
# Vamp – Metal Gear Solid Series | # [[Vampire|Vamp]] – Metal Gear Solid Series | ||
# Zangief – Street Fighter Series | # Zangief – Street Fighter Series | ||
# Major Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov – Metal Gear Solid 3 | # Major Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov – Metal Gear Solid 3 | ||
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===[http://gaygamer.net/gamers_closet/ Gamers Closet] <nowiki>[sic]</nowiki>=== | ===[http://gaygamer.net/gamers_closet/ Gamers Closet] <nowiki>[sic]</nowiki>=== | ||
This is the write-in section for Peter-puffing fairies to expose their deep dark secrets related to gaming. Such as this person who likes to make absolutely fabulous dollhouses of beautiful characters: | This is the write-in section for Peter-puffing fairies to expose their deep dark secrets related to gaming. Such as this person who likes to make absolutely fabulous dollhouses of beautiful characters: | ||
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Do you like fiddling with joysticks? Do you like sound docking? Are you a faggot? Do you feel that the games industry is not gay friendly? If so, head on over to GayGamer.net for all your homosexual, bisexual and transsexual news on the world of gaming.
GayGamer
—GayGamer Tagline | ||
GayGamer is the original incarnation of the website, hosting news on homosexuality in the gaming world. Typical news includes:
*Gay innuendo that has been found in dialogue
*Outrage over said gay innuendo
*Pictures of hot male characters with their shirts off
*News on gay mods for games
*Stories completely unrelated to homosexual gaming
For example, this article criticises some fundie news site for denigrating Dragon Age: Origins for having,
—World Net Daily on truth |
In barely contained outrage, the article accuses her of not knowing what trolling is, being homophobic and being sensationalist. Homophobia in my conservative tabloid? NEVAR.
Gay Gamer of the Week
The Gay Gamer of the Week is a great place for homosexual, basement-dwelling deviants to ogle gay men who play games (who'd have thought?). It regularly features prancing, twinkletoed nancyboys who enjoy games like "Cooking Mama" and "Lips".
Example:
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Name: Kyle B. Forum Name: longshot_dreams |
Top 20 Gayest Video Game Characters
In a quest for probable fapping material and banal entertainment, the editors of GayGamer.net published their list of the Top 20 Gayest Video Game Characters:
- Tingle (my sphincter) - Zelda
- The Cho Aniki Brothers - Cho Aniki
- Joachim Valentine – Shadow Hearts: Covenant
- Pierre and Gerard Magimel – Shadow Hearts: Covenant
- King of All Cosmos – Katamari Damacy/We Love Katamari
- Bertram – Temple of Elemental Evil
- Hana Vachel & Rain Qin - Fear Effect 2: Retro Helix
- Damian Shade and Rudolph Gartheimer - Groove and Fight
- Ash – Bare Knuckle 3/Streets of Rage 3
- Brad Evans – Wild Arms 2
- Birdo – Super Mario Series
- Vamp – Metal Gear Solid Series
- Zangief – Street Fighter Series
- Major Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov – Metal Gear Solid 3
- Eagle – Street Fighter/SNK vs. Capcom 2
- Alfred Ashford – Resident Evil: Code Veronica
- Nagare Namikawa – Rival Schools 2
- Cybil Bennet – Silent Hill
- Fox – Bloody Roar
- Raphael Sorel – Soul Calibur II & III
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Tingle -
The Cho Aniki Brothers -
Joachim Valentine -
Pierre and Gerard Magimel
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King of All Cosmos -
Bertram -
Hana Vachel & Rain Qin -
Damian Shade and Rudolph Gartheimer -
Ash -
Brad Evans -
Birdo -
Vamp -
Zangief -
Major Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov -
Eagle -
Alfred Ashford -
Nagare Namikawa -
Cybil Bennet -
Fox -
Raphael Sorel
Gamers Closet [sic]
This is the write-in section for Peter-puffing fairies to expose their deep dark secrets related to gaming. Such as this person who likes to make absolutely fabulous dollhouses of beautiful characters:
I'll admit it. I am one of the many addicted to character creation. I am also one of those who will lament over the avatar creation screen as much as skill trees or weaponry. He or she simply has to beautiful! Soul Calibur 4, Fallout 3, City of Heroes. There were times I would boot each game with the sole agenda of playing dress up with my "dollhouse" of creations.
Or this person who enjoys the game Princess Tomato in the Salad (tossing) Kingdom:
Back in the days of 8-bit and 16-bit gaming, I played a ridiculous amount of games. On weekends, my mom would take me down to the local rental store, and I would get to pick out one game to devour until Sunday evening. I remember looking at the wall of games with wide-eyed wonder. Which title should I pick? It better be a good one, ‘cause it would suck having to play a crappy game all weekend. That’s how I came across Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom. The title instantly grabbed my attention, and when I flipped the box over, I noticed that the game looked like it would play like Shadowgate and Deja Vu. I really loved those games, so I took it home one weekend, and was never the same.
Fan Art Gallery
Being an ED reader, you would have probably seen some terrible fan art in your time. Well fuck you, here's some more.
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Fap fap fap
Homotron
Homotron is the electronics offshoot of GayGamer.net. Being called Homotron, one would expect it to be a site dedicated to covering news about donut-punching electrons, or faggot robots. Instead, as if there are not enough website carrying gigabytes of tech news, this one does too. Some selection on offer are:
- Conficker's Climactic Purpose Revealed
- Pirate Bay Founders Arrrrr Guilty
- Oracle Buys Sun for $7.4 billion
What utterly glamorous and fabulous headlines. And not a mention of rug-munching or pillow-biting in sight. Note: This page has not been updated since April 20, 2009.
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PinkKyrptonite
Finally, GayGamer offers a section that faggots will enjoy: Comics for sodomites. PinkKryptonite. One would think that as the internet offers so much for the homosexual, like fisting porn, child pornography, the pain series and advice on suicide, they would not need comics to satiate their wicked desires. You'd be wrong if you thought that.
Ellen Degeneres in Female Force
In the past, Female Force comic have featured such prestigious cumdumpsters as Sarah Palin and Barbarah Walters. Now, they can add the carpet-chewing, unfunny Ellen. Includes illustrated version of Dancing Degeneres.
Achilles is Absolutely Gay
According to Gail Simmone, writer of Wonder Woman, the character Achilles from Warkiller is gay. The Give-A-Shit-O-Meter still sits at 0/10.
Rick Worley's A Waste of Time
—PinkKryptonite on lolwut |
PinkKryptonite featured an artist called Rick Worley who authors the comic A Waste of Time, featuring an alcoholic, gay, promiscuous rabbit (aren't they all, amirite?), which he turns in "filthy, filthy, comedy gold". While you or me might call the art, "shit done in black and white with a pencil", PinkKrptonite calls it "solid art".
PopSucker
Here is finally something the homosexuals do best. Gossiping about and controlling American pop-culture. Like a bunch of rich white women in a hair salon, this is like sitting in the QueerSpace at your University, only rather than listening to a bunch of twinks talk about how many miles of cock they sucked, this like listening to a bunch of nerds talk about how many miles of cock they've taken up their manpleaser.
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VelvetDiceBag
Finally, we come to the epitome of nerddom - tabletop games. In case sitting around a table with a plastic army, drinking Mountain Dew and arguing over how many centimetres your Assault Marine can jump isn't gay enough, VelvetDiceBag has you covered. This shit isn't even worth covering, as it's about tabletop games and conventions.
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