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File:LOL.PNG Reversed-Pocky (AKA, Pocky) is a self proclaimed anime artist and weeaboo, who dwells on the lovely website, Deviant Art. She is renowned for her drama fits, being a newfag and also, bringing faggotry to the internet. As Pocky is a completely mindless twit attempting to read any of her DA journals will most likely make you want to become an hero to end the torture. Reversed-Pocky is one of many deviantART members who hates Encyclopedia Dramatica and believes most members on ED are 4channers, which of course is not true. While yaoi is not enough, she decides to troll a few SRON/SROA members on their Deviant Art pages, even though she failed completely at making their internet life hard. She now tries her hardest to hide her sexy style through troll accounts.
Artistic Mastery
Pocky enjoys drawing on oekaki, where she can fish for more comments than the miniscule amount earned via devArt. The style she draws in is reminiscent of Precious Moments dolls on crack. Her favorite things to draw are kawaii nekos (or canids?) in the same monotonous sitting position, making shallow characters that reflect her interests, and drawing pictures for people who don't give a shit about her; the usual. Aside from completely obliterating the laws of the universe in every picture she shits out, Pocky's art puts the Fgs-Scale beside itself with anger as it earns a Code Blue. Pocky's stance on art is obviously "quantity over quality", as she spews new oekaki vomit onto her dA approximately every 3 days.
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The mental creativity limit of R_P. -
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IMA DRAGON -
needs moar jenkem -
another artist whose ass she kisses -
sad pocky is saaaad -
Faggot lol -
lol anatomy
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SHE HAS A HIGH VOCABULARY GUYS
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Jenkem cat
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ALL AMERICAN CAT ABOMINATION
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Here, Pocky has drawn us a pig rat with an outstanding background
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This shit makes my eyes bleed.
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It is believed that Pocky is retarded, as she constantly draws small, ugly dogs and believes them to be cats.
An Innocent Beginning
In the beginning, it is correctly assumed that Pocky was so insignificant that noone acknowledged her existence at all. Being an inferior artist, Pocky looked up to many deviants, the sad truth is that most of them probably hate her. One of these artists, Kuitsuku, must have inadvertently instilled unto her the belief that, just because it was her story; Pocky, too, could improve her shit skills without the use of references or critique.
Pocky, secure in her hugbox, received a whopping average of one(1) ass kissing comment per deviation. With such reassurance, Pocky was convinced: "I understand most people like my style..." Imagine for a second, if you will, her dismay when someone so boldly approached her with such a comment:
This statement was so debilitating that it effectively became the worst memory of Pocky's entire year of 2007.[1] Luckily Pocky had her friends to stick up for her, which proved more powerful than dogs and curtains combined[2]. The troll was vanquished and peace prevailed.
At least for a while. Several Trolls appeared not long after, harvesting lulz from the bloated teats of the lolcow in a much less gentle manner than that of Shiverstar.
As if all this faggotry was not enough, Pocky has also taken up to ruthlessly driving many memes into the ground, in addition to beating personal jokes surrounding others characters over the head. When questioned, she stated she uses them "for teh luls". These are, of course, always unfunny and annoying as hell.
Sweet Justice
On Feburary 11th, 2008, Reversed Pocky was banned from her account as a result of hackers.
Trolls and weeaboos alike everywhere cheered and had many hearty lulz at her as she crawled back to her second account.
Just as Planned
That day an anon planned a most epic hack.
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How amazing she is. -
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I guarantee it is a case of 99% Mutual Watching.
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What was the point of this? Maybe. -
100% Original, don't steal. -
Hypocrite to the Max! -
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I love bleach so much I want bleach cats. I'ma name the purple one Inuyasha. -
Admittance to faggotory? -
Epic fail guy visits you. "Hay guiz wutz goin on in here/" -
you seemed to have failed the "omg wut." look. -
Look at all the hidden -
plz..TTwTT -
plz talk moar retard -
IM SMRT GUIZ!! -
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You deserve it. -
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You tooken this too far >:3 -
pwn -
2 much truth 4 u??? -
How do I spelled Asian? -
Her o-mail to the SROA admin -
Failure -
she does not read your hate comments that is why she replies to them. -
the number of butts she has kissed up to, she must have aids. -
NOT GIVING MYSELF AWAY GUIZE -
more genius talk on Inverse-Fran's page -
its hard ;_; -
Thoughtful troll is thoughtful. -
Copyrighting! I KNOW THEM -
Fucking failure. Once again -
Explain please? -
Oh, yes inverse-fran stoled this picture. Yet if she were a noob, she wouldn't have known about sutaro?
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The hacker's statement that resulted in her bannage. -
OH NOES teh police are coming >:3 -
Obviously she is a fucking genius.
Fanart
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Pocky is republican -
she has a dick -
OH MY ASSHOLE -
sheriff r_p
See Also
External Links
Super Secret NEW dA Account! - IT'S ALIVE!!
- Her new DA >:3
- JUST IN, THIS IS ACTUALLY HER, SHE ADMITTED IT
- Troll account 1
- NEVERMIND IT'S WORKING NAO
- Where you can find her great drawings!
- HACKED BY EFG!
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