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And try as you might, you can't [[Masturbation|fap]] to that. Go ahead. Try. We'll wait.
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==Where Shitty Art comes from==
==Where Shitty Art comes from==
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===Fan Art===
===Fan Art===
[[Image:Helldragon.jpg|right|thumb|Even [[You]] draw better than [[Furries]]]]
[[Image:Helldragon.jpg|left|thumb|Even [[You]] draw better than [[Furries]]]]
When someone draws [[Harry_Potter|Harry Potter]] [[Buttsecks|assfucking]] [[Rule_34|Hermione]], using a Sharpie pen on a napkin they'd already used to clean their [[Semen|semen]] off their cat who is dressed like Dumbledore, they simply ''have'' to post it somewhere.  
When someone draws [[Harry_Potter|Harry Potter]] [[Buttsecks|assfucking]] [[Rule_34|Hermione]], using a Sharpie pen on a napkin they'd already used to clean their [[Semen|semen]] off their cat who is dressed like Dumbledore, they simply ''have'' to post it somewhere.  


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===DeviantArt===
===DeviantArt===
[[DeviantArt]], of course, is the world's largest repository of Shitty Art. If Shitty Art was gold, DeviantArt would be Fort [[Jackass|Knox]]. If Shitty Art was diamonds, DeviantArt would be a bunch of [[jews]] fixing the price. If Shitty Art was water, DeviantArt would be all the oceans combined. My friends, if Shitty Art was [[shit]] DeviantArt would be a big, steaming pile of shit.
[[DeviantArt]], of course, is the world's largest repository of Shitty Art. If Shitty Art was gold, DeviantArt would be Fort [[Jackass|Knox]]. If Shitty Art was diamonds, DeviantArt would be a bunch of [[jews]] fixing the price. If Shitty Art was water, DeviantArt would be all the oceans combined. My friends, if Shitty Art was [[shit]] DeviantArt would be a big, steaming pile of shit.
 
[[Image:Ponies_in_the_mud_by_mudlove12.jpg|left|thumb|A fine work by the notorious DA pedo whore [https://www.deviantart.com/mudlove2 Mudlove2]]]
[[Image:Demondinosaur.png|right|thumb|Tartlet masterpiece]]
[[Image:Demondinosaur.png|right|thumb|Tartlet masterpiece]]


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==See Also==
==See Also==
[[File:Artist's Shit (Merda d'artista), Piero Manzoni (1961).jpg|right|160px|thumb|Not to be confused with]]
*[[DeviantART]]
*[[DeviantART]]
*[[Drawhore]]
*[[Drawhore]]

Latest revision as of 19:29, 3 December 2021

NOONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SHITTY FIGHTS WITH SOME NOBODY ON DEVIANTART, FA, PIXIV, OR ELSEWHERE. THIS ARTICLE AND THE GALLERY ARE FOR ACTUAL SHITTY ART FOUND ONLINE, NOT YOUR GRUDGEWANK.


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Oh MurrrrIT BURNZZZ
and a mudkip by Mitch. ^_^.

The Internet is laden with Shitty Art. You can barely surf for porn for a few moments before your screen is violated with the incompetent scribblings of some complete moron who, despite the fact that his art looks like it was made by a retarded epileptic in the throes of orgasm, decides to post it for all to see (And you thought postmodernism was bad!).

Victims of Shitty Art

So who suffers? You, that's who. In your simple and honest attempts to find porn you instead find some bullshit like this, Even though you shouldnt be browsing DeviantART for porn in the first place...:

why

And try as you might, you can't fap to that. Go ahead. Try. We'll wait.

THE FAP BUTTON

You sick fuck.

THE ANTI-FAP BUTTON


Where Shitty Art comes from

Load video
YouTube
YARLY, you fail.

Children

Children generate a lot of Shitty Art. They can be excused for their Shitty Art ways because they haven't had time to perfect their skills and are expressing themselves. Their parents, however, who can't help but post Rupert's darling dog picture all over their site, and make it the fucking tiled background image of their personal web page about Jesus, need to be taken out and shot in the fucking head. Here's an excellent example of shitty art http://www.flickr.com/photos/readeisradd/

Fan Art

Even You draw better than Furries

When someone draws Harry Potter assfucking Hermione, using a Sharpie pen on a napkin they'd already used to clean their semen off their cat who is dressed like Dumbledore, they simply have to post it somewhere.

Webcomics

Webcomics are a prime source of Shitty Art. What's worse, they generate Shitty Art on a quasi-regular schedule. So not only will a webcomic site be laden with ass, but it will also be crapping out more.

DeviantArt

DeviantArt, of course, is the world's largest repository of Shitty Art. If Shitty Art was gold, DeviantArt would be Fort Knox. If Shitty Art was diamonds, DeviantArt would be a bunch of jews fixing the price. If Shitty Art was water, DeviantArt would be all the oceans combined. My friends, if Shitty Art was shit DeviantArt would be a big, steaming pile of shit.

File:Ponies in the mud by mudlove12.jpg
A fine work by the notorious DA pedo whore Mudlove2
Tartlet masterpiece

You.

Let's face it; probably over 90% of everything you have ever drawn is shit.

Furries

Rule 61, there is always furry porn of it, even shitty art, See also divide by zero

Shitty Art Gallery

  • A typical TARTlet weeaboo whose gallery is full of this shitty art.
    A typical TARTlet weeaboo whose gallery is full of this shitty art.
  • This user claims this is her. Can you say loli furry?
    This user claims this is her. Can you say loli furry?
  • This user also claims this is them. How they can use a mouse, nobody knows
    This user also claims this is them. How they can use a mouse, nobody knows
  • BAWWW??!?!
    BAWWW??!?!
  • So awesome!
    So awesome!
  • DO NOT WANT
    DO NOT WANT
  • So beautiful!
    So beautiful!
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Mediocre weeaboo artist failing at the mlp customization.
    Mediocre weeaboo artist failing at the mlp customization.
  • According to this person's anatomy, armpits and cleavage are one in the same.
    According to this person's anatomy, armpits and cleavage are one in the same.
  • "I ask, don't critique me on the perspective of the table because I KNOW it sucks." Okay
    "I ask, don't critique me on the perspective of the table because I KNOW it sucks." Okay
  • Oh noes! The girl on the left can completely turn her head around in a full 180 degree angle! (Human neck doesn't have that many vertebrae.)
    Oh noes! The girl on the left can completely turn her head around in a full 180 degree angle! (Human neck doesn't have that many vertebrae.)
  • Most likely made by a fattie
    Most likely made by a fattie
  • Wow, it's like, so deep, you truly have talent. Not.
    Wow, it's like, so deep, you truly have talent. Not.
  • Entered into a contest ten times, made a record of coming last ten times.
    Entered into a contest ten times, made a record of coming last ten times.
  • What has science done??!?!
    What has science done??!?!
  • Mediocre weeaboo artist failing at the mlp customization.
    Mediocre weeaboo artist failing at the mlp customization.
  • According to this person's anatomy, armpits and cleavage are one in the same.
    According to this person's anatomy, armpits and cleavage are one in the same.
  • "I ask, don't critique me on the perspective of the table because I KNOW it sucks." Okay
    "I ask, don't critique me on the perspective of the table because I KNOW it sucks." Okay
  • Oh noes! The girl on the left can completely turn her head around in a full 180 degree angle! (Human neck doesn't have that many vertebrae.)
    Oh noes! The girl on the left can completely turn her head around in a full 180 degree angle! (Human neck doesn't have that many vertebrae.)
  • Can you trust someone's art who can't even write the letter J correctly?
    Can you trust someone's art who can't even write the letter J correctly?
  • Goth + Unicorn = Fail.
    Goth + Unicorn = Fail.
  • Bestiality webcomic.
    Bestiality webcomic.
  • MS Paint is a tool of the shitty artist.
    MS Paint is a tool of the shitty artist.
  • So are we.
    So are we.
  • Fat internet disease sufferer.
    Fat internet disease sufferer.
  • I heard knuffy lieks mudkips.
    I heard knuffy lieks mudkips.
  • A damaged 4-year-old's refrigerator art? No. It's knuffy again.
    A damaged 4-year-old's refrigerator art? No. It's knuffy again.
  • KSIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
    KSIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
  • VRRROOOOOOM!
    VRRROOOOOOM!
  • Getting cornholed while watching yourself take a mid-air shit. Fanart doesn't get much better than this.
    Getting cornholed while watching yourself take a mid-air shit. Fanart doesn't get much better than this.
  • Is that a starving African child he's putting up his ass?
    Is that a starving African child he's putting up his ass?
  • This artist is 38.
    This artist is 38.
  • A fangirl with mistletoe. Totally didn't see that coming.
    A fangirl with mistletoe. Totally didn't see that coming.
  • "Raziel is a Slut" and VegetaWorshipper needs to self-pwn.
    "Raziel is a Slut" and VegetaWorshipper needs to self-pwn.
  • Welcome to the internet.
    Welcome to the internet.
  • Wtf?
    Wtf?
  • Boobs are even a victim of fanart. They deflate.
    Boobs are even a victim of fanart. They deflate.
  • I know you'd fap to this.
    I know you'd fap to this.
  • OOOOO!!! IT'S SO BIG!!!
    OOOOO!!! IT'S SO BIG!!!
  • Shitty art from everyone's favorite artist.
    Shitty art from everyone's favorite artist.
  • elfox15 is actually WORSE than Kylee.
    elfox15 is actually WORSE than Kylee.
  • Anime+Realistic = FAIL
    Anime+Realistic = FAIL
  • BLARGH-ish batshit insane fanart poop from some anon sicktard.
    BLARGH-ish batshit insane fanart poop from some anon sicktard.
  • Failed yiff by DBoyWheeler
    Failed yiff by DBoyWheeler
  • Every Naruto fantard faps to this
    Every Naruto fantard faps to this
  • HitmanN proving not putting effort into your artwork ends up looking like utter shit.
    HitmanN proving not putting effort into your artwork ends up looking like utter shit.
  • Just a slave to shitty art.
    Just a slave to shitty art.
  • No comment
    No comment
  • Lyk zomg Flapjack yaoi!!!111 how sooper kawaii desu lolol
    Lyk zomg Flapjack yaoi!!!111 how sooper kawaii desu lolol
  • Shitty AND offensive.
    Shitty AND offensive.
  • A penguin and a deaf homosexual bat. The penguin is on the right. made by Northspeed
    A penguin and a deaf homosexual bat. The penguin is on the right. made by Northspeed
  • by Prince Jeremy
    by Prince Jeremy
  • MOAR, MOARRRR
    MOAR, MOARRRR
  • FAT SPIDERMAN IS FAT
    FAT SPIDERMAN IS FAT
  • He's a fan of Immortal
    He's a fan of Immortal
  • This isn't even fucking art
    This isn't even fucking art
  • Shitty and racist.
    Shitty and racist.
  • My god there is nothing shittier that this.
    My god there is nothing shittier that this.
  • You're just jealous [1]
    You're just jealous [1]
  • An hero is the best possible solution to bleach your eyes after seeing this
    An hero is the best possible solution to bleach your eyes after seeing this
  • Perspective drawing.
    Perspective drawing.
  • Animu neko is kawaii desu ^__^
    Animu neko is kawaii desu ^__^
  • He likes his ears long and misplaced.
    He likes his ears long and misplaced.
  • All real art is made in MS paint.
    All real art is made in MS paint.
  • Political shitty art/death threat made by Adf-fuensalida
    Political shitty art/death threat made by Adf-fuensalida
  • Other people live in a delusion.
    Other people live in a delusion.
  • BUT SINCE I HAVE PAGEVIEWZ ON dA THAT MAKES ME GOOD AT ARTZ
    BUT SINCE I HAVE PAGEVIEWZ ON dA THAT MAKES ME GOOD AT ARTZ
  • Another gay koopa furfag TARTlet. Now with Let's Plays!
    Another gay koopa furfag TARTlet. Now with Let's Plays!
  • Come on, give her a break, she IMPROVED RIGHT?
    Come on, give her a break, she IMPROVED RIGHT?
  • athor1994 is actually a thief besides a crappy artist.
    athor1994 is actually a thief besides a crappy artist.

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