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HOLY SHIT No one likes this show!!!1

Clarence and friends reading their ED page

Clarence is (for now lol) a miserable failure of a show on Cartoon Network that follows some retarded fat fuck and his dumbass friends doing stupid shit and royally fucking up every aspect of their pre-teen lives by doing a variety of dumb activities that most 10-year-olds would never consider, such as sneaking around the zoo at night, reenacting Star Wars in a McDonalds Play Place, or following a pedo into a car and driving across an African wasteland only to break down and almost die from constant exposure to pure shit.

Of course, no show is without its flaws, as the character designs were specifically made to troll the animators on a celestial level. Unsurprisingly, no one gives a shit about this show. However, a controversy occurred last Thursday involving the show's creator, Skyler Page, making an advance on some chick for the lulz, thus forever linking the name "Clarence" to a perverted bastard awaiting a visit from the Partyvan (read below). It should be noted that the sick fuck behind this show is the only reason we bothered to give it an ED article.

Characters

There are actually a bunch of more characters in the show but they're flatter than paper - and like paper, they're easy to rip to shreds.

Clarence - The typical modern American child. He tends to fuck everything up, is obese, extremely retarded, and can't be trusted with the slightest task. Also has the weirdest fucking voice for a child, which was provided by the mentally unstable creator of the show. I mean, even his latin spanish voice sounds a bit better...

Jeff - Clarence's friend, a "sophisticated" pseudo-intellectual suburbanite dickbag of a child who whines about everything and can't accept the reality that he isn't better than everyone. He resembles the obligatory default character from Minecraft. Also, he has two moms, because Cartoon Network panders to faggots now.

Sumo - Probably the show's most lulzy character (sadly), as he's a piece of inbred midget backwash and an avid crystal meth user, hence his aged appearance and inability to express any sort of logic or rationality. He and his family are white trash to the max, a clear beckon to the majority of the show's audience.

Belson - The rich kid who's the only child smart enough to notice Clarence's MR. He has a fetish for dolphins and cosplays Steven Universe 24/7.

Mary - Clarence's mother, who's only on the show because that fat fuck of a child came out of her gaping vagina. She's dating an embodiment of the typically lazy, slovenly Americunt nigger and in the earlier episodes, her mouth would creepily stretch behind her hair when she spoke. Although she's drawn to look pretty much like an adult female version of Clarence, fans of the show seem to have named her the show's sex symbol, for some reason.

Chad - Mary's boyfriend, who's even more retarded than Clarence. He's too much of a manchild to hold down a steady job, so he mostly just leeches off of Mary, and basically functions as another son to her.

Amy - A girl who showed up one episode and was never seen again.

Joshua - The guy whom Clarence and friends are ruining. Over the series he collects a plethora of injuries, gains weight and possibly becomes homeless. By the end of the series he'll commit suicide.

Damien - Clarence's dad (maybe). Nothing is known about him besides his name, since he either died or left Mary before the show began. It can be assumed that he either ran out or blew his brains out due to the stress of having to deal with his fat retard of a son.

G͘il͞b̧e̸n - A̟͕̘̲̰̜͘ ҉̳͍̥̭̩̪c͟h̸͎̦̩͈̲͕i̠͖̟͈̯͉l̘̮̪̭͎͞d̠͜ ̢̪͕̭w͡i̸̟̩͉t̹̙̟̮͖̜́h͓̘̜̦̣͕̫ ̗t͎̖͖͚̙̩̮h̭͕̲e̡ ̯̫p̸͉̪o̲͎̪͔͉̕w̨̭̰͇̹͉̲̠ẹ̵r̖͉̣͓͚ ̪̫̫͓̘̼̥t̡̹o̝ ̶̯̦͇͖dì̛͖̤͉̳͓̙̝r͍͉̬̥̱e̳̠̱̗̱̘ct̪̻̠̘̺̖̜l̬̰y̤̟̙͔̬ ͔̫c͈̗om̫͇͇̪m͚͇̠ų̧͎ṉ̶̻̝̺̖̳͉i͔̪͙͈͕͢ça̜̟̯̤̮t̰͔e̖ ̲̟̜̝̰ͅw̫̪̗͙̮i̷̫͖̣̙̪̘ͅt͔̹h̬̱ ̧̼y̙o̡͙u͎̠͘r̛̯̥̤̰̱͈̰ ̜s̛͎̩͖͎̖̲o̥͠u̡͕̲̜̻͇̟͎l̠ ̢̤̪͉̳͇͙̖w̖̰͚͔̜͕͝ì̺̗̯̤̤t͢h̨̝o̲̘͎u̳͙͚͖t̬̝́ͅ ̜̫̦̲s͙͖̩̯̩̩̹p̱̪̲ͅe͖̪͓͈̻̳ͅąk̡̲ì̮͓͍̙̗̭͕n͙͠ͅg̘̲͈̀ͅ.̵͉̫͍ ͇͎̲H̸e̗̪̣ ̞c̺a̦̱͝n͍̲͈͈ a̢̫l̝̹s̠o͔̬̳̝͙͜ ̭̝a̝̩t͉͘ͅt̵͉̘͚͔a̶̟c̴̘̳̙̭k̖̟͕̝̪ ͓̠yͅou̵͇͉̩͙̠ ̡͇̰w̦̹͕̱̲̜̭i̕t̯̱̼̬̞͡h̫̻͎o͚̰̜͍u͍ͅt̘̤̗̱̳͕ m͎̲̳ͅo̝̯͇̪͚v͇̻̯̝́i̷̜̫̯n̻g ̩̜͉̤̠͔͜h̵͖͍̬͚i̷̳̪̫̩̲̱s͏͕͚̘ ͍̩͓̥̝͟ḅ͙̘o̼̙̫̩͍ḏ̯y̬̱̫̱͓̼̟.͔̺

Jeremy - Clarence's hipster duplicate that lives in his dreams.

Balance - A ~~grown~~ adult who enrolls in Clarence's school to escape a parallel circus universe. He has no problem picking on small children and has telepathic mind control powers or something.

Don't ask

I guess the cost of fedoras is going up.

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Episodes (Just look at these titles, so creative.)

See: Clarence/Episode Guide

Skyler Page Fiasco

Touch me and my Twitter army will fuck your shit up.

On June 29th, 2014, Skyler Page, the creator of this clusterfuck of a cartoon, was accused of touching a lady who works on Adventure Time (serves her right for working on a shittier show) in a number of ways that she wasn't okay with. Emily Partridge, the sandwich artist in question, decided to vent her frustrations regarding the situation on her personal Twitter account, first by sending out a series of strange, cryptic tweets, and then all out name-dropping Skyler and accusing him of being a boob-groping bastard.

As soon as the feminist cunts on Tumblr and Twitter got wind of the event, they went full retard to defend the protection of creativity for wimminz everywhere, thus resulting in Skyler being fired from Cartoon Network. The show is expected to continue for now, just without its creator's input. Remember kids, make a shitty cartoon and try to date co-workers and you too will be accused of molestation!

<a href="https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/471095266620092419"></a>

Nothing says feminism as much as comfort

<a href="https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/484551508541706240"></a>

She's asking for it

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Skyler Page
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+{{spoiler|No one likes this show}}
 [[File:Clarence_Amy.png|thumb|right|240px|The [[tit]]ular character grabbing some tits just like his creator.]]
 [[File:Shocked.gif|thumb|right|240px|Clarence and friends reading their ED page]]
-'''Clarence''' is (for now lol) a show on [[Cartoon Network]] that follows some [[fat]] fuck and his retarded-looking friends doing stupid shit and fucking things up by doing a variety of activities such as [[niggers|sneaking]] around the zoo at night, [[Cosplay|reenacting Star Wars in a McDonalds Play Place]], or having a [[Lemon Party|slumber party]].
+[[File:Duck Girl.png|thumb|right|160px|[[Shit|Flawless]] [[WTF|character design]].]]
+'''Clarence''' is (for now lol) a miserable failure of a show on [[Cartoon Network]] that follows some retarded [[fat]] fuck and his dumbass friends doing stupid shit and royally fucking up every aspect of their pre-teen lives by doing a variety of dumb activities that most [[Ten-year-old Alice|10-year-olds]] would never consider, such as [[niggers|sneaking]] around the zoo at night, [[Cosplay|reenacting Star Wars in a McDonalds Play Place]], or following a pedo into a car and driving across an [[Africa|African]] wasteland only to break down and almost die from constant exposure to pure [[shit]].
-Of course, no show is without its flaws, as the character designs were specifically made to troll the animators on a celestial level. [[no|Surprisingly]], some people out there don't like this show, and one particular co-worker working on a more popular show wants a certain someone to learn to [[Masturbation|keep their hands to themselves]].
-What's funny is that no one had even heard of this show until the above controversy occurred, and no one cared to check it out after the fact, either. The name "Clarence" is forever linked to a creator who made an advance on some chick for the [[lulz]].
+Of course, no show is without its flaws, as the character designs were specifically made to troll the animators on a celestial level. Unsurprisingly, [[Fact|no one gives a shit about this show]]. However, a controversy occurred [[last Thursday]] involving the show's creator, Skyler Page, making an [[DO NOT WANT|advance]] on some chick for the [[lulz]], thus forever linking the name "Clarence" to a perverted bastard awaiting a visit from the [[Partyvan]] (read [[Clarence#Skyler Page Fiasco|below]]). It should be noted that the [[sick fuck]] behind this show is the only reason we bothered to give it an [[ED]] article.
 ==Characters==
-There are actually a bunch of more characters in the show but unlike Steven Universe which at least pretends its characters have depth, the characters in Clarence are flatter than paper - and like paper, they're easy to rip to shreds.
+There are actually a bunch of more characters in the show but they're flatter than paper - and like paper, they're easy to rip to shreds.
-[[File:Duck Girl.png|thumb|right|170px|[[Shit|Flawless]] [[WTF|character design]].]]
+[[File:EdgyClarence.png|240px|right|thumb|[[Edge|'''OW THE EDGE!''']]]]
 *[[Epic fat guy|Clarence]] - The typical modern American child. He tends to fuck everything up, is obese, extremely retarded, and can't be trusted with the slightest task. Also has the weirdest fucking voice for a child, which was provided by the mentally unstable creator of the show. I mean, even his latin spanish voice sounds a bit better...
-*[[Jeff the Killer|Jeff]] - Clarence's friend, a "sophisticated" pseudo-intellectual suburbanite dickbag of a child who whines about everything and can't accept the reality that isn't better than everyone. He resembles the obligatory default character from [[Minecraft]]. Also, he has two moms, because Cartoon Network panders to faggots now.
+*[[Jeff the Killer|Jeff]] - Clarence's friend, a [[Narcissist|"sophisticated"]] pseudo-intellectual suburbanite dickbag of a child who whines about everything and can't accept the reality that he isn't better than everyone. He resembles the obligatory default character from [[Minecraft]]. Also, he has [[dyke|two moms]], because Cartoon Network panders to faggots now.
 *[[Insane|Sumo]] - Probably the show's most [[lulz|lulzy]] character (sadly), as he's a piece of inbred midget backwash and an avid crystal meth user, hence his aged appearance and inability to express any sort of logic or rationality. He and his family are [[white trash]] to the max, a clear beckon to the majority of the show's audience.
-*[[Gary Fucking Oak|Belson]] - The rich kid who's the only child smart enough to notice Clarence's [[Retard|MR]]. He has a fetish for dolphins and cosplays [[Steven Universe]] 24/7. Also he's an ass to his mom.
+*[[Gary Fucking Oak|Belson]] - The rich kid who's the only child smart enough to notice Clarence's [[Retard|MR]]. He has a fetish for dolphins and cosplays [[Steven Universe]] 24/7.
 *[[Mom|Mary]] - Clarence's mother, who's only on the show because that fat fuck of a child came out of her gaping [[vagina]]. She's dating an embodiment of the typically lazy, slovenly Americunt nigger and in the earlier episodes, her mouth would creepily stretch behind her hair when she spoke. Although she's drawn to look pretty much like an adult female version of Clarence, fans of the show seem to have named her the show's sex symbol, for some reason.
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 *[[Loser|Chad]] - Mary's boyfriend, who's even more retarded than Clarence. He's too much of a [[manchild]] to hold down a steady job, so he mostly just leeches off of Mary, and basically functions as another son to her.
-*[[16 year old girl|Amy]] - A [[tomboy]] that appeared in one episode. Her main fan base appears to be impressionable children, frumpy housewives, and [[lesbians]]. Clarence has a hard-on for her but neither one is sure who does the sticking and what hole to stick it in.
+*[[16 year old girl|Amy]] - A girl who showed up one episode and was never seen again.
 *[[Frank Grimes|Joshua]] - The guy whom Clarence and friends are ruining. Over the series he collects a plethora of injuries, gains weight and possibly becomes homeless. By the end of the series he'll commit suicide.
 *[[Dad|Damien]] - Clarence's dad (maybe). Nothing is known about him besides his name, since he either died or left Mary before the show began. It can be assumed that he either ran out or [[an hero|blew his brains out]] due to the stress of having to deal with his fat retard of a son.
+*[[Devil|G͘il͞b̧e̸n]] - A̟͕̘̲̰̜͘ ҉̳͍̥̭̩̪c͟h̸͎̦̩͈̲͕i̠͖̟͈̯͉l̘̮̪̭͎͞d̠͜ ̢̪͕̭w͡i̸̟̩͉t̹̙̟̮͖̜́h͓̘̜̦̣͕̫ ̗t͎̖͖͚̙̩̮h̭͕̲e̡ ̯̫p̸͉̪o̲͎̪͔͉̕w̨̭̰͇̹͉̲̠ẹ̵r̖͉̣͓͚ ̪̫̫͓̘̼̥t̡̹o̝ ̶̯̦͇͖dì̛͖̤͉̳͓̙̝r͍͉̬̥̱e̳̠̱̗̱̘ct̪̻̠̘̺̖̜l̬̰y̤̟̙͔̬ ͔̫c͈̗om̫͇͇̪m͚͇̠ų̧͎ṉ̶̻̝̺̖̳͉i͔̪͙͈͕͢ça̜̟̯̤̮t̰͔e̖ ̲̟̜̝̰ͅw̫̪̗͙̮i̷̫͖̣̙̪̘ͅt͔̹h̬̱ ̧̼y̙o̡͙u͎̠͘r̛̯̥̤̰̱͈̰ ̜s̛͎̩͖͎̖̲o̥͠u̡͕̲̜̻͇̟͎l̠ ̢̤̪͉̳͇͙̖w̖̰͚͔̜͕͝ì̺̗̯̤̤t͢h̨̝o̲̘͎u̳͙͚͖t̬̝́ͅ ̜̫̦̲s͙͖̩̯̩̩̹p̱̪̲ͅe͖̪͓͈̻̳ͅąk̡̲ì̮͓͍̙̗̭͕n͙͠ͅg̘̲͈̀ͅ.̵͉̫͍ ͇͎̲H̸e̗̪̣ ̞c̺a̦̱͝n͍̲͈͈ a̢̫l̝̹s̠o͔̬̳̝͙͜ ̭̝a̝̩t͉͘ͅt̵͉̘͚͔a̶̟c̴̘̳̙̭k̖̟͕̝̪ ͓̠yͅou̵͇͉̩͙̠ ̡͇̰w̦̹͕̱̲̜̭i̕t̯̱̼̬̞͡h̫̻͎o͚̰̜͍u͍ͅt̘̤̗̱̳͕ m͎̲̳ͅo̝̯͇̪͚v͇̻̯̝́i̷̜̫̯n̻g ̩̜͉̤̠͔͜h̵͖͍̬͚i̷̳̪̫̩̲̱s͏͕͚̘ ͍̩͓̥̝͟ḅ͙̘o̼̙̫̩͍ḏ̯y̬̱̫̱͓̼̟.͔̺
+*[[Bill Cipher|Jeremy]] - Clarence's hipster duplicate that lives in his dreams.
+*[[Pedophile|Balance]] - A <s>grown</s> adult who enrolls in Clarence's school to escape a parallel circus universe. He has no problem picking on small children and has telepathic mind control powers or something.
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 |<youtube>aJOIh2SavO4</youtube><center>'''''I guess the cost of fedoras is going up.'''''</center>
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-==Key episodes (Just look at these titles, so creative.)==
+==Episodes (Just look at these titles, so creative.)==
+[[File:Get 'em while they're young.jpg|right|300px]]
-[[File:Clarence rape face.jpg|260px|thumb|RAEP FACE.]]
+[[File:'ll cut you, girly.png|260px|thumb|The rapeiest of rape faces]]
-*Pilot - Clarence is the new kid at school and invites kids to his party and gives his teacher some softcore [[porn]] (no really). Clarence, being the [[autistic]] fat fuck that he is, no one goes to his party besides Jeff and Sumo, they break shit and watch Jeopardy, then open the [[surprise buttsecks|Mystery Pinata]] which is full of bees, they get stung and cops show up because they prank called them and shit hits the fan even more. They then make up and eat ice cream and the episode ends. This shit was good enough for the fuckwits at CN to order a whole season of this [[shit]].
+:''See: [[Clarence/Episode Guide]]''
-*Fun Dungeon Faceoff - Mary, Clarence and his [[fuckbuddies|friends]] go to a KFC with a black cashier - Jeff orders just fries. Clarence makes the fatal mistake of taking Jeff's fries while he's at the toilet. Jeff goes insane and chases Clarence throughout a filler scene but make up.
-*A Pretty Great Day With A Girl - Clarence, reenacting Pompeii in his frontyard, is interrupted by Amy. She makes Clarence her bitch and they go on a bike ride. They ride into the forest and Belson sees, getting the rest of his faggotry gang to go after them, because they think they're going to [[sex|Make Out]]. They find a rock the size of the Twin Towers after [[WTC]] and climb it. They are a discussion about SRS BUSINESS and are interrupted Belson and friends and they start throwing pinecones at each other for the rest of the episode, they also threw Sumo in for no fucking reason too.
-*Zoo - Clarence and his Schoolmates go to the zoo. Clarence and Belson are paired up but Belson only wants to see the dolphins. The gods troll Belson in the middle but then when the trip ends the teacher's incompetence leaves them stuck at the zoo. But she won't get fired because no-one in this show faces the consequences of their actions ever.
-[[File:Clarence Illuminati.png|240px|left|thumb]]
-*Pilot Expansion - Literally just the pilot with a song in it. They REALLY ran out of ideas.
-*[[Shock Sites|Straight Illin']] - No
 ==Skyler Page Fiasco==
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 As soon as the [[feminist]] cunts on [[Tumblr]] and [[Twitter]] got wind of the event, they went full retard to defend the protection of creativity for wimminz everywhere, thus resulting in Skyler being fired from Cartoon Network. The show is expected to continue for now, just without its creator's input. Remember kids, make a shitty cartoon and try to date co-workers and you too will be accused of molestation!
-<center>{{Embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/471095266620092419}}</center>
+<center>{{Embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/471095266620092419|dead=yes|username=Emily Partridge|‏@=empartridge|tweet=to any and all dumb basic boys getting mad about the #YesAllWomen tag (credit: @ryanpequin)|photo=File:No one likes you comic.png|retweets=93|favorites=249|date=6:07 PM - 26 May 2014|archive={{wayback|https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/471095266620092419|20141206083818}}}}</center>
 <center>'''Nothing says feminism as much as comfort'''</center>
-<center>{{Embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/484551508541706240}}</center>
+<center>{{Embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/484551508541706240|dead=yes|username=Emily Partridge|@=empartridge|tweet=does anybody want to come get a hamburger with me and hug and chill|retweets=6|favorites=95|date=9:17 PM - 2 Jul 2014|archive={{wayback|https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/484551508541706240|20141206083801}}}}</center>
 <center>'''She's [[asking for it]]'''</center><br /><br />
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 *[[Cartoon Network]]
-*[[Adventure Time and Regular Show]]
+*''[[Adventure Time]]''
-*[[Steven Universe]] - The [[superior]] brother show to Clarence
+*''[[Regular Show]]''
+*''[[Steven Universe]]'' - The slightly better brother show to Clarence
+*''[[Uncle Grandpa]]'' - Somehow, a more fucktarded show than this.
 *[[Almost raped]]
-*[[Anthropomorphic]]
+*[[Down's Syndrome]] - required in order to enjoy this junk.
 *[[Feminazi]]
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 *{{twitter|empartridge}} - protected by feminists and white knights
+*{{tumblr|givememountaindew}} - Caution. She is Undertale trash, Osomatsu-san trash, and South Park trash.
+{{Cartoons}}
-{{tv}}
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 {{Timeline|[[AOTN|Featured article]] August 2 & 3, [[2014]]|[[Luigi's Death Stare]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Vaporwave]]}}

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