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'''Football''' is the [[1337|code]] for numerous sports that always features [[gay|men-on-men]] action involving [[LOLDONGS|balls]]. Although there are many sports under the football codes, only two count because the others are nothing more than poor man's alternatives that get almost no fuckin' attention in a global mass media (that's right [[Australia|'Roo fuckers]], nobody cares about your Australia [[Rule 34|rules]] Football). They are:
 


'''Football''' has been known to mean:
# [[Soccer]], or Association Football
# [[Soccer]], or Association Football
# [[Handegg]], or Gridiron Football ([[American]] and [[Canadian]] Football)
# [[Handegg]], or Gridiron Football ([[American]] and [[Canadian]] Football)
# [[Moonbase_Alpha|John Madden]], founder of football
==See also==
# [[I'M FOOTBALL TEAM]] also works
* [[Super Bowl XXX]]
 
* [[Robbenball]]
* [[Jake Brahm|DONT MESS WITH FOOTBALL]]
* [[Burt Reynolds]] Played for Florida State
* [[Moonbase Alpha|John Madden]]
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Latest revision as of 07:25, 11 February 2022

Football is the code for numerous sports that always features men-on-men action involving balls. Although there are many sports under the football codes, only two count because the others are nothing more than poor man's alternatives that get almost no fuckin' attention in a global mass media (that's right 'Roo fuckers, nobody cares about your Australia rules Football). They are:


  1. Soccer, or Association Football
  2. Handegg, or Gridiron Football (American and Canadian Football)

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