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*You've been banned from facebook, advance to go, collect 200 dongs. | *You've been banned from facebook, advance to go, collect 200 dongs. | ||
*costanza.jpg, advance token to the Chan Portal. | *costanza.jpg, advance token to the Chan Portal. | ||
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*Buy fartboxpuncher.com for 15 dongs. | *Buy fartboxpuncher.com for 15 dongs. | ||
*You said something absolutely retarded, advance token to QOTN. | *You said something absolutely retarded, advance token to QOTN. | ||
*PM from Zaiger | *PM from Zaiger begging you for money, advance token to Zaigerwalk. | ||
*Write a blog, pay each player 50 dongs for making them look at it. | *Write a blog, pay each player 50 dongs for making them look at it. | ||
*Asalieri threatens to sue you, everyone laughs. Collect 150 dongs. | *Asalieri threatens to sue you, everyone laughs. Collect 150 dongs. | ||
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*1,000,000th visitor, advance to go, collect 200 dongs. | *1,000,000th visitor, advance to go, collect 200 dongs. | ||
*Complete a survey, answer every question dongs, collect 75 dongs. | *Complete a survey, answer every question dongs, collect 75 dongs. | ||
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[[Category:Encyclopedia Dramatica]] |
Latest revision as of 01:20, 27 March 2022
EDopoly is a game similar to Monopoly in that it copies every aspect of it, however one noticeable difference no matter the outcome, you will be spending the rest of the evening fishing tokens out of your ass.
How it works
Since EDopoly exists only as image files, you as the game master are charged with the task of putting it together. Prerequisite materials include an actual Monopoly board and half a liter of semen based adhesive.
The Board
PURPLE | AQUA | VIOLET | ORANGE |
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Shitpost Metropolis | Noob Intro Forum | #forum | Anime Portal |
EDF Arcade | News Forum | #ed | Furfaggotry Portal |
Hard Gay Chats | #wiki | DeviantArt Portal |
RED | YELLOW | GREEN | BLUE |
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Softwarez Portal | Thizzlehat Junction Center | Chanarchive | E Place |
Anonymous Portal | Recent Changes | Anonmgur | Zaigerwalk |
Chans Portal | Main Page | SrsVPS |
UTILITIES | RAILROADS | OTHER | BONUS |
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Cloudflare | Quote of the Now | Collect 200 Dongs | Inbox |
Seven Proxies | Picture of the Now | Just Spamming | Pop-up Ad |
Video of the Now | Lurk | ||
Article of the Now | Server Crash |
The Money
Event Cards
Chance and Community Chest have been replaced by Inbox and Popup Ad for a lack of better creativity.
Event Cards
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Inbox [+] | Popup Ad [+] | ||
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The Tokens
There are a wide variety of tokens to chose from, all of which are readily available in any EDiot's home.
- Random action figure
- Expired condom
- Pocket size Johnson & Johnson Baby Lotion
- Pokemon
- AIDS virus
- Day old pizza
- Dildo
- Shot glass
- Dildo
If you are Onideus you can also make your own tokens with legos and diaper rash cream.
Initiating a Trade
Most trades are initiated by firing an LOIC at the another player's cellphone. They will become aggravated at their inability to watch gay porn between turns and holding their penis ransom will often result in property acquisition. If that fails, this video will provide some advanced tips for trading with the more stubborn players.
See Also
EDopoly is part of a series on Visit the Gaming Portal for complete coverage. |