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==Overview==
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Dead Frontier is a free browser Survival Horror [[MMO]] created by a british cuntbag called [[British Scum|Neil Yates (AdminPwn)]] and his retarded brother ([[Creationist|Xaelath]]) in Neil's  basement. And just like [[typical|most browser-based games]] that has zombies in it, you can buy premium crap and spend your money like a dumbass [[shekels|on their brand of magic game money called credits]], which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. There's also the failure of a barter system where you would pray to god that you can find someone who won't trade you a fork for a minigun, this is considered to be a pointless system since no one wants to give away their shit. It also has a a gay forum where underage dweebs talk about their uninteresting life and [[bawww|cry]] how it's unfair that the items are too fucking expensive, it's notable that more people spend their time on there than the game, mostly due to the fact that they are lazy shits who can't go exploring in the game. The ''reward'' for getting to the top of the leader boards is having access to a [[elite|special shop]] that sells expensive shit that would be impossible for you to buy with the game money, so you have to buy credits to get more money, it is believed that the creators of the game did it on purpose to get more jew gold.


Dead Frontier is a free browser Survival Horror [[MMO]] created by Neil Yates (AdminPwn) and his brother-in-law (Xaeleth) in Neil's basement. Just like most browser-based games, you can buy premium, spend your [[Lie|hard-earned]] [[shit nobody cares about|on their brand of magic game money called credits]], which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. This is one of the few games that actually has a working barter feature where you can trade your [[jew gold|money]] for other people's overpriced crap. Has a functioning forum where more people spend their time than actually play the game. Unlike most games, you actually get rewarded for spending countless hours of your [[lie|important]] life to get to the top of the leaderboard, your reward is access to a shop with the best equipment in the game. Too bad it all costs more in-game money than you have or ever will have.
*Also, [[Lolwut|Neil's father did a good amount of the work in the recent 3d version.]]
Oh yeah, and there's zombies.


==Gameplay==


==Gameplay==
[[File:Dead frontier7.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]
 
You kill [[zombies]] with guns, [[Necrophilia|steal from dead people]], get [[raped]] by invincible killing machines disguised as challenging bosses, repeat. Now go play [[Killing Floor]], n00b.
 
'''Starting Classes'''


You kill [[zombies]] with guns, steal from dead people, get [[raped]] by invincible killing machines disguised as challenging bosses, repeat. Now go play [[Killing Floor]], n00b.
*'''[[Science|Scientist]]''': Makes [[drugs|meds]] once a day.
*'''[[Nigger|Farmer]]''': Like a Scientist except with food.
*'''[[House|Doctor]]''': Can apply meds with maximum effectiveness, because you're too much of a [[fucktard]] to do it yourself.
*'''[[France|Chef]]''': Doctor except with food.
*'''[[Team Fortress 2|Engineer]]''': Repairs your [[fact|overpowered]] armor.
*'''[[Fap|Boxer]]''': Starts with a Melee and [[fap|Strength]] bonus.
*'''[[Army|Soldier]]''': [[Oxymoron|Overpowered class that gives you uselessly spread stats and detracts from EXP.]]
*'''[[Cops|Police Officer]]''': Get to beat up any [[Nigger|black]] players.  Drama ensues.
*'''Fireman''': Boxer excpet with an Endurance bonus instead a Strength bonus.
*'''Athlete''': Gets [[Shit|improved]] speed.
*'''Teacher/Priest/Lawyer/Account/Journalist/Actor/Stock Broker/Architect/Entertainer/Student''': Get a 30% EXP bonus.
*'''Santa''': [[Faggot|Admin]] only class. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Survivors who told of a jolly fat man riding around the decidedly not-wonderful winter wasteland were laughed at - Santa Claus was, and still is, something parents told their kids when they tucked them in at night, to keep the kids hoping. Until someone left a ton of bullets, explosives, and credits in front of a makeshift tree smack-dab in the middle of the compound. (the twelve men working the storage building claimed to have not seen anything). When guards went to look outside, there were miles and miles of dead zombies.]]
*'''Cyborg''': [[Narcissist|Admin only class]].


'''Weapons'''
'''Weapons'''
[[Image:imagesCASZAJZ4.jpg|thumb|right|You will never get this [[Cock|gun]]. No exceptions.]]


*'''Melee''': One of the two types of weapons that actually do [[shit]]. Range from pocket knifes to [[weaboo|super pro japanese swords]].
*'''[[Dildo|Melee]]''': One of the two types of weapons that actually do [[Lie|shit]]. Range from pocket knifes to [[weaboo|super pro japanese swords]], or the more [[Awesome|awesome]] [[Viking|battle axe]].
*'''Pistols''': [[Shit nobody cares about|A good weapon for noobs and pros alike]]. Doesn't make a lot of noise so zombies don't [[zerg rage]] on you.
*'''Pistols''': [[Shit nobody cares about|A good weapon for noobs and pros alike]]. Bullshit doesn't make a lot of noise so zombies don't [[Zerg Rush]] on you.
*'''Rifles''': See Pistols.
*'''Rifles''': See Pistols.
*'''Shotguns''': Weapon used for killing lots of zombies [[lie|fast]].  
*'''Shotguns''': Weapon used for [[murder|killing]] lots of zombies [[lie|fast]].  
*'''Machine guns''': Shotguns that actually work.
*'''Machine guns''': Shotguns that actually [[No|work]].
*'''Explosives''': Blow shit up with grenade launchers.
*'''Explosives''': [[Fellatio|Blow]] shit up with grenade launchers.
 
[[Image:ImagesCA475831.jpg‎|thumb|right|Dog food is an actual item. You fucking eat it.]]
'''Enemies'''
'''Enemies'''
[[Image:Flamed.jpg|thumb|right|Burning Zed [[IRL]].]]


*'''Regular Zed''': Just what it says.
*'''Regular Zed''': A newfag zombie.
*'''[[Fat]] Zed''': Eats food like [[YOU]].
*'''[[Fat]] Zed''': Eats food like [[you]];.
*'''[[kill it with fire|Burned Zed]]''': [[what|Zombie that got burned to death but it somehow made it stronger]].
*'''[[Kill it with fire|Burned Zed]]''': A newfag pyromaniac who became a zombie.
*'''Radioactive Zed''': Zombie with a puke [[fetish]].
*'''[[Japan|Radioactive Zed]]''': A zombie that pukes acid all over you; It wants to give you a blow job whenever you come near it.
*'''Burning Zed''': Burned Zed but still on fire. Counts as a boss.
*'''[[Retarded|Burning Zed]]''': A successful pyromaniac who was infected; counts as a newfag boss.
*'''Leaper''': Kills you in one hit. Seriously.
*'''[[Cunnilingus|Leaper]]''': The only mutant that can pwn you with one hit.[[Lolwut|Seriously]].
*'''Spider''': Leading cause of FFFUUUUUUUUU-.
*'''[[Creepypasta|Spider]]''': Leading cause of [[Rage|FFFUUUUUUUUU-]].
*'''Bloat''': Fat Zed with a bigger puke [[fetish]].
*'''[[You|Bloat]]''': Fat Zed with a bigger mouth to suck big cocks; then it will vomit on you.
*'''Bone''': Generic tank enemy.
*'''[[Penis|Bone]]''': Common mutant on drugs.
*'''Reaper''': Has a bladed arm with a [[at least 100|100 foot range]].
*'''[[Rapist|Reaper]]''': Has a bladed arm with a [[at least 100|100 foot range]]; it known for sticking it's blade up your ass.
*'''Tendril''': Reaper in loli form plus [[nigger|negro speed]].
*'''[[Guro|Tendril]]''': Reaper in loli form plus [[nigger|negro speed]]; It's known for wanting to stick it's multiple cocks up your ass.
*'''Siren''': [[Emo]] that flips shit and screams when she sees you, alerting every enemy in the area.
*'''[[Women|Siren]]''': [[Emo]] that's horny and wants to give you a blow job and screams; this alerts everyone in the area to rape you in the ass.
*'''Brute''': Fat zombie, add 1000 lbs. and explodes on death.
*'''[[Fat|Brute]]''': Fat zombie, add 1000 lbs. and explodes on death.


'''Bosses'''
'''Bosses'''


*'''Titan''': A Bone with a ridiculous amount of health. Oh yeah, is like 16 feet tall.
*'''Titan''': [[Unoriginal|A Bone with a ridiculous amount of health.]] Oh yeah, is like 16 feet tall and it wants to give you a blow job. Can bitch slap users with a good amount of force.
*'''Mother''': Probably the most fucked up enemy in the entire game. A pregnant lady who's baby is now fused into her stomach and throws up everywhere. Bravo, Neil, you've created vaginal [[goatse]].
*'''Flaming Titan''': Guess what; this one's faster and can bitch slap users even moar harder.
*'''Giant Spider''': After being killed countless times by Spiders, good news, now they are bigger AND faster!
*'''[[Your Mom|Mother]]''': Probably the most fucked up enemy in the entire game. A pregnant lady who's baby is now fused into her stomach and throws up everywhere. Bravo, Neil, you've created vaginal [[goatse]].  
*'''Wraith''': A jailbate Tendril. You'd hit, [[sick fuck]]. Has [[at least 100]] tentacles (insert dick joke here) on her back to [[rape]] you with.
*'''Flaming Mother''': ready for round 2?
*'''Giant Spider''': After being killed countless times by Spiders, good news, now they are bigger AND faster.
*'''Flaming Giant Spider''': This just in, the giant spider is now stronger than ever ^_^
*'''[[Hentai|Wraith]]''': A jailbate Tendril. You'd hit it, [[sick fuck]]; be aware as she has multiple cocks that are bigger than yours that will be stuck up your ass.
*'''Flaming Wraith''': Guess what, this one is stronger, so brace yourself for penetration XD
[[Image:ImagesCAKCLS0G.jpg‎|thumb|right| One easy step to combat these. Step one, kill yourself.]]


==Notable People==
'''Halloween Bosses''' This is temporary


*'''AxionPrime''': [[basement dweller|One of the few level 200's]]. If you pay him enough money, he'll train you to be [[No|as cool as him]].
*'''Pumpkin Zombie''': Same shit as the newfag boss except it gives out some prizes.
*'''Christina Jackson''': The only girl on the entire DF community. Owns Free Looters Union and Shadow Blades.
*'''Slender Man''': Copyrighted shit; has a ridiculous amount of health and a almost one hit kill.
*'''Gregg Stevens''': Another level 200, but he got [[b&]].
*'''[[nigger|Black Titan]]''': A nigger version of a titan; ultimate cause of rage.
*'''Reznorock''': Owner of [[shit nobody cares about|V.O.I.D.]]. Donated all of his [[jew gold]] to get custom crap for the game. A noted [[oldfag]].
*'''Blaqk''': Owner of Entropy, which is basically the only difference between him and Reznorock. Another noted [[oldfag]].
*'''mvp13''': Owner of [[not gay|Scarlet]] Sentinels.


==Notable Clans==
==Gallery==
DF has a crapload of clans, these are the [[gay|biggest]] and [[fucktard|best]].
<center><gallery>
Image:1270956105613.jpg|What you wish the game looks like.
Image:screenshot4.jpg|What the game actually looks like.
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</gallery></center>


*'''V.O.I.D.''': Mods play favorite to this clan because the owner donated [[seriously|all his money]] to the developers. [[gay|The even have their own armor!!!]] If you want it, it costs twenty-thousand credits, which is five-hundred dollars (you can't make this shit up) of [[IRL]] money. [[no|Did I mention their clan mascot is Cthulhu?]]
==YouTube==
*'''Free Looter's Union''': Take the Democratic party and add worldwide apocolypse.
 
*'''Entropy''': Clan based off the philosophy of [[cock|Chaos]] and [[penis|Nothing]]. The clan ranks are copied from [[Fallout|Fallout's]] Caesar's Legion. They have a clan story which is [[lie|not emo at all]].
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*'''Scarlet Sentinels''': FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!
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*'''[[Furry|Furries Guild]]''': They ruin everything. It's sad that it's one of the biggest clans.
;Dead Frontier Hacked Game Play</center>
*'''S.H.A.D.O.W.''': Only the most dedicated [[basement dwellers]] can get in this clan. Proficient trolls, though. The owner authorized the creation of [[sock puppets]] on the Scarlet Sentinels website for trolling purposes. Lulz ensued when SS challenged SHADOW to a clan battle because of this.
|<center><youtube>B8d_OwUgcZ0</youtube>
;You'll be running backwards the entire game</center>
|<center><youtube>va8HClg4qXA</youtube>
;Dead Frontier 3D Fort Pastor Mission Save The Data BUG (FAIL)</center>
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;DEAD FRONTIER 31 - Epic Fail Time!</center>
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==See Also==
 
* [[Zombies]]
* [[Zombie Apocalypse]]
* [[Left 4 Dead]]
* [[Killing Floor]]
* [[Fanboy]]
* [[Writing yourself into an article]]
{{main|Dead Frontier/Users}}


== External Links ==
== External Links ==
[http://www.deadfrontier.com/ The Site Itself]
* [http://www.deadfrontier.com/ The Site Itself]
 
* [http://www.fortpastor.com/ Fan Site]
[http://www.fortpastor.com/ Fan Site]
* [http://deadfrontier.wikia.com/wiki/Dead_Frontier_Wiki Their Wiki]


[http://deadfrontier.wikia.com/wiki/Dead_Frontier_Wiki Their Wiki]
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Dead Frontier is a free browser Survival Horror MMO created by a british cuntbag called Neil Yates (AdminPwn) and his retarded brother (Xaelath) in Neil's basement. And just like most browser-based games that has zombies in it, you can buy premium crap and spend your money like a dumbass on their brand of magic game money called credits, which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. There's also the failure of a barter system where you would pray to god that you can find someone who won't trade you a fork for a minigun, this is considered to be a pointless system since no one wants to give away their shit. It also has a a gay forum where underage dweebs talk about their uninteresting life and cry how it's unfair that the items are too fucking expensive, it's notable that more people spend their time on there than the game, mostly due to the fact that they are lazy shits who can't go exploring in the game. The reward for getting to the top of the leader boards is having access to a special shop that sells expensive shit that would be impossible for you to buy with the game money, so you have to buy credits to get more money, it is believed that the creators of the game did it on purpose to get more jew gold.

Gameplay

You kill zombies with guns, steal from dead people, get raped by invincible killing machines disguised as challenging bosses, repeat. Now go play Killing Floor, n00b.

Starting Classes

Weapons

You will never get this gun. No exceptions.
Dog food is an actual item. You fucking eat it.

Enemies

Burning Zed IRL.
  • Regular Zed: A newfag zombie.
  • Fat Zed: Eats food like you;.
  • Burned Zed: A newfag pyromaniac who became a zombie.
  • Radioactive Zed: A zombie that pukes acid all over you; It wants to give you a blow job whenever you come near it.
  • Burning Zed: A successful pyromaniac who was infected; counts as a newfag boss.
  • Leaper: The only mutant that can pwn you with one hit.Seriously.
  • Spider: Leading cause of FFFUUUUUUUUU-.
  • Bloat: Fat Zed with a bigger mouth to suck big cocks; then it will vomit on you.
  • Bone: Common mutant on drugs.
  • Reaper: Has a bladed arm with a 100 foot range; it known for sticking it's blade up your ass.
  • Tendril: Reaper in loli form plus negro speed; It's known for wanting to stick it's multiple cocks up your ass.
  • Siren: Emo that's horny and wants to give you a blow job and screams; this alerts everyone in the area to rape you in the ass.
  • Brute: Fat zombie, add 1000 lbs. and explodes on death.

Bosses

  • Titan: A Bone with a ridiculous amount of health. Oh yeah, is like 16 feet tall and it wants to give you a blow job. Can bitch slap users with a good amount of force.
  • Flaming Titan: Guess what; this one's faster and can bitch slap users even moar harder.
  • Mother: Probably the most fucked up enemy in the entire game. A pregnant lady who's baby is now fused into her stomach and throws up everywhere. Bravo, Neil, you've created vaginal goatse.
  • Flaming Mother: ready for round 2?
  • Giant Spider: After being killed countless times by Spiders, good news, now they are bigger AND faster.
  • Flaming Giant Spider: This just in, the giant spider is now stronger than ever ^_^
  • Wraith: A jailbate Tendril. You'd hit it, sick fuck; be aware as she has multiple cocks that are bigger than yours that will be stuck up your ass.
  • Flaming Wraith: Guess what, this one is stronger, so brace yourself for penetration XD
One easy step to combat these. Step one, kill yourself.

Halloween Bosses This is temporary

  • Pumpkin Zombie: Same shit as the newfag boss except it gives out some prizes.
  • Slender Man: Copyrighted shit; has a ridiculous amount of health and a almost one hit kill.
  • Black Titan: A nigger version of a titan; ultimate cause of rage.

Gallery

  • What you wish the game looks like.
    What you wish the game looks like.
  • What the game actually looks like.
    What the game actually looks like.

YouTube

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Dead Frontier Hacked Game Play
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You'll be running backwards the entire game
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Dead Frontier 3D Fort Pastor Mission Save The Data BUG (FAIL)
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DEAD FRONTIER 31 - Epic Fail Time!

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See Also

Moar info: Dead Frontier/Users.

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