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[[Image:Yugioh_Punch.gif|thumb|right|187px|The easy way to win at a card game.]]
{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Yu-Gi-Oh!''}}
'''Yu-Gi-Oh!''' is an Anime about card games that stars a [[Shotacon|little boy]] named Yugi Mutou who owns an Egyptian [[bling|necklace]] that he uses to transform into an Egyptian [[homosexual|leather pants-whipping]] pharaoh named Yami to cheat on said card games. Episode upon episode is spent discussing how the power of friendship can destroy more than Al-Qaeda and acquisition of golden Egyptian crap, all while having [[EXTREME ADVERTISING|HOT CARD PLAYIN' ACTION! REAL PAPER CUTS! JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS WITH SHORT SKIRTS! TINY MOUTHS! BUY SOME FUCKIN' CARDS! THEY'RE NOT JUST INK ON PAPER! THEY'RE REAL MONSTERS, MOTHERFUCKER!]]
{{achtung|THE CREATOR OF YU-GI-OH HAS DIED AT AGE 60}}
{{spoiler|Nickelodeon stole the 4Kids dub and is showing it on Nicktoons!!!1 Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal premiered fucking months ago!!!1 And it's the same exact shit as the other two spinoffs}}
[[Image:Yugioh_Punch.gif|thumb|187px|The easy way to win at a card game.]]
 
'''''Yu-Gi-Oh!''''' is an anime about card games that stars a [[Shotacon|little boy]] named Yugi Mutou who owns an Egyptian [[bling|necklace]] that he uses to transform into an Egyptian [[homosexual|leather pants-whipping]] pharaoh named Yami to cheat on said card games. Episode upon episode is spent discussing how the power of friendship can destroy more than Al-Qaeda and acquisition of golden Egyptian crap, all while having [[EXTREME ADVERTISING|HOT CARD PLAYIN' ACTION! REAL PAPER CUTS! JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS WITH SHORT SKIRTS! TINY MOUTHS! BUY SOME FUCKIN' CARDS! THEY'RE NOT JUST INK ON PAPER! THEY'RE REAL MONSTERS, MOTHERFUCKER!]]
 
==""Deep"" Lore==
Ever since the appearance of 5D's, fans of this show have been speculating how the timeline works and there is a very simple answer to that...There is no timeline. Everything is a cluster-fuck, but some try to believe that Zexal and Arc-V are 'alternate timelines' of 5D's when in truth, Arc-V just came up with alternate timelines and dimensions to make up for their lack of good writing and all of the idiot fans fell for it.
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== Plot ==
== Plot ==
[[Image:KaibaFruit.jpg|thumb|180px|Totally [[not gay]]]]
[[Image:KaibaFruit.jpg|thumb|180px|Totally [[not gay]]]]
[[Image:Pervert grampa yugioh.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Yugi's grandpa sure likes his loli]]
[[Image:Pervert grampa yugioh.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Yugi's grandpa sure likes his loli]]
[[File:Akefia.gif|thumb|Bakura [[Raep|raeps]] a fangirl.]]  
[[File:Akefia.gif|thumb|180px|Bakura [[Raep|raeps]] a fangirl.]]  


'''Season 0''': Little is known about the real 1st season of Yu-Gi-Oh because the [[homosexual|poofters]] in the English speaking world considered it too violent. It showed how Yugi solved the Millennium Puzzle, became possessed by <s>Yami</s> Atem, forced a guy to shoot and kill himself, chopped off a watch collector's hand, set a guy on fire, and tricked a serial bomber into blowing himself up. The manga was so violent that even Japan had to tone it down, which says a lot [[tentacle rape|considering what usually flies there]].
'''Season 0''': Little is known about the real first season of ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' because the [[homosexual|poofters]] in the English speaking world considered it too violent. It showed how Yugi solved the Millennium Puzzle, became possessed by <s>Yami</s> Atem, forced a guy to shoot and kill himself, chopped off a watch collector's hand, set a guy on fire, and tricked a serial bomber into blowing himself up. The manga was so violent that even Japan had to tone it down, which says a lot [[tentacle rape|considering what usually flies there]].


'''Season 1''': Yugi Mutou a [[13 year old boy|high school student that still hasn't hit puberty]] living with his [[Pedo]] Grandpa who runs a game shop. Yugi has a girlfriend and two boyfriends, who hang around him simply because he's good in the sack. They are known as Tea Gardner, Joey Wheeler, and Tristan Taylor. All of them love Yugi's heart of the cards and his throbbing man-meat. Shit hits the fan when Yugi's grandpa is caught looking at [[child porn]] by Pegasus and his soul gets trapped in a card. Yugi fights Pegasus for his Grandpa's freedom. Kaiba also joins in to save his brother from the child labor exploiting clutches of Maximillion Pegasus, who is about to send him to [[Africa|the Shadow Realm]].
'''Season 1''': Yugi Mutou a [[13 year old boy|high school student that still hasn't hit puberty]] living with his [[Pedo]] Grandpa who runs a game shop. Yugi has a girlfriend and two boyfriends, who hang around him simply because he's good in the sack. They are known as [[Asking for it|Tea Gardner]], [[NYC|Joey Wheeler]], and [[Jock|Tristan Taylor]]. All of them love Yugi's heart of the cards and his throbbing man-meat. Shit hits the fan when Yugi's grandpa is caught looking at [[child porn]] by Pegasus and his soul gets trapped in a card. Yugi fights Pegasus for his Grandpa's freedom. Seto Kaiba also joins in to save his brother from the child labor exploiting clutches of [[Faggot|Maximillion Pegasus]], who is about to send him to [[Africa|the Shadow Realm]]. Ironically, [[Hell|being stuck in the Shadow Realm]] (getting raped by Niggers with AIDS forever) was created by [[4Kids]] [[Fail|as a more forgiving alternative]] to just dying.
[[Image:YugiohYaoi.jpg|thumb|Hawt]]
[[Image:YugiohYaoi.jpg|thumb|Hawt]]
'''Season 2''': Wanting to prove finally how big his [[cock]] is, Seto Kaiba challenges the whole fucking world and Yugi to attend his card game tournament.  
'''Season 2''': Wanting to prove finally how big his [[cock]] is, Seto Kaiba challenges the whole fucking world and Yugi to attend his card game tournament.  


'''Season 3''': Some green-haired dead kid traps them in a digital world or something. They obviously escape as without those fags there wouldn't be more yugioh. The rest of the season continues Kaiba's shitty tournament.
'''Season 3''': Some green-haired dead kid traps them in a digital world or something. They obviously escape as without those fags there wouldn't be more ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''. The rest of the season continues Kaiba's shitty tournament.


'''Season 4''': Only season worth watching as it's the only season 4Jews didn't completely fuck up. The season is about a couple fags (one of them being mai big boobs who joins their brony club cause boo hoo she sucks at dueling) dueling other people to kill/steal people's souls. Of course everyone can just easily ignore those people as they don't physically force any harm on them but no, the protagonists just have to duel them cause OH NOEZ THEY STOLE THE GOD CARDS!!!!!!1111111111
'''Season 4''': Only season worth watching, as it's the only season 4Jews didn't completely fuck up. The season is about a couple of fags (one of them being mai big boobs who joins their brony club cause boo hoo she sucks at dueling) dueling other people to kill/steal people's souls. Of course everyone can just easily ignore those people as they don't physically force any harm on them, but no, the protagonists just have to duel them cause OH NOEZ THEY STOLE THE GOD CARDS!!!!!!1111111111


'''Season 5''': Kaiba hosts another gay tournament, this time Yami dosen't participate for the winner gets to have a three way with him. The tournament gets completely dominated by a pink haired brony who eventually gets his ass kicked by Kaiba. At the end Yugi duels the Pharaoh.
'''Season 5''': Kaiba hosts another gay tournament, this time Yami doesn't participate for the winner gets to have a three way with him. The tournament gets completely dominated by a pink haired brony who eventually gets his ass kicked by Kaiba. Yugi and pals finally leave the nerd convention to do something fulfilling: [[LSD|tripping balls]] and hallucinating of an Ancient Egypt with card games. Bakura tries raping the helplessly high heroes, but is [[Cockblocked]] by Yugi who's so high he thinks he's a 21st century Pharaoh in Japan. Bakura gets buzzed and rambles about his boyfriend [[Cthulhu|Zork]] and his massive Dragon Penis, saying he'll avenge him for being [[raped|defeated]] by the Pharaoh. Kaiba's pressured by the fangirls to [[orgy|join in]], wanting to see what sexing a giant dragon on an LSD trip feels like. Shit happens, ending with Yugi finally hitting puberty and [[Buttsecks|asserting his dominance]] over his unconscious friends, then challenging his imaginary boyfriend to a card game to decide who's Top and who's Bottom. Yami loses, and unable to accept that his Egyptian cock is smaller than an [[Azn]] kid's, commits suicide and goes to Hell for worshiping pagan Egyptian gods.


==Characters==
==Characters==
'''[[13-year-old boy|Yugi Mutou]]/[[Homosexual|Yami]]''': Since Yugi couldn't afford [[Pokemon]] cards, he resorted to Duel Monsters instead, all while wearing a chain than for some reason holds the soul of an Egyptian Pharaoh. On a side note, does Yami has the same spiky hair for pubes?
'''[[13-year-old boy|Yugi Mutou]]/[[Homosexual|Yami]]''': Since Yugi couldn't afford [[Pokémon]] cards, he resorted to Duel Monsters instead, all while [[BDSM|wearing an oversized 70's medallion that's about the size of a compact car around his neck that for some reason holds the soul of an Egyptian Pharaoh]]. On a side note, does Yami has the same spiky hair for pubes? <br>
Yugi is also a prime example of the gay/sexless main character because when we are introduced to [[Loli|Rebecca Hawkins]] that begs Yugi to fuck her like a troubled teen in the back of a van with 6 guys, he can't be bothered because he'd rather play a card game.


'''[[16-year-old girl|Téa Gardner]]''': The useless pair of tits needed in every anime.  
'''[[16-year-old girl|Téa Gardner]]''': The useless pair of tits needed in every anime.  


'''[[Furfag|Joey Wheeler]]''': Yugi's [[boyfriend]] and the [[bitch]] of the relationship. [[Italian]] faggot who rapes the English language whenever he opens his greasy mouth, wears a fursuit twice in the series, and needs the prize money of the first season's tournament to cure his sister's blindness.
'''[[Furfag|Joey Wheeler]]''': Yugi's [[boyfriend]] and the [[bitch]], submissive bottom, of the relationship. [[New York]]er faggot who rapes the English language whenever he opens his greasy mouth, wears a fursuit twice in the series, and needs the prize money from the first season's tournament to cure his [[loli]] sister's blindness that fans love to [[ship]] with Kaiba because, giggle, Kaiba and Joey hate each other.


'''[[Retard|Tristan Taylor]]''': Yugi's retarded friend. Winds up falling for Joey's sister because his standards are just that low.
'''[[Retard|Tristan Taylor]]''': Yugi's retarded friend. Winds up falling for Joey's sister because his standards are just that low.


'''[[British|Ryo Bakura]]''': Another faggot who's possessed by a who-gives-a-shit who wants to get all of the Millenium thingamajigers for who knows what. His hair resembles a mop. His use to the series is entirely unknown. It is suspected that he's only there to play the role of the obligatory creepy, slightly camp kid.
'''[[British|Ryo Bakura]]''': Another faggot who's possessed by a [[Jew|thief]] who wants to get all of the [[Jew gold|Millenium thingamajigers]] for who knows what. His hair resembles a mop. His use to the series is entirely unknown except, maybe, to give fangirls something to finger themselves to. It is suspected that he's only there to play the role of the obligatory creepy, slightly camp kid that is experimenting with cross dressing because in the first season, he's in a dress after telling everyone that his favorite card is Change of Heart.


'''[[Bill Gates|Seto Kaiba]]''': Despite being the richest motherfucker in the universe, his main goal in life is to beat Yugi at a card game to compensate for his tiny penis. Wears one of the stupidest trench coats in existence (its only known use is flicking bitches in the eye with the bottom hem when he turns around to sulk after losing to his tiny, leather clad arch nemesis for the umpteenth time). He is convinced that inventing technology to play holographic card games actually benefits society.
'''[[Donald Trump|Seto Kaiba]]''': Two words: [[USI|Narcissist asshole]]. Despite being the richest motherfucker in the universe, and given a loan of a million dollars to start his own business, his main goal in life is to beat Yugi at a Children's card game to compensate for his tiny penis. Wears one of the stupidest trench coats in existence (its only known use is flicking bitches in the eye with the bottom hem when he turns around to sulk after losing to his tiny, leather clad arch nemesis for the umpteenth time). He is convinced that inventing technology to play holographic card games actually benefits society and besides being a fuctard of a human with no soul, we as the viewer are supposed to believe that he's such a secret hippy that he has no interest in making assloads of money in military contracts because 4 kids has decided late in the game that they're going to turn him into an [[antihero]] more like Bruce Wayne/Batman.


'''[[Shota|Mokuba Kaiba]]''': Kaiba's younger brother that needs some fucking lozenges pronto. Besides existing, he does a whole load of fucking [[nothing]] and gets kidnapped four times in the course of the series.
'''[[Shota|Mokuba Kaiba]]''': Kaiba's younger brother that needs some fucking lozenges pronto. Besides existing, he does a whole load of fucking [[nothing]] and gets kidnapped four times in the course of the series.  Fans creamed all over themselves and have been having wet dreams over the idea of Kaiba fucking Mokuba ever since the Kaiba Land episode when he was made the Princess that needs rescued in a Zelda like video game.


'''[[Pedophile|Solomon Mutou]]''': Yugi's grandfather. In season one, Pegasus trapped his soul in a card leaving his body a vegetable, which was ironically the point of the series where he was the most useful.
'''[[Pedophile|Solomon Mutou]]''': Yugi's grandfather. In season one, Pegasus trapped his soul in a card leaving his body a vegetable, which was ironically the point of the series where he was the most useful. In the fashion of [[Chris Chan]], Solomon Motou opened up a card shop motivated by the thought that it will bring in lots and lots of [[Jail Bait]] from Yugi's school who want to learn how to kill people with a card game.  Dissapointed that in all these years, he's only had 3 customers (Tea , Tristan and Joey) and Kaiba who tried to kill him.  Now that I think about it Solomon is more along the lines of [[Chris Chan|Michael Snyder]] and Kaiba is [[Chris Chan]]


'''[[Necrophilia|Maximillion Pegasus]]''': The creator of the card game, possesses the Millennium Eye that can see beneath your clothes, and tries to take over the Kaiba Corp. so that he can use its technology to resurrect his dead wife.
'''[[Necrophilia|Maximillion Pegasus]]''': The creator of the card game, possesses the Millennium Eye that can see beneath your clothes, and tries to take over the Kaiba Corp. so that he can use its technology to resurrect his dead wife.


'''[[Whore|Mai Valentine]]''': Anime version of [[Paris Hilton]], but with bigger boobs.
'''[[Whore|Mai Valentine]]''': Anime version of [[Paris Hilton]], but with bigger boobs and a vagina that doesn't look like a ham sandwich that was left in the sun for 3 days. [[Fail]]s in every single game and sells her soul because she is always coming in fourth place, right behind Joey.


'''[[BDSM|Marik Ishtar]]''': Whiny bitch that had to guard a tomb for some reason. Another faggot who's possessed. Has a [[Dildo|Millennium Rod]] that he shoves in places that you wouldn't believe.  If Bakura resembles a mop, that would make this one a feather duster.
'''[[Sand niggers|Marik Ishtar]]''': He had to guard a tomb for some reason, but became possessed and now wants to [[Terrorist|destroy the world]] in emo fashion because his dad won't let him have a motercycle. Has a [[Dildo|Millennium Rod]] that he shoves in places that you wouldn't believe.  If Bakura resembles a mop, that would make this one a feather duster.


== Spinoffs ==
== Spinoffs ==
=== Yu-Gi-Oh! GX ===
=== ''Yu-Gi-Oh! GX'' ===
The original Yu-Gi-Oh! series recently concluded when everybody remembered that the card game was just a fucking fad and laughed at seeing formerly expensive packs of cards at Family Dollar. "Yu-Gi-Oh! GX: Reform School Boys" launched on Cartoon Network, all about people who somehow make a fucking living playing cards, enough of one to have a school about it. Wonders never cease. Now your original Yu-Gi-Oh cards are worthless decks as tournaments don't use them anymore.
[[File:Sexyugioh.png|thumb|right|180px|Self-explanatory]]
The original ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' series recently concluded when everybody remembered that the card game was just a fucking fad and laughed at seeing formerly expensive packs of cards at Family Dollar. ''Yu-Gi-Oh! GX'' launched on Cartoon Network, all about people who somehow make a fucking living playing cards, enough of one to have a school about it. Wonders never cease. Now your original ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards are worthless decks as tournaments don't use them anymore.


In this series, [[gay]] [[13 year old boys]] and some [[black|token]] girls that are only there for the [[tits]] and [[ass]] factor attend a school that teaches them how to play this easy card game.  
In this series, [[gay]] [[13-year-old boys]] and some [[black|token]] girls that are only there for the [[tits]] and [[ass]] factor attend a school that teaches them how to play this easy card game.  
Various things try to destroy or control the school, like [[Dicks]] and the students must protect it, because if there was no [[school]] then there would be no plot for the next episode. And everybody knows kids love [[School]].
Various things try to destroy or control the school, like [[Dicks]] and the students must protect it, because if there was no [[school]] then there would be no plot for the next episode. And everybody knows kids love [[school]].


<big>'''GX in a nutshell'''</big>
<big>'''''GX'' in a nutshell'''</big>
*''Action'': Bigger [[boobs]] on teenage girls than on [[your mom]]. Just like the first series, every season ends with the fate of the world depending on a fucking card game, meaning it's [[serious business]].
*''Action'': Bigger [[boobs]] on teenage girls than on [[your mom]]. Just like the first series, every season ends with the fate of the world depending on a fucking card game, meaning it's [[serious business]].
*''Lulz'': "And this one time at Duelist Camp" is the only [[lulz]] worthy line in the first and second season of this show.   
*''Lulz'': "And this one time at Duelist Camp" is the only [[lulz]] worthy line in the first and second season of this show.   
*''Merchandising'': More ink on cards...I mean monsters, motherfucker! And brace yourself for Elemental Hero Condom-man.  
*''Merchandising'': More ink on cards...I mean monsters, motherfucker! And brace yourself for Elemental Hero Condom-man.  
*''Morals'': More Cards, More Power.  
*''Morals'': More cards, more power.  


====Plot====
====Plot====


'''Season 1''': Season goes on with some faggot who goes by the name of Jaden Yuki who applies to enter Duel Academy. aka a school where each student wastes 3 years of their life to learn how to play cards games when they can google how to play the fucking game in 5 minutes. Ironic how anyone takes the school seriously when the 1st episode Jaden defeats one of the headmasters in a duel no problem. season goes off with the students being stupid that is until 8 basement dwellers attack the school and go after the 7 spirit keys holders (aka the students) in hoping to defeat them to unlock the sacred beasts. what do the sacred beasts do? destroy the world? No, just gets rid of card games for good. but everyone knows that you can't live without card games so they duel the shadow riders despite the fact they could easily ignore them and save the world that way.
'''Season 1''': Season goes on with some faggot who goes by the name of Jaden Yuki who applies to enter Duel Academy, aka a school where each student wastes three years of their life to learn how to play cards games when they can search on Google how to play the fucking game in five minutes. Ironic how anyone takes the school seriously when the first episode Jaden defeats one of the headmasters in a duel no problem. season goes off with the students being stupid that is until eight basement dwellers attack the school and go after the seven spirit keys holders (aka the students) in hoping to defeat them to unlock the Sacred Beasts. What do the Sacred Beasts do? Destroy the world? No, just gets rid of card games for good. Everyone knows that you can't live without card games so they duel the Shadow Riders despite the fact they could easily ignore them and save the world that way.


'''Season 2''': As usual the season involves with someone wanting to rule the world or something similar to that. in this case some crackhead (Sartorious) goes around dueling students and assfucking them which somehow gives him the ability to brainwashing them to join his orgy club. he brainwashed most of the Obelisk dorm and turned the blue dorm into the white dorm hoping to scare the shit out of the 15 year old residents, despite that nobody feared his psycho ass that was until some boring fuck with no friends gives him the keys to a satellite which could destroy the world (brainwash the world in the dub, nice work 4kids) only because he won a duel.   
'''Season 2''': As usual the season involves with someone wanting to rule the world or something similar to that. in this case some crackhead (Sartorious) goes around dueling students and ass-fucking them which somehow gives him the ability to brainwashing them to join his orgy club. he brainwashed most of the Obelisk dorm and turned the blue dorm into the white dorm hoping to scare the shit out of the 15-year-old residents, despite that nobody feared his psycho ass that was until some boring fuck with no friends gives him the keys to a satellite which could destroy the world (brainwash the world in the dub, nice work 4Kids) only because he won a duel.   


'''Season 3''': It all started with the school's chancellor inviting psycho masochistic fucknut Cobra from another yugioh school to devise a whole new tournament to improve Jaden's skills in cheating at this card game. A bunch of other kids are invited to participate as well. This tournament involves playing "Dis-Duels" (a japanese pun on death) and each participant must wear a bracelet which sucks their life force away for playing card games. Of course, everyone is too stupid to realize at first that they collapse after a duel because of the fucking bracelet. After a bunch of unnecessary battles Jaden and the others go after Cobra who is hiding in a conveniently placed military fortress right in the middle of the jungle. Why anybody else doesn't know about it given the fact that it's on the motherfucking island where they live their sorry lives is unknown.
'''Season 3''': It all started with the school's chancellor inviting psycho masochistic fucknut Cobra from another yugioh school to devise a whole new tournament to improve Jaden's skills in cheating at this card game. A bunch of other kids are invited to participate as well. This tournament involves playing "Dis-Duels" (a Japanese pun on death) and each participant must wear a bracelet which sucks their life force away for playing card games. Of course, everyone is too stupid to realize at first that they collapse after a duel because of the fucking bracelet. After a bunch of unnecessary battles Jaden and the others go after Cobra who is hiding in a conveniently placed military fortress right in the middle of the jungle. Why anybody else doesn't know about it given the fact that it's on the motherfucking island where they live their sorry lives is unknown.


After beating Cobra they realize it actually all started with Jaden sending a lame ass card called Yubel to space when he was a kid because mean bullies wouldn't let him summon it and the card responded with killing everyone. Yubel was controlling Cobra to get to Jaden and now Cobra dies and everyone gets sent to a different dimension where Yubel [[pedophile|takes control of a child]] and starts the first yugioh zombie apocalypse. Imagine a bunch of zombies saying "Play a children's card game with me!", [[no|isn't that a great idea]]? Anyone who plays a game with them gets turned into another [[fantard|zombie]]. They beat Yubel again and return to their world, but Jaden's new found love, Jesse Anderson doesn't get back, so he decides to go back and a bunch of unimportant characters follow him.
After beating Cobra they realize it actually all started with Jaden sending a lame ass card called Yubel to space when he was a kid because mean bullies wouldn't let him summon it and the card responded with killing everyone. Yubel was controlling Cobra to get to Jaden and now Cobra dies and everyone gets sent to a different dimension where Yubel [[pedophile|takes control of a child]] and starts the first zombie apocalypse. Imagine a bunch of zombies saying "play a children's card game with me!", [[no|isn't that a great idea]]? Anyone who plays a game with them gets turned into another [[fantard|zombie]]. They beat Yubel again and return to their world, but Jaden's new found love, Jesse Anderson doesn't get back, so he decides to go back and a bunch of unimportant characters follow him.


They get to a world where you die if you lose, stating again that yugioh, in fact, is serious business. At this point Jaden begins blaming himself for everything that's happened so far and takes his rage out on a bunch of duel monsters, then battles the dark ruler of the world and his friends get sacrificed for a card. Jaden gets so emo that he [[lol|becomes the middle boss of the series]] and his new cards are literally called "evil heroes". Some [[nigger]] finally beats him in a draw, so they both die, except Jaden, because he's the protagonist.
They get to a world where you die if you lose, stating again that cards are, in fact, serious business. At this point Jaden begins blaming himself for everything that's happened so far and takes his rage out on a bunch of duel monsters, then battles the dark ruler of the world and his friends get sacrificed for a card. Jaden gets so emo that he [[lol|becomes the middle boss of the series]] and his new cards are literally called "evil heroes". Some [[nigger]] finally beats him in a draw, so they both die, except Jaden, because he's the protagonist.


Everyone realizes Yubel's to blame for everything, so they go and fight it. Yubel explains how everything has all been to reciprocate Jaden's love cuz clearly, he sent it to outer space out of love and not because it killed a bunch of nerds. During teh epic battle Yubel takes over Jesse's body so Jaden would drool at the sight of him and [[batshit insane|can't stop taking every obvious "I hate yous" as love declarations]]. They decide that nobody actually died, like you didn't see that coming. After Yubel's third fucking form appears they change their mind and now it all started with Yubel promising Jaden's unborn self to love and always protect him by becoming a card. By the way, Yubel's a guy... Jaden LITERALLY fuses his soul with his in the end.
Everyone realizes Yubel's to blame for everything, so they go and fight it. Yubel explains how everything has all been to reciprocate Jaden's love cuz clearly, he sent it to outer space out of love and not because it killed a bunch of nerds. During teh epic battle Yubel takes over Jesse's body so Jaden would drool at the sight of him and [[batshit insane|can't stop taking every obvious "I hate yous" as love declarations]]. They decide that nobody actually died, like you didn't see that coming. After Yubel's third fucking form appears they change their mind and now it all started with Yubel promising Jaden's unborn self to love and always protect him by becoming a card. By the way, Yubel's a guy... Jaden LITERALLY fuses his soul with his in the end.


(This was the final season in the dub as 4jews were like "fuck GX let's move on to 5D's, even though we won't finish dubbing that spinoff either so we can move onto the next spinoff". The final dubbed episode made it looked like that Jaden got killed in the process of fusing with Yubel and saving the world once again, only for him to magically reappear in the next movie! Way to go 4kids!)
(This was the final season in the dub as 4Jews were like "fuck ''GX'' let's move on to ''5D's'', even though we won't finish dubbing that spin-off either so we can move onto the next spin-off". The final dubbed episode made it looked like that Jaden got killed in the process of fusing with Yubel and saving the world once again, only for him to magically reappear in the next movie! Way to go 4Kids!)


'''Season 4''': They just rehashed what happened in the previous seasons. Jaden ends up saving the school again by beating death itself in a card game. In the end they bait you with a duel between Jaden and Yugi, but it ends with a jump cut and nobody knows who the winner is. It was probably a good thing that this season never got dubbed despite all the yugioh fags crying and bitching back in 2008. FYI, not once did Jaden's ugly ass get laid in the entire anime.
'''Season 4''': They just rehashed what happened in the previous seasons. Jaden ends up saving the school again by beating death itself in a card game. In the end they bait you with a duel between Jaden and Yugi, but it ends with a jump cut and nobody knows who the winner is. It was probably a good thing that this season never got dubbed despite all the ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' fags crying and bitching back in 2008. FYI, not once did Jaden's ugly ass get laid in the entire anime.


====Characters====
====Characters====


Jaden Yuki: Despite being the best duelist in the school,defeating one of the headmasters in the 1st episode and saving the world 3 times. he ends up in the Slifer Red dorm with all the shitty duelists. in the end he takes card games WAYYYY too seriously like all the other fags do
'''Jaden Yuki''': Despite being the best duelist in the school, defeating one of the headmasters in the first episode and saving the world three times, he ends up in the Slifer Red dorm with all the shitty duelists. In the end he takes card games WAYYYY too seriously like all the other fags do. In the 1st episode, Yugi gives him a [[Balls|Winged Kuriboh]], his new Fursonna, to carry on his loser friend Joey's [[Furfag|legacy]].


Syrus Truesdale: Pussy ass midget that no-one likes or gives a rats ass about. eventually in the 4th season he steals his brothers deck
'''Syrus Truesdale''': Pussy ass midget that no-one likes or gives a rats ass about. eventually in the fourth season he steals his brothers deck


Chazz Princeton: Emo fag who thought he was badass cause he wore blue. that was until he dropped out after losing to 2 duelists wearing red and yellow. eventually returns to duel academy wearing black for the reminder of the series with a yellow boyfriend eventually gaining a green and purple boyfriend aswell. bait of all traps as he was brainwashed for the majority of season 2 and somehow turned into a zombie in one fraction of season 3.
'''Chazz Princeton''': Emo fag who thought he was badass cause he wore blue. that was until he dropped out after losing to two duelists wearing red and yellow. eventually returns to Duel Academy wearing black for the reminder of the series with a yellow boyfriend eventually gaining a green and purple boyfriend as well. bait of all traps as he was brainwashed for the majority of season two and somehow turned into a zombie in one fraction of season three.


Alexis Rhodes: Made only to provide tits. despite the fact every virgin faps to her she's your definition of a blonde as she likes dueling more then sucking cock. though later on in the series she tries to sleep with Jaden in every episode but with no success as Jaden is apprently gay.
'''Alexis Rhodes''': Made only to provide tits. despite the fact every virgin faps to her she's your definition of a blonde as she likes dueling more then sucking cock. Though later on in the series she tries to sleep with Jaden in every episode, but with no success as Jaden is apparently gay.


Bastion Misawa: British cock sucker who thinks he's a genius. in every episode in season 1 but drops out of duel academy in season 2 to become a male prostitute and stays in some dimension world in season 3 that probably has no food to be with some big titted hoe bag who used to be a shadow rider and is actually a tiger.
'''Bastion Misawa''': British cock sucker who thinks he's a genius. in every episode in season one but drops out of Duel Academy in season two to become a male prostitute, and stays in some dimension world in season three that probably has no food to be with some big-titted hoe bag who used to be a Shadow Rider and is actually a [[furry|tiger]].


Zane Truesdale: Everyone sucked his 12 inch cock. especially Alexis and the professors. left the academy in season 1 to enter the pro leagues only to get his ass kicked by everyone.
'''Zane Truesdale''': Everyone sucked his 12-inch cock. especially Alexis and the professors. left the academy in season one to enter the pro leagues only to get his ass kicked by everyone.


Aster Phoenix: Gray haired retard who cries and whines about his dad dieing (eventually turned out he was absorbed into a duel monsters card) pretty much no episode in season 2 that dosen't include his sorry ass.
'''Aster Phoenix''': Gray-haired retard who cries and whines about his dad dying (eventually turned out he was absorbed into a Duel Monsters card) pretty much no episode in season two that doesn't include his sorry ass.


Dr.Crowler: No-one knew what Konami had up their ass when they made this guy a character. literally a gay man with purple makeup on. despite being the headmaster of the biggest of the 3 dorms he not only losses to a slifer student but has in fact LOST more duels then he has won having only won 2 duels! in the first half of the 1st season he tries to get Jaden expelled due to losing to him, going as far as to hire a boggy man/pedophile to "Scare Jaden away from duel academy" eventually he realizes that he only makes himself look stupid trying to get him expelled so he stops being useful after that.
'''Dr. Crowler''': No one knew what Konami had up their ass when they made this guy a character. literally a gay man with purple makeup on. Despite being the headmaster of the biggest of the three dorms he not only losses to a Slifer student, but has in fact LOST more duels then he has won, having only won two duels! In the first half of the first season he tries to get Jaden expelled due to losing to him, going as far as to hire a boggy man/pedophile to "scare Jaden away from Duel Academy". Dr. Crowler eventually realizes that he only makes himself look stupid trying to get Jaden expelled, so he stops being useful after that.


Jesse Anderson: Take Jaden but with a southern accent and instead of elemental fags he uses crystals.
'''Jesse Anderson''': Take Jaden but with a Southern accent and instead of elemental fags he uses [[LGBT|rainbow crystals]] as more subtext of him wanting Jaden inside him. Like his lover, he too has an imaginary Fursona.


====Dorms====
====Dorms====


Obelisk Blue/Blue Dorm: Highest ranking dorm of the three aka home to alot of nerds. Dorm where all the self proclaimed dueling experts are sent to. people think joining this dorm is to die for but not if your headmaster is gay and all the boys and girls are split into 2 dorms with neither side allowed to trespass into the other dorm or they'll get an anal fucking by Dr.Crowler.
Obelisk Blue/Blue Dorm: Highest-ranking dorm of the three, aka home to a lot of nerds. Dorm to where all the self-proclaimed dueling experts are sent. People think joining this dorm is to die for, but not if your headmaster is gay and all the boys and girls are split into two dorms, with neither side allowed to trespass into the other dorm or they'll get an anal-fucking by Dr. Crowler.
 
Ra Yellow/Yellow Dorm: Nothing special about this dorm, as it's home to only a few people. Headmaster of this dorm gets no respect, so no one gives a shit about him.
 
Slifer Red/Red Dorm: Lowest-ranking dorm of the three, because somehow learning how to play cards is serious and tough shit! A dorm that's home to more rats then people. Home to the protagonist as punishment for cumming in Dr. Crowler's ass in the first episode. They care more about parties, sex and drugs like normal people do then card games, so they're cooler then the other dorms.


Ra Yellow/Yellow Dorm: Nothing special about this dorm as it's only home to a few people. headmaster of this dorm gets no respect so no-one gives a shit about him.
=== ''Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's'' ===
Well fuck you if you thought the series couldn't get any gayer. ''5D's'' is the same crap as before, except instead of a backdrop featuring either [[Egypt|Ancient Egypt]] or a [[Harry Potter|Hogwarts]] style boarding school, they play the same bloody card game, on [[Motorcycle|motorcycles]]. Synchro monsters are introduced which are like Ritual monsters, except you keep them in the fusion deck and use "tuner" monsters instead of ritual spells to summon them. Big deal.


Slifer Red/Red Dorm: Lowest ranking dorm of the three cause somehow learning how to play yugioh is serious and tough shit! A dorm that's home to more rats then people. Home to the protagonist as punishment for cuming in Dr.Crowler's ass in the 1st episode. They care more about parties,sex and drugs like normal people do then card games so they're cooler then the other dorms.
If you watch this, expect the main characters to pull out the same combo every fucking episode, with the same "I expected that you'd expect I'd expect that you'd use this card" mentality.


=== Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds ===
This one is easily the most overrated of all of the series due to it's 'grittiness' and 'edginess' making it popular in America but not in Japan. In fact, they actually had to retcon their entire premise revolving around a cult due to one of their own voice actors being involved in a cult. Whoops! After that it went from Aztec cults to evil robots from the future. Still, Yusei's stoic nature of literally never talking or showing any facial expression still makes fans cum in their panties.
Well fuck you if you thought the series couldn't get any gayer. 5Ds is the same crap as before, except instead of a backdrop featuring either [[Egypt|Ancient Egypt]] or a [[Harry Potter|Hogwarts]] style boarding school, they play the same bloody card game, on [[Motorcycle|Motorcycles]]. Synchro monsters are introduced which are like Ritual monsters, except you keep them in the fusion deck and use "tuner" monsters instead of ritual spells to summon them. Big deal.
If you watch this, expect the main characters pull out the same combo every fucking episode and some "I expected that you'd expect I'd expect that you'd use this card" mentality.


=== Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal and Zexal 2 ===
=== ''Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal'' and ''Zexal 2'' ===
[[Image:Yugioh Zexal garbage.png|thumb|right|200px|They just went and took a bunch of concepts from other animus.]]
[[Image:Yugioh Zexal garbage.png|thumb|right|200px|They just went and took a bunch of concepts from other animus.]]
The same as the previous three. This installment introduces XYZ monsters which are more broken than Synchro monsters. Even animu fantards notice what a piece of shit it is. The cast includes some overly flamboyant boy [[shota|Yuma]], fat [[dragonball|songoku]], some generic [[loli]], a blue haired whiney faggot and a homosexual elf looking [[cum|white]] spirit living inside Yuma's mind who wants to collect 99 of the XYZ cards, and other characters with probably worse design than Dr. Crawler from GX such as Trey,Quattro and Quinton (Literally named three,four and five in the sub.) who are sporting skirts and one them sporting pink fucking hair! Seriously, do NOT watch this, it's [[cancer]].
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The same as the previous three. This installment introduces Xyz monsters which are more broken than Synchro monsters. Even animu fantards notice what a piece of shit it is. The cast includes some overly flamboyant boy [[shota|Yuma]], fat [[dragonball|songoku]], some generic [[loli]], a blue haired whiney faggot and a homosexual elf looking spirit living inside Yuma's necklace who wants to collect 99 of the Xyz cards because he lost his memories, and other characters with probably worse design than Dr. Crawler from ''GX'' such as Trey, Quattro and Quinton (Literally named three, four and five in the sub.) They follow around their infant father who's just pissed off that his penis was reduced to the size of a 10 year olds and he has space [[cancer]]. Let's not forget the gay rock aliens creatively named after the Big Dipper who are the next big baddies. There's the [[emo]] faggot Reginald/Shark/Nash and his equally pathetic twin sister who were originally Yuma's friends but who cares about that. We've also got the mentally insane Vector who committed genocide onscreen for all the little Japanese kids to enjoy and for all the dubbers to censor for the sensitive American babies. For the pedophiles, there is a shitload of loli up-skirts in this show. This particular show did great in Japan but did poorly when dubbed by [[4kids]]...Wonder why.
 
====Plot====
 
'''Season 1''': Yuma gets bossed around by the naked amnesiac alien while beating up a bunch of people to get the cards he wants. Yuma is also mentally handicapped and downright stupid for not knowing how to play a card game his entire society revolves around. Yuma gets assaulted by a Seto Kaiba ripoff creatively named Kite in the dub. Astral considers death, Yuma cries about his absent parents, and neither of Yuma's so called "friends" do anything useful whatsoever. Shark also shows up time to time to be pointlessly angsty. Yuma and Astral get a magical girl transformation and morph themselves into one person like some shit you'd see on [[Steven Universe]]. Nothing gets solved, it only gets worse for all the characters.
 
'''Season 2''': A rip-off of Battle City where Yuma fights a bunch of shitty one-off characters nobody will remember by the next episode. Everyone needs to find a bunch of stupid heart pieces so they can get into this big tournament that needs to happen in every single Yugioh series. Absolutely Pointless, just a bunch of people beating each other up over important cards while Kite's weaponized younger brother slowly starts to lose his sanity. The pink-haired faggot named Trey decides he's had enough of card games and murders Astral while dressed in a flamboyant gladiator suit, too bad that didn't last for long.
 
'''Season 3''': The duel tournament/carnival happens. It's exactly how you'd expect one would be, except this one ends up mimicking the events of [[9/11]].
 
'''Zexal then becomes Zexal II. Why didn't they just have it be Zexal as a whole instead of splitting it into two parts? I don't fucking know.'''
 
'''Season 4''': Astral is in trouble now, the aliens (called the Barians) are out to get them. Lucky for him they're just as incompetent as the rest of the villains in the series. Yuma get's a new [[gay]] [[retard]] [[stalker]] named Ray Shadows who wouldn't be out of place in a shitty Mary Sue fan fiction. Ray messes everything up all the time for the lolz and once again Astral considers death. Astral gets jealous, Yuma keeps secrets from Astral, Ray gives Yuma a special card, and all hell breaks lose when it turns out that Ray was actually Vector, the worst Barian of them all. Astral gets pissed off and [[rapes]] Yuma, but it's okay, all is forgiven.
 
'''Season 5''': The main cast of characters discover that the Barians were actually humans once but all died gruesome deaths, including that of decapitation and two accounts of suicide. Vector awakens his god, Don Thousand, who is a satan rip-off and the two of them embark on their quest to literally murder everyone. One of Astral's special cards gets a mind of it's own and decides it wants to be god so it murders Astral and Yuma cries about it for 5 whole episodes until he finds out Astral is fine and just went back to his own planet. Yuma fights another biblical reference character named Eliphas to get him back.
 
'''Season 6''': Yuma returns only to find out that the Shark is a Barian (big surprise) and then everyone on Earth dies. This show is quite literally about mass murder. Kite dies by suffocation on the literal moon. Yuma and Shark essentially kill god and find the magic card to revive everyone on Earth. Astral leaves and is condemned to live a life of [[nudity]] and [[slavery]] at his home planet.
 
=== ''Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V'' ===
 
The absolute worst of all the Yugioh series, and that's saying a lot. This show was so bad that nearly everyone in Japan hated it and many animators of Yugioh lost their jobs or were laid off because of this show, making the next installment, Vrains, cheap looking with shit animation and terrible off proportion character designs.
 
[[Image:Yugi_Arc-V.jpg|thumb|left|240px]]The story starts out with circus freak Yuya beating the champion using a new method he just invents and thus causes everyone to [[shit brix]]. This method is called [[cheating|Pendulum summoning]] and it enables you to [[spam]] the whole field with monsters. Yeah, they're shitting on the rules again. Yuya throws a tantrum like the little whiny faggot he is whenever anyone wants to actually learn his method because he wants to feel 'special' and cheating is fun. Elitist faggot Reiji Akaba (renamed Declan for the [[fantards]] to baw over) becomes aware of this and hires thugs to beat on Yuya so he can learn how to cheat this well, and he can teach it in his duel school which is in no way like ''GX''.
 
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A bunch of unremarkable events later the viewers learn that there are three more dimensions (despite the precious shows all taking place in the same universe), each for the three card types Reiji's school teaches and the fusion dimension is the bad. Due to the lack of actual plot, the show decides that all the previous shows exist in different universes and in some instances actually copies plots from the previous shows and insert Yuya and his gang as if they are some 12-year-old's self-insert ocs. There's also sock puppets of Yuya and the generic girl character [[loli|Yuzu]] from each ([[Some say]] they're actually shitty / recolor [[Original Characters]] gone rogue). Reiji organizes a tournament to secretly have Yuya [[pwn]] all the Fusion invaders, then challenges him to a duel using Pendulum cards he himself created to give him one-sided gameplay. It is revealed that the final boss is Reiji's father, who wants to gather all four of Yuzu for [[rape|some unknown reason]]. Then they warp to the Synchro dimension where literally the same thing happens that happened in ''5D's'', but this time, featuring a [[French]] [[Coward]] (redundancy aside), his [[Terminator]] [[BDSM]] enthusiast, a council of useless [[Old People|geriatrics]], a city [[Occupy Wall Street|composed of the 1% and 99%]], and an [[Communist|enlightenedd revolutionary]], as well as Konami's attempts to shill cards to 5D's fanboys. It's followed by the XYZ/''Zexal'' dimension which accurately depicts [[North Korea]]'s populace, as Yuya [[Why so serious?|forces everyone to smile]], especially a whiny bitch and ex-[[Batman|vigilante]]. Finally comes the Fusion/''GX'' dimension, re-using the same fucking cast of characters just like the previous worlds. It seems that their hopes were if fans saw characters they loved from the other series they'll surely love this series. Wrong! Arc-V was bland and had nothing to offer, and when it did, it was a confusing piece of trash. There's only so much of Yuya claiming he wants everyone to smile and then deciding he's a two-faced asshole who just wants to victimize himself one can take.  


=== Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V ===
'''SPOILER ALERT:''' Yuya and his hair-dyed clones were once [[Hitler|a single bastard]] who tried [[Holocaust|wiping out]] all [[Jews|bloodthirsty fucktards]] in existence [[For the Lulz]]. To do so, he heeded the Dragon voices in his head, [[Vorarephilia|fused with them]] and tried [[Delete fucking everything|erasing all reality]]. A [[Moderator]] with nothing better to do than going [[an Hero]] used the godly power of ink on cardboard to split the villain away from his 4 [[Bad Dragon|dragon dildos]] and turn herself into a 4 [[Jailbait]] Lolis. Oh, and she's the daughter of the [[Nigger]] in charge of the Fusion [[Nazis]], who desperately [[Incest|wants her back]]. ([[My Immortal|Who wrote this shit?]]). The people who idolize this show are left with a disappointing ending that basically tells them all their favorite characters are dead, but it's okay, because the whiny bitch Yuya is still alive and we're all forced to love him, he's never in the wrong even when he is, making him arguably the worst of all the protagonists so far.


The story starts out with circus freak Yuya beating the champion using a new method he just invents and thus causes everyone to [[shit brix]]. This method is called [[cheating|Pendulum summoning]] and it enables you to [[spam]] the whole field with monsters. Yeah, they're shitting on the rules again... Elitist faggot Reiji Akaba (renamed Declan for the [[fantards]] to baw over) becomes aware of this and hires thugs to beat on Yuya so he can learn how to cheat this well, and he can teach it in his duel school where there are apparently separate classes for fusion, synchro and xyz cards, in other words, it's GX all over again.
=== ''Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS'' ===
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HOLY BATMAN!!! THIS SHOW GOT EVEN MORE [[gay|META]] THAN BEFORE!!! This is Masahiro Hosoda and the Yu-Gi-Oh!'s creators big attempt at writing cyberpunk. It’s a [[no|suspense thriller style story]] where Yusaku fights in order to learn the truth of events in the past. The story takes place 10 years into the future where apparently there will be [[Back to the Future|flying cars, cool new inventive technology, and all this other jank ass shit]] that only a mother could love. The main premise and the big theme that the creator aims with this show is that kids should start to try things out instead of just giving up at the first try due to being [[Fake News|overwhelmed by information.]] Either way the plot is about some kid who was kidnapped when he was little and traumatized from it, he not only hasn't lost a duel yet but he's also a super smart hacker. It seems that Yugioh is once again trying to appeal to Americans by making the show more edgy and the protagonist a quiet guy who wins at everything just like Yusei. This is basically Sword Art Online for Yugioh.


A bunch of unnoteworthy events later the viewers learn that there are 3 more dimensions, each for the three card types Reiji's school teaches and the fusion dimension is the bad. There's also sockpuppets of Yuya and the generic girl character [[loli|Yuzu]] from each. Reiji organizes a tournament to secretly have Yuya [[pwn]] all the Fusion invaders, then challenges him to a duel using Pendulum cards he himself created to give him one sided gameplay. It is revealed that the final boss is Reiji's father who wants to gather all four of Yuzu for [[rape|some unknown reason]]. Then they warp to the synchro dimension where literally the same thing happens that happened in 5Ds and it was introduced that some of the gay 5Ds main characters will have a cameo. Yay!
== Galleries ==


== Gallery ==
=== [[Rule 34]] ===
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File:Marikrapingmarik.jpeg|Marik is also an avid rapist.
File:Marikrapingmarik.jpeg|Marik is also an avid rapist.
File:Marikrapingmai.jpeg|manga edition
File:Marikrapingmai.jpeg|Manga edition.
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File:Joeyandmai.png|The conclusion of every card game.
File:Joeyandmai.png|The conclusion of every card game.
File:Moarjoeyandmai.jpg|manga edition
File:Moarjoeyandmai.jpg|Manga edition.
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Image:Yugioh hentai2.jpg|She was [[asking for it]].
Image:Yugioh hentai2.jpg|She was [[asking for it]].
Image:Yugioh porn3.jpg|More than just a card game.
Image:Yugioh porn3.jpg|More than just a card game.
Image:Tits and ass in Yugioh.jpg|Reason why boys wake up to watch this show.
Image:Tits and ass in Yugioh.jpg|Reason why boys woke up to watch this show.
Image:Yugiohfat.jpg|Reason why some boys turn off this show.
Image:Yugiohfat.jpg|Reason why some boys turn off this show.
Image:Yugioh gay.jpg|Yugi finds out he is gay.
Image:Yugioh gay.jpg|Yugi finds out he is gay.
Image:YugiohLesbians.jpg|[[Lesbians]] in my ''Yu-Gi-Oh!''?
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=== Yu-Gi-Oh! ===
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image:Dyinginside.jpg|Mokuba's latest LiveJournal entry.  
image:Dyinginside.jpg|Mokuba's latest LiveJournal entry.  
Image:YugiohLesbians.jpg|[[Lesbians]] in my Yu-Gi-Oh?
Image:YugiohVsPokemon.jpg|[[Pokemon|A challenger appears!]]
Image:YugiohVsPokemon.jpg|[[Pokemon|A challenger appears!]]
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Image:YUGI_MEME.JPG|Like [[Pokémon]] and ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]'', ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' was just another passing fad for the [[13 year old boys|13-year-olds]]
Image:YUGI_MEME.JPG|Like [[Pokemon]] and [[Dragon Ball Z]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] was just another passing fad for the [[13 year old boys|13 year olds]]
Image:Yugioh_costume.jpg |You're looking at the next fag of games.
Image:Yugioh_costume.jpg |You're looking at the next fag of games.
Image:42-youve-activated-my-trap-card.jpg | Niggaz love dem trap cards.
Image:42-youve-activated-my-trap-card.jpg | Niggaz love dem trap cards.
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Image:Yugiohgx.jpg|Typical scene from a Yu-Gi-Oh GXXX episode.
File:You just activated my trap card.jpg|[[Niggers]] are very cunning ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' players.
Image:YugiohHitler.jpg|Yugioh GXXX has the Nazi seal of approval.
Image:Yugiohgx.jpg|Typical scene from a ''Yu-Gi-Oh! GX'' episode.
Image:YugiohHitler.jpg|''Yu-Gi-Oh! GX'' has the Nazi seal of approval.
File:EliteDuelist.jpg|An [[basement-dweller|elite duelist]].
File:EliteDuelist.jpg|An [[basement-dweller|elite duelist]].
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===Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards===
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File:Ericharrisyugioh.png|[[Eric Harris]] can be purchased for $42099.
File:Bxshotgun.png|Upcoming card in the new set
File:Bxshotgun.png|Upcoming card in the new set
Image:Yu-gi-ohpun.jpg|A very rare and powerful card.
Image:Yu-gi-ohpun.jpg|A very rare and powerful card.
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Image:1208823623433.jpg|The rarest and most powerful card.
Image:goatsecard.jpg|Ultimate Rare Card, will destroy all.
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Image:Miltopia.jpg|I PLAY MY [[Miltopia|MILTOPIA]] FOR 3 DAMAGE!!111
Image:Miltopia.jpg|I PLAY MY [[Miltopia|MILTOPIA]] FOR 3 DAMAGE!!111
Image:Toontrogdar.jpg|Go my Toon Trogdar!
Image:Toontrogdar.jpg|Go my Toon Trogdar!
Image:EXODIA.jpg|You win, [[Faggot|Faggot]].  
Image:Sean Connery.jpg|He'll do what!?!!
Image:Georgebushcardz.jpg|Destroys Iraq-themed decks.
Image:MSTIsFineToo.jpg|Faggots purport that [[a cat is fine too|MST is fine too]].
Image:MSTIsFineToo.jpg|Faggots purport that [[a cat is fine too|MST is fine too]].
Image:Georgebushcardz.jpg|Destroys Iraq themed decks.
Image:EXODIA.jpg|You win, [[Faggot|faggot]].  
Image:Sean Connery.jpg|He'll Do What!?!!
Image:1208823623433.jpg|The rarest and most powerful card.
Image:HK_P2000_trapcard.jpg|Sometimes, the obvious [[Final solution|solution]] is the best, in every single season.
Image:HK_P2000_trapcard.jpg|Sometimes, the obvious [[Final solution|solution]] is the best, in every single season.
Image:Gemini topless.jpg|This one is real.
Image:Gemini topless.jpg|This one is real.
Image:goatsecard.jpg|Ultimate Rare Card, will destroy all.
File:DoingitwrongYCM.jpg|Standard [[Yugioh Card Maker]] crap.
File:DoingitwrongYCM.jpg|Standard [[Yugioh Card Maker]] crap.
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File:Adelia rose yugioh card.jpg|[[Adalia Rose]] as a card lol
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== Videos ==
== Videos ==
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== See Also ==
== See also ==
*[[Assburgers]]: What all competitive Yu-Gi-Oh! players suffer from
 
*[[Assburgers]] - The affliction from which all competitive ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' players suffer.
*[[Digimon]]
*[[Digimon]]
*[[Garbage Pail Kids]]
*[[Kelseyalicia]]
*[[Kelseyalicia]]
*[[Littlekuriboh|Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series]]: Made a parody series of Yu-Gi-Oh! that got unfunny faster than Family Guy.
*[[Pokémon]]
*[[Pokemon]]
*[[Seto-Kaiba.com]]  
*[[Seto-Kaiba.com]]  
*[[Yugioh Card Maker]]
*[[Trading card]]
*[[Yugioh Card Maker]]
*[[Littlekuriboh|''Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series'']] - A parody series of ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' that got unfunny faster than ''Family Guy''.
 
== Ex-Tern-Al! links ==


==Ex-Tern-Al! Links==
* [http://www.themanime.org/viewreview.php?id=504 Lulzy review of the series]


*[http://www.themanime.org/viewreview.php?id=504 Lulzy review of the series.]


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HOLY SHIT Nickelodeon stole the 4Kids dub and is showing it on Nicktoons!!!1 Yu-Gi-Oh Zexal premiered fucking months ago!!!1 And it's the same exact shit as the other two spinoffs!!!1
The easy way to win at a card game.

Yu-Gi-Oh! is an anime about card games that stars a little boy named Yugi Mutou who owns an Egyptian necklace that he uses to transform into an Egyptian leather pants-whipping pharaoh named Yami to cheat on said card games. Episode upon episode is spent discussing how the power of friendship can destroy more than Al-Qaeda and acquisition of golden Egyptian crap, all while having HOT CARD PLAYIN' ACTION! REAL PAPER CUTS! JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS WITH SHORT SKIRTS! TINY MOUTHS! BUY SOME FUCKIN' CARDS! THEY'RE NOT JUST INK ON PAPER! THEY'RE REAL MONSTERS, MOTHERFUCKER!

""Deep"" Lore

Ever since the appearance of 5D's, fans of this show have been speculating how the timeline works and there is a very simple answer to that...There is no timeline. Everything is a cluster-fuck, but some try to believe that Zexal and Arc-V are 'alternate timelines' of 5D's when in truth, Arc-V just came up with alternate timelines and dimensions to make up for their lack of good writing and all of the idiot fans fell for it.

Plot

Totally not gay
Yugi's grandpa sure likes his loli
Bakura raeps a fangirl.

Season 0: Little is known about the real first season of Yu-Gi-Oh! because the poofters in the English speaking world considered it too violent. It showed how Yugi solved the Millennium Puzzle, became possessed by Yami Atem, forced a guy to shoot and kill himself, chopped off a watch collector's hand, set a guy on fire, and tricked a serial bomber into blowing himself up. The manga was so violent that even Japan had to tone it down, which says a lot considering what usually flies there.

Season 1: Yugi Mutou a high school student that still hasn't hit puberty living with his Pedo Grandpa who runs a game shop. Yugi has a girlfriend and two boyfriends, who hang around him simply because he's good in the sack. They are known as Tea Gardner, Joey Wheeler, and Tristan Taylor. All of them love Yugi's heart of the cards and his throbbing man-meat. Shit hits the fan when Yugi's grandpa is caught looking at child porn by Pegasus and his soul gets trapped in a card. Yugi fights Pegasus for his Grandpa's freedom. Seto Kaiba also joins in to save his brother from the child labor exploiting clutches of Maximillion Pegasus, who is about to send him to the Shadow Realm. Ironically, being stuck in the Shadow Realm (getting raped by Niggers with AIDS forever) was created by 4Kids as a more forgiving alternative to just dying.

Hawt

Season 2: Wanting to prove finally how big his cock is, Seto Kaiba challenges the whole fucking world and Yugi to attend his card game tournament.

Season 3: Some green-haired dead kid traps them in a digital world or something. They obviously escape as without those fags there wouldn't be more Yu-Gi-Oh!. The rest of the season continues Kaiba's shitty tournament.

Season 4: Only season worth watching, as it's the only season 4Jews didn't completely fuck up. The season is about a couple of fags (one of them being mai big boobs who joins their brony club cause boo hoo she sucks at dueling) dueling other people to kill/steal people's souls. Of course everyone can just easily ignore those people as they don't physically force any harm on them, but no, the protagonists just have to duel them cause OH NOEZ THEY STOLE THE GOD CARDS!!!!!!1111111111

Season 5: Kaiba hosts another gay tournament, this time Yami doesn't participate for the winner gets to have a three way with him. The tournament gets completely dominated by a pink haired brony who eventually gets his ass kicked by Kaiba. Yugi and pals finally leave the nerd convention to do something fulfilling: tripping balls and hallucinating of an Ancient Egypt with card games. Bakura tries raping the helplessly high heroes, but is Cockblocked by Yugi who's so high he thinks he's a 21st century Pharaoh in Japan. Bakura gets buzzed and rambles about his boyfriend Zork and his massive Dragon Penis, saying he'll avenge him for being defeated by the Pharaoh. Kaiba's pressured by the fangirls to join in, wanting to see what sexing a giant dragon on an LSD trip feels like. Shit happens, ending with Yugi finally hitting puberty and asserting his dominance over his unconscious friends, then challenging his imaginary boyfriend to a card game to decide who's Top and who's Bottom. Yami loses, and unable to accept that his Egyptian cock is smaller than an Azn kid's, commits suicide and goes to Hell for worshiping pagan Egyptian gods.

Characters

Yugi Mutou/Yami: Since Yugi couldn't afford Pokémon cards, he resorted to Duel Monsters instead, all while wearing an oversized 70's medallion that's about the size of a compact car around his neck that for some reason holds the soul of an Egyptian Pharaoh. On a side note, does Yami has the same spiky hair for pubes?
Yugi is also a prime example of the gay/sexless main character because when we are introduced to Rebecca Hawkins that begs Yugi to fuck her like a troubled teen in the back of a van with 6 guys, he can't be bothered because he'd rather play a card game.

Téa Gardner: The useless pair of tits needed in every anime.

Joey Wheeler: Yugi's boyfriend and the bitch, submissive bottom, of the relationship. New Yorker faggot who rapes the English language whenever he opens his greasy mouth, wears a fursuit twice in the series, and needs the prize money from the first season's tournament to cure his loli sister's blindness that fans love to ship with Kaiba because, giggle, Kaiba and Joey hate each other.

Tristan Taylor: Yugi's retarded friend. Winds up falling for Joey's sister because his standards are just that low.

Ryo Bakura: Another faggot who's possessed by a thief who wants to get all of the Millenium thingamajigers for who knows what. His hair resembles a mop. His use to the series is entirely unknown except, maybe, to give fangirls something to finger themselves to. It is suspected that he's only there to play the role of the obligatory creepy, slightly camp kid that is experimenting with cross dressing because in the first season, he's in a dress after telling everyone that his favorite card is Change of Heart.

Seto Kaiba: Two words: Narcissist asshole. Despite being the richest motherfucker in the universe, and given a loan of a million dollars to start his own business, his main goal in life is to beat Yugi at a Children's card game to compensate for his tiny penis. Wears one of the stupidest trench coats in existence (its only known use is flicking bitches in the eye with the bottom hem when he turns around to sulk after losing to his tiny, leather clad arch nemesis for the umpteenth time). He is convinced that inventing technology to play holographic card games actually benefits society and besides being a fuctard of a human with no soul, we as the viewer are supposed to believe that he's such a secret hippy that he has no interest in making assloads of money in military contracts because 4 kids has decided late in the game that they're going to turn him into an antihero more like Bruce Wayne/Batman.

Mokuba Kaiba: Kaiba's younger brother that needs some fucking lozenges pronto. Besides existing, he does a whole load of fucking nothing and gets kidnapped four times in the course of the series. Fans creamed all over themselves and have been having wet dreams over the idea of Kaiba fucking Mokuba ever since the Kaiba Land episode when he was made the Princess that needs rescued in a Zelda like video game.

Solomon Mutou: Yugi's grandfather. In season one, Pegasus trapped his soul in a card leaving his body a vegetable, which was ironically the point of the series where he was the most useful. In the fashion of Chris Chan, Solomon Motou opened up a card shop motivated by the thought that it will bring in lots and lots of Jail Bait from Yugi's school who want to learn how to kill people with a card game. Dissapointed that in all these years, he's only had 3 customers (Tea , Tristan and Joey) and Kaiba who tried to kill him. Now that I think about it Solomon is more along the lines of Michael Snyder and Kaiba is Chris Chan

Maximillion Pegasus: The creator of the card game, possesses the Millennium Eye that can see beneath your clothes, and tries to take over the Kaiba Corp. so that he can use its technology to resurrect his dead wife.

Mai Valentine: Anime version of Paris Hilton, but with bigger boobs and a vagina that doesn't look like a ham sandwich that was left in the sun for 3 days. Fails in every single game and sells her soul because she is always coming in fourth place, right behind Joey.

Marik Ishtar: He had to guard a tomb for some reason, but became possessed and now wants to destroy the world in emo fashion because his dad won't let him have a motercycle. Has a Millennium Rod that he shoves in places that you wouldn't believe. If Bakura resembles a mop, that would make this one a feather duster.

Spinoffs

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX

Self-explanatory

The original Yu-Gi-Oh! series recently concluded when everybody remembered that the card game was just a fucking fad and laughed at seeing formerly expensive packs of cards at Family Dollar. Yu-Gi-Oh! GX launched on Cartoon Network, all about people who somehow make a fucking living playing cards, enough of one to have a school about it. Wonders never cease. Now your original Yu-Gi-Oh! cards are worthless decks as tournaments don't use them anymore.

In this series, gay 13-year-old boys and some token girls that are only there for the tits and ass factor attend a school that teaches them how to play this easy card game. Various things try to destroy or control the school, like Dicks and the students must protect it, because if there was no school then there would be no plot for the next episode. And everybody knows kids love school.

GX in a nutshell

  • Action: Bigger boobs on teenage girls than on your mom. Just like the first series, every season ends with the fate of the world depending on a fucking card game, meaning it's serious business.
  • Lulz: "And this one time at Duelist Camp" is the only lulz worthy line in the first and second season of this show.
  • Merchandising: More ink on cards...I mean monsters, motherfucker! And brace yourself for Elemental Hero Condom-man.
  • Morals: More cards, more power.

Plot

Season 1: Season goes on with some faggot who goes by the name of Jaden Yuki who applies to enter Duel Academy, aka a school where each student wastes three years of their life to learn how to play cards games when they can search on Google how to play the fucking game in five minutes. Ironic how anyone takes the school seriously when the first episode Jaden defeats one of the headmasters in a duel no problem. season goes off with the students being stupid that is until eight basement dwellers attack the school and go after the seven spirit keys holders (aka the students) in hoping to defeat them to unlock the Sacred Beasts. What do the Sacred Beasts do? Destroy the world? No, just gets rid of card games for good. Everyone knows that you can't live without card games so they duel the Shadow Riders despite the fact they could easily ignore them and save the world that way.

Season 2: As usual the season involves with someone wanting to rule the world or something similar to that. in this case some crackhead (Sartorious) goes around dueling students and ass-fucking them which somehow gives him the ability to brainwashing them to join his orgy club. he brainwashed most of the Obelisk dorm and turned the blue dorm into the white dorm hoping to scare the shit out of the 15-year-old residents, despite that nobody feared his psycho ass that was until some boring fuck with no friends gives him the keys to a satellite which could destroy the world (brainwash the world in the dub, nice work 4Kids) only because he won a duel.

Season 3: It all started with the school's chancellor inviting psycho masochistic fucknut Cobra from another yugioh school to devise a whole new tournament to improve Jaden's skills in cheating at this card game. A bunch of other kids are invited to participate as well. This tournament involves playing "Dis-Duels" (a Japanese pun on death) and each participant must wear a bracelet which sucks their life force away for playing card games. Of course, everyone is too stupid to realize at first that they collapse after a duel because of the fucking bracelet. After a bunch of unnecessary battles Jaden and the others go after Cobra who is hiding in a conveniently placed military fortress right in the middle of the jungle. Why anybody else doesn't know about it given the fact that it's on the motherfucking island where they live their sorry lives is unknown.

After beating Cobra they realize it actually all started with Jaden sending a lame ass card called Yubel to space when he was a kid because mean bullies wouldn't let him summon it and the card responded with killing everyone. Yubel was controlling Cobra to get to Jaden and now Cobra dies and everyone gets sent to a different dimension where Yubel takes control of a child and starts the first zombie apocalypse. Imagine a bunch of zombies saying "play a children's card game with me!", isn't that a great idea? Anyone who plays a game with them gets turned into another zombie. They beat Yubel again and return to their world, but Jaden's new found love, Jesse Anderson doesn't get back, so he decides to go back and a bunch of unimportant characters follow him.

They get to a world where you die if you lose, stating again that cards are, in fact, serious business. At this point Jaden begins blaming himself for everything that's happened so far and takes his rage out on a bunch of duel monsters, then battles the dark ruler of the world and his friends get sacrificed for a card. Jaden gets so emo that he becomes the middle boss of the series and his new cards are literally called "evil heroes". Some nigger finally beats him in a draw, so they both die, except Jaden, because he's the protagonist.

Everyone realizes Yubel's to blame for everything, so they go and fight it. Yubel explains how everything has all been to reciprocate Jaden's love cuz clearly, he sent it to outer space out of love and not because it killed a bunch of nerds. During teh epic battle Yubel takes over Jesse's body so Jaden would drool at the sight of him and can't stop taking every obvious "I hate yous" as love declarations. They decide that nobody actually died, like you didn't see that coming. After Yubel's third fucking form appears they change their mind and now it all started with Yubel promising Jaden's unborn self to love and always protect him by becoming a card. By the way, Yubel's a guy... Jaden LITERALLY fuses his soul with his in the end.

(This was the final season in the dub as 4Jews were like "fuck GX let's move on to 5D's, even though we won't finish dubbing that spin-off either so we can move onto the next spin-off". The final dubbed episode made it looked like that Jaden got killed in the process of fusing with Yubel and saving the world once again, only for him to magically reappear in the next movie! Way to go 4Kids!)

Season 4: They just rehashed what happened in the previous seasons. Jaden ends up saving the school again by beating death itself in a card game. In the end they bait you with a duel between Jaden and Yugi, but it ends with a jump cut and nobody knows who the winner is. It was probably a good thing that this season never got dubbed despite all the Yu-Gi-Oh! fags crying and bitching back in 2008. FYI, not once did Jaden's ugly ass get laid in the entire anime.

Characters

Jaden Yuki: Despite being the best duelist in the school, defeating one of the headmasters in the first episode and saving the world three times, he ends up in the Slifer Red dorm with all the shitty duelists. In the end he takes card games WAYYYY too seriously like all the other fags do. In the 1st episode, Yugi gives him a Winged Kuriboh, his new Fursonna, to carry on his loser friend Joey's legacy.

Syrus Truesdale: Pussy ass midget that no-one likes or gives a rats ass about. eventually in the fourth season he steals his brothers deck

Chazz Princeton: Emo fag who thought he was badass cause he wore blue. that was until he dropped out after losing to two duelists wearing red and yellow. eventually returns to Duel Academy wearing black for the reminder of the series with a yellow boyfriend eventually gaining a green and purple boyfriend as well. bait of all traps as he was brainwashed for the majority of season two and somehow turned into a zombie in one fraction of season three.

Alexis Rhodes: Made only to provide tits. despite the fact every virgin faps to her she's your definition of a blonde as she likes dueling more then sucking cock. Though later on in the series she tries to sleep with Jaden in every episode, but with no success as Jaden is apparently gay.

Bastion Misawa: British cock sucker who thinks he's a genius. in every episode in season one but drops out of Duel Academy in season two to become a male prostitute, and stays in some dimension world in season three that probably has no food to be with some big-titted hoe bag who used to be a Shadow Rider and is actually a tiger.

Zane Truesdale: Everyone sucked his 12-inch cock. especially Alexis and the professors. left the academy in season one to enter the pro leagues only to get his ass kicked by everyone.

Aster Phoenix: Gray-haired retard who cries and whines about his dad dying (eventually turned out he was absorbed into a Duel Monsters card) pretty much no episode in season two that doesn't include his sorry ass.

Dr. Crowler: No one knew what Konami had up their ass when they made this guy a character. literally a gay man with purple makeup on. Despite being the headmaster of the biggest of the three dorms he not only losses to a Slifer student, but has in fact LOST more duels then he has won, having only won two duels! In the first half of the first season he tries to get Jaden expelled due to losing to him, going as far as to hire a boggy man/pedophile to "scare Jaden away from Duel Academy". Dr. Crowler eventually realizes that he only makes himself look stupid trying to get Jaden expelled, so he stops being useful after that.

Jesse Anderson: Take Jaden but with a Southern accent and instead of elemental fags he uses rainbow crystals as more subtext of him wanting Jaden inside him. Like his lover, he too has an imaginary Fursona.

Dorms

Obelisk Blue/Blue Dorm: Highest-ranking dorm of the three, aka home to a lot of nerds. Dorm to where all the self-proclaimed dueling experts are sent. People think joining this dorm is to die for, but not if your headmaster is gay and all the boys and girls are split into two dorms, with neither side allowed to trespass into the other dorm or they'll get an anal-fucking by Dr. Crowler.

Ra Yellow/Yellow Dorm: Nothing special about this dorm, as it's home to only a few people. Headmaster of this dorm gets no respect, so no one gives a shit about him.

Slifer Red/Red Dorm: Lowest-ranking dorm of the three, because somehow learning how to play cards is serious and tough shit! A dorm that's home to more rats then people. Home to the protagonist as punishment for cumming in Dr. Crowler's ass in the first episode. They care more about parties, sex and drugs like normal people do then card games, so they're cooler then the other dorms.

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's

Well fuck you if you thought the series couldn't get any gayer. 5D's is the same crap as before, except instead of a backdrop featuring either Ancient Egypt or a Hogwarts style boarding school, they play the same bloody card game, on motorcycles. Synchro monsters are introduced which are like Ritual monsters, except you keep them in the fusion deck and use "tuner" monsters instead of ritual spells to summon them. Big deal.

If you watch this, expect the main characters to pull out the same combo every fucking episode, with the same "I expected that you'd expect I'd expect that you'd use this card" mentality.

This one is easily the most overrated of all of the series due to it's 'grittiness' and 'edginess' making it popular in America but not in Japan. In fact, they actually had to retcon their entire premise revolving around a cult due to one of their own voice actors being involved in a cult. Whoops! After that it went from Aztec cults to evil robots from the future. Still, Yusei's stoic nature of literally never talking or showing any facial expression still makes fans cum in their panties.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal and Zexal 2

They just went and took a bunch of concepts from other animus.

The same as the previous three. This installment introduces Xyz monsters which are more broken than Synchro monsters. Even animu fantards notice what a piece of shit it is. The cast includes some overly flamboyant boy Yuma, fat songoku, some generic loli, a blue haired whiney faggot and a homosexual elf looking spirit living inside Yuma's necklace who wants to collect 99 of the Xyz cards because he lost his memories, and other characters with probably worse design than Dr. Crawler from GX such as Trey, Quattro and Quinton (Literally named three, four and five in the sub.) They follow around their infant father who's just pissed off that his penis was reduced to the size of a 10 year olds and he has space cancer. Let's not forget the gay rock aliens creatively named after the Big Dipper who are the next big baddies. There's the emo faggot Reginald/Shark/Nash and his equally pathetic twin sister who were originally Yuma's friends but who cares about that. We've also got the mentally insane Vector who committed genocide onscreen for all the little Japanese kids to enjoy and for all the dubbers to censor for the sensitive American babies. For the pedophiles, there is a shitload of loli up-skirts in this show. This particular show did great in Japan but did poorly when dubbed by 4kids...Wonder why.

Plot

Season 1: Yuma gets bossed around by the naked amnesiac alien while beating up a bunch of people to get the cards he wants. Yuma is also mentally handicapped and downright stupid for not knowing how to play a card game his entire society revolves around. Yuma gets assaulted by a Seto Kaiba ripoff creatively named Kite in the dub. Astral considers death, Yuma cries about his absent parents, and neither of Yuma's so called "friends" do anything useful whatsoever. Shark also shows up time to time to be pointlessly angsty. Yuma and Astral get a magical girl transformation and morph themselves into one person like some shit you'd see on Steven Universe. Nothing gets solved, it only gets worse for all the characters.

Season 2: A rip-off of Battle City where Yuma fights a bunch of shitty one-off characters nobody will remember by the next episode. Everyone needs to find a bunch of stupid heart pieces so they can get into this big tournament that needs to happen in every single Yugioh series. Absolutely Pointless, just a bunch of people beating each other up over important cards while Kite's weaponized younger brother slowly starts to lose his sanity. The pink-haired faggot named Trey decides he's had enough of card games and murders Astral while dressed in a flamboyant gladiator suit, too bad that didn't last for long.

Season 3: The duel tournament/carnival happens. It's exactly how you'd expect one would be, except this one ends up mimicking the events of 9/11.

Zexal then becomes Zexal II. Why didn't they just have it be Zexal as a whole instead of splitting it into two parts? I don't fucking know.

Season 4: Astral is in trouble now, the aliens (called the Barians) are out to get them. Lucky for him they're just as incompetent as the rest of the villains in the series. Yuma get's a new gay retard stalker named Ray Shadows who wouldn't be out of place in a shitty Mary Sue fan fiction. Ray messes everything up all the time for the lolz and once again Astral considers death. Astral gets jealous, Yuma keeps secrets from Astral, Ray gives Yuma a special card, and all hell breaks lose when it turns out that Ray was actually Vector, the worst Barian of them all. Astral gets pissed off and rapes Yuma, but it's okay, all is forgiven.

Season 5: The main cast of characters discover that the Barians were actually humans once but all died gruesome deaths, including that of decapitation and two accounts of suicide. Vector awakens his god, Don Thousand, who is a satan rip-off and the two of them embark on their quest to literally murder everyone. One of Astral's special cards gets a mind of it's own and decides it wants to be god so it murders Astral and Yuma cries about it for 5 whole episodes until he finds out Astral is fine and just went back to his own planet. Yuma fights another biblical reference character named Eliphas to get him back.

Season 6: Yuma returns only to find out that the Shark is a Barian (big surprise) and then everyone on Earth dies. This show is quite literally about mass murder. Kite dies by suffocation on the literal moon. Yuma and Shark essentially kill god and find the magic card to revive everyone on Earth. Astral leaves and is condemned to live a life of nudity and slavery at his home planet.

Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V

The absolute worst of all the Yugioh series, and that's saying a lot. This show was so bad that nearly everyone in Japan hated it and many animators of Yugioh lost their jobs or were laid off because of this show, making the next installment, Vrains, cheap looking with shit animation and terrible off proportion character designs.

The story starts out with circus freak Yuya beating the champion using a new method he just invents and thus causes everyone to shit brix. This method is called Pendulum summoning and it enables you to spam the whole field with monsters. Yeah, they're shitting on the rules again. Yuya throws a tantrum like the little whiny faggot he is whenever anyone wants to actually learn his method because he wants to feel 'special' and cheating is fun. Elitist faggot Reiji Akaba (renamed Declan for the fantards to baw over) becomes aware of this and hires thugs to beat on Yuya so he can learn how to cheat this well, and he can teach it in his duel school which is in no way like GX.


A bunch of unremarkable events later the viewers learn that there are three more dimensions (despite the precious shows all taking place in the same universe), each for the three card types Reiji's school teaches and the fusion dimension is the bad. Due to the lack of actual plot, the show decides that all the previous shows exist in different universes and in some instances actually copies plots from the previous shows and insert Yuya and his gang as if they are some 12-year-old's self-insert ocs. There's also sock puppets of Yuya and the generic girl character Yuzu from each (Some say they're actually shitty / recolor Original Characters gone rogue). Reiji organizes a tournament to secretly have Yuya pwn all the Fusion invaders, then challenges him to a duel using Pendulum cards he himself created to give him one-sided gameplay. It is revealed that the final boss is Reiji's father, who wants to gather all four of Yuzu for some unknown reason. Then they warp to the Synchro dimension where literally the same thing happens that happened in 5D's, but this time, featuring a French Coward (redundancy aside), his Terminator BDSM enthusiast, a council of useless geriatrics, a city composed of the 1% and 99%, and an enlightenedd revolutionary, as well as Konami's attempts to shill cards to 5D's fanboys. It's followed by the XYZ/Zexal dimension which accurately depicts North Korea's populace, as Yuya forces everyone to smile, especially a whiny bitch and ex-vigilante. Finally comes the Fusion/GX dimension, re-using the same fucking cast of characters just like the previous worlds. It seems that their hopes were if fans saw characters they loved from the other series they'll surely love this series. Wrong! Arc-V was bland and had nothing to offer, and when it did, it was a confusing piece of trash. There's only so much of Yuya claiming he wants everyone to smile and then deciding he's a two-faced asshole who just wants to victimize himself one can take.

SPOILER ALERT: Yuya and his hair-dyed clones were once a single bastard who tried wiping out all bloodthirsty fucktards in existence For the Lulz. To do so, he heeded the Dragon voices in his head, fused with them and tried erasing all reality. A Moderator with nothing better to do than going an Hero used the godly power of ink on cardboard to split the villain away from his 4 dragon dildos and turn herself into a 4 Jailbait Lolis. Oh, and she's the daughter of the Nigger in charge of the Fusion Nazis, who desperately wants her back. (Who wrote this shit?). The people who idolize this show are left with a disappointing ending that basically tells them all their favorite characters are dead, but it's okay, because the whiny bitch Yuya is still alive and we're all forced to love him, he's never in the wrong even when he is, making him arguably the worst of all the protagonists so far.

Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS


VRAINS is about dealing with Autism. Despite the protagonist clearly dealing with PTSD and isn't autistic but whatever makes the retards happy.

HOLY BATMAN!!! THIS SHOW GOT EVEN MORE META THAN BEFORE!!! This is Masahiro Hosoda and the Yu-Gi-Oh!'s creators big attempt at writing cyberpunk. It’s a suspense thriller style story where Yusaku fights in order to learn the truth of events in the past. The story takes place 10 years into the future where apparently there will be flying cars, cool new inventive technology, and all this other jank ass shit that only a mother could love. The main premise and the big theme that the creator aims with this show is that kids should start to try things out instead of just giving up at the first try due to being overwhelmed by information. Either way the plot is about some kid who was kidnapped when he was little and traumatized from it, he not only hasn't lost a duel yet but he's also a super smart hacker. It seems that Yugioh is once again trying to appeal to Americans by making the show more edgy and the protagonist a quiet guy who wins at everything just like Yusei. This is basically Sword Art Online for Yugioh.

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  • Marik is also an avid rapist.
    Marik is also an avid rapist.
  • Manga edition.
    Manga edition.
  • The conclusion of every card game.
    The conclusion of every card game.
  • Manga edition.
    Manga edition.
  • The main relationship in the show.
    The main relationship in the show.
  • What the Kaiba brothers do in their spare time.
    What the Kaiba brothers do in their spare time.
  • She was asking for it.
    She was asking for it.
  • More than just a card game.
    More than just a card game.
  • Reason why boys woke up to watch this show.
    Reason why boys woke up to watch this show.
  • Reason why some boys turn off this show.
    Reason why some boys turn off this show.
  • Yugi finds out he is gay.
    Yugi finds out he is gay.
  • Lesbians in my Yu-Gi-Oh!?
    Lesbians in my Yu-Gi-Oh!?

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  • Niggers are very cunning Yu-Gi-Oh! players.
    Niggers are very cunning Yu-Gi-Oh! players.
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    Typical scene from a Yu-Gi-Oh! GX episode.
  • Yu-Gi-Oh! GX has the Nazi seal of approval.
    Yu-Gi-Oh! GX has the Nazi seal of approval.
  • An elite duelist.
    An elite duelist.

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    Eric Harris can be purchased for $42099.
  • Upcoming card in the new set
    Upcoming card in the new set
  • A very rare and powerful card.
    A very rare and powerful card.
  • The rarest and most powerful card.
    The rarest and most powerful card.
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