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[[File:EGNIRCSIROFLAER.jpg|thumb|190px|[[facepalm|What they actually believe]].]]
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Born of living too long in a place where everyone looks like you and believes in the same [[God|Ian McKellen]] in the sky, a ‘’’Christian Identity’’’ is a rampant disorder characterized by a strong belief in holding privilege and the majority. This is usually cemented by not traveling anywhere and using your trust fund for rich people drugs. Unfortunately, in a democracy, majority translates to getting whatever you want. If you can’t, fret not. [[United States|You can always just buy it!]]  
'''Christian''' is the one name that every Christian denomination professes to be. There are people who believe that some races are more Christian than others, however! These people believe in a racially-based Christian identity where [[white devils|Anglo Saxons]] are literally God's children. This belief is held by, but of course is not limited to, [[Hitler did nothing wrong|neo-nazi]]s, modern day [[skinhead]]s, racial purists, [[Australia]]ns and the [[British]].
If any liberals or [[niggers|people of color]] (you know, people you don't identify with) disagree with you: they can’t afford to live in your neighborhood and therefore don’t matter. Man, you sure are Christian and awesome. [[Snoop Dogg|And really, really high.]]


==Jesus Loves You==
<center>{{morphquote|1=osmith|2=background-color: white;|3=font-weight: bold;
First of all, you're white.
|4=I'm not racist, i'm just a conservative christian. I believe in many principles of Anglo-Israelism. |5=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1560523#post1560523 Oliver Smith, February 8, 2007]
|6=I tried to write little as i am trying not to offend anyone. Iv'e already stated for i'm an anglo-israelite. If you would of preferred biblical references then why to have white pride that's fine: Jonah 3:8 - proves that white were created in gods image. |7=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1560902#post1560902 Oliver Smith, February 8, 2007]
|8=I havent contradicted myself, because as i quoted from the bible, god is referring to the non-white races as the 'beasts of the field.' They have not evolved, while the white has since say 7000 BC - i am not talking biology, i am talking about the improvement of the white of a period of time, like you said adaptation. I hope i am making myself clear now. |9=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1561001#post1561001 Oliver Smith, February 8, 2007]
|10=Eureopean people have a right to know their direct blood-bonding with the lord. |11=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1561042#post1561042 Oliver Smith,February 8, 2007]
|12=Saxon means 'isaacs sons' saxons = english stock. English are gods people. |13=[http://www.tombraiderforums.com/showthread.php?p=1561056#post1561056 Oliver Smith, February 8, 2007]
}}</center>


{{Quote|1=Thank god for that shit.|2=Louis CK}}
==History==
Created in the [[Britian|land of wankers]] and the birthplace of colonial imperialism, its origins evolved from crazies and converted Jew s(AKA "British Israelis") of the 1920s and 1930s. Their primary dogma is that the British people are actually the one and only "true" Jews and that all other Jews are [[Slim Shady|just imitations]]. Oh, and because of the Jesus thing happening and Jesus being white because of course he was, they get to call themselves Christians now. Or maybe it's because nobody likes the [[Jews]], even other Jews, but who are we to judge?


Statistically speaking, you'll live longer than anyone else. After all, it's statistically proven we would not have statistics without Jesus. You get to live long because god loves you. You have also been delivered from the shitty drugs downtown consisting of 30% Drain-O, 20% Heroin, 40% lint from some guy's couch, and 10% [[judaism]]. The inner-city churches never molested you and even if you fuck up everything, as long as you're in someone's will you won't have to work a day in your life. We can't even effectively insult you, you miserable piece of shit.
How did Jews get all the way up in England? Well, when the Jews ran from the [[Egyptians]] they kept running and running. They went North instead of walking in circles in the desert following their <s>severely dehydrated madman</s> prophet. The Jews also stopped along their journey to build boats so they could sail all the way to England because swimming the English Channel when you have old people and children with you is a stupid idea. From there these True Jews had kids that spread southward, breeding with [[Sand Nigger]]s along the way to produce the common "false" Jews we all know today.  


==Quotes==
They also believe [[Jesus]] was super white because he was pure and fully of God. He was basically [[lynch]]ed by [[niggers]] who pointed and laughed at him. Because niggers lynched Jesus, white people are right to lynch niggers. It's only fair to "do unto others as others should do unto you", so says Jesus! This eventually branched off into believing that whites of the European continent are of God's flatulence and that anything darker is of Satan's asshole. The only salvation for non-white people is [[eugenics|not breeding and living a life of suffering to repent for killing Jesus]].
{{Quote|1=#AllLivesMatter}}


{{Quote|1=I am part cherokee|-Some dumb bitch}}
Naturally everyone else doesn't like being called the spawn of [[Satan]] and [[Black Lives Matter|treated like garbage]] for not being white. This only helps spark further racial tensions and violence. When the crazies forcibly ensure that self-made a prophecy of the Apocalypse, the end will be followed by white supremacy gangs and neo-nazis forever.


{{Quote|But they say nigger in Straight Outta Compton. Wait, that was a real song, too?}}
Now you get why 144,000 Christian do be essentially every Christian denomination's envy?


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Latest revision as of 03:40, 7 November 2024

What they actually believe.

Christian is the one name that every Christian denomination professes to be. There are people who believe that some races are more Christian than others, however! These people believe in a racially-based Christian identity where Anglo Saxons are literally God's children. This belief is held by, but of course is not limited to, neo-nazis, modern day skinheads, racial purists, Australians and the British.

   
 
I'm not racist, i'm just a conservative christian. I believe in many principles of Anglo-Israelism.
 

 
 

Oliver Smith, February 8, 2007

   
 
I tried to write little as i am trying not to offend anyone. Iv'e already stated for i'm an anglo-israelite. If you would of preferred biblical references then why to have white pride that's fine: Jonah 3:8 - proves that white were created in gods image.
 

 
 

Oliver Smith, February 8, 2007

   
 
I havent contradicted myself, because as i quoted from the bible, god is referring to the non-white races as the 'beasts of the field.' They have not evolved, while the white has since say 7000 BC - i am not talking biology, i am talking about the improvement of the white of a period of time, like you said adaptation. I hope i am making myself clear now.
 

 
 

Oliver Smith, February 8, 2007

   
 
Eureopean people have a right to know their direct blood-bonding with the lord.
 

 
 

Oliver Smith,February 8, 2007

   
 
Saxon means 'isaacs sons' saxons = english stock. English are gods people.
 

 
 

Oliver Smith, February 8, 2007

History

Created in the land of wankers and the birthplace of colonial imperialism, its origins evolved from crazies and converted Jew s(AKA "British Israelis") of the 1920s and 1930s. Their primary dogma is that the British people are actually the one and only "true" Jews and that all other Jews are just imitations. Oh, and because of the Jesus thing happening and Jesus being white because of course he was, they get to call themselves Christians now. Or maybe it's because nobody likes the Jews, even other Jews, but who are we to judge?

How did Jews get all the way up in England? Well, when the Jews ran from the Egyptians they kept running and running. They went North instead of walking in circles in the desert following their severely dehydrated madman prophet. The Jews also stopped along their journey to build boats so they could sail all the way to England because swimming the English Channel when you have old people and children with you is a stupid idea. From there these True Jews had kids that spread southward, breeding with Sand Niggers along the way to produce the common "false" Jews we all know today.

They also believe Jesus was super white because he was pure and fully of God. He was basically lynched by niggers who pointed and laughed at him. Because niggers lynched Jesus, white people are right to lynch niggers. It's only fair to "do unto others as others should do unto you", so says Jesus! This eventually branched off into believing that whites of the European continent are of God's flatulence and that anything darker is of Satan's asshole. The only salvation for non-white people is not breeding and living a life of suffering to repent for killing Jesus.

Naturally everyone else doesn't like being called the spawn of Satan and treated like garbage for not being white. This only helps spark further racial tensions and violence. When the crazies forcibly ensure that self-made a prophecy of the Apocalypse, the end will be followed by white supremacy gangs and neo-nazis forever.

Now you get why 144,000 Christian do be essentially every Christian denomination's envy?

External links

  • Their forum[1]
  • Their ministry[2]

See also

Christian Identity
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Christianity
Blessed by God [-+]
Beliefs, Events, Traditions and Other Drama [-+]
Pissing Off the Almighty [-+]
Heathens [-+]
Christian Identity
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