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On the English-language Wikipedia, an '''administrator''' typically is a [[circumcised|man without foreskin]] who has the ability to block and unblock editors, to delete and undelete pages, to hide page revisions from public view, and to restrict the editability of specific pages.
On the English-language Wikipedia, an '''administrator''' typically is a [[circumcised|man without foreskin]] who has the ability to block and unblock editors, to delete and undelete pages, to hide page revisions from public view, and to restrict the editability of specific pages.


Roll up, roll up - come see the biggest cabal of freaks on all the planet, from bearded ladies to half men half gorillas. No, this isn’t [[Jimbo Wales|P.T. Barnum]]’s greatest show on earth; this is the [[Wikipedia]] admin roll call.
Roll up, roll up - come see the '''basement cabal''', the biggest cabal of [[basement dwellers]] on all the planet, from bearded ladies to half men half gorillas. No, this isn’t [[Jimbo Wales|P.T. Barnum]]’s greatest show on earth; this is the [[Wikipedia]] admin roll call.


Other than being a cancer to the [[Wikimedia Foundation]], their sole purpose is to keep [[Jimbo Wales|Sir Jimbo]]'s [[penis]] smooth, shiny and erect. If you see them in the street then spit at them, spit at them for [[Why do you hate America?|hating freedom.]]
Other than being a cancer to the [[Wikimedia Foundation]], their sole purpose is to keep [[Jimbo Wales|Sir Jimbo]]'s [[penis]] smooth, shiny and erect. If you see them in the street then spit at them, spit at them for [[Why do you hate America?|hating freedom.]]
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Image:Adam_Bishop.jpg|{{wpul|Adam Bishop}}: "I don't think I can co-exist on a Wikipedia that has articles about individual Heidi Montag songs."
Image:Adam_Bishop.jpg|{{wpul|Adam Bishop}}: "I don't think I can co-exist on a Wikipedia that has articles about individual Heidi Montag songs."
Image:Admrboltz.jpg|{{wpul|Admrboltz}} aka Russ Boltz, hopeless Star Trek nerd [http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/User:AmdrBoltz]
Image:Admrboltz.jpg|{{wpul|Admrboltz}} aka Russ Boltz, hopeless Star Trek nerd [http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/User:AmdrBoltz]
Image:wikipediaadminAGK.jpg|{{wpul|AGK}}, aka Anthony G. Kelly, arbitrator and general ass-cancer, checkuser
Image:wikipediaadminAGK.jpg|{{wpul|AGK}}, aka Anthony G. Kelly (not to be confused with [[Angry German Kid]]), arbitrator and general ass-cancer, checkuser
Image:AllieBird.jpg|[[Alison]] aka Alison Cassidy
Image:AllieBird.jpg|[[Alison]] aka Alison Cassidy
Image:Angr.jpg|{{wpul|Angr}}, aka Antony Green
Image:Angr.jpg|{{wpul|Angr}}, aka Antony Green
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Image:Brian0918.jpg|{{wpul|Brian0918}} (nearly inactive since 2012)
Image:Brian0918.jpg|{{wpul|Brian0918}} (nearly inactive since 2012)
File:Brion Vibber.jpg|{{wpul|Brion VIBBER}}, hot and sexy MediaWiki developer
File:Brion Vibber.jpg|{{wpul|Brion VIBBER}}, hot and sexy MediaWiki developer
File:Callaneccwikipediaadmin.jpg|{{wpul|Callanecc}} Arbcom clerk, or is he an arb now?
File:Brooke Vibber.jpg|"Brooke" Vibber. Yeah, he trooned out.
File:Callaneccwikipediaadmin.jpg|{{wpul|Callanecc}} Arbcom clerk, or is he an arb now?
File:Wikipediaadministratorcarcharoth.jpg|{{wpul|Carcharoth}} (former arbitrator)
File:Wikipediaadministratorcarcharoth.jpg|{{wpul|Carcharoth}} (former arbitrator)
Image:CatherineMunro.jpg|{{wpul|CatherineMunro}}
Image:CatherineMunro.jpg|{{wpul|CatherineMunro}}

Latest revision as of 12:23, 27 September 2024

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On the English-language Wikipedia, an administrator typically is a man without foreskin who has the ability to block and unblock editors, to delete and undelete pages, to hide page revisions from public view, and to restrict the editability of specific pages.

Roll up, roll up - come see the basement cabal, the biggest cabal of basement dwellers on all the planet, from bearded ladies to half men half gorillas. No, this isn’t P.T. Barnum’s greatest show on earth; this is the Wikipedia admin roll call.

Other than being a cancer to the Wikimedia Foundation, their sole purpose is to keep Sir Jimbo's penis smooth, shiny and erect. If you see them in the street then spit at them, spit at them for hating freedom.

This list includes current and disgraced abusive Wikipedia admins. Disgraced admins have been moved to the bottom gallery.

Current TOW Admins


Defuncted TOW Admins

If you would like to find out more information about any of the above Wikipedia Admins please visit this website.

The Wikipedia Cabal should not be confused with the Usenet cabal. At least the Usenet cabal is competent.

See also

References

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