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[[Image:Alex4488poster.jpg|center|500px]] | [[Image:Alex4488poster.jpg|center|500px]] | ||
[[Image:Alex4488lol.jpg|thumb|left|Alexander, smiling in glee at his efforts to fix and humor the internet.]] | [[Image:Alex4488lol.jpg|thumb|left|Alexander, smiling in glee at his efforts to fix and humor the internet.]] | ||
[[Image:Alexander4488.jpg|thumb|right]]A very hilarious picture that he would not want to delete[http://encyclopediadramatica. | [[Image:Alexander4488.jpg|thumb|right]]A very hilarious picture that he would not want to delete[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Image:Alexander4488.jpg&action=history delete this picture]. [[User:Alexander448|separate]] [[User:Mysterydude|accounts]]. He loves this picture a lot! | ||
'''Alexander4488''' ([[Power word|Full name]]: Alexander [[Muslim|Jared]] [[Nazi|Hans]] [[Paki|Badr]]) is a hilarious and smart [[Canadia|Canadian]] [[God|filmmaker]] who creates wonderful video game reviews with the original schtick in them on [[YouTube]]. He also visits the Vancouver Film School, hoping to "become an even better director and filmmaker" and he is the greatest thing on YouTube next to the Angry Video Game Nerd, despite the fact that many of his reviews are funnier than the nerd's. | '''Alexander4488''' ([[Power word|Full name]]: Alexander [[Muslim|Jared]] [[Nazi|Hans]] [[Paki|Badr]]) is a hilarious and smart [[Canadia|Canadian]] [[God|filmmaker]] who creates wonderful video game reviews with the original schtick in them on [[YouTube]]. He also visits the Vancouver Film School, hoping to "become an even better director and filmmaker" and he is the greatest thing on YouTube next to the Angry Video Game Nerd, despite the fact that many of his reviews are funnier than the nerd's. | ||
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== Fanbase == | == Fanbase == | ||
{{quote|fuck you jaquan1254, alexnader4488 is awesome|{{ | {{quote|fuck you jaquan1254, alexnader4488 is awesome|{{yt|cu|Kylebuschfan187|Kylebuschfan187}}|who isn't able to type Alexander's name correctly}} | ||
{{quote|I saw the Barbie commentary those two people in the commentary were making fun of you. [[Unrealistic expectations|Block them from going on YouTube.]]|{{ | {{quote|I saw the Barbie commentary those two people in the commentary were making fun of you. [[Unrealistic expectations|Block them from going on YouTube.]]|{{yt|cu|PaperShadow2001|PaperShadow2001}}|new to the Internets}} | ||
His fanbase are the same scum that like the [[shit|wackiness]] of [[CAD|Ctrl+Alt+Delete]] or Irate Gamer's [[offended|unneeded swearing]]: [[13-year-old boys]], [[furries]], [[retard|retards]] and [[Ulrichthehedgehog|retarded 13-year-old furries]]. Like every [[fanboy]], they come to defend the person that - in their eyes - is the [[Lie|greatest and funniest video game reviewer of all time]], not realizing how much their [[God|idol]] sucks. | His fanbase are the same scum that like the [[shit|wackiness]] of [[CAD|Ctrl+Alt+Delete]] or Irate Gamer's [[offended|unneeded swearing]]: [[13-year-old boys]], [[furries]], [[retard|retards]] and [[Ulrichthehedgehog|retarded 13-year-old furries]]. Like every [[fanboy]], they come to defend the person that - in their eyes - is the [[Lie|greatest and funniest video game reviewer of all time]], not realizing how much their [[God|idol]] sucks. | ||
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Because Alexander is typing his name into a search engine in a hourly basis he had to find [[Video_Game_Reviewer#Alexander4488|the blurb about him]] in the [[Video Game Reviewers|"Video Game Reviewers"]] article. In a case of extreme [[butthurt]] and [[batshit insane|insanity]] Alexander registered and [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=Video_Game_Reviewers&diff=1998102573&oldid=1998101164 tried to delete his picture on said article] - [http://encyclopediadramatica. | Because Alexander is typing his name into a search engine in a hourly basis he had to find [[Video_Game_Reviewer#Alexander4488|the blurb about him]] in the [[Video Game Reviewers|"Video Game Reviewers"]] article. In a case of extreme [[butthurt]] and [[batshit insane|insanity]] Alexander registered and [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=Video_Game_Reviewers&diff=1998102573&oldid=1998101164 tried to delete his picture on said article] - [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Image:Alexander4488.jpg&action=history with two accounts]. The ED sysops didn't [[ED:VIP|tolerate these dumb actions]] and [[B&|banhammered]] his ass(es).<br> | ||
But that's not enough! Alexander registered [[User:Mysterydude|a third account]], this time with the purpose of [[Alexander4488/Director_Commentary|"commentating" on this ED article]] and [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=Alexander4488&oldid=1998136769 vandalizing it]. This, of course, got his ass [[B&|"suspended"]] again - but us here at ED predict that [[butthurt|he will return]], not knowing how much [[lulz]] he will produce. | But that's not enough! Alexander registered [[User:Mysterydude|a third account]], this time with the purpose of [[Alexander4488/Director_Commentary|"commentating" on this ED article]] and [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=Alexander4488&oldid=1998136769 vandalizing it]. This, of course, got his ass [[B&|"suspended"]] again - but us here at ED predict that [[butthurt|he will return]], not knowing how much [[lulz]] he will produce. | ||
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'''AND HE STRIKES AGAIN!''' | '''AND HE STRIKES AGAIN!''' | ||
[http://encyclopediadramatica. | [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/index.php?title=Alexander4488&curid=302806&diff=1998190610&oldid=1998190608 He just never learns.] | ||
== Alexander4488 vs. HeavybassX == | == Alexander4488 vs. HeavybassX == | ||
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As with all attention whores, sooner or later they always gain their own Moriarty, their own Liquid Snake, their own Nemesis. [[Spax3]] has Boomstick545, [[Chris-chan]] has Clyde Cash and thus Alexander4488 has [http://www.youtube.com/user/heavybassX HeavybassX] (AKA Tarosan). | As with all attention whores, sooner or later they always gain their own Moriarty, their own Liquid Snake, their own Nemesis. [[Spax3]] has Boomstick545, [[Chris-chan]] has Clyde Cash and thus Alexander4488 has [http://www.youtube.com/user/heavybassX HeavybassX] (AKA Tarosan). | ||
Despite giving the appearance of an overtly pissed-off four-eyed, overweight [[Wales|Welshman]]. HeavybassX has risen above the level of trolls to call out Alex on his faggotry and has [[Goronchev|intellectually checkmated]] the | Despite giving the appearance of an overtly pissed-off four-eyed, overweight [[Wales|Welshman]]. HeavybassX has risen above the level of trolls to call out Alex on his faggotry and has [[Goronchev|intellectually checkmated]] the vain douchebag on several occasions. | ||
Unfortunately, Alex never gets the picture that maybe shutting the fuck up for five seconds will stop HeavybassX. But as he's an arrogant, idiotic [[retard|Canadian]] it means this will be a never ending [[forever|oroborus]] of [[LULZ]] for all of us!!! | Unfortunately, Alex never gets the picture that maybe shutting the fuck up for five seconds will stop HeavybassX. But as he's an arrogant, idiotic [[retard|Canadian]] it means this will be a never ending [[forever|oroborus]] of [[LULZ]] for all of us!!! | ||
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== External Links/Examples of Alexander's Douchebaggery == | == External Links/Examples of Alexander's Douchebaggery == | ||
[[Image:Alex4488poster2.jpg|right|thumb|300px]] | [[Image:Alex4488poster2.jpg|right|thumb|300px]] | ||
* {{ | * {{yt|cu|alexander4488|Alexander4488 on YouTube}} | ||
* '''[http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexander-Badr/650201416 Alexander4488 on Facebook]''' | * '''[http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexander-Badr/650201416 Alexander4488 on Facebook]''' | ||
* '''Skype:''' gamedude4488 | * '''Skype:''' gamedude4488 |
Latest revision as of 17:59, 25 August 2024
Game Dude is a brand new satirical video game reviewer that is inspired by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
He has been reviewing games for over 1 year now and mainly focuses on shitty games, although he has also reviewed good games such as Super Smash Bros. Brawl, the Mario Kart series, Star Fox, and Star Fox 64.
His videos are tributes to the Angry Video Game Nerd and unlike the Irate Hack, credits the Angry Video Game Nerd in all his videos.
(UNDER CONSTRUCTION)
For moar information on other great video game reviewers, see The Angry Video Game Nerd. |
Alexander4488 is an Epic Lolcow One page alone is not enough... ...now it comes with commentary from Alexander4488 himself!!! He's smart and treats a wiki as a forum. |
A very hilarious picture that he would not want to deletedelete this picture. separate accounts. He loves this picture a lot!
Alexander4488 (Full name: Alexander Jared Hans Badr) is a hilarious and smart Canadian filmmaker who creates wonderful video game reviews with the original schtick in them on YouTube. He also visits the Vancouver Film School, hoping to "become an even better director and filmmaker" and he is the greatest thing on YouTube next to the Angry Video Game Nerd, despite the fact that many of his reviews are funnier than the nerd's.
But dare you ever insult or criticize him! Alexander4488 Googles other peoples names on a hourly basis to find out if anyone has ever written anything bad about him or his videos, so he can call their parents and get them grounded. If that is the case, he will mercilessly track you down and defend his good name while he deletes comments on his own videos that troll him. Fortunately, he responds to everything, showing that he really cares about his viewers.
Video Game Journalism
—Summary of every video by Alexander4488 |
—Alexander, showing how much he cares about his fans |
—Alexander, being a smart guy! |
—Alexander, exposing him as a pimp! |
Just like every video game reviewer on YouTube, he was influenced by the Angry Video Game Nerd's videos, except Game Dude's videos are actually good. He says that [he has sent hand-written letters to James Rolfe, and James replied saying how funny he was. He also created a hilarious video game reviewing series on YouTube by the name of the Annoyed Gaming Geek. However, Alexander realized that the name was too similar to the AVGN's and changed it -- his smartest decision so far -- to the Game Dude.
The name changed, the fad remained: in his rewiers -- which are actually more like hilarious rants -- the Game Dude sits there and harshly reviews the games that deserves it, and is funny as well! At the end, he invents new swear words and combines them to the point where they are added to the English dictionary. There's even more: The Game Dude also rants about new games from old Nintendo or Sega franchises -- up to the point where he trashes them because they now suck and are terrible.
To cut a long story short: Alexander4488's reviews are the best video game review series in the entire mother fucking universe!
Theme Song
When Alex isn't re-uploading the same videos over and over with minute edits because they got 3 1/2 stars (even though he's not realized it's trolls downvoting them just to fuck with him) he's also re-editing his theme song over and over.
But unfortunately for us there are enough people who are brave enough to remix said theme song and make it terrible.
Fanbase
— Kylebuschfan187, who isn't able to type Alexander's name correctly |
— PaperShadow2001, new to the Internets |
His fanbase are the same scum that like the wackiness of Ctrl+Alt+Delete or Irate Gamer's unneeded swearing: 13-year-old boys, furries, retards and retarded 13-year-old furries. Like every fanboy, they come to defend the person that - in their eyes - is the greatest and funniest video game reviewer of all time, not realizing how much their idol sucks.
The reason why most of Alexander's fans are under the age of 16 is that sooner or later they'll have to realize that Alexander's style of reviewing is just a carbon copy of the AVGN's style. Thus, they decide to leave the "fann comunity" and prefer to flame Irate Gamer's videos as AVGN Nazis.
"Promotion"
Alexander4488 gained notoriety by his, let's say, "unconventional" way of promotion: spamming every gaming website and YouTube video ever. These hilariously blunt attempts to boost his popularity (and butthurt responses) can be seen here.
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Looks like Alexander has repressed sexual urges
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Alexander is a manchild that tries to act tough
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Spam
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More spam. These spam comments were found on one (!) Irate Gamer video
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And even more spam. Only a YouTube whore brags about his subscribers
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Alexander admits he's a spammer (and a smug douchebag)
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Alexander spams and admits he's into bestiality as he fantasizes about cow nipples
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You DO spam, you fucking idiot
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Alexander admits he's into infantilism
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Alexander4488 is a fucking whore
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Alexander fails at English...
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...and is a nit-picky asshole
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A nit-picky asshole who likes Seinfeld
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"Grammatica"? "Basica"? Alexander seems to live in his own dream world
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BREAKING NEWS: Alexander4488 likes to fuck sheep
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Alexander4488 loves zoology. No wonder since he likes to fuck sheep
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Wait a minute... "black person" = "black person"?
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There's only one conclusion...
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Alexander1488 is a racist!
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And homophobic, too!
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Did I also mention that he likes to fuck sheep?
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And did I also mention that he's homophobic?
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The TV Tropes page, minutes later.
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More TV Tropes
Alexander4488 vs. ED
—Alexander, failing to see how exposing him as a sheep fucker can be classified as advertisement |
Because Alexander is typing his name into a search engine in a hourly basis he had to find the blurb about him in the "Video Game Reviewers" article. In a case of extreme butthurt and insanity Alexander registered and tried to delete his picture on said article - with two accounts. The ED sysops didn't tolerate these dumb actions and banhammered his ass(es).
But that's not enough! Alexander registered a third account, this time with the purpose of "commentating" on this ED article and vandalizing it. This, of course, got his ass "suspended" again - but us here at ED predict that he will return, not knowing how much lulz he will produce.
AND HE STRIKES AGAIN!
This time he tried to delete his dox. But unfortunately for him he's a dumb ass faggot and doesn't know that articles can be recovered really fast.
AND HE STRIKES AGAIN!
Alexander4488 vs. HeavybassX
As with all attention whores, sooner or later they always gain their own Moriarty, their own Liquid Snake, their own Nemesis. Spax3 has Boomstick545, Chris-chan has Clyde Cash and thus Alexander4488 has HeavybassX (AKA Tarosan).
Despite giving the appearance of an overtly pissed-off four-eyed, overweight Welshman. HeavybassX has risen above the level of trolls to call out Alex on his faggotry and has intellectually checkmated the vain douchebag on several occasions.
Unfortunately, Alex never gets the picture that maybe shutting the fuck up for five seconds will stop HeavybassX. But as he's an arrogant, idiotic Canadian it means this will be a never ending oroborus of LULZ for all of us!!!
Alexander4488: Uninspired AVGN rip-off worse than Irate Gamer
Previous Video | Next Video
Contact Information
"Fan" Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
External Links/Examples of Alexander's Douchebaggery
- Alexander4488 on YouTube
- Alexander4488 on Facebook
- Skype: gamedude4488
- Trolls riff on Alexander4488's videos, Alexander4488 comments with millions of alternate accounts
- "Official" Game Dude topic - he created four of them there
- Alexander is butthurt about the above video and writes TL;DR comments
- EDiot writes about his dumb actions, gets responses from Alexander after a few posts
- Random post on a M.U.G.E.N. forum criticizing Alexander, few posts later he appears
- Later he re-registers under another name and tries to boost his popularity
- Alexander visits TGWTG, but - oh snap! - he isn't accepted
- Second try
- This guy uses Craigslist to search his own theme song singer. What a faggot.
SockPuppet Accounts
- Alexander's first ED account, which he vandalized the "Video Game Reviewers" article with.
- Another ED account
See Also
- Angry Video Game Nerd
- Irate Gamer
- Video Game Reviewers
- Armake21
- Spax3
- AkewsticRockR
- LeisureSuitGaming
Alexander4488/Approved ED Page is part of a series on YouTube. |
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