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'''''The Slow Mo Guys''''' are two of the [[faggots|members]] at RoosterTeeth.  They are [[unoriginal]] [[britfags]] that can't get enough of all of the [[money]] they are investing on [[YouTube]], so they decided to make another effortless channel.  They both are completely [[unfunny]], and they try way to hard to be entertaining with their extremely terrible stunts.  Ranging from jumping into the stream of Diet Coke and Mentos, to getting shot in the face by a Nerf gun.
'''''The Slow Mo Guys''''' are two of the [[Dongs|members]] at RoosterTeeth.  They are [[unoriginal]] [[britfags]] that can't get enough of all of the [[money]] they are harvesting on [[YouTube]], so they decided to make another effortless channel.  They both are completely [[unfunny]], and they try way too hard to be entertaining with their extremely terrible stunts, ranging from jumping into a stream of Diet Coke and Mentos, to [[Bukkake|getting shot in the face]] by a Nerf gun.


== The Show ==
== The Show ==
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The show is about a gay couple filming stuff being smashed/destroyed/exploded in slow motion.  Then they film the aftermath when everybody knows full well that it is completely unnecessary.  [[No|Doesn't this channel sound like a great way to spend your spare time?]]
The show is about a gay couple filming stuff being smashed/destroyed/exploded in slow motion.  Then they film the aftermath when everybody knows full well that it is completely unnecessary.  [[No|Doesn't this channel sound like a great way to spend your spare time?]]


Many fanboys like to consider these two jack-offs [[badass]]es.  Just because they copied [[The Matrix]]'s "dodging the bullet" scene.  And how they blow up [[Lego]] buildings and a globe.  But in reality, they are nothing than two untalented pricks.
Many fanboys like to consider these two jack-offs [[badass]]es, just because they copied [[The Matrix]]'s "dodging the bullet" scene.  And how they blow up [[Lego]] buildings and a globe.  But in reality, they are nothing than two untalented cunts.


The show is also infamous due to the fact that they troll [[Microsoft]] and [[Apple]] fanboys by sledgehammering a [[PC]] and a [[Mac]].  You can see both of these videos below.
The show is also [[Edgy|infamous]] due to the fact that they troll [[Microsoft]] and [[Apple]] fanboys by sledgehammering a [[PC]] and a [[Mac]].  You can see both of these videos below.


== YouTube ==
== YouTube ==
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;These videos contain a massive amount of butthurt reactions.  If you can't handle the slightest bit of destruction to your precious Mac or PC, stay away.
These videos contain a massive amount of butthurt reactions.  If you can't handle the slightest bit of destruction to your precious Mac or PC, stay away.


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== ''Everything'' About The Fags ==
== ''Everything'' About The Fags ==


* [[Gay|Gavin Free]]: Shaggy from Scooby Doo.  Also the same faggot from Rooster Teeth that nobody cares about. He is always shown to take it up the ass from Dan and all the other [[Faggots|members]] of [[Orgy|Achievement Hunter]].
* [[Gay|Gavin Free]]: Shaggy from Scooby Doo.  Also the same faggot from Rooster Teeth that nobody cares about. He is always shown to take it [[In the ass|up the ass]] from Dan and all the other [[Faggots|members]] of [[Orgy|Achievement Hunter]].
* [[Homosexual|Dan Gruchy]]:  Gavin's bitch.
* [[Homosexual|Dan Gruchy]]:  Gavin's bitch.


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==The Fanboys==
==The Fanboys==


And the fanboys are newfags to YouTube that have never seen slow motion videos before these terrible excuses of  celebrities.
And the fanboys are [[newfag]]s to YouTube that have never seen slow motion videos before these terrible excuses for celebrities.
Here is a list of the fanboys:
Here is a list of the fanboys:
*Prepubescent pre-teens
*[[Redundant|Prepubescent pre-teens]]
*[[13-year old boys]]
*[[13-year old boys]]
*[[Autistic]] adults
*[[Autistic]] adults
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==External Links==
==External Links==


*{{ytuser|TheSlowMoGuys}} Their YouTube channel
*{{yt|u|TheSlowMoGuys}} Their YouTube channel
*{{Twitter|gavinfree}} Gavin's Twitter account
*{{Twitter|gavinfree}} Gavin's Twitter account
{{YT}}
{{YT}}
{{britfags}}
{{britfags}}

Latest revision as of 21:42, 22 August 2024

 Did You Know: Gavin Free was the slow motion cinematographer for shitty movies like Sherlock Holmes: The Game of Shadows and Snow White and The Huntsman?
Oh wait, nobody gives a flying fuck.


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The Slow Mo Guys are two of the members at RoosterTeeth. They are unoriginal britfags that can't get enough of all of the money they are harvesting on YouTube, so they decided to make another effortless channel. They both are completely unfunny, and they try way too hard to be entertaining with their extremely terrible stunts, ranging from jumping into a stream of Diet Coke and Mentos, to getting shot in the face by a Nerf gun.

The Show

Extreme intelligence is a requirement.

The show is about a gay couple filming stuff being smashed/destroyed/exploded in slow motion. Then they film the aftermath when everybody knows full well that it is completely unnecessary. Doesn't this channel sound like a great way to spend your spare time?

Many fanboys like to consider these two jack-offs badasses, just because they copied The Matrix's "dodging the bullet" scene. And how they blow up Lego buildings and a globe. But in reality, they are nothing than two untalented cunts.

The show is also infamous due to the fact that they troll Microsoft and Apple fanboys by sledgehammering a PC and a Mac. You can see both of these videos below.

YouTube

Previous Video | Next Video

These videos contain a massive amount of butthurt reactions. If you can't handle the slightest bit of destruction to your precious Mac or PC, stay away.

Everything About The Fags

Typical Quotes

   
“ 		 
What we are going to do are a few tests of human reflex. Just to show how slow we really are, and how rubbish we are.
  		„
  		 

— Gavin, being self-aware.

   
“ 		 
Bloody hell!
  		„
  		 

—Gavin's reaction to anything

   
“ 		 
How did my life find me in this situation?
  		„
  		 

—Dan, when he has a condom on his head.

Previous Quote | Next Quote

The Fanboys

And the fanboys are newfags to YouTube that have never seen slow motion videos before these terrible excuses for celebrities. Here is a list of the fanboys:

Gallery

See Also

External Links

The Slow Mo Guys is part of a series on YouTube.

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