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[[Image:ejs.jpg|thumb|left|IRL Attorney at Lol Edgar J. Steele. His wife is "of 19 years" age.]]
[[Image:ejs.jpg|thumb|left|IRL Attorney at Lol Edgar J. Steele. His wife is "of 19 years" age.]]
[[File:Suebaskocard.png|thumb|left|Typical business card of an attorney at lol.]]
We take frivolous legal threats very seriously.
We take frivolous legal threats very seriously.


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*[[hardvice]]
*[[hardvice]]
*[[Ray Gordon]] - Has tried to sue Google, Microsoft and Yahoo, among others, with absolute failure.
*[[Ray Gordon]] - Has tried to sue Google, Microsoft and Yahoo, among others, with absolute failure.
*[[Nrvnqsr Chaos]] — graduated from the most honourable Four Leaves University with a license from the legal /b/ar.
*[[jesuitx]] — jesuitx was awarded his certification by Stanford Lol in July 2006
*[[jesuitx]] — jesuitx was awarded his certification by Stanford Lol in July 2006
*[[Fred Bauder]] — disbarred [[IRL]], now the chief justice of the [[Wikipedia]] Supreme Court
*[[Fred Bauder]] — disbarred [[IRL]], now the chief justice of the [[Wikipedia]] Supreme Court
*[[Kelly Martin]] — law school drop out... of course that makes it (is it a he or a she... who knows) well qualified.
*[[Kelly Martin]] — law school drop out... of course that makes it (is it a he or a she... who knows) well qualified.
*[[Senshimedia|Ryan Gentle]] — What's better than a known scammer? A known scammer who isn't afraid to take all you bitches to Internet Court, that's what!
*[[FreeSaiyan|Ryan Gentle]] — What's better than a known scammer? A known scammer who isn't afraid to take all you bitches to Internet Court, that's what!
*[[Jack Thompson]] — Loves Tetris
*[[Jack Thompson]] — Loves Tetris
*[[Phoenix Wright]] — The original attorney at lol.
*[[Phoenix Wright]] — The original attorney at lol.
*[[Charles Carreon]] — Currently suing every last person on the Internet.
*[[Charles Carreon]] — Currently suing every last person on the Internet.
 
*[[Sue Basko]] - Supplements her cases against trolls with witchcraft.
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Latest revision as of 13:18, 20 August 2024

Honorary Ed Lolington
Attorney at lol
is part of a series on
Internet Law.
[With Liberty and Drama for All]

IRL Attorney at Lol Edgar J. Steele. His wife is "of 19 years" age.
Typical business card of an attorney at lol.

We take frivolous legal threats very seriously.


Qualified Attorneys at Lol

  • weev — graduated from the distinguished Bann Towne University, concentrating on e-settlements
  • hardvice
  • Ray Gordon - Has tried to sue Google, Microsoft and Yahoo, among others, with absolute failure.
  • jesuitx — jesuitx was awarded his certification by Stanford Lol in July 2006
  • Fred Bauder — disbarred IRL, now the chief justice of the Wikipedia Supreme Court
  • Kelly Martin — law school drop out... of course that makes it (is it a he or a she... who knows) well qualified.
  • Ryan Gentle — What's better than a known scammer? A known scammer who isn't afraid to take all you bitches to Internet Court, that's what!
  • Jack Thompson — Loves Tetris
  • Phoenix Wright — The original attorney at lol.
  • Charles Carreon — Currently suing every last person on the Internet.
  • Sue Basko - Supplements her cases against trolls with witchcraft.
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