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{{achtung|A MOVIE FOR THAT SHITTY DOLL WAS RELEASED AND GROSSED $155 MILLION!!!!!!!}}
[[File:BarbieKen.gif|thumb|Who needs a girlfriend?]]
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If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around on all fours around the kitchen... but [[you]]'d probably be making her do that anyway.
If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around on all fours around the kitchen... but [[you]]'d probably be making her do that anyway.


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<center><big>'''[[zombaby|NOW WITH SUPER BABY ACTION!]]'''</big></center><br>
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<center><youtube>-MgHAeYuYEg</youtube></center>
<center><youtube>-MgHAeYuYEg</youtube></center>
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{{quote|[[whore|Respectable mother]].''}}
{{quote| [[whore|Respectable mother]].''}}
|}
 


<br>
==Gallery==
{{cg|Barbie|MATTELMOTHERFUCKER|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Barbie|MATTELMOTHERFUCKER|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Tramp_Stamp.jpg|Trailer Trash Tramp Stamp Barbie
Image:Hitler2304_468x824.jpg|[[Hitler]] Barbie
Image:Hitler2304_468x824.jpg|[[Hitler]] Barbie
Image:Bulimic barbie.jpg|Barbie after college, puking to be skinny.
Image:Bulimic barbie.jpg|Barbie after college, puking to be skinny.
Image:Extreme_insertions-barbie.jpg|Barbie [[Extreme Porn|spelunking]]  
Image:Extreme_insertions-barbie.jpg|Barbie [[Extreme Porn|spelunking]]  
Image:Sorority barbie copy.jpg|Barbie during college [[rape|while she's sleeping]].
Image:Nigga ken.jpg|Ken as a [[Negro]].
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
<!>File:Barbie titsuck.jpg<!>
Image:Barbie Dog Cumshot.PNG|You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
Image:Ken is a pedophile.jpg|Ken in his [[pedophilia|darker ages]].
Image:Barbieloungekitty.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Troll_Roast.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Boobie_Treats.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Make_Me_A_Sandwich.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Keeps_Falling_Down_Stairs.jpg|Bitch keeps falling on doorknobs!
Image:Barbie_-_Really_Squirts.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Typical_Fan.jpg|Typical Barbie fan.
Image:Barbie_-_Old.jpg|[[Old]]
Image:Barbie_-_Murdered.jpg|Murdered
Image:Barbie_-_Long_Term_Relationship_Barbie.jpg|Long Term Relationship Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Offering_Her_Head_A_Cupcake.jpg|Barbie offers her head a delicious treat.
Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_01.jpg|Prison Bitch Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Mugshot.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_02.jpg|On the hot seat!
Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_03.jpg|Make peace with your Mattel maker.
Image:Barbie_-_Suicide.jpg|Remember kids, it's<br>"down the road".
Image:Barbie_-_Weapons_-_Child_Guns.jpg|Guns don't kill people, children <i>with</i> guns kill people!
Image:Barbie_-_Weapons_-_Machine_Gun.gif
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Anoressica.jpg|[[Pro-Ana]] Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Atheist.jpg|[[Atheist]] Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Gangsta_Bitch.jpg|Gangsta Bitch Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Goth_Barbie.jpg|[[Goth]] Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Minimum_Wage_-_01.jpg|Minimum Wage Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Minimum_Wage_-_02.jpg|Sadly, this is an <i>actual</i> set!
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Teen_Pregnancy_-_01.jpg|Teen Pregnancy Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Teen_Pregnancy_-_02.jpg|Sadly, this is an <i>actual</i> set as well! ಠ_ಠ
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Transgender.jpg|[[Transgender]] Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Egg_Heads.jpg
Image:Youduringthesummer.jpg|[[Polygamy]] made easy.
Image:Barbie_-_Giving_Birth.jpg
</gallery>}}
<br>
 
==Slutty Bitch Barbie==
{{cg|She Swallows|fapfapfap|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie sperm.gif
Image:Jizzedup.GIF|Rule 34'd!
Image:Jizzedup.GIF|Rule 34'd!
Image:Nigga ken.jpg|Ken as a [[Negro]].
Image:Anal sex.jpg|All girls like it in the ass...
Image:Anal sex.jpg|All girls like it in the ass...
Image:Odd positions.gif|Animooted G.I. Joe secks
Image:Odd positions.gif|Animooted G.I. Joe secks
Image:Barbie1.jpg
Image:Lesbian-porn2.jpg
Image:Barbie Dog Cumshot.PNG|You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
<!>File:Barbie titsuck.jpg<!>
Image:Barbie_-_Dildo.jpg
Image:Ken is a pedophile.jpg|Ken in his [[pedophilia|darker ages]].
Image:Sorority barbie copy.jpg|Barbie during college [[rape|while she's sleeping]].
Image:Barbie1.jpg|BDSM Barbie
Image:Stripper-barbie.jpg|Barbie's [[stripper|daily job]].
Image:Stripper-barbie.jpg|Barbie's [[stripper|daily job]].
File:Lesbian-porn2.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_01.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_02.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_03.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_01.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_02.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_03.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_04.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_05.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_06.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_07.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Bondage_-_08.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Dungeon_Domination.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Slutty_Bitch_-_Form_A_Line.jpg
Image:XXYoufuckingwishXx.jpg
Image:OmNomNom.jpg
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}
<br>


==Serial Killer Barbie==
{{cg|Psychotic Bitch Barbie|chopchopchop|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Cannibal_Barbie.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_01.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_02.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_03.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_04.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_05.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_06.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_07.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_08.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_09.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_10.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_11.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Serial_Killer_-_12.jpg
</gallery>}}
<br>
==Barbie Pets==
{{cg|Meow?|murrr|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_01.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_02.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_03.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_04.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_05.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_06.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_07.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Pets_-_08.jpg
</gallery>}}
<br>
==Barbie Cosplay==
{{cg|Frilly Faggotry|manruffles|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Cosplay_-_01.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Cosplay_-_02.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Cosplay_-_03.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Cosplay_-_04.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Cosplay_-_05.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Cosplay_-_06.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Cosplay_-_07.jpg
</gallery>}}
<br>
==Captions==
{{cg|Texty Lulz|pleh|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Barbie-Q.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Cum_With_Ken.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Evicted.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Tokyo_Drift.gif
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Where.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Got_Som_Nice_Tits.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Not_Sure_If_-_Ellen_Degeneres.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Captions_-_Not_Sure_If_-_Lesbian.jpg
</gallery>}}
<br>
==Morbidly Obese Barbie==
{{cg|"Chubs"|fatfatfat|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Morbidly_Obese.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Fat_-_01.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Fat_-_02.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Fat_-_03.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Fat_-_04.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Fat_-_05.jpg|420BLAZEITFAGGOT
Image:Barbie_-_Fat_-_06.jpg|CLOSE UP!
</gallery>}}
<br>
==Adult Baby Barbie==
{{cg|What's Next, Fursuit Barbie?|baboo|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_01.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_02.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_03.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_04.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_05.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_06.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_07.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_08.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_09.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Barbie_-_10.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Adult_Baby_Ken.jpg|Ken gets a turn too!
</gallery>}}
<br>
==Poop 'n Scoop Barbie==
{{cg|Bestiality Scat Fetish Ahoy!||center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Poop_And_Scoop_Barbie_-_01.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Poop_And_Scoop_Barbie_-_02.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Poop_And_Scoop_Barbie_-_03.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Poop_And_Scoop_Barbie_-_04.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
</gallery>}}
<br>
==Substance Abuse Barbie==
{{cg|Bitch Be Trippin|Balls|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Cocaine.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Crack_Whore.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Substance_Abuse_-_Hangover.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Substance_Abuse_-_Junkie.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Substance_Abuse_-_Crack_Pipe.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Meth_-_Meth_Lab_Ken.jpg
</gallery>}}
<br>
==Related Toys 'n Crafts==
{{cg|Let's Play!|kaboom|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_My_First_Cigarette_Kit.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Severed_Head.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Racist.jpg|[[Niggers]] aren't worth as much.
Image:OreoBarbie.jpg|Nigger Barbie is an Oreo
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Foosball_Table_-_01.jpg|Custom built Barbie foosball table!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Foosball_Table_-_02.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Foosball_Table_-_03.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Foosball_Table_-_04.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Foosball_Table_-_05.jpg
Image:Barbie_-_USB_Drive.gif
</gallery>}}
<br>
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*[[Lego]]
*[[Lego]]
*[[Realdoll]]
*[[Realdoll]]
*[[Dollfie]]
*[[Bratz]]
*[[Rozen Maiden]]
*[[Plastic Crap]]
*[[Pullip]]
*[[Venusangelic]]
*[[Klaus Barbie]]
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{{Whores}}
{{Whores}}


[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:Movies]]

Latest revision as of 13:18, 20 August 2024

A MOVIE FOR THAT SHITTY DOLL WAS RELEASED AND GROSSED $155 MILLION!!!!!!!
Who needs a girlfriend?

Barbie is a 'fashion doll' produced by Mattel, the world's largest toy company, designed to provide girls insight into the desires of hetrosexual adult males and encourage them not to grow up to become a big fat mess like their mother. The dolls can be picked up for as little as $14.99 from your local Toys Я Us however, like anything with a fandom, there are people out there willing to part with obscene amounts of money, in some cases tens of thousands of dollars in order to secure a limited or 'vintage' edition.

America's Whore

If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around on all fours around the kitchen... but you'd probably be making her do that anyway.

NOW WITH SUPER BABY ACTION!


   
“ 		 
Respectable mother.
  		„
  		 

Gallery

  • Trailer Trash Tramp Stamp Barbie
    Trailer Trash Tramp Stamp Barbie
  • Hitler Barbie
    Hitler Barbie
  • Barbie after college, puking to be skinny.
    Barbie after college, puking to be skinny.
  • Barbie spelunking
    Barbie spelunking
  • Ken as a Negro.
    Ken as a Negro.
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  • You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
    You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
  • Ken in his darker ages.
    Ken in his darker ages.
  • Bitch keeps falling on doorknobs!
    Bitch keeps falling on doorknobs!
  • Typical Barbie fan.
    Typical Barbie fan.
  • Old
    Old
  • Murdered
    Murdered
  • Long Term Relationship Barbie
    Long Term Relationship Barbie
  • Barbie offers her head a delicious treat.
    Barbie offers her head a delicious treat.
  • Prison Bitch Barbie
    Prison Bitch Barbie
  • On the hot seat!
    On the hot seat!
  • Make peace with your Mattel maker.
    Make peace with your Mattel maker.
  • Remember kids, it's "down the road".
    Remember kids, it's
    "down the road".
  • Guns don't kill people, children with guns kill people!
    Guns don't kill people, children with guns kill people!
  • Pro-Ana Barbie
    Pro-Ana Barbie
  • Atheist Barbie
    Atheist Barbie
  • Gangsta Bitch Barbie
    Gangsta Bitch Barbie
  • Goth Barbie
    Goth Barbie
  • Minimum Wage Barbie
    Minimum Wage Barbie
  • Sadly, this is an actual set!
    Sadly, this is an actual set!
  • Teen Pregnancy Barbie
    Teen Pregnancy Barbie
  • Sadly, this is an actual set as well! ಠ_ಠ
    Sadly, this is an actual set as well! ಠ_ಠ
  • Transgender Barbie
    Transgender Barbie
  • Polygamy made easy.
    Polygamy made easy.


Slutty Bitch Barbie

  • Rule 34'd!
    Rule 34'd!
  • All girls like it in the ass...
    All girls like it in the ass...
  • Animooted G.I. Joe secks
    Animooted G.I. Joe secks
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Serial Killer Barbie

Psychotic Bitch Barbie About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Barbie Pets

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Barbie Cosplay

Frilly Faggotry About missing Pics
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Captions

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Morbidly Obese Barbie

[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • 420BLAZEITFAGGOT
    420BLAZEITFAGGOT
  • CLOSE UP!
    CLOSE UP!


Adult Baby Barbie

What's Next, Fursuit Barbie? About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • Ken gets a turn too!
    Ken gets a turn too!


Poop 'n Scoop Barbie

Bestiality Scat Fetish Ahoy! About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Substance Abuse Barbie

Bitch Be Trippin About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


Related Toys 'n Crafts

  • Niggers aren't worth as much.
    Niggers aren't worth as much.
  • Nigger Barbie is an Oreo
    Nigger Barbie is an Oreo
  • Custom built Barbie foosball table!
    Custom built Barbie foosball table!
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]


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