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[[File:BarbieKen.gif|thumb|Who needs a girlfriend?]]
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Image:Barbie_-_Long_Term_Relationship_Barbie.jpg|Long Term Relationship Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Long_Term_Relationship_Barbie.jpg|Long Term Relationship Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Offering_Her_Head_A_Cupcake.jpg|Barbie offers her head a delicious treat.
Image:Barbie_-_Offering_Her_Head_A_Cupcake.jpg|Barbie offers her head a delicious treat.
Image:Barbie_-_Substance_Abuse_-_Hangover.jpg|Substance Abuse Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Substance_Abuse_-_Junkie.jpg|Junkie Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_01.jpg|Prison Bitch Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_01.jpg|Prison Bitch Barbie
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Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_02.jpg|On the hot seat!
Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_02.jpg|On the hot seat!
Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_03.jpg|Make peace with your Mattel maker.
Image:Barbie_-_Prison_-_03.jpg|Make peace with your Mattel maker.
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Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Teen_Pregnancy_-_02.jpg|Sadly, this is an <i>actual</i> set as well! ಠ_ಠ
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Teen_Pregnancy_-_02.jpg|Sadly, this is an <i>actual</i> set as well! ಠ_ಠ
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Transgender.jpg|[[Transgender]] Barbie
Image:Barbie_-_Pop_Culture_-_Transgender.jpg|[[Transgender]] Barbie
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Image:Youduringthesummer.jpg|[[Polygamy]] made easy.
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==Related Toys 'n Such==
==Poop 'n Scoop Barbie==
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==Substance Abuse Barbie==
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Image:Meth_-_Meth_Lab_Ken.jpg
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==Related Toys 'n Crafts==
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Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Severed_Head.jpg
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Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Racist.jpg|[[Niggers]] aren't worth as much.
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Racist.jpg|[[Niggers]] aren't worth as much.
Image:OreoBarbie.jpg|Nigger Barbie is an Oreo
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Foosball_Table_-_01.jpg|Custom built Barbie foosball table!
Image:Barbie_-_Toys_-_Foosball_Table_-_01.jpg|Custom built Barbie foosball table!
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*[[Plastic Crap]]
*[[Plastic Crap]]
*[[Pullip]]
*[[Pullip]]
*[[Venusangelic]]
*[[Klaus Barbie]]
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[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
[[Category:Fandom Stuff]]
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Latest revision as of 13:18, 20 August 2024

A MOVIE FOR THAT SHITTY DOLL WAS RELEASED AND GROSSED $155 MILLION!!!!!!!
Who needs a girlfriend?

Barbie is a 'fashion doll' produced by Mattel, the world's largest toy company, designed to provide girls insight into the desires of hetrosexual adult males and encourage them not to grow up to become a big fat mess like their mother. The dolls can be picked up for as little as $14.99 from your local Toys Я Us however, like anything with a fandom, there are people out there willing to part with obscene amounts of money, in some cases tens of thousands of dollars in order to secure a limited or 'vintage' edition.

America's Whore

If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around on all fours around the kitchen... but you'd probably be making her do that anyway.

NOW WITH SUPER BABY ACTION!


   
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Respectable mother.
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Gallery

  • Trailer Trash Tramp Stamp Barbie
    Trailer Trash Tramp Stamp Barbie
  • Hitler Barbie
    Hitler Barbie
  • Barbie after college, puking to be skinny.
    Barbie after college, puking to be skinny.
  • Barbie spelunking
    Barbie spelunking
  • Ken as a Negro.
    Ken as a Negro.
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  • You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
    You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
  • Ken in his darker ages.
    Ken in his darker ages.
  • Bitch keeps falling on doorknobs!
    Bitch keeps falling on doorknobs!
  • Typical Barbie fan.
    Typical Barbie fan.
  • Old
    Old
  • Murdered
    Murdered
  • Long Term Relationship Barbie
    Long Term Relationship Barbie
  • Barbie offers her head a delicious treat.
    Barbie offers her head a delicious treat.
  • Prison Bitch Barbie
    Prison Bitch Barbie
  • On the hot seat!
    On the hot seat!
  • Make peace with your Mattel maker.
    Make peace with your Mattel maker.
  • Remember kids, it's "down the road".
    Remember kids, it's
    "down the road".
  • Guns don't kill people, children with guns kill people!
    Guns don't kill people, children with guns kill people!
  • Pro-Ana Barbie
    Pro-Ana Barbie
  • Atheist Barbie
    Atheist Barbie
  • Gangsta Bitch Barbie
    Gangsta Bitch Barbie
  • Goth Barbie
    Goth Barbie
  • Minimum Wage Barbie
    Minimum Wage Barbie
  • Sadly, this is an actual set!
    Sadly, this is an actual set!
  • Teen Pregnancy Barbie
    Teen Pregnancy Barbie
  • Sadly, this is an actual set as well! ಠ_ಠ
    Sadly, this is an actual set as well! ಠ_ಠ
  • Transgender Barbie
    Transgender Barbie
  • Polygamy made easy.
    Polygamy made easy.


Slutty Bitch Barbie

  • Rule 34'd!
    Rule 34'd!
  • All girls like it in the ass...
    All girls like it in the ass...
  • Animooted G.I. Joe secks
    Animooted G.I. Joe secks
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Serial Killer Barbie

Psychotic Bitch Barbie About missing Pics
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Barbie Pets

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Barbie Cosplay

Frilly Faggotry About missing Pics
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Captions

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Morbidly Obese Barbie

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  • 420BLAZEITFAGGOT
    420BLAZEITFAGGOT
  • CLOSE UP!
    CLOSE UP!


Adult Baby Barbie

What's Next, Fursuit Barbie? About missing Pics
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  • Ken gets a turn too!
    Ken gets a turn too!


Poop 'n Scoop Barbie

Bestiality Scat Fetish Ahoy! About missing Pics
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Substance Abuse Barbie

Bitch Be Trippin About missing Pics
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Related Toys 'n Crafts

  • Niggers aren't worth as much.
    Niggers aren't worth as much.
  • Nigger Barbie is an Oreo
    Nigger Barbie is an Oreo
  • Custom built Barbie foosball table!
    Custom built Barbie foosball table!
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