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{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|Shelby Township, [[Michigan]], [[Jewnited States of Americunts]]}}
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{{ibrow|'''Religion'''|[[Christianity]]}}
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: What if I told you there was a special guy who had ambitions, dreams, and feelings that run deep? Whose character is as good as a old puddle of piss from Jesus? Whose hands are stained by an unspeakable act he bragged about? Whose speech is lacking in the "R" sound replaced with a "W" sound? Whose life "turned into an anime". Say hello to The White Bowser (Powerword: Earl David Dube). He's the Discord Moderator in the flesh, the kind who's on discord 24/7/365 crying about how much his life sucks, Talking shit about those who's opinion he doesn't like, and grooming kids. If anyone dares to, let's say, call him out for his behavior, he will run to Twatter ugly crying about how you were mean to him for no reason and threaten to send in the FBI.
: What if I told you there was a special guy who had ambitions, dreams, and feelings that run deep? Whose character is as good as a old puddle of piss from Jesus? Whose hands are stained by an unspeakable act he bragged about? Whose speech is lacking in the "R" sound replaced with a "W" sound? Whose life "turned into an anime". Say hello to The White Bowser ([[Powerword|Powerword]]: Earl David Dube). He's the Discord Moderator in the flesh, the kind who's on discord 24/7/365 crying about how much his life sucks, Talking shit about those who's opinion he doesn't like, and grooming kids. If anyone dares to, let's say, call him out for his behavior, he will run to [[Twitter|Twatter]] ugly crying about how you were mean to him for no reason and threaten to send in the FBI.
==Earl vs. Reddit==
==Social Media==
: While Earl may be someone who cries about their past in a given role-playing session. He makes it clear he can do no wrong because he's a Catholic man. He likes to pop out of a hole from time to time and show everyone his greasy pizzaface with a bigger forehead than a fucking baby move around and try to feign anger when he can only feel guilt because he was caught bragging about accidentally groping a coworker. He was made fun of for it so much he decided it would be better just to delete the reddit and pretend it doesn't exist! Because of his stupidity, or laziness, Reddit does not delete posts associated with a deleted account. Chances are when he reads he will bitch at reddit to delete fucking everything, which is something they will NEVER do since he made those posts himself.
: While Earl may be someone who cries about their past in a given role-playing session. He makes it clear he can do no wrong because he's a Catholic man. He likes to pop out of a hole from time to time and show everyone his greasy pizzaface with a bigger forehead than a fucking baby move around and try to feign anger when he can only feel guilt because he was caught bragging about accidentally groping a coworker. He was made fun of for it so much he decided it would be better just to delete the reddit and pretend it doesn't exist! Because of his stupidity, or laziness, Reddit does not delete posts associated with a deleted account. Chances are when he reads he will bitch at reddit to delete fucking everything, which is something they will NEVER do since he made those posts himself.
[[File:Earl's Redditquette.png|thumb|frame|right|Spitting on Trannies is a Catholic Custom]]
[[File:Earl's Redditquette.png|thumb|frame|right|Spitting on Trannies is a Catholic Custom]]
: [https://www.reddit.com/r/stories/comments/qprejk/the_day_my_life_turned_into_an_anime/ Original Reddit Post here.] Yes it's as self-serving and self-pitying as one redditor can be. The post in question is nullified for he has a history of preying on women and seeing relationships as transactional and nothing but.
: TL;DR of the reddit post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/stories/comments/qprejk/the_day_my_life_turned_into_an_anime/ Original Reddit Post (namespace should be here, but oh well this will have to suffice)]
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: I am a Catholic, the Movie Theater was like my 2nd home, I accidentally touched a girl's chest when she spun around and I stood there like an idiot, next morning I got fired, all the girls were uncomfortable. I gave her PTSD. Now I'm not allowed at the movie theater anymore.
: TL;DR of the reddit post: I am a Catholic, the Movie Theater was like my 2nd home, I accidentally touched a girl's chest when she spun around and I stood there like an idiot, next morning I got fired, all the girls were uncomfortable. I gave her PTSD. Now I'm not allowed at the movie theater anymore.
===Origins===
===Brief History===
: Factors such as autism, narcissistic traits, and being a overall Retard-dor. His behavior has led him to make a lot of enemies over the stupid, unnecessary, and outright vile things NORMAL folk may find repulsive. He could simply say sorry to those he hurt (Good Ending) or... OR ALWAYS DOUBLE DOWN WITH ALL THE TARD RAGE HE HAS (Bad Ending). There's a lot of instances of his shitty behavior observed over the years as far back as 2017.
: Factors such as autism, narcissistic traits, and being a overall [[Redditor|Retard-dor.]] His behavior has led him to make a lot of enemies over the stupid, unnecessary, and outright vile things NORMAL folk may find repulsive. He could simply say sorry to those he hurt (Good Ending) or... OR ALWAYS DOUBLE DOWN WITH ALL THE TARD RAGE HE HAS (Bad Ending). There's a lot of instances of his shitty behavior observed over the years as far back as [[Last Thursday|Last Thursday]].
: What makes Bronycon 2017 memorable for Earl was when he found out the 1st Place Winner of a "Pony Music Video" attempted An Hero. Earl felt entitled to call them selfish and a coward on the r/PonyMusicVideos subreddit. Which he was swiftly banned from and ridiculed for. Coincidentally, this is the same event Chris-Chan made an ass of himself at for dancing with his imaginary friends.
: What makes Bronycon 2017 memorable for Earl was when he found out the 1st Place Winner of a "Pony Music Video" attempted An Hero. Earl felt entitled to call them selfish and a coward on the r/PonyMusicVideos subreddit. Which he was swiftly banned from and ridiculed for. Coincidentally, this is the same event Chris-Chan made an ass of himself at for dancing with his imaginary friends.
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: There's additional subreddits where he has been ran off of too such as r/BigBoobs because he was threatening rando women because they wouldn't post tits and it shows that this fat-headed fuck merely sees them as objects for instant sexual gratification, since its closest thing to sex with women (and children) for him.
: There's additional subreddits where he has been ran off of too such as r/BigBoobs because he was threatening rando women because they wouldn't post tits and it shows that this fat-headed fuck merely sees them as objects for instant sexual gratification, since its closest thing to sex with women (and children) for him.
==Messed with The Wrong Neighborhood==
===Women===
: If The White Bowser, say, notices a [[wimmin|woman]] and fancies her. He might just [[Rape|make like a gentlemen]] and offer her some uber rare, uber powerful [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards in hopes of getting his dick wet. If she doesn't reciprocate. He might just post [[Holly Jacobs|revenge porn]] because she was being mean to him for not giving head.
===Messed with The Wrong Neighborhood===
: You might notice a pattern that he's not intelligent enough to learn any lesson if it makes him feel bad or makes him look bad. There is a time he told a US Veteran to simply kill himself if his life was so bad in a discord VC. (Need a citation too).
: You might notice a pattern that he's not intelligent enough to learn any lesson if it makes him feel bad or makes him look bad. There is a time he told a US Veteran to simply kill himself if his life was so bad in a discord VC. (Need a citation too).
: What triggered after the incident is a massive investigation on why this guy is such an asshole and it turns out he's has CP on his computer, runs a discord server where he and his fuck-buddies groom children as young as 13 yrs old. Of course when this was discovered he attempted to nuke the server and talk about how he repents for his sins to his former "business partners" for a fake podcast who document other's retardation. Note such a LOLcow hunt escalated when he falsely accused one of his many of "god's enemies" of being pedophile himself. This is how know about his stance on Pedophilia, Politics, who has the biggest tits ever in anime, and most importantly his ineptitude of following through with his threats.
: What triggered after the incident is a massive investigation on why this guy is such an asshole and it turns out he's has CP on his computer, runs a discord server where he and his fuck-buddies groom children as young as 13 yrs old. Of course when this was discovered he attempted to nuke the server and talk about how he repents for his sins to his former "business partners" for a fake podcast who document other's retardation Bowsauh himeself calls ''1-10 Autism''.
====Gullibility====
: Earl is very suggestible when it comes to buddy-trolls telling him things he wants to hear, whether it's true or not. Someone can tell him anything for as long as it validates his vindictiveness, his so-called documentary that would supposedly defend him in like 2025, and how he's not actually a pedophile. There have already been a few who have pulled this off and produced lulzy events as a result.
: Note such a LOLcow hunt escalated when he falsely accused one of his many of "god's enemies" of being pedophile himself. This is how know about his stance on Pedophilia, Politics, who has the biggest tits ever in anime, and most importantly his ineptitude of following through with his threats.
[[File:The_White_Bowser's_Approach_to_Pedophilia.jpg|thumb|frame|left|The White Bowser in his free time.]]
[[File:The_White_Bowser's_Approach_to_Pedophilia.jpg|thumb|frame|left|The White Bowser in his free time.]]
===His Stance on Pedophilia===
==Pedophilia==
: He will insist that he is NOT a pedophile to where he cites Dr. Google's definition of pedophilia. Even when there's evidence he has groomed children, even he admitted to watching animu girls getting groomed by men, and furiously defends Lolicon like a fucking creep. But, because he hasn't touched kids in real life, he's not a pedophile! Note that he doxxed his primary care doctor and his psychiatrist because they agreed with his personal opinion that he is in fact not a pedophile. Such arguments have back-fired in much of YouTube videos he uploaded himself, his "debates" with fellow YouTubers, and including live streams of his pathetic attempts to justify showing children in sexual situations is totally okay! as long as its in a cartoon. In Minecraft. Of course. His approach to "debating" consists of whining like a little bitch, having a cascade of excuses that may or may not make sense, and attempting belittle and degrade his opponents by dealing as much emotional damage as possible. This always failed in every video available to watch.
===His Argument===
: He will insist that he is NOT a pedophile to where he cites Dr. Google's definition of pedophilia. Even when there's evidence he has groomed children, even he admitted to watching animu girls getting groomed by men, and furiously defends Lolicon like a fucking creep. But, because he hasn't touched kids in real life, he's not a pedophile! Note that he doxxed his primary care doctor and his psychiatrist because they agreed with his personal opinion that he is in fact not a pedophile.
===Master Debating Technique===
: Such arguments have back-fired in much of YouTube videos he uploaded himself, his "debates" with fellow YouTubers, and including live streams of his pathetic attempts to justify showing children in sexual situations is totally okay! as long as its in a cartoon. In Minecraft. Of course. His approach to "debating" consists of whining like a little bitch, having a cascade of excuses that may or may not make sense, and attempting belittle and degrade his opponents by dealing as much emotional damage as possible. This always failed in every video available to watch.
==Talents==
==Talents==
: Did you know he has a [https://earldube93.com/index.php personal website?] Never mind the eye-bleeding pink and contrast low enough to make a color-blind guy gouge his eyes out with a spoon. You can see all his goofy-ass, previously mentioned Pony Music Videos he threw a fit over when he found out he was not first place. Clearly it can be seen why he will never be first place in a video editing competition, or any contest in his terrible excuse of a life whatsoever. Fun fact! he can dance like an idiot.
: With all of his talents mentioned in his ever-growing LinkedIn page and graduating from a University, it would be safe to assume his "110 IQ" would be justified. But, as all autists lack social intelligence, he had to admit he jerked his micro-penis to definitely-not child porn (BECAUSE IT'S ANIME DAMN IT)
His Talents include use of Adobe Products such as After Effects, Audition, Dreamweaver, and Photoshop. Though he has never taken the time to put his useless certificates he got from his university to expand his horizons and further his Career. Instead he believes that proving himself not to be a pedophile is much, much more important, because that's what the experts are really worried about. For what reason he might pursue something this ridiculous is everyone can agree that he's simply this retarded. His Autism (and possibly his ego) does not let him move on from whatever doesn't concern the rest of society.
===Web Design===
: Did you know he has a [https://earldube93.com/index.php personal website?] Never mind the eye-bleeding pink and contrast low enough to make a color-blind guy gouge his eyes out with a spoon. His methods are, but not limited to:
:: - Choosing colors that always clash with each other
:: - Making his websites as cluttered as possible
:: - Text that is too small to read and in places you wouldn't think text would be at.
:: - Oversharing information to where he doxxes not only himself, but others in the process.
===Video Editing===
: You can see all his goofy-ass, previously mentioned Pony Music Videos he threw a fit over when he found out he was not first place. Clearly it can be seen why he will never be first place in a video editing competition, or any contest in his terrible excuse of a life whatsoever.
===Dancing===
:If one believes flailing your arms about, including your leg, doing random arm gestures, and even spinning around is good dancing, you might just find his moves a little impressive. Just a little. This is the only talent he has that is not sitting on his fat ass all day doing fuck all. His favorite music to dance to has lyrics which validates all his pedophilic fantasies and how they're just cartoons.
[[File:White Bowser's Dancing to his Theme Song.webm|thumb|center|Look at this fat loser.]]
==Gallery==
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==How 2 Troll him like a boss==
==How 2 Troll him like a boss==
===What Makes Him Wet===
===What Makes Him Wet===
*Animu<br>
*Animu<br>
*Child Porn (Drawn or not)<br>
*[[Lolicon|Child Porn (Drawn or not)]]<br>
*His Pedo Pals<br>
*His Pedo Pals<br>
*Threatening haterz with the FBI<br>
*Threatening haterz with the FBI<br>
*His Buddy Trolls<br>
*His Buddy Trolls<br>
===Things that piss him off===
===Things that piss him off===
*Calling him out<br>
*Calling him out<br>
*Disagreeing that Lolicon is good and valid<br>
*Disagreeing that Lolicon is good and valid<br>
*Trolling him<br>
*Trolling him<br>
*Trolling his Pedo Pals<br>
*Trolling his Pedo Pals<br>
*Be Female
*Be [[Women|Female]]
==Dox==
==External Links==
*Full name: Earl David Dube<br>
*Date of Birth: 1st of January, Year 1993<br>
===Social Media Links===
*SEX: Male<br>
*Home Address: (NOTE: May not be updated) 14425 Foy Creek Ct # 198, Shelby Township, Michigan 48315, United States Of America<br>
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What if I told you there was a special guy who had ambitions, dreams, and feelings that run deep? Whose character is as good as a old puddle of piss from Jesus? Whose hands are stained by an unspeakable act he bragged about? Whose speech is lacking in the "R" sound replaced with a "W" sound? Whose life "turned into an anime". Say hello to The White Bowser (Powerword: Earl David Dube). He's the Discord Moderator in the flesh, the kind who's on discord 24/7/365 crying about how much his life sucks, Talking shit about those who's opinion he doesn't like, and grooming kids. If anyone dares to, let's say, call him out for his behavior, he will run to Twatter ugly crying about how you were mean to him for no reason and threaten to send in the FBI.
Social Media
While Earl may be someone who cries about their past in a given role-playing session. He makes it clear he can do no wrong because he's a Catholic man. He likes to pop out of a hole from time to time and show everyone his greasy pizzaface with a bigger forehead than a fucking baby move around and try to feign anger when he can only feel guilt because he was caught bragging about accidentally groping a coworker. He was made fun of for it so much he decided it would be better just to delete the reddit and pretend it doesn't exist! Because of his stupidity, or laziness, Reddit does not delete posts associated with a deleted account. Chances are when he reads he will bitch at reddit to delete fucking everything, which is something they will NEVER do since he made those posts himself.
Spitting on Trannies is a Catholic Custom
Original Reddit Post here. Yes it's as self-serving and self-pitying as one redditor can be. The post in question is nullified for he has a history of preying on women and seeing relationships as transactional and nothing but.
TL;DR of the reddit post: I am a Catholic, the Movie Theater was like my 2nd home, I accidentally touched a girl's chest when she spun around and I stood there like an idiot, next morning I got fired, all the girls were uncomfortable. I gave her PTSD. Now I'm not allowed at the movie theater anymore.
Brief History
Factors such as autism, narcissistic traits, and being a overall Retard-dor. His behavior has led him to make a lot of enemies over the stupid, unnecessary, and outright vile things NORMAL folk may find repulsive. He could simply say sorry to those he hurt (Good Ending) or... OR ALWAYS DOUBLE DOWN WITH ALL THE TARD RAGE HE HAS (Bad Ending). There's a lot of instances of his shitty behavior observed over the years as far back as Last Thursday.
What makes Bronycon 2017 memorable for Earl was when he found out the 1st Place Winner of a "Pony Music Video" attempted An Hero. Earl felt entitled to call them selfish and a coward on the r/PonyMusicVideos subreddit. Which he was swiftly banned from and ridiculed for. Coincidentally, this is the same event Chris-Chan made an ass of himself at for dancing with his imaginary friends.
There's additional subreddits where he has been ran off of too such as r/BigBoobs because he was threatening rando women because they wouldn't post tits and it shows that this fat-headed fuck merely sees them as objects for instant sexual gratification, since its closest thing to sex with women (and children) for him.
Women
If The White Bowser, say, notices a woman and fancies her. He might just make like a gentlemen and offer her some uber rare, uber powerful Yu-Gi-Oh! cards in hopes of getting his dick wet. If she doesn't reciprocate. He might just post revenge porn because she was being mean to him for not giving head.
Messed with The Wrong Neighborhood
You might notice a pattern that he's not intelligent enough to learn any lesson if it makes him feel bad or makes him look bad. There is a time he told a US Veteran to simply kill himself if his life was so bad in a discord VC. (Need a citation too).
What triggered after the incident is a massive investigation on why this guy is such an asshole and it turns out he's has CP on his computer, runs a discord server where he and his fuck-buddies groom children as young as 13 yrs old. Of course when this was discovered he attempted to nuke the server and talk about how he repents for his sins to his former "business partners" for a fake podcast who document other's retardation Bowsauh himeself calls 1-10 Autism.
Gullibility
Earl is very suggestible when it comes to buddy-trolls telling him things he wants to hear, whether it's true or not. Someone can tell him anything for as long as it validates his vindictiveness, his so-called documentary that would supposedly defend him in like 2025, and how he's not actually a pedophile. There have already been a few who have pulled this off and produced lulzy events as a result.
Note such a LOLcow hunt escalated when he falsely accused one of his many of "god's enemies" of being pedophile himself. This is how know about his stance on Pedophilia, Politics, who has the biggest tits ever in anime, and most importantly his ineptitude of following through with his threats.
The White Bowser in his free time.
Pedophilia
His Argument
He will insist that he is NOT a pedophile to where he cites Dr. Google's definition of pedophilia. Even when there's evidence he has groomed children, even he admitted to watching animu girls getting groomed by men, and furiously defends Lolicon like a fucking creep. But, because he hasn't touched kids in real life, he's not a pedophile! Note that he doxxed his primary care doctor and his psychiatrist because they agreed with his personal opinion that he is in fact not a pedophile.
Master Debating Technique
Such arguments have back-fired in much of YouTube videos he uploaded himself, his "debates" with fellow YouTubers, and including live streams of his pathetic attempts to justify showing children in sexual situations is totally okay! as long as its in a cartoon. In Minecraft. Of course. His approach to "debating" consists of whining like a little bitch, having a cascade of excuses that may or may not make sense, and attempting belittle and degrade his opponents by dealing as much emotional damage as possible. This always failed in every video available to watch.
Talents
His Talents include use of Adobe Products such as After Effects, Audition, Dreamweaver, and Photoshop. Though he has never taken the time to put his useless certificates he got from his university to expand his horizons and further his Career. Instead he believes that proving himself not to be a pedophile is much, much more important, because that's what the experts are really worried about. For what reason he might pursue something this ridiculous is everyone can agree that he's simply this retarded. His Autism (and possibly his ego) does not let him move on from whatever doesn't concern the rest of society.
Web Design
Did you know he has a personal website? Never mind the eye-bleeding pink and contrast low enough to make a color-blind guy gouge his eyes out with a spoon. His methods are, but not limited to:
- Choosing colors that always clash with each other
- Making his websites as cluttered as possible
- Text that is too small to read and in places you wouldn't think text would be at.
- Oversharing information to where he doxxes not only himself, but others in the process.
Video Editing
You can see all his goofy-ass, previously mentioned Pony Music Videos he threw a fit over when he found out he was not first place. Clearly it can be seen why he will never be first place in a video editing competition, or any contest in his terrible excuse of a life whatsoever.
Dancing
If one believes flailing your arms about, including your leg, doing random arm gestures, and even spinning around is good dancing, you might just find his moves a little impressive. Just a little. This is the only talent he has that is not sitting on his fat ass all day doing fuck all. His favorite music to dance to has lyrics which validates all his pedophilic fantasies and how they're just cartoons.
Looks like Ae-tan
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