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[[Image:Duckface_paramore.png|thumb|right|[[Hayley Williams]], the dyed-hair fake-[[ginger]] from [[Paramore]] does it.]]
[[Image:Duck_Face_-_Gran.jpg||center|]]
The '''[[Ducks|duck]]face''' is essentially [[Fat girl angle shot]] [[Electric Boogaloo|2.0]]. It is done in an attempt to appear "cute" or "hot" on [[MySpace]] or [[Facebook]] or [[Bebo]] or [[social networking|whatever-the-fuck]]. It seems to be a new, mutated strain of [[Internet disease]] that is most commonly seen with [[16 year-old girls|16 year-old]] [[scene]] [[girl]]s and [[guido]]s, but sometimes it can afflict [[cougar]]s, [[fag]]s, and even [[children]].
 
 
[[Image:Duckface_paramore.png|thumb|right|[[Hayley Williams]], the dyed-hair fake-[[ginger]] from [[Emo|Paramore]] does it.]]
The '''[[Ducks|duck]]face''' is essentially [[Fat girl angle shot]] [[Electric Boogaloo|2.0]]. It is done in an attempt to appear "cute" or "hot" on [[Instagram]] or [[Facebook]] or [[Bebo]] or [[social networking|whatever-the-fuck]]. It seems to be a new, mutated strain of [[Internet disease]] that is most commonly seen with [[16 year-old girls|16 year-old]] [[scene]] [[girl]]s and [[guido]]s, but sometimes it can afflict [[cougar]]s, [[fag]]s, and even [[children]].


==Controversy==
==Controversy==
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==How-To==
==How-To==
[[Image:Mad_duck.jpg|thumb|right|STOP THAT SHIT]]
[[Image:Mad_duck.jpg|thumb|right|STOP THAT SHIT]]
[[Image:Exampleduckface.jpg|thumb|right|Fuck this face]]
[[Image:Duckface evolution.jpg|thumb|right|Duckface from first to final form.]]
[[Image:Duckface evolution.jpg|thumb|right|Duckface from first to final form.]]
[[File:Facebook Camwhore.jpg|thumb|right|Every single [[facebook]] [[camwhore]] in a single photo.]]
[[File:Doland_face.jpg|thumb|right|[[Dolan]].]]
[[Image:Duckwtf.jpg|thumb|right|[[Lol wut]]?]]
[[Image:Duckwtf.jpg|thumb|right|[[Lol wut]]?]]
[[File:Callonmeduckface.gif|thumb|Duckface [[2.0]]]]
[[File:Callonmeduckface.gif|thumb|Duckface [[2.0]]]]
[[File:Facebook Camwhore.jpg|thumb|right|Every single [[facebook]] [[camwhore]] in a single photo.]]
 
:# Attempt to pout.
:# Attempt to pout.
:# Make a dumb kissy face.
:# Make a dumb kissy face.
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:# Congrats! You're a [[fucktard]].
:# Congrats! You're a [[fucktard]].


<center>Some faggots even made a song about it.</center>
<center>Some faggots even made a song about it, but the duckfaced bitches featured in the video keep sending takedown notices to YouTube. You can help by replacing it with the latest mirror when it gets taken down.</center>
 
<center>{{frame|<youtube>SWBQUpNeZ5Y</youtube>|border=#EED272|background=#EED272}}<br>
 


<center>{{frame|<youtube>q0ohT89flgc</youtube>|border=#EED272|background=#EED272}}</center> <!-- current link is broken; I'm too lazy to find another --><br />
<center>{{frame|<youtube>EM4z8vRiljs</youtube>|border=#EED272|background=#EED272}}</center>
<center>{{frame|<youtube>EM4z8vRiljs</youtube>|border=#EED272|background=#EED272}}</center>


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Image:Duckface_amarr.jpg|''[[EVE Online]]'' duckface.
Image:Duckface_amarr.jpg|''[[EVE Online]]'' duckface.
Image:Pringles_duck.jpg|Wait... [[what]]?
Image:Pringles_duck.jpg|Wait... [[what]]?
File:Cubs_duckface.jpg|[[Chicago Cubs]] edition
Image:Guido_chinbeard.jpg|[[Clyde Cash]] does it.
Image:Guido_chinbeard.jpg|[[Clyde Cash]] does it.
File:Boxxy01.jpg|Duckface [[Boxxy]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery>
<!-- File:Cubs_duckface.jpg|[[Chicago Cubs]] edition -->
<!-- Image:Mileycyrusundie3.jpg -->
<!-- Image:duckface_fattycunt.jpg | how do i duckfaced niggers? -->
<!-- Image:Boobs_cant_help.JPG‎ -->
<!-- File:1265734348641.jpg|[[Tabby|Tabbyface]] -->
<!-- File:Double_Duckface.jpg -->
Image:Boxxy01.jpg|Duckface [[Boxxy]]
Image:Varley Asking.jpg|[[Georgia Varley]] in better days.
Image:Varley Asking.jpg|[[Georgia Varley]] in better days.
Image:Duckface_kid.jpg|[[Loli]] duckface.
Image:Duckface_kid.jpg|[[Loli]] duckface.
Image:Tinaduckfey.jpg|[[Sarah Palin|Tina duckFeyce]]!
Image:Tinaduckfey.jpg|[[Sarah Palin|Tina duckFeyce]]!
Image:Mileycyrusundie3.jpg
Image:Fatduckface.jpg‎|Duckface + FGA = ultimate cheekbone enhancement on a fatty.
Image:Fatduckface.jpg‎|Duckface + FGA = ultimate cheekbone enhancement on a fatty.
Image:Tammy.jpg|Lol, [[Tammi Reynolds]].
Image:Tammy.jpg|Lol, [[Tammi Reynolds]].
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Image:Duckface_woah.jpg
Image:Duckface_woah.jpg
Image:Duckface_woman.jpg
Image:Duckface_woman.jpg
Image:2 duckwomen.jpg|The [[Azn]] Way.
Image:FDSKGFD115.jpg|Goddamn!
Image:FDSKGFD115.jpg|Goddamn!
Image:GanguroORANGE!.jpg|[[Ganguro]].
Image:GanguroORANGE!.jpg|[[Ganguro]].
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Image:Colon3.jpg|Colon 3-chan
Image:Colon3.jpg|Colon 3-chan
Image:duckface_fatass.jpg | [[NIGGERS]]
Image:duckface_fatass.jpg | [[NIGGERS]]
Image:duckface_fattycunt.jpg | how do i duckfaced niggers?
Image:guidette.png  
Image:guidette.png  
Image:Boobs_cant_help.JPG‎
Image:Durrhurduckfacefag.jpg‎
Image:Durrhurduckfacefag.jpg‎
File:1265734348641.jpg|[[Tabby|Tabbyface]]
Image:Duckface.png
File:Duckface.png
Image:Datduckface.png
File:Datduckface.png
Image:StephenHawkingDuckface.jpg
File:Double_Duckface.jpg
Image:Duck_Face_-_Elmer_Fudd.jpg
File:StephenHawkingDuckface.jpg
Image:Duck_Face_-_No_Difference.jpg|<center>What these [[Attention Whores|tweenage retards]] think they're doing.</center>
File:Duck_Face_-_Elmer_Fudd.jpg
Image:Duckface_pumps.jpg
Image:Memes_-_Duckface_-_Donald_Turned_On.jpg
Image:Duck_Face_-_Mona_Lisa.jpg
Image:Duck_Face_-_Smiles.png
Image:Dykegirthing.jpg
Image:Duck_Face_-_Hipster_Edition.jpg
File:Princess Peach Duckface.jpg
File:Pursed lips fishlips.jpg
File:Vintageduckface.jpg
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


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*[[High contrast]]
*[[High contrast]]
*[[Low contrast]]
*[[Low contrast]]
*[[MySpace]]
*[[Instagram]]
*[[Facebook]]
*[[Facebook]]
*[[Bebo]]
*[[Bebo]]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyT7GfQZyNE Duckface girl]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyT7GfQZyNE Duckface girl]


{{biology}}
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]

Revision as of 22:32, 10 August 2015


Hayley Williams, the dyed-hair fake-ginger from Paramore does it.

The duckface is essentially Fat girl angle shot 2.0. It is done in an attempt to appear "cute" or "hot" on Instagram or Facebook or Bebo or whatever-the-fuck. It seems to be a new, mutated strain of Internet disease that is most commonly seen with 16 year-old scene girls and guidos, but sometimes it can afflict cougars, fags, and even children.

Controversy

Some argue that duckface is actually attractive, and it is not to be confused with kissy lips, which is an entirely different phenomenon. Neither is it FGAS, because there are some IRL duckfaces that are pretty hot. This has sparked some minor controversy in that fat girls try to look like a hot IRL duckface OL by putting on the duckface look themselves, and ultimately failing at hawt. The truth of the matter is that fatties are only attractive to other fatties and chubby chasers, although you'd know this if you weren't a faggot.

How-To

STOP THAT SHIT
Duckface from first to final form.
Every single facebook camwhore in a single photo.
Dolan.
Lol wut?
Duckface 2.0
  1. Attempt to pout.
  2. Make a dumb kissy face.
  3. (optional) make peace sign for added hawtness
  4. For best results, take this picture with a mirror.
  5. Take picture.
  6. Congrats! You're a fucktard.
Some faggots even made a song about it, but the duckfaced bitches featured in the video keep sending takedown notices to YouTube. You can help by replacing it with the latest mirror when it gets taken down.



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Duckface is part of a series on Body and Health
Body Parts:

Ass • Asshole • Balls • Bodybuilding • Boobs • Brain • Cameltoe • Clitoris • Cock • Cum • Fat • Finger Box • Gunt • Hand of Clod • Hand of Dios • Iron penis • Mangina • Moobs • Neckbeard • Piss • Pussy • Shit • Skeleton • Vagoo

Diseases and Illnesses:

Acne • Addiction • AIDS • Alzheimer's • Being a Ginger • Cancer (and The Cancer That Is Killing /b/) • Comcast disease • COVID-19 • Diabeetus • Disease • DSM • Duckface • Dwarfism • Ebola • Epilepsy • Erectile dysfunction • ETD • Fetal Alcohol Syndrome • Fibromyalgia • Genital Herpes • GOTIS • GRIDS (see also The GRIDS that is killing ED) • Heart Attack • Hyperbolimia • IRC Disease • Monkeypox • Obesity • Pandemic • Parkinson's Disease • Same Face Syndrome • SARS • Sexually Transmitted Diseases • Swine Flu • Thin Skin • User Stress Syndrome • Virus • Vomiting • Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Injuries:

1guy1jar • BME • Circumcision • Castration • Death • Emo Cutter Girl • Eunuch Archive • Guro • Hangover • Headshot • LJ cut • Lobotomy • Pain Series • Pregnancy • Rectal foreign body • Self-injury • Suicide • Tattoos • Trepanation

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