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[[File:5559193585 332a5274d1 o.jpg|thumb|left|This is him/her. DO NOT WANT!]]
{{Weeaboo}}
[[File:Sickmanorwoman.png|thumb|right|It must watch a lot of hentai]]
[[File:5559193585 332a5274d1 o.jpg|thumb||This is him/her. DO NOT WANT!]]
[[File:Pixelmarib.png|thumb|right|Shows that it [[virgin|can't get none]] ]]
[[File:Pixmari.png|thumb|left|Any loyal [[fag|otaku]] would rage out of envy for not possessing one of these [[sick|fantastic]] posters]]
[[File:Pixmarii.png|thumb|right|It's not as good as the [[rape|real thing]] ]]


'''''Pixelmari''''' or by it's real name, [[dyke|Mary Walker]], is a [[fact|pussy loving]] [[weeaboo]]. It's unclear if it's a female or male, but all the same, it fills it's loneliness gap by collecting and watching [[animu|hentai]] and has [[over 9000]] cats living with it. He/she is, in fact, going to [[dying alone|die alone]] with his/her [[BDSM]] collection of VHS tapes. [[Some argue]] that [[basement dweller|it]] [[Animegao|wants to be just like the sexy anime girls it loves looking at.]] In reality, this fag is a sick fuck and should be not only be [[Banned|baleeted]] from teh internets but IRL too.
'''''Pixelmari''''' or by it's real name, [[dyke|Mary Walker]], is a [[fact|pussy loving]] [[weeaboo]]. It's unclear if it's a female or male, but all the same, it fills it's loneliness gap by collecting and watching [[animu|hentai]] and has [[over 9000]] cats living with it. He/she is, in fact, going to [[dying alone|die alone]] with his/her [[BDSM]] collection of VHS tapes. [[Some argue]] that [[basement dweller|it]] [[Animegao|wants to be just like the sexy anime girls it loves looking at.]] In reality, this fag is a sick fuck and should be not only be [[Banned|baleeted]] from teh internets but IRL too.
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==Banned from an [[japanophiles|anime collecting community]]==
==Banned from an [[japanophiles|anime collecting community]]==


[[File:Sickmanorwoman.png|thumb|right|It must watch a lot of hentai]]
[[File:Pixelmarib.png|thumb|right|Shows that it [[virgin|can't get none]] ]]
[[File:Pixmari.png|thumb||Any loyal [[fag|otaku]] would rage out of envy for not possessing one of these [[sick|fantastic]] posters]]
[[File:Pixmarii.png|thumb|right|It's not as good as the [[rape|real thing]] ]]
It was [http://serasell.livejournal.com/1226402.html banned] from a [[Sailor Moon|faggot]] LJ community because it tried to cheat someone out of their monies and also failed at being [[lolwut|anonymous]] because [[noob|it doesn't know the existence of proxies]]. This is an insult to the [[Anonymous]] everywhere and he/she should be trolled consistently.
It was [http://serasell.livejournal.com/1226402.html banned] from a [[Sailor Moon|faggot]] LJ community because it tried to cheat someone out of their monies and also failed at being [[lolwut|anonymous]] because [[noob|it doesn't know the existence of proxies]]. This is an insult to the [[Anonymous]] everywhere and he/she should be trolled consistently.


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==2012==
==2012==
As of late, Pixelmari has been making fail attempts to re-enter the very Livejournal community from which she was infinitely banned. (Tis community requires a shoutout picture to enter) During previous attempts, she([[shemale|he?]]) went as far as photoshopping a creepy hand onto the image of another user in said community.
As of late, Pixelmari has been making fail attempts to re-enter the very Livejournal community from which she was infinitely banned. (Tis community requires a shoutout picture to enter) During previous attempts, she([[shemale|he?]]) went as far as photoshopping a creepy hand onto the image of another user in said community.
Later, some other time in 2012, Mari decided to try her trick again, by using a pawn to enter the community. She attempted to [http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al9JMepysUP1Gky6Ro5nfc3sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110913134351AADCVTD buy a friend] via [[lolwut|Yahoo!Answers]] in order to try to gain membership on the Livejournal community. Well, that [[fail|didn't work out]], so (s)he did the next best thing. Pixelmari recruited a [[boyfriend|family member]] to take the shoutout picture for her. The result was an image of a [[lol|45 year old male Nascar fan]] [http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg857/scaled.php?server=857&filename=dsc03701l.jpg&res=landing holding a sign to enter a Sailor Moon community.] [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6moj1uJYA1qfmozbo1_1280.png Version 2]
Later, some other time in 2012, Mari decided to try her trick again, by using a pawn to enter the community. She attempted to [http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Al9JMepysUP1Gky6Ro5nfc3sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110913134351AADCVTD buy a friend] via [[lolwut|Yahoo!Answers]] in order to try to gain membership on the Livejournal community. Well, that [[fail|didn't work out]], so (s)he did the next best thing. Pixelmari recruited a [[boyfriend|family member]] to take the shoutout picture for her. The result was an image of a [[lol|45 year old male Nascar fan]] [https://archive.is/SzG7q holding a sign to enter a Sailor Moon community.] [http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6moj1uJYA1qfmozbo1_1280.png Version 2]


== Technical Information ==
== Technical Information ==

Latest revision as of 04:52, 5 October 2015

This luser is an unmilked lolcow, and should have been trolled a long time ago.

You can help by starting a Flame War at their own expense.
This is him/her. DO NOT WANT!

Pixelmari or by it's real name, Mary Walker, is a pussy loving weeaboo. It's unclear if it's a female or male, but all the same, it fills it's loneliness gap by collecting and watching hentai and has over 9000 cats living with it. He/she is, in fact, going to die alone with his/her BDSM collection of VHS tapes. Some argue that it wants to be just like the sexy anime girls it loves looking at. In reality, this fag is a sick fuck and should be not only be baleeted from teh internets but IRL too.



Youtube videos

Moar of it's shitastic video can be viewed here. The weeaboo has a voice that's similar to the sound of a bear fucking a pig, so you can't distinguish it as a male or female's voice. Also, as you can see in it's collection video below, his/her's living space is small and very uncrowded, so it must be a basement. Isn't that so uncommonl?

It's cats are worn out over the furry sex they just had, duh.

You can find hentai in the video below this text if you search very carefully

It steals art on DA! Who would have guessed?

Banned from an anime collecting community

It must watch a lot of hentai
Shows that it can't get none
Any loyal otaku would rage out of envy for not possessing one of these fantastic posters
It's not as good as the real thing

It was banned from a faggot LJ community because it tried to cheat someone out of their monies and also failed at being anonymous because it doesn't know the existence of proxies. This is an insult to the Anonymous everywhere and he/she should be trolled consistently.

Kittehs

If hentai isn't enough for it, it would decide that a cat is fine too. In fact, he/she is rumored to have been the man responsible for this, under the name Keith. That poor little shit. He/she is not a confirmed furry fan, but they say that hentai is the gateway pr0n.


2012

As of late, Pixelmari has been making fail attempts to re-enter the very Livejournal community from which she was infinitely banned. (Tis community requires a shoutout picture to enter) During previous attempts, she(he?) went as far as photoshopping a creepy hand onto the image of another user in said community. Later, some other time in 2012, Mari decided to try her trick again, by using a pawn to enter the community. She attempted to buy a friend via Yahoo!Answers in order to try to gain membership on the Livejournal community. Well, that didn't work out, so (s)he did the next best thing. Pixelmari recruited a family member to take the shoutout picture for her. The result was an image of a 45 year old male Nascar fan holding a sign to enter a Sailor Moon community. Version 2

Technical Information

IP Address: 174.127.108.127

Server DNS A: 174.127.108.127

Server DNS NS: dns1.midphase.com dns2.midphase.com

Server Name: slmp-550-43.slc.westdc.net

Server Type: Apache

Contact Information

Home Address

Mary B. Walker aka Theresa Daynorowicz

PO BOX 683

Bensalem, Pennsylvania 19020

Phone number

+1-215-310-5353

Emails


Ebay username(s) 

mahou.shoujo

See Also

Links


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