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Stranger: YES
Stranger: i love being raped
Stranger: in the ass
Stranger: thank you kind sir
You: u are welcome
Stranger: yes

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You: hi
Stranger: hey what's up it's nicolas cage
You: hi nic
You: wanna see a cute pic of me
Stranger: i found the national treasure
You: yeah that movie was cool
Stranger: yes
You: http://bit.ly/bAVioO
You: like it
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: LOL
You: IMPOSTER
Stranger: I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND FUCKING KILL YOU
You: You are not him for real.
Stranger: MOTHER FUCKER'\
You: Chill out dude.
You: I'm a teen.
You: Chill.
Stranger: I KNOW WHERE YOU FUCKING LICE
Stranger: *LIVE
You: RAGE
Stranger: I'M GOING TO SLIT YOUR THROAT
You: RAGE
Stranger: IN YOUR FUCKING SLEEP
You: RAGE
Stranger: DON'T SLEEP WITH YOUR FUCKING EYES OPEN
You: RAGE
You: Fuck you for being an imposter.
Stranger: I WA6S 9
Stranger: I WAS KIDDING YOU STUPID CUNT
You: Don't lie.
You: See what it does?
You: I'm one son of a dick.
You: But chill.
You: I'm a teen
You: Take a joke.
You: It happened to me before.
Stranger: I HATE YOU. THAT WAS NOT A FUCKING JOKE.
Stranger: THAT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER SEEN YOU SICK MINDED PERSON.
You: lol
You: If you know where i live...
Stranger: i aint got no money
You: Then where?
Stranger: i like you just the way you are
You: Okay.
You: Tell me where I live.
Stranger: Oklahoma

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Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: are you girl?
You: yeah, 15/f/UK
Stranger: ım boy 19
You: Nice ;)
Stranger: have you msn adress babe?
You: Yeahh x Wanna see my tits?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: say me your adress
You: What's yours? I'll add you babe
You: hehe, your makin me wet
Stranger: can ı know too
Stranger: [email protected]
Stranger: will u add me?
You: No, sorry, I am reporting you to the Police for pedophilia and soliciting cybersex from underage girls.
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Stranger:  looking for lesbian im 15 and am curious(;
You: heyy wanna check out my public profile on facebook?
Stranger: sure?
You: ok hold on
You: http://facebook.on.nimp.org/profile.php?id=579256410
You: here
Stranger: mk hold on
Stranger: omg u dick
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Stranger: Hey
You: god loves you
You: =)
Stranger: That's umm great
Stranger: Lol
You: just kidden, he shits in your face lol
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You: are you Tod Goldstein McFarm?
Stranger: OH MY GOD.
Stranger: THERE YOU ARE.
You: FINALLY
You: nigger
You: lets have sex
You: RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Stranger: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU.
Stranger: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
You: AT WORK
You: SORRY I WASNT HOME HAVING YOU SUCK MY COCK
You: HOW WAS THE KITCHEN?
Stranger: DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER THAT WAY.
You: I FUCK MY MOTHER
You: YEAH
You: YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THAT SHIT
You: NIGGER
Stranger: You are one sick bastard.
Stranger: Literally.
You: i know
Stranger: You were born out of wedlock.
You: so were you
You: brotha from another mother
Stranger: See, I fucked your mom while your dad was away at war.
You: oh
You: i see
You: so i have 2 fathers?
Stranger: He didn't put the pieces together.
Stranger: No.
You: i see
Stranger: That other guy is just some douche.
You: so
You: can i tap your mother?
Stranger: If you want.
Stranger: She's dead.
You: when she finishes making me a samich
You: ok
Stranger: It'd be kinda gross.
You: ill dig her up
You: right now
Stranger: Okay/
Stranger: Have fun.
You: want to help?
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: You get the shovels.
You: we can gang bang her
Stranger: I'll meet you at the cemetary.
You: ok
You: whats the address?
You: i can bring snacks
Stranger: I can't remember.
Stranger: But it's the only one in town.
You: ill drive my van over their
You: you can have a ride if you want
Stranger: ok
Stranger: meet me in ten.
You: but youll have to find my puppy first
You: kay kay
Stranger: k
You: so
You: who likes short shorts?
You: i like short shorts.
You: bitch
Stranger: I like your mom in short shorts.
Stranger: Son.
You: i know
You: so do i
You: she's damn hot
Stranger: I would still tap that.
You: id tap that shit
You: too
Stranger: even though she got old.
You: she's not old
You: she's the same age as me
Stranger: She is.
You: she's also my sister
You: yeah
Stranger: You're both old.
You: my family is awesome
You: dude
You: everyone just fucking eachother
You: like rabbits
Stranger: I know.
You: you want in?
Stranger: I'm actually also your grandfather.
You: awwhh!!!
Stranger: And also your aunt..
You: ive bene looking for you!
You: oh
You: so your a hermephodite
Stranger: Yep.
You: man
Stranger: I'm also your grandmother.
You: we should hook up some time
You: <3
Stranger: I gave birth to myself.
Stranger: Sure thing <3
You: awwhh
You: that sounds sweet
You: then you just had babies with yourself
You: and started a whole incest family
You: of hermephodites
Stranger: Hawt.
You: and thats how i was born
You: hell yeah
Stranger: Let's get started when we dig up my mom.
You: great!
You: is she your father too?
Stranger: Naw.
You: wait asec
You: if you gave birth to yourself
You: then that meens
Stranger: Don't ask questions.
You: your your own mother
You: which meens your dead
You: which meens that your a zombie!!!
Stranger: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
You: shit!
Stranger: I'm not a Zombie.
You: who dug you up zombie?!
Stranger: I faked my own death.
You: nice cover story zombie
You: i know the truth though
Stranger: I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD.
Stranger: SO HELP ME GOD,
Stranger: I WILL TAKE YOU OUT.
You: then i can be a zombie incest hermephodite too
You: and make babie clones of myself
Stranger: Exactly.
You: then have hawt gay hermephodite incest you with bb <3
Stranger: Hawt baby/grandson/son.
You: awwh
You: lets do it
You: right now
Stranger: /also nephew.
You: and while we do that ill get some clokes and we can lynch niggers
You: theirs some mighty fine niggers neer my trailer park
Stranger: Now, that's not the way we raised you.
You: tran-grandpawpy
Stranger: we have sex with each other.
Stranger: but we don't hate others.
Stranger: we're all about love.
Stranger: ;D
You: awwwwhhh
Stranger: And by love I mean sex.
You: thats sooo sweeeet
You: ive been blind all these years
You: thankyou grandpa!
You: for waking me up to my own stupidity!
Stranger: You are welcome my child/grandchild/nephew.
You: if we kill people then they cant have gay incest sex with their relatives
Stranger: Exactly/
You: it all makes so much sense now
Stranger: How would you feel if someone killed you?
Stranger: Then you wouldn't be able to have incest sex with our family?
Stranger: Wouldn't that be terrible?
You: yeah
You: we need to keep everony alive
You: so we can have sex with them
You: one by one
You: untill everyones related to us
Stranger: Exactly.
You: then kill the people who arent related to us
You: so every time we have sex with someone its incest
Stranger: Which is no one.
You: it will be the final solution
You: thats a damn good plan
You: then we will all be /b/rothers
You: and fuck eachother
You: isnt that wonderfull
Stranger: it is indeed.
Stranger: Now, you be a good kid.
Stranger: I'm off to have sex with your mom.
You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Omegle
You: this is going up in ed
Stranger: I'll be in to your room in a little while.
Stranger: Win.
You: GREAT GRANDPAPS
Stranger: Night, your rascally little squirt.
You: allright buetifull child
You: its up
You: bai

Stranger: hey
You: hey there
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 m usa
Stranger: hbu
You: ah i see :)
You: im 19/f/us
You: how lucky
You: were the same age :)
Stranger: lol
You: im feeling pretty horny rite now actually
You: ...
You: i have a cam set up if youd like to see it...
Stranger: i dont have one
You: thats okay...
You: u can just watch me...and I can fantasize ;)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where is it
You: k
You: this is the website. go to the search barand type ~prettyInPinK09~
You: http://www.pressurespot.com/
Stranger: where is search brand type?
You: the search bar is at the top of the page. ;)
Stranger: not at the thing u sent me
You: umm wat website are u on? it should be there?
Stranger: mine jsut had a guy sticking his head in a girls vagt
You: wow rly? lol
You: thats funny
You: sorry i did that just for fun.
Stranger: haha ok?
You: hold on
You: http://www.thewillpower.org/ just look for ~prettyInPinK09~ under Cams>Girls
Stranger: ok
Stranger: uh
You: ??
You: u dont like?
You: :(
You: am I ugly?
You: :(
Stranger: i still cant find it
Stranger: haha
You: oh rly?
You: huh
You: i thought u could find it its not that hard?
You: uh maybe im remembering the website wrong. >.<
Stranger: cant u jsut send me the url?
You: uh, yeah, hold on.
You: found it!
You: sorry about that
You: here it is:
You: prettyinpink09.on.nimp.org
You: the real website this time
You: im almost 100% positive
You: i checked myself after all
You: do you see me?
You: my cam is on :)
You: im waving to you ;)
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Stranger: hi asl
Stranger: 22 m india
Stranger: sex tak
You: 18/f/ uk
Stranger: u interested
You: ok but you don't smell like curry do you?
Stranger: hey u insulting?
Stranger: i wl gve u mre plsre dn any1
You: no just theres a flat my friend has by this indian family
Stranger: u virgin?
You: and it always smells like curry there and it gives me bad memories cuz i was raped there
Stranger: how tel me in detal
Stranger: n dnt afrad of me
You: no I can't talk about it its too painful
You: i just need a shoulder to cry on
Stranger: ok babe
Stranger: dnt wry
You: thanks
Stranger: was he a indian who raped
You: no the indean family lived next door but the curry smell was so strong you could smell it in the whole bbuilding
Stranger: are u having any relation from india
You: nope pure brit here
You: we used to own india though so I guess thats close right?
Stranger: ok baby . u may consider as a friend
Stranger: n dnt tak about dat u have used to own us it is very painful 2 me
You: afk one sec gotta smoke
Stranger: are u on orkut
Stranger: plz dnt do dat
Stranger: if u wana be my friend or my shoulder to cry dn u wl have 2 become lyk an indian girl
Stranger: hey reply fast m in cafe. i have 2 go
You: sorry im pack
You: back
Stranger: so tel me wat do want from me
You: So abased, so monotonous is everything that meets the eye, that when the Ganges comes down it might be expected to wash the excrescence back into the soil. Houses do fall, people are drowned and left rotting, but the general outline of the town persists, welling here, shrinking there, like some low but indestructible form of life
Stranger: wat was dat
Stranger: are u on orkut?
Stranger: tel ur name?
You: no im not on orkut
Stranger: so u was just chattin wid me or nything else from me.......... i
You: sorry i just wanted to cyber and send dirty nasty sexy pics but indean guys have small dicks so its kinda a turnoff
You: and I have never known anything but disaster result when English people and Indians attempt to be intimate socially.
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You: father prayed and guess who came the hooded man in Sithis' name who left but then he 
came once more to pass through window wall and door I lie in fear my mouth agape as 
wicked blade did cleave your nape for I was watching 'neath the bed to see the falling 
of your head and when your face lie on the floor our loving eyes did meet once more and 
so I pledged to you that day the Brotherhood would dearly pay and just as they took me from 
you I'd find and kill their mother too but there's someplace I need to start and that's with 
father's beating heart and when that's done I'll sing and dance to celebrate a dead LaChance
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Stranger: hey bitch
You: yo sucka
Stranger: waddup nigga
You: yeah don't call me a nigger. im not an ethnic minority.
Stranger: i didn't call you a nigger
Stranger: i said nigga
You: you're a tool
Stranger: im a girl
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Stranger: m or f?
You: Huge.
You: Throbbing.
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Stranger: heya 
Stranger: asl
You: Sup. I heard you're a stupid whore?
Stranger: asl
You: Yes, I suppose you are.
You: Since you obviously want cybersex and don't realize you won't get it.
Stranger: so asl
You: 17/m/Canada
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Stranger: sam?
You: I am.
Stranger: really ?
You: Yes.
Stranger: then you know who i am !
You: Yes. You are that little shit who won't leave me alone about eating your god damn green eggs.
You: I don't WANT your fucking green eggs and ham.
Stranger: oh - you are rude !
You: No. Listen here.
You: YOU are the rude one for never leaving me alone.
You: NEVER.
You: EVER.
You: I DONT WANT YOUR GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
Stranger: why are you so mean to me ? i didn't do anything to you !
You: hell you didn't. You stalked me for weeks, DEMANDING, I eat your green eggs and ham.
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Stranger: hi
You: I hate vans
You: I hate planes
You: I hate the woods
You: I hate subways
Stranger: the shoes or the vehicle?
You: I hate small towns
You: I hate stairs
You: I hate elevators
You: I hate trainyards
You: I hate tunnels
Stranger: how about 6 feet under?
You: I hate 6 Feet Under
You: I hate hospitals,and doctors,and lawers,and cops
You: I hate helicopters
You: I hate the water
Stranger: sounds like a punk rocker to me
You: I hate sewers
You: I hate lawers, when are they gonna get done "practicing" law?
You: I hate stairways
You: I hate manholes
You: I hate trainyards
Stranger: don't let me get a word in edgewise...you already said trainyards
You: You know what I dont hate?
Stranger: i'm anxiously awaiting your answer
You: I don't hate vests.
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Stranger: show me the carfax
You: i'm not selling cars
Stranger: yeah ok just show me the carfax
You: don't have
Stranger: look buddy just show me the carfax
You: im gonna tell u something
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i dont care if you charge no down payment
Stranger: i just want the god damn carfax
You: my father was a butcher
You: as was my grandfather
Stranger: i don't care about that shit
Stranger: show me the god damn fucking carfax
You: as was his father and so on...
You: there is a tradition in the family
Stranger: to not show carfaxes
Stranger: yeah i can tell
Stranger: look buddy
Stranger: show me the carfax
Stranger: i don't care about your sob stories
Stranger: i just want the carfax
You: you know what we do in our family with people like u, who are yelling about some communist bullshit
Stranger: hey fuck you
Stranger: i fucking served my country
Stranger: i deserve a fucking carfax
Stranger: so go to hell
You: in soviet russia country serves you, sir!
Stranger: listen buddy
Stranger: i didn't go to war for 5 years
Stranger: to be denied the right to my carfax
Stranger: either you give me my carfax
Stranger: or i will take my business elsewhere
You: take your fucking business to hell
Stranger: that's where you're going
Stranger: god loves carfax
You: you red sock don't know God's will
Stranger: carfax is the creation of the gods
Stranger: never before has something been that awesome
Stranger: if you deny me the right to the creation of the gods
Stranger: you are worse then Satan
You: don't tell me lies, mister
You: who the fuck are you anyway?
Stranger: i am an american citizen
Stranger: who wants a god damn carfax
Stranger: and you won't let me have it
Stranger: you slimy motherfucker
You: american citizen… the fuck you are!!
Stranger: look buddy
Stranger: keep your commie bullshit back in your faggot countries
Stranger: because everyone knows true americans love carfax
You: i smell a communist 50 miles against the wind and u sir are a red as was stalin
Stranger: you must be distracted cause you're smelling yourself
Stranger: would a real american hate carfax
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't think so
Stranger: so either shut the fuck up
Stranger: and give me my god damned carfax
Stranger: or i will fucking report you as a terrorist
You: oh boy, wait until the marines come to moscow again
You: we should have bombed you asses outta europe 60 years ago
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: don't fucking say you're an american
Stranger: if you won't show me the god damned carfax
Stranger: you're an insult to my honour as an american
You: i'm from texas as was my father
You: and my grandfather
You: and his father's fathers
Stranger: yeah i know that's bullshit
Stranger: if you were a real american you would have showed me my carfax 30 minutes ago
You: the only bullshit here is you and your fricking carfax
Stranger: look
Stranger: just show me the carfax
Stranger: and we can part ways
Stranger: we'll never meet again
Stranger: and we'll all be happy
Stranger: keep this bullshit up
Stranger: and i'll fucking sue you for harassment
You: i'll sue you
You: but wait a sec…
You: what do u want the carfax for anyway?
Stranger: i want an american car
Stranger: ford mustang 1994
You: sure you don't prefer a trabant
You: or daciaß
You: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't fucking speak your spanish shit
Stranger: look
Stranger: fucking show me the carfax
Stranger: or i'll call my fucking lawyer
You: hey i'm not speaking spanish, SIR!
You: what the hell do you think i am?
You: a mexican gringo or what?
Stranger: fuck this
Stranger: i'm out
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: I'm your worst nightmare
Stranger: hahah :DDd
You: Im going to rape and torture you in ways you can't even imagine
Stranger: i just woke up.
You: Well you woke up
Stranger: sure..
You: to MY FUCKING COCK IN YOUR ASS
You: TAKE IT BITCH!
You: *RAPE RAPE RAPE*
Stranger: bitchh ?
Stranger: hahah.
Stranger: *slaps your face*
You: that's right
You: you
You: are my bitch
You: *elbows in throat*
You: YOU
Stranger: *kicks your ASS AWAY *
You: do not fucking touch me
You: *shoots in the knee*
Stranger: of course i touch you :)
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: are you a bit bored or something?
You: *resumes raping*
You: IM RAPING HERE
Stranger: o.O
You: oh god
You: your ass is bleeding
You: I LOVE IT <3<3<3
Stranger: you are not funny :(
You: the blood is making my cock slippery
You: I'm not trying to be funny
You: I'm trying to RAPE HERE
Stranger: yeah, ur bored old man
You: and you are raped
You: <3
Stranger: i know you don't have anything else to do but..
You: your asshole is so loose now!
Stranger: huhuuhh.
You: incontinence is your fate!
Stranger: no
You: You disgust me
You: you filthy
You: cheap
You: fucking whore
Stranger: welll
Stranger: maybe someone is gay in this conversation
You: No shit
Stranger: and it's you.
You: I've been raping your ass
Stranger: well, yes.
You: for how long?
You: you bigot
Stranger: hahahaha
You: you got a problem with gays?
Stranger: no. boys has.
You: people like you
Stranger: yeah ? :)
You: should be executed
You: or used for medical experimentation
Stranger: be normall.
You: like the shit the nazis did
You: at least let your fucking existence have some meaning
You: through suffering your body shall reveal scientific secrets
Stranger: hahahaha. idiot ?
Stranger: - yes.
You: hahahahah suck my dick?
Stranger: hahhaahhahha not yours :)
You: you can't even speak english straight
You: you sound like a fucking foreigner
Stranger: it's ok to me.
You: I can tell
Stranger: well, i don't really care
You: Yes you do
You: go the FUCK BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY
Stranger: i care that i can speak my native language perfectly.
You: get your goddamn electrons out of my country
Stranger: i'm in my own country..
Stranger: ;DD
You: Your electrons are in MY country
Stranger: no.
You: and while on the internet
You: YOU
You: will speak
You: perfect
You: English
You: or not use it at all
You: got it?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: i use it when i want fucking idiott
Stranger: or how i want
You: No, that's where you are wrong
Stranger: what the hell
You: the internet for you people is a PRIVELIGE
You: not a RIGHT
Stranger: manipulate people on the internet... :DD
You: Dirty fucking foreigner
You: I hope your country gets invaded
Stranger: you are foreigner to me
You: or radicalized by muslims
You: or both
You: preferably both
Stranger: where are you from?
You: UP YOUR ASS BITCH!
Stranger: hhaha.
Stranger: i think ur from the usa
You: Wrong
You: I'm from china
You: asshole
You: fucking idiot asshole
Stranger: china..
Stranger: hahahah, i guessed ur asian
Stranger: they're so rude,
You: HaH! wrong again
Stranger: that's why people HATE THEM
You: I'ma uighar
You: we're a white ethnic group
You: you just keep failing
You: give it up
You: give it the FUCK up
Stranger: huohhh.
Stranger: did someone hurt you badly?
Stranger: because you are like that.
You: no, but I'm going to hurt you badly
Stranger: noo.
Stranger: :]
You: you and your degree in Internet-Psychology
Stranger: you are a nerd..
You: you are a fucking moron
You: and a filthy foreigner
Stranger: no.
You: I wish all of the bad things on the earth
Stranger: you are foreigner to me
You: upon you
You: and your family
Stranger: and i'm not filthy
You: Oh yes you are
Stranger: your wish is a bit late
You: crawling with cholera and AIDS
Stranger: but something bad happened already to my family, so..
You: HAHAHAH
You: THERE IS A GOD!
You: YES!
Stranger: aids and cholera
You: I love it!
You: Thank you!
Stranger: no.. not in this country
Stranger: :]
Stranger: here is clean and everything
You: Then we'll have to fucking introduce some
You: now won't me?
You: we*
Stranger: healthy people
You: so you've learned to live with your HIV?
Stranger: i don't have HIV, idiot
Stranger: well
You: you are in denial
You: get tested
Stranger: maybe you're just trying to hide,
You: Are you positive you're negative?
Stranger: that your country sucks
You: Lol @ your pitiful psychology
You: lies and damnations!
Stranger: not pitiful
Stranger: you are reallly pitiful
You: your psychology
You: is the vomit you spew
You: when I shove my cock
You: down your throat
Stranger: hahahhaa. sure you will..
Stranger: but neverr :]
You: Awww
You: you're scared
You: you're right to be
Stranger: huohh
Stranger: i'm really scared yes.
You: One day, when you leat expect it WHAM! Dildo in the ass
Stranger: about that, how ABNORMAL YOU ARE
You: ABORNMAL > NORMAL
You: Fuck being normal
Stranger: no
You: you are a sheep
You: a fucking conformist COMMUNIST
You: sheep
Stranger: i'm human.
You: COMMUNIST
You: COMMUNIST
Stranger: idio
Stranger: idiot
Stranger: idiot
Stranger: nerd
Stranger: nerd
Stranger: nerd
Stranger: nerd
You: Hahahah
You: lol
Stranger: FREAK
You: @ ad-hominem
Stranger: ugly
Stranger: old
Stranger: man
You: Awwwwww
You: crying?
You: butthurt?
Stranger: omg.
You: misguessing my age and gender
You: in addition to my nationality?
Stranger: idc what people say to me on the internet
You: Well
You: you've been here an AWFUL long time
You: for someone who don't
Stranger: is it nice to be alone the rest of your life? :)
You: not big enough to just d/c on me
You: fragile fucking ego whore?
Stranger: i'm so sorry about that.
You: hahahaHA
You: lol you are only using me
You: to rationalize
You: you think because I don't like you
You: I must have problems
You: WRONG!
Stranger: nooo.
You: Its fucking funny
Stranger: and what's wrong with me?
Stranger: :]
You: the most common argument in the book
You: TRY EVERYTHING?!
You: You have HIV
Stranger: no.
You: you live in some buttfuck-poor country
You: you hae no money
Stranger: we see, you're kidding
You: you haven't showered in weeks
Stranger: i live in finland
Stranger: it's not poor country
You: HAHAHA
You: go kill yourself
Stranger: also, i was in the shower 2 hours ago
Stranger: i have money
You: like half your country does yearly
You: being licked by a goat
Stranger: and my family has money
You: does NOT count as a shower
Stranger: well..
Stranger: here doesn't live goats :)
Stranger: but..
You: You mean you assraped them to death?
You: That's HORRIBLE
Stranger: omg
Stranger: where are you from
You: I told you
You: china motherfucker
You: ni de ma ma
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: china...
You: wo bi xi huan ni de ma ma
Stranger: that's not china
You: bu xi huan*
Stranger: but
Stranger: chinese *
You: yes it is
You: ni de ma ma = your mother
You: its pinyin
You: I realize chinese is character
You: but for ppl who speak english to learn it
You: they have a phoentic called pinyin
You: look it up asshole
Stranger: well, dude..
Stranger: you are pathetic
You: hahahaha
You: says the homosexual from FINALND
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
You: fucking funniest thing I've heard ALL day
Stranger: i'm a girl
You: what does dyke pussy taste like?
Stranger: and also, i admit things...
You: I'm curious
You: I like to beat women when I have sex with them
Stranger: well, maybe you don't know :(
You: does that excite you?
You: I like to slap them
You: call them whores
Stranger: no, anything in you doesn't excite me
Stranger: yeah because you're horny rightt now.
You: I'll work off my erection
You: by cutting a hole in you
You: AND FUCKING IT
Stranger: and btw
Stranger: i translated chinese,
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: and you're not chinese :) dude.
You: without the tones
You: dickwad
Stranger: you're from the uk,
Stranger: full of fat people
Stranger: or usa... hahahahahah what people!
You: I didn't give you the tone marks asscheese
You: of course you can't translate it
Stranger: asscheese?
You: Fungus that grows on the ass
You: because you don't fucking wipe
Stranger: huhuhuhh.
Stranger: you're ugly, old, hairy man.
Stranger: that's what i think of you,
You: hahahaha
You: I'm sure you do
Stranger: and i don't wanna talk to someone who is out of his mind
You: That fits your worldview
You: MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER
You: its a LIE
You: you tell yourself
Stranger: so, bye. :) 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: 16 yr male looking for 14+ female for sexual c2c.. am fat.. interested?
You: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
You: HAHAHAH
You: fatty
You: no way
Stranger: lol
You: was looking for cyber
You: but not fatties
Stranger: i bet your fat
You: HAHAHAH
You: awww how cute
You: you and your little rationalization
You: because I criticize you
You: I MUST be fat
Stranger: not realy
You: that fits your worldview
You: that helps you feel okay
Stranger: nope
You: I NEED to be fat for you to feel okay
You: you are pathetic
You: fatty fat fat fat
You: GO PUKE
You: go to the toilet
You: RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Stranger: lol, your pathetic
You: and GET TO PUKIN BITCH
You: hahahaha
You: says the homosexual FATTY
You: that'll be the day
You: FUCKIN hilarious
Stranger: i have a Fiancee..
You: HAAAAAAAAAA
You: then why are you looking for ass on the internet
You: HAHAHAHAH
You: fat cyber
You: and you have a FIANCE
You: HAHHAA
Stranger: she's in China..
You: Oh my god
You: I can't breathe
You: fucking MAIL ORDER
You: hahahahhaah
You: OH MY GOD
You: OH MY GOD
You: My ribs hurt
You: you are just so pathetic
You: God only allows you to live
Stranger: i see you must spend alot of time on the computer to type so fast
You: through CLERICAL ERROR
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: and God isn't real
You: that's your best rejoinder?
You: that's it you fucking chink fatty
You: Well you see, god is my cock
You: and my cock is REAL nice
You: so god exists
You: so you are wrong
Stranger: yeah, gay
You: HAHAHAHA
You: better to be gay
Stranger: mentioning cock to a guy
You: than a fat chink
Stranger: lol?
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: ME RIKEY CYBER SEX
Stranger: i come from Australia
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: OH MY GOD
You: please NO MORE
You: I want to be able to use my lungs tommorrow
Stranger: i bet, your american?
You: No, I'm a Uighar
You: you racist piece of shit
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: "a fat chink"
You: Ni tai pang le!
Stranger: is what you said. so please. just go hang yourself before your mother and i are too disspointed
You: hahaha
You: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: oh my god
You: you are going to go eat
You: after you d/c
You: because THATS HOW YOU COPE
You: you miserable
You: FAT
You: FUCK
You: real people DEAL
You: you just EAT
You: and ignore it
You: bad as an alcoholic
Stranger: why would i go cope after i've been talking to an american?
You: Talking to the master race who wouldn't?
Stranger: lol?
You: God damn
You: I bet you got some titties
You: little boy
Stranger: American? your country is full of blacks
You: looking for 14+ female
You: little pedo fucker
You: also
Stranger: lol
You: tree of life
Stranger: i bet you rape your sister :)
You: whites>blacks>trees>grass>worms>plague>abos>australians>you
You: Slight correction
You: I bet I rape your fianceee
You: she's a total whore
Stranger: oi..
You: you think she's not going to get fucked
You: before you get her?
You: she's figuring hey
You: my life is going to be with this BORING FAT FUCK
You: I better have some REAL sex
You: while I can
Stranger: woah.. settle down
Stranger: just bvecause your boyfriend left you
You: She's probably getting it good
You: when she's lying on her back
You: waiting for you and your short cock to finish
You: she'll be thinking of a REAL man
You: who took her hard
You: and pleasured her
You: like you can't
Stranger: lol, funny thing is shes a virgin..
You: man even your comebacks are pathetic
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: AND YOU BELIEVE THAT
You: HAAAAAAAAAA
You: I bet you believe in UNICORNS too
You: and Dragons
Stranger: yes i do actualy, i've known her since Pre-School..
You: HAHAHAH
You: Oh my GOD!
You: PEDO ALERT
You: PEDO ALERT
You: ALERT CHRIS HANSEN!
Stranger: lol?
You: Dude
You: she has gotten fucked
You: at least once
You: that's a fact
Stranger: no, im Fredderick Williamson
Stranger: get it right
You: Nice name
You: Lol
You: so homosexual in nature
Stranger: wow.. your knowledge of Rapists is poor then..
You: Hmm
You: and the plot thickens
You: your knowledge of rapists is superior
You: I bow to it
You: I spend far less time
You: studying rape
Stranger: thank you
You: than you do
You: you sick fuck
You: So
You: what else do you do
You: when not looking for little girls
Stranger: maybe i want to be a Crimonologist?
You: to cheat on your whore of a fiancee with
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
You: I'm going to need to go the the fucking hospital if you keep this up
You: WATCH TOO MUCH CSI FATTY?
You: DNA ANALYSIS TAKES MONTHS
You: Ever done PCR asshole?
Stranger: i dont watch Tv..
You: YET YOU KNOW WHAT CSI IS
You: fail
You: fail
You: fail
You: oh my god boy
You: stop trying
Stranger: says you
You: Yes
You: me
You: I'm
You: god
Stranger: you cant stop me from doing anything
You: The final fucking authority
You: on heaven and earth
You: I can stop you
You: from feeling good
You: about your fat self
Stranger: i know my rights more then you
You: who is going to
You: OHHHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOD
You: This is better than comedy!
Stranger: your not making me feel bad
You: Than scripted comedy*
You: Yes I am
You: tell that to yourself
You: who is going to eat
You: to avoid the emotional pain
Stranger: lol, i've had people like you in my life since grade 6.. i think i am over it
You: stuffing your mouth with junk
You: HAHAHA
You: NO!
You: Life is filled with people like me
You: the universe LOVES to fuck with people like you
You: and it does it by giving people like me money and power over you
You: so get used to it fatty
You: *jiggles your mantits*
Stranger: power?
You: Yes
You: Power
You: your boss
You: will be an asshole
You: just like me
Stranger: not realy
You: who will give you an offensive nickname
You: and fuck your wife when you're not looking
Stranger: i wouldn't care
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
Stranger: untill it actualy happened
You: Right, because you're at the preeschool
You: scoping out your next "Fiancee"?
You: Dear god
You: you are sick
You: sick sick sick
Stranger: no, because i would be Studying the nature of why people commit murder and such other haenous crims
You: In a way I coul dnever be
You: HAAAAAAAAAA
You: like every other serial killer
You: dude you'd suck at it
You: you're having trouble discerning MY motives
Stranger: crimes*
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
You: You gotta be a sociopath
You: to catch one
You: and although you are a pedophile
You: you aren't a socipath
You: Poor little fat
Stranger: you might not know if i am or not
You: 16 year old boy
You: with little dreams
You: and a little whore wife
You: life is gonna be tough for you my man
You: its gonna be reaaaal tough
You: its gonna grind you down
Stranger: what do you plan to be? the leader of the free world?
You: Pffft to aim so low?
You: I'm already god
You: what else is there
Stranger: yeah, it already is
Stranger: t care much anymore
Stranger: so i don'
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW
You: you don't care?
You: Try eating!
You: You'll FEEL BETTER
You: What I would give
Stranger: lol?
You: to hear your mental process
You: as you rationalize
You: your next snack
You: trying to find a way
You: where you won't believe you're eating because you feel bad
You: about me
You: the gymnastics you will do in your head
Stranger: why dont you actualy put your sentences togeather like a normal person would
Stranger: or i can
You: will be worthy of olympic gold
Stranger: just do this
You: I do it
Stranger: because i like dick
You: to breka up
You: my phrasing
You: to EMPHASIZE
You: certain points
Stranger: thats what comma's are for
You: as I have control over my lexicon and stylism
You: Commas are trite and overused you little shit
Stranger: lol
You: learn to write like a real person, and not your shit essays
Stranger: "little shit"
You: before you comment on a REAL man's writing
You: Awww
Stranger: in would like you to come near me and call me that
You: you're gonna try and make a point
You: Give me some details
You: I'll do it
You: I'm not a coward
You: unlike you
Stranger: come to Yeppoon in Australia. 18 Chrisney Street
Stranger: Queensland
Stranger: :)
You: interesting
Stranger: and i bet you anything, i will fuck you up
You: be a bit of a flight
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
You: but worthi t
You: to deal with a little shit like you
Stranger: do it faggot
You: hahahah
You: if only you knew
You: the origins of that term
You: "do it faggot"
You: hahahhahhahahahah
You: You think you're tough
You: at 16
You: you're hard
You: you're FAT
You: I'll make you cry
Stranger: and your age is?
You: hot tears
You: 23 motherfucker
Stranger: ahhhh, good
Stranger: come beat me up
You: Tough guy on the internet
You: But a coward in real life
You: that's why you're here
Stranger: not realy
You: A REAL MAN
You: would have d/ced 20 min ago
You: and not taken the SHIT
You: I throw at you
You: but you can't
You: you have to DEFEND YOURSELF
You: from me
You: to JUSTIFY YOUR SENSE OF SELF WORTH
You: your mind is in rationalize mode man
You: its thinking "deny deny deny"
Stranger: ahhh, but a real man would stick up for themselves would they not?
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: My god man, you should be a comedian
You: How are you sticking up for yourself?
You: I'm just sitting here insulting you
Stranger: i defend myself every day from people just like you
You: if you d/ced
You: I'd not know who you are
You: or where you are
You: and I could not insult you
You: I'd know nothing
Stranger: because, i enjoy seeing what people like you THINK you know about me
You: and you could go on with life
You: ahahahahahah
You: rationalize rationalize rationalize
You: you're fragile like glass bitch
You: fucking fragile
You: got picked on in school
You: because you're fat
You: so you worked out a little, but didn't lose weight
You: picked enough fights
You: so that people just talk shit behind your back
You: instead of to your face
You: mostly
Stranger: because their scared
You: life is gonna be rooooooough
You: No, because they were tired of getting in trouble for making fun of the fat kid
Stranger: i know a person. just like you
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: he runs from me everytime i go near him
You: STOP THE PRESSES
You: Now
You: you are assigning my identity
You: to someone who fears you
You: OH MY GOD TRANSPARENCY
You: rationalize rationalize rationalize
Stranger: yes, because i bet you do fear me
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: OH MY GOD
You: YOU ARE A FAT 16 YEAR OLD ON THE INTERNET
You: WHO FEELS THE NEED TO PICK A FIGHT WITH ME
You: DO TO HIS OWN FRAGILE EGO
You: I
You: laugh
You: at
You: you
You: you
You: are
You: a
You: source
You: of
You: humor
You: to
You: me
You: get it?
Stranger: your a lonley 23 year old who must pick on the younger to boost his own ego
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Stranger: how sad
You: You're fucking great
You: just fucking great
You: You and your degree in E-Psychiatry
Stranger: grain of salt
You: good luck with criminology bub
You: you'll suck at it
You: its a poorly paid job
You: and once you can't pick fights with people who call you fatty anymore
Stranger: yet i'd be doing something i love
You: after you leave highschool
You: your coping mech will be gone
You: and you'll be fucked
Stranger: lol
You: you'll have to sit and take it
Stranger: and do what? commit suicide?
You: or lose the weight, which will never happen
You: no, what you'll do
You: is fall back on your other coping strategy
Stranger: no
You: and eat
You: and eat
You: and eat
You: and eat
You: think of ME
You: THINK OF THIS
You: the next time you EAT
You: EVERY TIME YOU EAT
Stranger: why would i think of this?
Stranger: someone who picks on someone younger then them is very insecure
You: aaaaaaaaaaaaawwww
You: baby can't handle it
You: fat little baby need the bottle
You: goo goog gagga
Stranger: lol?
You: jiggle jiggle jiggle
You: *slaps your mantits*
Stranger: i hope you know how gay you sound
You: Oh a biggot too are we?
You: Just pathetic
Stranger: yep
Stranger: hahahhahahhahhaha
You: Fat 16 year old man
Stranger: i have to prt sc this
You: you're going nowhere
You: HAHHAA
Stranger: gonna be good
You: I'm going to save this log man
You: Do you see
Stranger: seeing what you have too say
You: how YOU come off on this?
You: Trust me man
You: you do NOT want this log saved
Stranger: i would never trust anyone like you
Stranger: or what?
You: Hahahahahhhhhh
You: Man your little ego is crying
Stranger: you'll post it on the internet?
You: under the weight of all this
You: something like that
You: I'm going to do it anyway
You: you are a pathetic
Stranger: yeah, i dont care if you post it on the internet. i have had MUCH worse things done to me
You: australian piece of shit
You: Awwwwwwww
You: "I've been through soooo much"
You: "life is sooooooooooo hard"
Stranger: never said that
You: Yes, you've suffered like Mandela haven't you
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: Mandela can suck dick
You: Don't let one of the Abos hear you
You: they'll butrape you
Stranger: lol
You: I know you're scared of them
Stranger: i yell at niggers all the time
You: You'd let them have your fianceee if they wanted her
You: but she's an ugly whore, so fortunately that'll never come up
Stranger: lol
You: Jesus
You: you live in a pathetic country
Stranger: i am here
Stranger: lol?
You: have a pathetic "fiancee" who I'm doubting more and more is real
You: you're looking for 14 year old girls
You: by your own admission
You: to cyber with
You: lonely much?
You: sad much?
You: ass end of the world much?
Stranger: ahhh, yet in this website. you can claim to be anyone you want
You: oooooh
Stranger: i can faulify everything you have said
You: trying to dodge know?
You: faulify
You: nice word
You: fake too
Stranger: damn
You: lol it works both ways
You: basic philosophy
You: Its true
Stranger: accidentaly spelt something wrong
You: because I believe it to be
You: So you are a fat aussie nigger chink
You: And you always shall be
Stranger: i dont care what your beliefs are
You: That is who you are to me
You: Yet YOU ARE STILL HERE
You: DON'T YOU GET IT MISTER BUDDING CRIMINOLOGIST?!
Stranger: yes, because im not scared of you
You: HAHAHAHAHA
You: No, wrong
You: you're scared
Stranger: no, your wrong
You: of what might happen
You: if you leave ONE POINT UNCOUNTERED
You: when you d/c
You: that ONE IOTA of your image could be tarnished
You: a real man
You: would not be afraid of some anonymous punk on the internet
Stranger: no
You: he'd just d/c
You: and go about his business
You: not add fuel to the fire
You: give fodder toe cannons
Stranger: lol, toe cannons?
You: Jesus how I wish I could ram something in your mouth
Stranger: great use of random words
You: to shut you the fuck up
You: because you are a paethetic piece of shit
You: utterly
You: utterly
Stranger: yes, you'd like yourn dick in my mouth wouldn't you
You: utterly
You: Yes I would
Stranger: your*
You: I'd love that POWERFUL FEELING
You: oh making you my bitch
You: and you know what
You: you're so fat
Stranger: lol
You: you got some nice titties
You: real easy to pretend you're a woman
You: you'll be a big hit in prison boy
You: you think you're hard?
Stranger: actualy, i am fat. but im not that fat
You: wait till you get in jail
You: Niiiiiice titties
Stranger: you think your hard?
You: big C cups
Stranger: hard for little boys
You: *flips your C cup titties around*
You: says the boy cruising the internet for little girls
Stranger: ahh, but i said 14+
You: 16 yr male looking for 14+ female for sexual c2c.. am fat.. interested?
You: 14 years IS BELOW THE AGE OF CONSENT
You: little pervert
Stranger: :)
You: you're going to get locke dup some day
You: for your fat angry antics
Stranger: probably
You: you'll sit on a little kid
You: and crush them
You: and go to jail
You: for your insolent fatness
You: Australia is a nation of criminals
You: everyone is just out on fucking parole
You: nothing more
Stranger: oh how i wish for you to come say this to my face
You: ooooh
You: you'd love that
You: because you can't cope
You: otherwise you couldn't cope
You: You can't handle it
You: you gotta get your chubby hands on me
Stranger: yes i would, because you dont know anything about me
You: you've got to try and use your fat fists to manufacture reality
You: because your worldview can't handle anything else
You: you don't know how to take it in stride
You: have thick skin
You: ignore the haters and focus on the goals
You: no my friend
You: you are easy to jab
You: easy to taunt
You: easy to anger
You: a fucking easy mark
You: and other people can say it
Stranger: no, you just think i am. i am just a little slow at typing
You: what are you gonna do when you are in a forum where you can't punch your way out of it?
Stranger: so i dont get my words out
You: At your job, someone's giving you shit
You: you can't grab them
You: that lands your ass in jail
You: so what you gonna do?
You: How you gonna cope big man
You: tough guy
You: when you ain't so tough
Stranger: untill i am 18. i wont worry about that will i?
You: when the law makes you a fucking coward?
You: So you put it off?
You: Just like you put off losing weight?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: your one main insult is calling me fat
You: "when the law makes you a fucking coward?"
Stranger: yet. i have heard everything you have said to me so far from numerous people
You: Well
You: sounds like you are surrounded by
You: intelligent
You: insightful
Stranger: just d/c please
You: and honest people
Stranger: be a man
You: Ooooh
You: challenging are we?
Stranger: a real man would stop
Stranger: not pick fights
You: No a real man would Keep Fucking This LIttle Bitch
Stranger: ahhh, you are my bitch
You: You are the bitch in this conversation
You: you are on the DEFENSIVE
Stranger: not realy
You: the entire time
You: you are defending yourself from my thrusting literary penis
You: unsucessfully I might add
Stranger: woah.. gay
Stranger: a referal to penis yet again
You: Hah
You: Like gay is even an insult
Stranger: like fat is
You: Australian on the other hand
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
You: Jesus boy you do split my ribs!
You: Your life is going to be a pethitic little muddle
You: it makes me warm inside
Stranger: i would be ashamed to be called American. my cousins are american. and i dont like them.. and they are family..
You: thinking that if god made a monster like you
You: at least he had the decency to make sure they'd never do anything that mattered
You: oh and I'm American am I?
Stranger: use something other then "god"
Stranger: god is not real
You: Refer back upwards
You: God is my cock
You: my cock is amazing
You: therefore god is real
You: I win
Stranger: no, you just lowered your standards alot
You: You're a pretty goddamn big idiot if you think my religious referals are literal
You: What would you know about standards
Stranger: let me state 3 things
You: what with your whore of fiancee
You: you can't count to 3
You: a fact
You: 1. you are fat
You: 2. you are in a naiton of criminals
You: 3. you will die a pointless death
You: there we go
You: did it for you
You: don't ever say I don't do anything nice for you
Stranger: not realy
You: Hahahahahahah
Stranger: i can stay here all night
Stranger: this will be fun
You: It won't be
You: you're mad
You: you're worked up
You: you're trying to work one tiny victory from me
You: you want me to d/c first
You: in your head
You: that will make it ALLLLL better
You: it won't fatty
Stranger: no, i dont want you to d/c actualy
You: hah, save the reverse psychology bitch
You: you fail at it
You: you will be a fucking awful criminologist
Stranger: why would i use reverse? your psychology is already reversed
You: Go eat a snack
Stranger: in a perverted way
You: you'll feel better
You: Yes I am a pervert
You: a godly perver
You: t
You: something you wish you could be
Stranger: no, i called your way of thinking perverted. not you yourself one
Stranger: please
You: Sex
You: an enemas
Stranger: if your going to make a comment
You: bondage
You: and cutting!
You: Sexual deviation
You: is an amaaaaazing thing!
You: La di di di di da da da
You: Tra la lala la
You: I love to rape, rape rape!
You: Like a great fiiiilthy aaaaape!
You: Non~sequitors
You: Always welcome!
Stranger: yet, i know everything your saying is sarcastic. so just stop trying
Stranger: please
You: Your entire life is a failed satire
You: please stop trying
You: find a rope strong enough to hold your bulk
You: and hang yourself
Stranger: i have already tried
Stranger: plan failed
Stranger: sister walked in
You: Wow, slap your sister for me
You: she could have saved us all some trouble
Stranger: your a sick barstard i hope you know that
Stranger: your mother must be disspointed in you
You: <3 Awww thanks
You: My mom loves me, yours I think, not so much
Stranger: and your father, a raging alcoholic
You: Hey, at least he doesn't fuck me at night
You: You would trade with me if you could
You: I know that much
Stranger: my father doesn't
You: You just repress it
You: itll come back in ooooh 20 years
Stranger: tisk tisk tisk
You: no "i" in tsk asshole
Stranger: tisk tisk tisk
Stranger: does my misspelling insult you?
Stranger: tisk tisk tisk
You: Not really, just trying to minimize how much of an Abo you look like
You: scuse me for trying
You: lost cause anyway
Stranger: i am of German Heritage.. to be an abo would be impossoble..
You: "i am of German Heritage.. to be an abo is probable" finally some honesty
Stranger: no
Stranger: i did not say that
You: yes you did
Stranger: you miss qouted
You: right there in quotes
Stranger: quoted
You: pffft
You: like fun I did
Stranger: "like fun"?
You: god you must jerk off alot
You: to type so slow
You: your hands must be swollen to the size of grapefruit
Stranger: ahhhm i have too go anyways. but rest assured. i will save this to go back and find humor in what you have said. i will use this a example for my school assignment actualy
You: HAHAHA
You: YOU LOSE
You: YOU LOSE
You: RUn away
You: FATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEAT
You: FATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEAT
You: FATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEAT
Stranger: tisk tisk tisk
You: Australia is a nation of criminals
You: this man is a PEDOPHILE
You: by his own admission
Stranger: i can cut that out
You: You can all suck my dick!
You: lol
You: look over it
You: you'll have to cut ALOT more out
You: and people will SEE
You: the gaps in the conversation
You: and when you show it
You: people will laugh it you
You: there is no way you can cut this
You: to make yourself loook good
Stranger: anyways, you helpless faggot. i have to go now
You: do yourself a favor
You: DONT USE IT
You: YOULL THANK ME
You: RUN AWAY!
You: Whooo VICTORY!
Stranger: lol
You: *Fireworks*
You: "I can stay all night"
You: liar!
You: liaaaar
You: You can't hang with me
You: Go back and cry
You: THINK OF ME WHEN YOU EAT!
Stranger: victory goes to a person who stands up for themselves the most from the opressing force..
You: hAAAAAAAAAAA
You: HAHAHA
You: oh my gooooooooooood
You: you should compile a jokelist
You: Oppressing force
You: like YOUR FAT?!
You: I thought you had to go?
You: Just go then
Stranger: your family tree would be included in the list
You: or do you NEED to deliver a parting shot?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Angel?
You: Hi, I'm Leif K Brooks, founder of omegle, Here to inform you of a brand new updated version of omegle, available at http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org/
Stranger: I don't think you're the angel either.
You: There is a new friend finder feature that allows you and up to three friends to be connected in one chat with random participants on the beta of omegle
Stranger: I don't think you understand. I've lost that bloody angel somewhere on the internet.
Stranger: I should have known better than to teach him to use a computer, I really should.
Stranger: He's probably stuck in 4chan somewhere, and I'm damned if I'm going there to pull him out.
You: I hate what /b/ did to Omegle
You: I built it as a friendly place
Stranger: What did /b/ do to Omegle?
You: and then they got their filthy hands on it, and turned it into a hive of trolls and memes
You: that's why We're moving to the new, updated site
Stranger: 4chan does that with every new thing. They'll get bored and move on.
Stranger: They're probably on chatroulette now, dressed as V.
You: Omegle has been out for two years, they have yet to move on, and there are still a fair number here
Stranger: To be honest, I prefer some wackiness to all the constant "asl?"
You: The wackiness is fine
You: even in my time promoting the new site i've had conversations about aliens and dinosaurs
You: It's the racism, sexism and paedophilia that bother me
Stranger: I've only started using omegle in the last couple of months, but I haven't come across much. Maybe I'm not around when the channers are posting.
You: I'm trying to run a business as well as a nice site, and with advertisers loathe to advertise on a site that seems to promote negativity it can put off them buying space
Stranger: Yeah, I can understand that.
You: that's why adverts only appear when you disconnect from a partner, that way they are happy they won't be associated with all of the unkindness
Stranger: I think, thought, it's always a toss-up between heavy regulation, and allowing the users to post whatever content they want. And the latter usually means the lowest common denominator.
Stranger: Hard balance.
Stranger: *though
You: That's what i've tried to address with the new site
You: there are new adult rooms and casual rooms
You: adult rooms are fairly free, some weighted phrases like N****r etc
You: and the casual rooms are moderated, but hopefully not in a noticeable way
Stranger: Well, cool. I hope it works out for you.
You: If you could go on the new site and fill in a feedback form it would be great, there's a board meeting tomorrow with advertisers, and i could do with some first hand feedback form users
Stranger: All right. Have you got just as many users on there at the moment?
You: Can I ask if you would be alright in me using this log to also express peoples concerns with the current omegle, and there are about 1500 at last count, but it's ever increasing as me and my team of promoters work our way across omegle
Stranger: Sure. You might want to leave out the angel nonsense at the beginning.
Stranger: Then again, I suppose that might promote the wackiness I'm fond of.
You: The board have seen far more nonsense than that
You: In the first investors meeting I showed them extracts from beta conversations without really reading them
You: They were so disgusted at the amount of profanity and sexual propositioning they almost veto'd the site gaining funding
Stranger: Heh. Well, sex seems to be the universal drive.
Stranger: Some of the conversations are hilarious.
You: Oh hell yeah, when I (rarely) come on here for "research" it's hilarious to see the lengths people will go to in order to have cybersex
Stranger: I really like the user-generated content of the internet. I think it's great to break down the division between authorship and readership, if you know what I mean. Omegle's great for that.
You: I'm a strong supporter of net-neutrality, however that whole topic is a very grey area in the minds of businessmen
Stranger: Yes, I'm sure.
You: I've got another story about the board on that topic
You: we'd been discussing for about an hour about how Omegle would benefit from usernames
You: it'd got fairly heated, me arguing against the destruction of what my baby stood for, and the big fat cats wanting a more watered down commercial site
You: so we were trading insults, I suppose you could say it was a little fight
Stranger: Personally, I think the anonymity is the reason people use Omegle.
You: THEN MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTY AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIRE
You: I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENCE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR
Stranger: Wow, if that was a troll, it was the most convincing. You win internets.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: f/17/uk u?
pts]]Stranger: 25 m chile
You: cool, I've been there
Stranger: really! :D
You: yeah, it was fun, how're you?
Stranger: doing fine - I'm about to go and hit the gym
You: cool, guess what
Stranger: what?
You: Your people deserved the earthquake for being greasy spics :D have a horrible day faggot
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male 15 cali and kinda horny :)
You: female 18 uk, me too
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: wanna cybersex
You: sure, im really wet
Stranger: okay y start
Stranger: :D
You: ok
You: im stroking your cock slowly and licking the head with my toungue
Stranger: oh thats hot
Stranger: start with the taking off clothes part
Stranger: ;)
You: ok, I'm unbuttoning your pants with my mouth
You: and then you start pulling off my skirt
Stranger: im jacking offf hard
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: and u giggle and start taking of my boxers seductively
Stranger: ?
You: yea, and then you start rubbing my throbbing cock while I bend your lubed up quivering anus over and insert my 10 inch cock into your tight little ass while you chant DESU DESU DESU
You: fuck you faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Listen, you have to get outta here.
Stranger: 11:31, 15 November 2010 (UTC)[[User:Qelqoth|Qelqoth]] 11:31, 15 November 2010 (UTC)
Stranger: Is there a bomb?
You: No.
You: Worse.
Stranger: What?
You: I can't say it.
You: It's everywhere.
Stranger: If you tell me, we can fight it... Together.
You: .....
You: I........ok...
You: ....
You: The Game.
Stranger: The Game?
You: SHHH
Stranger: Eeep. - Whispers. -
You: No one wins The Game.
Stranger: Why not?
You: It can't be beaten.
Stranger: Pfft.
Stranger: I bet I could beat it.
You: Impossible.
You: You have already lost. We all have.
Stranger: Well, what are the rules?
You: If you think about The Game, you lose.
You: That is the only rule.
Stranger: Oh! THAT GAME!
Stranger: It's not really a game though.
You: No, it's not.
You: It's The Game.
Stranger: Well, I was excited for a while then.
Stranger: Now you have to think of a new was to entertain me.
Stranger: Way.
You: I have a 9 inch penis.
Stranger: How is that entertaining?
You: How is that not entertaining?
Stranger: For you maybe.
Stranger: Not for me.
You: Ok.
You: So you don't like The Game, and you don't like my 9-iron. What DO you like?
Stranger: I like ym bed.
Stranger: MY
Stranger: MYMYMYMY
Stranger: And I will be going there soon.
You: Sounds like a heavenly place.
Stranger: It is... But first, I must continue my search.
Stranger: Goodbye.
Stranger: I love you.
Stranger: And your nine inch penis.
You: Be well, weary traveller.
You: OH SHIT, A DIGLETT.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: f?
You: yes
Stranger: horny?
You: you know it
Stranger: im looking at porn now you know
You: i'm rubbing my pussy
Stranger: wish i was there
Stranger: black or white?
You: i wish too
You: white
You: you?
Stranger: im black
Stranger: black
You: mmmm
You: that's nice
Stranger: bad?
Stranger: good
Stranger: yeah
You: what are you wearing?
Stranger: yo know im more horny as i talk with yo while i glance at the other stuff
You: thats good (;
Stranger: yeah it is, you make so horny
You: mmm i'm glad
Stranger: so am i
Stranger: wat you doin now
You: rubbing my pussy and breasts
You: what about you?
Stranger: wanking
Stranger: haha
You: mm 
You: that's hot
Stranger: you are
You: i bet you are too
Stranger: thanx
You: do you wanna cyber?
Stranger: why not
You: ok you start
Stranger: you start
Stranger: plz
You: mm okay
Stranger: cool
You: i push you onto the bed and lick my lips like a hungry lion
Stranger: i pull you down on top of me babe
You: i grunt excitedly and shove my tongue into your mouth energetically
Stranger: i reach down and ubutton your pants
You: i roll my eyes back with joy and rub your burning bulge
Stranger: i rub your clit back and forth and take your tounge in my mouth
You: i gasp with pleasure and i lift off your shirt and rub one hand over your hairy, chocolate chest and the other working down yo pants
Stranger: i grasp your ass and pull your top down then lick your tits
You: i moan and say 'baby, turn onto your stomach..'
Stranger: i roll over
You: 'i wanna try something'
You: i massage your anus joyously then whip out my horse cock and go in dry
Stranger: i grunt with pleasure reach back and rub your clit
You: i continue to fuck you anally and take off my woman suit
You: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: i push you off, go to the kitchen, grab a knife, come back a slit your sorry throat
You: i lick the blood from your anus
Stranger: with a slit throat?
You: with a rock hard cock
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: i'm lady gaga
Stranger: what the fuck, girl of guy?
Stranger: or
Stranger: M or F
You: d
Stranger: hemaphro
Stranger: ?
You: yes
Stranger: hot
Stranger: born both or surgery
You: born
Stranger: you look like a real girl
Stranger: ?
You: yeah i do
Stranger: hot
You: you slit my throat though.
Stranger: i stitched it up, i thought you were some male infested motherfucker
You: thanks babe
Stranger: anytime
You: mmm
You: i love your black dick up my cunt
Stranger: i wanna put it there
You: do it
You: wait
You: do you have pics?
Stranger: spread em wide, in he goes
You: mmm
You: i am
You: i'm so wet
Stranger: pics yeah, and im still wanking and getting closer to explosion
You: mmm keep going
Stranger: i love your juicy cunt and your nice firm ass
Stranger: put those tits right in my mouth
Stranger: fell my cock rubbing your clit
You: mmm baby
You: feels so good
You: i'm squeezing your ass as i'm riding your huge dick
Stranger: im grasping your tits and about to explode
You: i slide off your dick and shit in your mouth
Stranger: do you want me to slit your throat again i say!!!!???
You: baby please
You: this is so hot
Stranger: im almost orgasm
Stranger: bout you?
You: me too
Stranger: your hot firm ass and wet sweet cunt 
Stranger: are so hot
You: your big black cock is pretty hot too
You: making me wet
You: ter
Stranger: god youre so fucking hot, im almost there
You: mm keep going
You: explode on me
Stranger: here it comes, all cause of you baby, you slidin all over me with hot ass white body
You: with my shit rolling down your mouth
You: cum all over me
Stranger: it goes, all over your face, suck it, suck it
You: i take it in and cum on your face too
Stranger: i swish it round cum again
You: i open my mouth wide
You: and eat you up
You: chocolate boy
Stranger: you make me so horny
You: i eat your head
You: then your shoulders
You: then your torso
You: then your lower half
You: all the way to your toes
You: digested
Stranger: youre so fuckin hot
You: dear lord
Stranger: huh?
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey!!!!!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: i don't know ancient sign language
You: sorry
Stranger: are you female or male
Stranger: ?
You: ummm let me think
You: female!
You: female!!!
Stranger: age
You: woman
Stranger: ?
You: i am 765
You: oops
You: 16
Stranger: are you horny
You: you know it
You: what are you wearing?
You: tell me babe
Stranger: boxer
You: thats all?
You: mmmm
Stranger: do you have msn
You: i'm wearing a bright orange sweat shirt with blue sweat pants and matching granny undies
You: no ):
You: sorry
Stranger: do you have webcam
You: no
You: it broke
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I want to see you
You: i'll show you a pic
Stranger: do you have facebook
You: http://tinyurl.com/y8ufsn
You: no
You: but look at that
You: i hope you like
Stranger: sorry but I don't see
You: really?
You: oh noo
Stranger: yes
Stranger: other link
You: ok
Stranger: ?
You: http://tinyurl.com/y8wflga
You: i hope that works!!
Stranger: :(
Stranger: I don't see
You: ohh god
You: ok this one will work for sure!
You: http://tinyurl.com/34oufd
Stranger: noo
You: http://tinyurl.com/cqq3al
Stranger: :(
You: dude
You: rick roll'd times a million..
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 15 f uk
You: uyou
You: *you
Stranger: 19 m china
You: what r u wearing
Stranger: m in short at my room nd u
You: im wearing bra and panties
Stranger: realy
You: ya
Stranger: can i ur pic
You: sure
Stranger: plz
You: have to take one first
Stranger: havng acount on on yohoo or any other
Stranger: wait
You: i have one on imageshack
You: here http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2098/tubgirlyp2.jpg
You: in my tub
Stranger: imagine i m fucking you u wll get fun ng fuck ur self
You: hehe
Stranger: sot fun
You: sure
You: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: gud
You: i cast Level 3 Eroticism
Stranger: have u ever got sex
You: yes many times
Stranger: very good
You: u?
Stranger: only once
You: ha ha.
Stranger: why r u lauhing
You: no reason
Stranger: okay
You: i take off my robe
Stranger: why
You: dont question it
You: just go along
Stranger: i m git exited what i do tell
You: ya
Stranger: i get sexy what i do tell
You: u do
Stranger: tell na what i do?
You: u say
You: i say what i do
You: i take off my shirt
Stranger: how
You: i put my hands on the bottom of my shirt
You: i pull up on it, exerting a positive vertical force perpindicular to the earth
Stranger: good
You: i pull it over my head
You: i discard it.
You: i take off my other shirt.
Stranger: i olso got necked
You: i look down
You: i see im wearing another shirt
You: i am confused
You: i take off that shirt too
You: as i take off the shirts i begin to realize
You: there's nothing left
You: i disappear in a puff of smoke
Stranger: i m totaly necked know
You: the pile of my clothes lie on the floor
You: they are sexy
Stranger: my penis is olso sexy waanna suck
You: sure
You: the puff of smoke that would have been my mouth approaches your...
Stranger: imagine that
You: where is it?
You: i can't see it.
You: i look for a magnifying glass
You: i find it
Stranger: what u do with it
You: i poke it
You: i prod it
You: it seems to squirm
You: im a bit unnerved
Stranger: oh
You: i expect it to shoot out a tendril and attack me
Stranger: have u ever taste sperms
You: ya
You: have u
Stranger: no
Stranger: how it was
You: lets find out
You: i start to suck it
Stranger: what r u sucking
You: ur cock
Stranger: having bro
You: you begin to climax
You: i put the sperm in a cup
You: i give you the cup to drink
Stranger: no i m nt interted in it
You: i insist that u do
You: i push the cup into your mouth
You: despite your protests
You: i tie your hands behind your back
You: i put a chloroform rag to ur mouth
You: ...
You: im getting horny now
Stranger: imagine im fuckng u nd fuck ur self
You: u cant
You: u were knocked out by the chloroform
Stranger: oh
You: u wake up in a back alley with the smell of cheap scotch and cheaper prositutes
You: your hands are no longer tied together, but the empty cup lies by your mouth
You: a thug stands behind u
You: he tells his boss
You: do i rough him up again
Stranger: oh gerat
You: he says ya
You: you pass out again
You: hours pass
You: hours become days
You: days become weeks
You: weeks become years
You: 20 years later you wake up
You: you find yourself an old man
You: you wonder how your life could have passed you by
You: you then realize what it was
You: wasting time on the internet
You: a story of life, told as allegory.
You: Thank you.
Stranger: now i thng u got fuck thats y ur saying that
You: im getting hornier now
You: but youre old now
You: 20 years older
You: i pass you by, prefering to meet with rich, powerful men
You: you cling to your memories of me in the past because that's all you have
You: and because im hot
Stranger: you got fuck ur self nd know what r u doind
You: im horny and ur 40
Stranger: oh
You: years pass
You: one day we recognize each other
You: hey, are you that guy on the internet that never realized that i was actually trolling him?
You: ya
You: we pass by
You: we feel unfulfilled
You: as if there was something missing
You: we know its not each otehr
You: *other
You: its normal social interaction
Stranger: ur nt gal?
You: No, I am not.
Stranger: just fuck oooof
You: Bye.
You: YHBT.
Stranger: what
You: YHBT -- You Have Been Trolled
Stranger: ta
Stranger: ta
Stranger: ya
You: aye?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: please dont be a rapist
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………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’, 
……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : :| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’, 
…………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : :| ; ; ; | 
……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;| 
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…..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|..’-,_ ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ‘, 
….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’’,-~’ ; ; ; ; ; ,’ 
…,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’~-,,,,,--~~’’’’’’~-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…..,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- 
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…’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’….’, ; ; ; ; _,,-‘’ 
….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’~~’’¯ 
…..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_,,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ 
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………..| ; ; ;¯¯’’’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘ 
………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ 
…………| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LFM Onyxia 10man need healer and tank
Stranger: R U GIRL?
You: LOL NO :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
Stranger: DO U EVRAR MAKE GIRL PREGNAT?
You: How do you make girl pragnent?
Stranger: WID UR DICK
Stranger: U GOTTA TELL HER SHE IS A BITCH AND GIVE HER MONEY
You: KK
You: WILL DELIVAR
You: wait how do you girl ?
Stranger: IF U HAVE GIRL FUCK HER EVERY NIGHT
You: how do I girl? I dont know how to girl!?!
Stranger: AND THEN SHE WONT GET BORED AND FEED OFF ANOTHER
Stranger: U GOTO CITY AND HONK
Stranger: UR CAR HORN
Stranger: THE SHOULD CUM TO UR WINDOW AND U GOTTA SAY
Stranger: SPIT OR SWALLOW?
Stranger: THAT HOW GIRL
You: OKAY
Stranger: GO DO
You: I WILL GIRL TOMORAW
Stranger: REPORT BACK IN 0600 HOURS
Stranger: U BETRAR MADE GIRL PREGNAT BY DDEN
You: babbyyy?
Stranger: O BBY
Stranger: ITS SOOOOO BIG
Stranger: O SHIT ITS COMING OUT MY STOMACH
Stranger: ARRRRRRGH ITS ACTUALLY AN ALIEN
Stranger: FUUUUUUUCK
Stranger: SHIIIIIIIIIT
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Stranger: ITS HURTS LIKE ALL FUCK
Stranger: OK JUMP
Stranger: ILL CATCH U
You: KK
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Stranger: U DIDNT CATCH ME
You: soz
You: my bad
Stranger: FUCK U WHORE *GIVES MONEY*
You: I NO HOAR?
You: I HOAR?
Stranger: NOW WE MAKE BABY
You: I R HOAR? HURAAY how form baby?
Stranger: k bye remember to download covo and put it on encyclopedia dramatica ^^
xoxo Salllly ^^
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: 
HEIL HITLER
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IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
Stranger: i'm jewish
You: Jude?
You: NEIN!
You: I shall try to speak English
You: In ovens you go, Jude
You: For good of German people
Stranger: into hell you go, aryan
You: Hell? Nein.
You: Aryan? Yei.
You: You must be exterminated for good of the German people!
Stranger: lol
You: You conniving, evil, filthy rat
Stranger: its so sad that you are under the impression that you're better than the rest of the world
You: It is sad that you were born as big nosed JUDE
You: We are Aryan
Stranger: i actually have a small nose
You: We are the good
Stranger: and my grandmother is german
You: Nein! Lying Jude!
You: You all lie!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so what have we done to you?
You: Why, back in Auschwitz I had killed 100 of you
You: One scratched at me
Stranger: so you're like 80?
You: I have never recovered from scars...
You: Nein! I am Das Fuhrer!
You: 
HEIL HITLER
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IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE
Stranger: you have to be like 80 to be a german leader
You: Actually, I carry down legacy from father
You: His name was Adolf Eisenburgh
Stranger: so we did nothing to you
You: He was high-ranking officer
You: In SS
You: And we must continue extermination of Jews in Germany
You: For the good of the Aryan people
Stranger: hitler was a deranged man
You: Hitler was the leader
You: The exterminator of your kind
Stranger: read the history books, most of them were written by whites
You: Nein!
You: Das Judes!
You: They control media
You: We kill 20 million Gypsies too
Stranger: lol
You: Did your big nose father tell you that as child?
Stranger: you have no idea what you're saying
Stranger: there about 12 million people killed in total
You: We kill 6 million Judes, yei
You: However, das Judes
You: They block the media
You: They are ones who survive
You: The gypsies, retards, and cripples...
You: Nein, they do not survive it
Stranger: oh whites.
Stranger: i have a white friend
Stranger: she's fine with me
You: Yei, so you are negro?
Stranger: and she's from germany
You: Or are you das jude?
Stranger: i am a german jew
You: Nein. We must have missed your family.
You: We will not make that mistake again.
You: We must capture
Stranger: find me in england
Stranger: we will stand tall once again
You: Oh, yei, England.
You: We will find you all again. Do not worry
You: 
HEIL HITLER
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IMMORTAL LEADER
OF OUR RACE

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey asl
You: im british i have no gender
You: and im 20
Stranger: 18 and im a girl
You: cool
Stranger: yeah
You: there's one problem
You: according to the rules of the internet, there isn't any women on the internet
Stranger: excuse me
You: look it up
Stranger: okay ... but that is a stupid rule ... also im from America
You: "Rules of the internet" on google
You: me too
Stranger: okay then
You: im also an internet troll
Stranger: okay then
You: i make people feel like shit
Stranger: whatever you cant make me feel like shit ... i dont feel anything anymore
You: oh, and it's rule 30
You: and you should check out rules 34 and 35
Stranger: okay
Stranger: wow really .. also those are the unoffical rules
You: http://www.facebook.on.nimp.org/home.php?#...ope?ref=profile
Stranger: okay?
You: you're looking at the wrong ones
Stranger: no im not
You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_of_the_internet
Stranger: what ever
Stranger: those are the ones i was looking at
You: that's the original
You: so its official
Stranger: not reallly
You: you're a tranny
Stranger: well i dont care im on the internet and im a girl
Stranger: Tranny?
You: lies
You: tranvestite
Stranger: no im i girl okay
You: lies
Stranger: never been a guy
You: lies
You: did you know that trolls always win
Stranger: think what you want but i know my self better than you do
You: lies
Stranger: Truth so stfu
You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Truth
You: tits or gtfo
Stranger: tits? gtfo?
You: rule 31 b*tch
You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tits_or_gtfo
Stranger: excuse me f**king dick
You: The word you're looking for it troll
You: *is
Stranger: umm no so stfu
You: no u
You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/No_u
You: yes, all of these are articles im not bullshitting
Stranger: oh wow what are you 3 years old ... yeah from f**king dumb websites
You: youre just ignorant
Stranger: Acutly im pretty smart unlike you
You: im smarter than you think
Stranger: Really now
You: i know how to get through private myspace profiles and more
Stranger: i dont even get on myspace it dumb
You: i know how to divide by zero
You: i can repair cars
You: i can cure aids
You: im jesus
Stranger: There isnt a cure for aids and no your not jesus
You: yea thou art oblivious, b*tch
Stranger: oh shut the f**k up
You: i know how to deceive people by sending them to non-obvious shock sites
Stranger: Right
You: such as http://www.lemonparty.org
You: ever seen goatse?
Stranger: no and im not going to that website im not a dip shit like you
You: who said ive been to that website?
You: ive only research those sites
Stranger: then how do you know that it is a shock site
You: RESEARCH learn2read
Stranger: i read all the time
You: that's what urban dictionary and encyclopedia dramatica is there for!
You: are* not is
Stranger: okay then
You: tells you about shit so you won't have to be suckered by other trolls
Stranger: okay you anoying me so bye
You: which is called getting trolled
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: http://www.lemonpary.org
Stranger: n0 i am not hory.
Stranger: horny.
Stranger: hada
You: ...
You: you suck at typing
Stranger: technically, i don't, so could you please suck my cock.
You: i thought you weren't "hory"
Stranger: I am not horny, but your a little cocker, so i want you to suck it fuck balls.
You: it's called trolling you ignorant piece of shit
Stranger: well guess what dick lick, i don't give a flying flop, because guess what!?
Stranger: you don't know me, bitch.
You: im glad i dont
You: i dont wannt know any trannies
You: but your mom is hot
Stranger: i may have changed my gender, and my mom is dead you mother flopper.
Stranger: Thanks ass crack.
You: i know
You: thats why i think shes hot
You: in the oven
Stranger: Oh, you like to fuck dead people now?
You: necro feels good man
Stranger: you're one sick fat bastard.
You: thanks
You: :)
You: :D
You: >:D
Stranger: You are one dirty whore, my mom is seriously dead and it hurts to think about her, so why don't you go die in the whole you were born out of.
You: TROLLING HARD TROLLING HARD
You: lolololololololololololololololololololololol
You: YHBT
Stranger: Why don't you lick my fuzzy vagina.
You: maybe i will
You: when you're dead
Stranger: Over my dead body.
You: i will
Stranger: Good, i would like it very much if you cut off your dick and fed it to a cat, you cum basket.
You: who said i have a dick?
Stranger: you do, a hairy cock, in your mouth at least.
You: im british
You: i have no genitalia
Stranger: i don't give a fuck if your british, wait, do you have a cool accient?
You: what if i did
Stranger: i want to fuck you then.
You: then...
You: uh...
You: i... dont
Stranger: you want my stub in your mouth.
Stranger: i have an extra dildo.
You: sure
Stranger: so fuck me hard!
You: k
You: ill use a knife
Stranger: alright, and a spoon, i like them.
You: spoons are boring
Stranger: fuck you.
You: god dammit my mommy wants her computer back
Stranger: You dirty boy.
You: i am
Stranger: Go play with you dickiee.
You: i will u pedo
Stranger: okay. 
Stranger: i am 11.
You: 7
Stranger: yes, a little boy to touch!
Stranger: come here hunnie!
You: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have disconnected.

You: Hai
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: male
You: im female
You: :)
Stranger: good
Stranger: how are you
You: Im from UK u?
You: I'm ok
Stranger: im from canada
You: cool, im 19, u?
Stranger: 19 in a week
You: good ;)
Stranger: what do you look like
You: I'm kindof short, I have longish brown hair, c cup, i work out, u?
Stranger: ooh, im tall, like 6'5" i have short brown hair, and i like working out too, im a pretty active guy
You: active in what? ;)
Stranger: in a lot of things lol. hockey, soccer (football for you)
You: cool
You: I like playing cricket
Stranger: ive never played. is it fun>?
You: loads
Stranger: nice. what are you wearing right now?
You: a tank top and underwear, you?
Stranger: nothing. just in my bed
You: nice
You: how big are you?
Stranger: almost too big. it gets annoying sometimes
You: really? in inches?
You: is it inches or cm in Canada?
Stranger: well we use both, but im like 25ish cm
You: nice, so you wanna start?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: what are you doing right now
You: I fingering my clit, im really horny
Stranger: ooh. me too
You: what are you doing ?
Stranger: pretend it is me doing that to you
Stranger: im rubbing my long dick
You: ok, I'm stroking your huge cock, up and down
Stranger: oh ya
You: then I start licking the tip and working my way down
You: and then you start rubbing my tits
Stranger: can you fit it all in your mouth
You: and I slowly start sucking your cock
You: almost
Stranger: oh ya, im licking them and im biting them softly
You: it hurts
Stranger: you love it
Stranger: im kissing you slowly down to your clit
Stranger: my tounge is deep in your vag
Stranger: your legs spread wide
You: mmm
Stranger: your naked
You: I am naked
Stranger: good
Stranger: your sucking my cock
You: i lick it up and down
You: working from the top with my tounge and shoving it all the way to the back of my throat
You: I put on my robe and wizard's hat
You: as you bend me over
Stranger: oh ya
You: and insert your throbbing dick into me
Stranger: i rammed it in there
Stranger: going full tilt, not stopping for nothing
You: and then I yell rape and a nearby citizen comes alerts the police
Stranger: ha
You: the police chase after you but you manage to breifly escape
You: you are thrown into a jail cell
You: with Bubba
You: a huge nigger
Stranger: yup
Stranger: lol
You: who rapes you in the ass until its swiss cheese
You: you love it
Stranger: you know it
You: after prison Your friends alienate you and you start doing meth
You: your life has gone nowhere and you are a registered sex offender
You: your parents disown you
Stranger: ha omegle is halarious
Stranger: i dont have parents
You: and you die of an overdose
Stranger: thanks for bringing it up
You: not anymore
Stranger: they died in a car accident 4 years ago
You: probably suicide
You: from having YOU as a son
You: they could've had a daughter or a son who didn't fap to strangers
You: and is not a closet homo
Stranger: does doing this to people anomously to people make you sleep well at night 
Stranger: your funny
You: You can't spell.
Stranger: i know, you should have seen the word before i retyped it
You: Your friends and family no longer acknowledge your existence
Stranger: they dont. your so right. my life is in ruins and you are reminding me, your a good friend
You: You die of an overdose in a gutter next to a passed out prostitute
Stranger: i thought you said i died in prision. im not a cat
You: you write your final note on the sidewalk in semen, the semen from your dealer 
You: who gave you this bad batch of meth
Stranger: hey im going to ireland on wednesday. we should mett up somewhere
You: the note reads "I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face"
Stranger: i thought my dealer delt me semen
Stranger: face rape is the best
Stranger: especially when im dead cause i died twice
You: The coroner steals the last of your possessions and as a necrophiliac he slowly inserts his 9 inch cock into your mouth
Stranger: only 9 inches?
Stranger: thats no fun
You: he slowly goes back and forth
Stranger: why slow
You: until he finishes in your mouth
Stranger: i like your imagination.
You: you are buried in an unmark grave next to the busted pipes of a bathroom
Stranger: i feel bad for you if you are actually a 19 year old brit. you must be ugly as hell if you are doing this on a friday night
You: day to day, each time a toilet is flushed it runs off into your rotting corpse slowing embalming it with fecal matter
Stranger: your prob. telling me events that have happened in your life, telling it to a random on a stranger chat room in the hopes that your self confidence will be boosted.
You: no one sees the point of fixing the pipes
You: no one cares
Stranger: cause im a worthless piece of shit
Stranger: oh my, imma kill myself now. your so helpful
You: the people ho once knew you never think about you again, except for one person
Stranger: one person?
You: your old neighbour
Stranger: no one thinks of me
Stranger: my old neighbour is in england right now lol
Stranger: and i am living with him next year at college
You: the 63 year old man who lived across the street in your old house
You:  he has aged gracefully but his urges are not satisfied with CP
Stranger: no one lives acorss the street from me, i have vineyards, now i know your lying
You: he remembers your parents bringing you home from the hospital and babysitting you a long time ago, taking pictures whenver he felt like it.
You: he looks at those pictures and wishes to see you again
Stranger: cp?
You: he manages to find out that you were a sex offender
You: and he tracks down the coroner and identiies the body
You: they dig up your fecal mummy and move it to a cheap graveyard
You: down the street from the old man's house
Stranger: oh thats nice
Stranger: your a guy arent you
You: one night he sneaks out with a shovel and digs up your body
You: nope all female
Stranger: and rapes it? that would be interestin
You: he keeps it in his basement as a trophy
Stranger: sweet
You: he never violates it though
Stranger: is this a movie you are ripping off
You: he treasures it
You: and after years pass he dies of a stroke
Stranger: this is getting too long for me to stay here and keep reading
You: his his house is auctoned off 
Stranger: goodnight stranger
You: and the new owners find your body
Stranger: i must be going, i have to work tomorrow
You: it is donated to the Museum of Faggotry in San Francisco
You: as a glory hole
You: fapping to gay porn isn't a job retard
Stranger: fapping?
Stranger: what does that mean
You: google it you mbecile
You: *imbecile
Stranger: mbecile?
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: it means masterbating
Stranger: got it
You: nope
You: masturbating
You: retard
You: illiterate much?
Stranger: yup im a retard
Stranger: your not making sense
You: try you're
Stranger: really. dr. grammer here
You: big words confuse you?
You: LOL you mispelled GRAMMAR
Stranger: yes they do. dont use words over five letters long please
Stranger: you got that joke didnt u
You: that was not a joke
Stranger: oh your right.
You: you're just trying to cover up your stupidity
Stranger: yes your right
Stranger: you are always right
Stranger: your so smart
You: So I herd u leik shotacon
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: you are right
You: Google image onionib
Stranger: love you. bye
You: this is going on ED
You: LOL
You: BYE FAGGOT
Stranger: ed?
Stranger: what is onionib?
You: Google it
Stranger: i did
You: o rly?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. 
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hiii, basically im looking for a very fat girl to talk dirty with ;)
You: mmmmmmmmmm
You: i am that girl
Stranger: wanna describe urself for me babe?
You: well, i am 437 pounds, 40dd boobs, blonde hair
Stranger: sexy. do u have a really big ass tooo?
You: huge
Stranger: mm. do u like ur ass fucked?
You: mmmmmmm, oh yeah baby
Stranger: ;) spit or swallow?
You: swallow, of course
You: but i like it when guys come on my face
Stranger: hehe (; okayy. when ur fucking do u like the guy to cum inside or outside? or does it matter to u?
You: i like it when guys come in my ass
You: guess what else?
Stranger: hm?
You: I am a dude. and you are seriously fucked up, bro. i suggest therapy.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/f/horny
Stranger: 18 m
You: ;)
You: oh nice
Stranger: haha
You: ;o
You: so wut do u wanna do lol ;)
Stranger: anything you want babe
You: so do u wanna have sex
You: ;o
Stranger: yeahh
You: u start
Stranger: okay where are you?
You: calfornia
Stranger: oh im in ny
You: i am going to ny in a day
You: do u wanna meet up
You: ;)
Stranger: okay soo babe what are you wearing?
You: thats not importnt lol
You: do u wana meet me in ny
You: ;o
Stranger: yeahh
You: good
You: I'm Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen.
You: Why don't you take a seat?
You: Right over there.
Stranger: hahha
You: We are doing a show on pedophiles who try to solicit sex with underaged girls.
Stranger: ?
You: Please give us all of your personal information, before we need to trace your IP address.
Stranger: this is not illegal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You:  hey
You: asl?
Stranger: NO I DONT HAVE A VAGINA
You: wow
You: I just see people saying asl? so I thought that was the usual greeting
You: I'm a 9 year old girl in the uk
Stranger: it is
Stranger: but i still dont have a vagina
You: ok
You: do you have breasts?
You: err... woman like breasts?
Stranger: yeah but mine dont hold milk
Stranger: oh then no
Stranger: you should leave this site everyone wants to see vaginas
You: do you know what "turned on" means, there was this guy who said he was "horny" and I asked him what that meant but all he said was that it meant he is "turned on" and then he disconnected...
Stranger: it means his penis got real big and he wanted to put it in a vagina
You: what is a penis?
You: and why would he want to put it in a vagina?
Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: well you see when a mommy loves a daddy a whole lot
Stranger: she takes his penis and puts in in her vagina
Stranger: then the penis sneezes milk and a baby comes out
You: oh, so guys have a penis instead of a vagina???
Stranger: yup
You: oh wow
You: that is pretty gross
Stranger: there real ugly lookin too
You: why would he tell me that?
Stranger: because he thought you were something we call a "whore" who will let anybodys penis inside thier vagina
You: oh
You: I see
You: he said he "likes boys and girls" as an explanation for when he said he was "bisexual" but that just left me more confused
You: don't everyone like boys and girls? It seems silly to dislike someone based on whether they are a boy or a girl...
Stranger: oh yes he is something we call a "queer". That means he likes to suck on penises or stick his in peoples bumholes
You: wtf???
Stranger: anytime you see one of these people you should yell at them and throw old food
You: why would I have old food to throw? I throw out old food :/
Stranger: ahahahaha
You: why would he stick his penis in someone's bumhole?
Stranger: just go over and call him a homo faggot
Stranger: because thats how queers spread thier disease
You: no it was on omegle
Stranger: its called AIDS and it kills millions every years
You: I see
You: oh, I heard that niggers have AIDS
You: does this mean that all queers are niggers?
Stranger: yup every one
You: that makes sense
Stranger: an y more questions little girl?
You: yeah, is the milk which penises sneeze their "pollen" that's how another guy who was really mean explained it to me on omegle
You: but he didn't make much sense
You: because I asked if they spread it through kissing
You: and all he said was that they kiss "down there"
You: is down there the vagina or..?
Stranger: no no no the milk is called love juice
Stranger: and if it eat it it makes you lucky
You: how would I eat it?
Stranger: so if you kiss someones penis love jiuce comes out
You: do I take it out of my vagina and then eat it from my kands?
You: hands*
Stranger: and you have to lick up every drop or it wont work
Stranger: no you have to kiss the penis
Stranger: and then open your mouth
You: oh
You: so then the penis goes in my mouth?
You: it would have to be pretty small to fit in my mouth
Stranger: yes thats why you have to try real hard to fit it all in
You: what if it goes down the back of my mouth and into my throat though?
Stranger: thats how you get married
You: no, you get married at a wedding...
Stranger: so if you really like someone you have to drink thier love juice
You: oh I se
You: and you don't drink it if you don't love them?
You: what if they put it in your mouth and then they start sneezing love juice... do I spit it out if I don't love them?
Stranger: if you do drink it and you dont love them, all it does is make you lucky
You: lucky? as in the phrase "get lucky" ?
Stranger: yup thats where it comes from
You: I see
You: ok one last question
You: are you a /b/tard?
Stranger: hah
You: ???
Stranger: lulz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hellllllllllo
Stranger: Hi there
You: Are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: Girrrrl
You: Coolcool
Stranger: Yup...
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 14
You: oh. im 15.
Stranger: Okay?
You: wow. bitch much
You: are you on your period
You: ?
Stranger: Gee thanks. No. I'm not.
You: I hate you.
You: have you even hit puberty
Stranger: I don't care. It doesn't bother me.
You: pft. i doubt it. immature cunt.
Stranger: Yes, I have.
Stranger: Me? Immature? Look in the fucking mirror.
You: go suck your daddys dick.
Stranger: Ha.
Stranger: So funny.
You: mirrors dont show immaturity.
You: youre very dumb little girl.
You: i am funny, thanks
Stranger: I'm a year younger than you
You: actually 2, imma be 16 tomorrow.
Stranger: What the hell is your problem? And. No you aren't, you're an asshole
You: i am not an asshole.
You: how dare you make that assumption.
Stranger: Oh really? My best friend is 16. He turned 16 in january.
Stranger: I'm so scared?
You: Woah. Youre so cool cos you have a 16 year old best friend.
You: my best friend is 50!
Stranger: Oh pssht yeah I'm like the coolest fucking person ever.
You: no youre not.
You: youre ugly
Stranger: How dare you make that assumption. You don't even know me
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: No. I don't. Asswipe.
You: my dick is hard.
You: i want your vagina.
You: ooh baby. dont stop.
You: O.O
Stranger: If you wanna fucking cyber you treat people decently.
You: im gonna cum.
You: oooooh.
You: oooh.
You: ooh.
You: oh.
You: h.
You: .
You: ooooh.
You: mm. baby.
You: dont stop!
Stranger: You done yet?
You: this is it!
You: this is it!
You: ahhh. done.
You: make me a sandwich!
You: bitch.
Stranger: You've got legs go make your own damn sandwich
You: im a man bitch!
You: go. now!
Stranger: its not the 50s
Stranger: No.
Stranger: I won't.
You: who cares about the 50s. youre stil inferior.
Stranger: I am not.
You: yeah, you are.
Stranger: No, I'm not.
You: im 28 years old muthafuckaaa
You: bow down cunt.
Stranger: No.
You: suck on my penis.
Stranger: I won't.
Stranger: Nope.
You: what you say? nigga.
You: someone needs a slap across the ugly face!
Stranger: You need a serious reality check.
You: i think you do. bitch.
You: wheres my damn sandwich?!
Stranger: Or a visit to a mental hospital.
Stranger: My god you son of bitch.
You: i want a sammich!
You: GOD IS A LIE
Stranger: make your own
Stranger: He is not!
You: but im a man!
You: i need a bitch to make my sammich.
Stranger: Oh cry me a fucking river.
You: CHRISTIANS ARE GAY
You: GOD LIKES ANAL
Stranger: You wanna female dog to make you a sandwich?
Stranger: Good luck with that.
You: I dont care about the species. i just need a species with a pussy and sammich making abilities.
You: GOD WANTS TO FUCK YOU! hes an old perv
Stranger: You are a fucking pyshco
You: YOUR MOM!
You: GOD LIKES ANAL!
You: WITH HORSES.
You: HE WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH MR. HANDS(LOOK IT UP!)
Stranger: Are you trying to sound like a hardcore fucker?
You: I AM A HARDCORE FUCKER!
Stranger: If so you are failing miserbly
You: I MAKE VAGINA SPLODE
Stranger: Failure.
You: YOU ARE A MISTAKE.
You: GOD IS A LIE.
You: JESUS IS A CUMDUMPSTER.
You: LULZ.
Stranger: I know guys as threating as a dead kitten that are more hardcore than you.
You: DEAD KITTENS ARE SCARY MOTHERFUCKERS,
You: SEXY TIME?
Stranger: what the fuck ever
You: http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss319/supahflylayouts/SEXY.jpg
You: THATS ME!
You: IMMMMMM SEXAYY
You: ME SO HORNY
You: ME LOVE YOU L.ONG TIME.
Stranger: Does arguing make you horny?
You: YES., ITS A BIT OF A TURN ON.
You: IM 32. wanna have cool sex?
Stranger: Pyshco
You: you need to spell check little girl.
Stranger: You changed your age again?
You: no, Ive always been 47
Stranger: I don't care how I spell! I'm not in English class
You: YES YOU ARE!
You: LESSON OF THE DAY!
You: learn how to spell
Stranger: I hope you die.
Stranger: Slowly and fucking painfully.
You: everyone dies one day little girl.
You: that sounds delightful.
You: imma masochist, you see.
You: GOD IS A LIE
Stranger: Don't. Call. Me. LITTLE GIRL.
You: he gave you AIDS.
You: LITTLE GIRL!
Stranger: I'm std free
Stranger: Fuck you.
You: except for your god aids.
You: you must be black.
You: pools closed. AIDS in the water.
You: thanks to GOD!
Stranger: Pale.
Stranger: no. I'm white.
You: wtfe NIGGER
Stranger: Oh sure yeah God really close the pools
You: YES HE DID
You: COS HES A LIE!
Stranger: Blonde hair blue eyes pale white skin
You: NAZI!
You: with GOD AIDS
You: LITTE GIRL NAZI!
You: LITTLE*
You: little girl need a nappy wappy?
Stranger: This argument has brought me nothing but....nothing. and arguing usually brings joy to my life.
You: maybe GOD can put you to BED. and girl you HERPES
You: give*
Stranger: Spell check?
You: I CORRECTED MY SELF DUMB FUCK.
You: SO SUCK ON MY 29 YEAR OLD DCK
You: DICK
Stranger: Nah. Id rather not.
You: WELL, MAYBE YOURE INTERESTED IN MAKING ME A
You: SAMMICH!
Stranger: Nah. Id rather not.
You: WHO LET YOU OUT OF THE KITCHEN?
Stranger: I was never in one.
You: SO YOURE ANOREXIC?
You: ANOREXIC NAZI WITH GOD AIDS!
Stranger: No. We eat in a dining room, where the chef serves our food,
You: PFFT. ARE THE CHEFS FEMALE?
You: MAYBE ONE COULD MAKE ME A SAMMICH?
Stranger: No actually Chef Jake is a male
Stranger: He and his wife cook for my family.
You: YAY! GET HIS WIFE TO MAKE ME A SAMMICH
Stranger: You really do think this funny.
You: i think GOD is a lie.
You: i think the belief in GOD is funny.
Stranger: Well ill be laughing when you're down there in hell burning to death
You: No such thing as hell, LITTLE GIRL
Stranger: Sure.
You: you bore me.
You: i win.
You: HA!
You: you win ZERO internets.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: I am not a creepy old man.
You: Me neither ;)
Stranger: Woohoo
Stranger: lol
You: Yay for TOTALLY NOT BEING CREEPY OLD MEN
Stranger: Yayness
Stranger: lol.
You: I totally don't go for shota...
Stranger: Me either.
Stranger: SOOO
Stranger: Hi.
You: TOTALLY
Stranger: Are you team jacob or edward?!
Stranger: :D
You: Are you a 14 year old girl?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: I am 16
Stranger: lol
Stranger: BIG DIFFERENCE
You: At first I was like awww, but then I was like YAY
Stranger: WOOOOHOOOOO
Stranger: Am I anoying you?
Stranger: :D
Stranger: I love you
You: oh. my. god.
You: you are a blessing
Stranger: Your my new best friend
Stranger: Lets go shopping and buy matching friend christmas socks
You: i. would. love. that.
Stranger: :)
You: because I'm totally NOT a creepy pedo... he he he...
Stranger: Yes. :)
Stranger: Thats a very good thing.
Stranger: Dude.
Stranger: You know what sucks?!
You: hopefully you?
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: we are not friends anymore
You: It was a joke...
Stranger: dear darla, I hate your stinking GUTS.
Stranger: :)
You: wat
Stranger: You dont know what that is?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: omg
Stranger: LITTLE RASCALS!
Stranger: Duh.
Stranger: Weirdoo
You: Ok so the court told me I can't talk to your kind anymore so what!?
You: That doesn't make me a wierdo does it?
You: Hmmm?
Stranger: Are you under the influence right now?!
You: Of you...
You: and this lolo
You: *loli
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Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: ahahhahaha
Stranger: ahahahah
You: That was pretty funny...
Stranger: ahahahah
Stranger: im sayin
Stranger: did u see it too
You: The size of your cock??
Stranger: nope
You: Well it was laughably small
Stranger: doubt that
You: Well you should know that your cock is small sir...
Stranger: im gonna have to disagree with that statement
Stranger: i aint asian
You: Then why were you laughing at the size of your cock?
Stranger: when did i say i was laughing about that
You: Well what else were you laughing at?
You: Everyone on here has a severe case of self pity...
Stranger: self pity i dont now wat that is
Stranger: i was laughing at some crackhead
You: Its like giving yourself a blowjob, or being a furry
You: So you were getting high, and your cock is small?
Stranger: im on the tail end of my high
Stranger: and no my cock isnot small
You: The former is true, the latter is a lie
Stranger: nope both fact
Stranger: i dont lie
Stranger: i only lie to cops and you have not given me any reason to believe u are a cop
You: So if an officer walked in your house and said "If you lie, I will jail you" and then he procedes to ask if you were high?
You: Wow.
You: I know you inside and out
You: Your kind is the scum of the earth
Stranger: yup
Stranger: nope cops are
Stranger: they ruin lives
You: Why not just brush up on your knowledge of final solutions and pick one
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: that made no sense
You: You're way too high
You: Maybe you should consult a cop
You: Grab his gun
Stranger: nah maby i shud shoot a cop
You: See what he does
You: Cops have more training than you
You: and for the record, airsoft guns do not equal training
Stranger: well i dont feel pain
You: Neither does CoD
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You: Sure...
Stranger: so there stun gun shit dont work
You: Too bad those force your muscles into cardiac arrest...
Stranger: nope
Stranger: id eat it
Stranger: mind over matter
Stranger: my mind always wins
You: Nope
Stranger: yup
You: you know what always wins?
You: Wincest
Stranger: me
You: and you're clearly an inbred troll
Stranger: trolls where
You: in MY TUBES
Stranger: in the backyard?
Stranger: youtube
You: not just youtube.
You: But a series of tubes...
Stranger: ahhhh right on
Stranger: will i have to pay a troll toll when i find 1
You: Yeah
You: they're gonna have black sex with you
You: AKA rape
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i pay the troll too to get inside that boys soul
You: Are you from 12chan?
You: Or just a sick fuck in general?
Stranger: wat is 12chan
You: 12 and under chan, aka Pedo heaven
Stranger: nope troll toll is from always sunny in philadelphia
Stranger: obv u never seens it
You: Oh these newfag trolls...
You: Or you're just a dumb nigger
Stranger: your languange is offensive
You: But honestly, I don't see the difference
Stranger: define the n word for me
You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended
Stranger: in less thean 10 seconds go
You: Thats my definintion
Stranger: your an idiot
You: No
Stranger: its an iggnorant person something uo are being right now
You: I'm an EDiot
You: Like a nigger>
You: ?
Stranger: like u
You: Yeah like a nigger?
Stranger: well your iggnorant so yes
You: So you're saying niggers are ignorant?
Stranger: im saying you are iggnorant
Stranger: and another word for iggnorant is the n word but i am above that word so i say iggnorant
Stranger: boom
You: Niggnorant?
Stranger: checkmate
Stranger: hang yurself and die slow racist prick
You: Nah you're too dumb and high to checkmate anyone, and you're a nigger, which means you don't qualify for intelligence
Stranger: hey im greater than you
You: Ok
You: Sure
You: Mind over matter, right?
Stranger: how mad are you that obama is your president
You: Not as mad as you'll be when he gets voted out in 2012
Stranger: dont matter
Stranger: our last president will be black
Stranger: cause we all getting fried in 2012
You: Like fried chicken?
Stranger: hahah ya
Stranger: jokester
You: I heard the only countries immune to the apocalypse are the European countries
You: but they're only letting white people in to stay for refuge
Stranger: false
You: Africa is the first to go, just like how they were the first to get AIDS
Stranger: everyone will be fired that doesnt get in an underground bunker
Stranger: hey i found a picture of you online
You: Pix or it didn't happen
Stranger: http://www.teamterry.net/files/Download/brian_peppers1.jpg
You: No, I'm not Brian Peppers
Stranger: yup you are
You: but he is an upstanding young chap
Stranger: youd have sex with him probally seems like someone youd go for
You: This is your family, correct?
You: http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/7083/f12062552202mdb501b1fb9.jpg
Stranger: yup an you notice how most of them are more successful than you or anyonoe in your family will ever be
Stranger: boom
Stranger: roasted
You: What are you talking about?
You: I can't understan ebonics
You: English motherfucker, do you speak it?
Stranger: maby i shud speak in clicks for you
Stranger: will that work
You: No I can't understand black
Stranger: baby if you took your white hood off
Stranger: maby
You: No I don't hate black people, just dumb niggers like you
Stranger: how have i been dumb
Stranger: elaborate
You: LOL
Stranger: wat i knew
You: "mind over matter"
Stranger: ya wats dumb about that
You: The fact that your family breeds trolls
Stranger: yup we got a troll farm out back
Stranger: cause treolls are so real moron
You: You're a dumb 13 year old boy who pretend to be black and get high on Omegle
Stranger: u mad iggnorant
Stranger: doubt all of that statement

Stranger: hey horny guy looking for horny girl with cam ;)
You: okay
You: i am a 12 year old looking for a conversation
Stranger: no liars
You: i am not lying
Stranger: u have cam ??
You: DUDE I AM 12!!! YOU FUCKING PEDO!!
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Stranger: hi 28 m, loves wanking with my wifes panties.
You: 26 f
Stranger: cool, do you like naughty married men
You: sur
You: e
Stranger: cool, where are you from
You: France
Stranger: i'm from uk
You: Wanna see my nudes?
Stranger: yea sure
You: [http://tinyurl.com/37xkcnv]
You: You like?
Stranger: thats buzzing, but hey thanks for sharing
You: Ok, cheater.
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Stranger:  gotta pussy?
You: yeah
Stranger: well ive gotta dick so were good
Stranger: wanna cyyber?
You: yeah
Stranger: ight. start
You: i'm standing in the rain and my clothes are all wet
You: the only light is a streetlamp
Stranger: my turn?
You: yeah
Stranger: im drivin home in the rain and i see you standin in that light. i go over there and ask if you need a ride and you say yeah thatd be great.
You: my turn?
Stranger: yea
You: i tell you where i live and i sit quietly in the passenger seat
Stranger: we get to your house and you ask how you can repay you. you dont have any cash so i tell you to get back in the car.
Stranger: ur turn
You: i get back in the car and wait for you to tell me what to do... i'm a virgin so i don't know anything
Stranger: haha ok. i tell you to take off all ur clothes since theyre wet and throw them in the back. you do it then i tell you to spread ur legs.
You: i wait for u to put it in me and twirl my hair... i'm a little scared but excited at the same time
Stranger: i put my 7 inch cock into ur tight virgin pussy and you give out a quiet yelp bc it hurts and feels good at the same time.
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Stranger: oh i will!!
You: be rough with me
Stranger: I SAID I WILL!!!
Stranger: m/f?
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello
/𝗯/𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘂𝗽 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲, 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿!
Stranger: Im making this quick so u can leave if u dont like , Im male 15 and im from Uk
You: lol underageb&
Stranger: what?
You: you herd wat i said faggot!
Stranger: no i dont u dick
You: lol
Stranger: u must be a retard
You: your even more of a faggot than justin bieber!
Stranger: lol i know in it great
Stranger: No im not
You: prove me wrong
Stranger: how
Stranger: OK I LOVE GIRLS
You: you figure it out
You: prove it
Stranger: OMG HOW?
You: figure it out faggot
Stranger: IM NOT A FAG U KNOB
You: prove it
Stranger: FUK OFF LOL
You: okay faggot
Stranger: lol ur such a dickhead
You: my dickhead is much bigger than yours
You: you still there faggot?
Stranger: yea i am but im not a fag
You: prove it
Stranger: omg
Stranger: ok ask ur mum
You: hows that gonna help?
You: your from the uk
You: im in japan
Stranger: so im rich i got Jets
You: i have a GT-R
Stranger: so
You: I'm better than the Jets
Stranger: lol wow
Stranger: ur from the usa
You: since when
Stranger: since now
You: how
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: u just r
You: you shouldn't make assumptions
Stranger: i know i shouldnt but i still do
You: what makes you think im in the usa
Stranger: cos u know who the Jets r and Japan dont have American football over there
You: yeah jets are planes
You: we have them in japan
Stranger: omg
Stranger: retard
You: My GT-R is better than your rickety old jets
Stranger: ok w.e
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You: Hej
You: do you asl?
Stranger: IKEA
Stranger: do YOU asl?
Stranger: what is asl?
You: alot.
You: svenska?
Stranger: can u eat it?
You: sometimes
Stranger: is it flat pack furniture?
You: I use it for sex
You: the asl
Stranger: vile
You: would you do it?
Stranger: do u cum on its tits?
You: it has no tits
You: it's a small instrument
Stranger: dick?
You: for insertion
You: no it's plastic
You: asl
Stranger: asl is plastic?
You: maybe we are all plastics.
You: but asl is plastic
Stranger: does it come from IKEA?
You: no, toysrus
Stranger: Michael Jackson was plastic
You: sure
You: would you insert him?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: would u?
You: I'm a girl so I can't because he's pedo
You: want to talk dirty?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i really like mud
You: sure
Stranger: and throwing ash around
You: if you click on a site
You: and tell me what you think
You: of my picture
Stranger: and scrubbing with warm water and fairy liquid
You: I will do everything to you
Stranger: ok
You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna
Stranger: slut
You: I'm not a slut, I'm christian
Stranger: ur a slutty christian
You: does that exist?
Stranger: u fuck ur self with church regalia
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You: 4chan the opposite
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You: I like it
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You: with monkeys
You: and horses
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Stranger: if butt, it hurt
Stranger: 4chan the opposite
You: u like it up butt?
You: vile.
You: vile
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Stranger: I like it
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Stranger: if butt, it hurt
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You: u like it up butt?
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Stranger: if butt, it hurt
Stranger: 4chan the opposite
You: u like it up butt?
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Stranger: if butt, it hurt
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You: because I got your docs
You: and family
Stranger: oh please
Stranger: liar
You: no
You: I have access
You: to your files now
Stranger: liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar
Stranger: prove it
You: go to the link I gave you
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You: I'm racist
You: and I feel guilty about it
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Stranger: i'm racist too
Stranger: i fucking hate swedes
You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna
You: your family
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You: ASL
You: ASL
You: you're black?
Stranger: i have no fotos on my cumputer
Stranger: i'm orange
Stranger: and hate people from sweden
You: why?
Stranger: with their shit cheap furniture
You: because you like asl?
Stranger: cos they're shit
Stranger: what
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Stranger: asl?
You: up your asl
You: yes asl
Stranger: you fuck asl
You: you still don't know what's asl
Stranger: what
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Stranger: asl
You: it's your mother's fault
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You: if you go to www.wowomg.com
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You: and tell me if you recognize the guy
Stranger: liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar 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Stranger: LOCATION
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You: Hey
Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: What's up?
You: I need to ask you a quick question
Stranger: Ok.
You: For a project
You: What would happen if you dropped a pen on the moon?
Stranger: It would float in the air, correct?
Stranger: Theres no gravity on the moon...
You: Would the moon pull it towards it though?
Stranger: Or, limited gravity.
You: Because of its mass
Stranger: Possibly.
Stranger: Actually, probably not.
Stranger: Pens weigh like two grams..
You: But it would be right on it.
Stranger: Hmm, that's a really good question.
You: Yeah, google pops up nothing.
You: And it's due tomorrow.
Stranger: Wow.. what kind of project is this?
Stranger: And Tomorrow is Sunday. O.o.
You: Physics.
You: Not where I am
You: Tomorrow is monday
You: But it is 1am so
Stranger: Ohh.
Stranger: Lol, where are you?
You: Queensland
You: Australia
You: So can you help?
Stranger: I suppose.
You: I have the general idea
Stranger: I'm assuming that it would just hover above the moon.
You: I just need someone to compare ideas with
You: I hate my teacher
Stranger: And be pulled into it's orbit.
Stranger: Lmao. I'd hate them too.
Stranger: xD
You: Yeah, if it is in its orbit, wouldn't it just slowly fall?
You: Because the moon is massive and the pen is 2 grams as you said
Stranger: Well, probably if the moon had more gravity. But since it has a limited amount and a man weighing around 180 pounds could barely..
Stranger: You know.. walk on the land.
Stranger: Lol. The pen should float around like.. a crazy.
You: Well if a man stays on the ground wouldn't a pen go towards the ground?
Stranger: I suppose so.
Stranger: So maybe it would fall..
You: Would the ink levels in the pen play any part?
You: If the ink flows around it could affect the direction it goes? No?
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: I'm not sure.
Stranger: I guess if the ink was dense enough..
You: Maybe
Stranger: But I'm assuming since it's very liquid-like it wouldn't matter.
You: What if the pen was made in some place like Ireland
You: They are very dense there.
Stranger: Uhm.
Stranger: Hm...
Stranger: Maybe it would depend.
Stranger: Because there are some cheap plastic pens, some heavy metal ones..
Stranger: And it would just matter the material and the weight of the object.
Stranger: :D
You: Yeah.
You: I'm assuming a normal biro one
Stranger: Biro? :O
You: Maybe
You: You would pretty much need a pen island to test all kinds.
You: It just doesn't make sense
Stranger: Lol. Yep. [:
Stranger: It really doesn't.. that's a gay question. ;
You: Yeah
You: Too bad my teacher is really hot otherwise I would just yell at them.
You: He's a stud.
Stranger: Lmfaooo.
Stranger: Well hot teachers are so much better than non hot ones.
You: Yeah, but I don't think he's gay.
Stranger: LMFAO.
Stranger: Then just go hit on him.
Stranger: And ask him.
Stranger: And be like, let me get atchu shawty ;D
You: Maybe he would show me his pen.
You: After school
Stranger: Lmfao. Ask him.
Stranger: Are you gay?
You: Yes.
You: Have you got something against gays?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: I'm gay. ;\.
You: Pix
Stranger: Lmfao.
Stranger: Alright.
Stranger: Send them to your teacher, ok?
You: Sure
Stranger: Alright. :D
You: These better not be ones from google.
Stranger: So, what grade are you in? 11th.
Stranger: Lmfao.
You: Yeah
Stranger: I wasn't actually sending one. :P.
You: Damnit
You: You cock tease
Stranger: I am too. But we don't start school until Monday.
Stranger: For sure!
Stranger: I love teasing cocks ;D
You: Do you want a pic?
Stranger: Hell yes!
You: KK, one sec
Stranger: Ok.
You: Just need to upload it
Stranger: Ok.
You: Gimmie a sec
Stranger: Lol, alright.
You: http://tiny.cc/dmqp0
You: You just got trolled by /v/.

Bitch.
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Stranger: male 20
You: Hey ASL
You: 19 f australia
Stranger: awesome!!!!
Stranger: HELLOIIIII
You: Wanna cyber?
Stranger: yeahi do.... what do you have? skype msn?
You: Just use this
Stranger: im in
Stranger: where are you
You: Youy start
You: We'll start in the bedroom
Stranger: wacha wearin??
You: Short blue skirt and a singlet
Stranger: singlet?
Stranger: i dont know this
Stranger: can i take it off easily?
You: Yeah
You: It's just something you wear underneath to keep you warm
Stranger: well you should take it off....
You: I will
Stranger: i want you to start playing with your boobs
You: Sure
Stranger: but just rubbing around not touching your nipples...
You: Ok, start getting your cock out
Stranger: do u have any sexy pics?
You: not atm
Stranger: in a fewm aybe?
You: Using other computer
Stranger: oh oh
Stranger: my cock is soft!
You: Cmon, you take control
Stranger: i would lift your skirt up
Stranger: and start licking slowly up and down the inside of your thigh
Stranger: getting closer and closer....
You: I tense
Stranger: im playing with your boobs too
Stranger: rubbing all around your nipples in circles
Stranger: are you wet?
You: I put my hands down near your theighs
You: Yes
Stranger: i take some of that wetness and rub it on your nipples
Stranger: then blow cool air on them
Stranger: try it :)
You: Ok'
Stranger: how does it feel?
You: Mmm, that's good
Stranger: I want you to suck my dick
You: I get on my knees and put your big long cock in my mouth as far as I can
Stranger: suck it hard baby
Stranger: mmm feels good
Stranger: put my balls in your mouth tonight
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: i meant now
You: Mmm
Stranger: look me in the eyes
You: I look up
Stranger: i want to eat you out
Stranger: lie down on your back
You: I throw myself onto the bed
Stranger: i work slowly and slowly up your thigh
You: I crane my neck back and start to moan
Stranger: my tounge moving faster and faster
Stranger: oh yeah? are you a loud one?
You: I love to yell
Stranger: how big are your boobs
You: D :)
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: now i really want a pic!!!
You: Yeah way.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: haha
You: Cmon let's finish and I'll get a pic
Stranger: it will help me cum...
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: im eating you out
Stranger: moving my tounge so fast
Stranger: on your clit
Stranger: faster and faster
Stranger: i start to move my fingers up in
You: I crane my neck back again and yell out
Stranger: just a little bit at first but more and more
Stranger: deeper and deeper
You: I start sweating
Stranger: looking at you...
Stranger: in your eyes
Stranger: moving my tounger
Stranger: tounge
Stranger: faster and faster
You: I turn to face a window
You: I yell out
Stranger: with 2 fingers in your pussy
You: ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!
Stranger: ?
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Stranger: hey there
You: Hey
You: Quick question
You: If you dropped a pen on the moon what would happen?
Stranger: mhmm, ?
Stranger: hmm, interesting question, uhm, well it might not have enough weight to fall, so it might just like stay there, because the moon already have little gravitational pull,, so a pen would need more weight to actually go to the moons surface, so i'd say it would just kinda sit there in the space
Stranger: What do you think would happen..?
You: I personally think
You: that
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Stranger: thats lovely
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Stranger: hi asl
You: Hey
You: 19 f Australia
Stranger: 21 m usa here
Stranger: perferably vid or pic
You: Ok
Stranger: r u horny and would u like tohave cyber sex?
You: Yeah sure
You: I'll give you a pic afterwards, I am on my ipod
Stranger: do u have skype
You: Nah
You: On my iPod
Stranger: ohhh
You: So do you want to cyber
Stranger: sure
Stranger: what do u look like?
You: Blond, D, wearing blue knee height skirt and a singlet
Stranger: mhmmm
You: You
Stranger: blonde shaved, blue eyes, athetic build moslty muscular with a little fat
You: Im skinny
You: You start
You: in bedroom
Stranger: mhmmmm
Stranger: first is there anone around u?
You: Nah
Stranger: ok lol
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: im kissing u
You: Ok
Stranger: rubing ur arm
Stranger: slowly making way to ur breas
You: I move your other hand towards my arse
Stranger: breast
Stranger: i start to caress ur breast and ass
You: I pull you onto the bed
Stranger: i fall with u ontop of me
You: I sit up and take off my singlet and shove my breasts in your face.
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: i grab them with my hands
Stranger: and start massageing them
You: I undo your pant buckle
Stranger: i undot the button on ur skirt
You: I slide out of it and throw my knickers away
Stranger: i pull down my pants
Stranger: and take off my boxers
Stranger: i pull u back to the bed
You: I fall down and you climb ontop
Stranger: i kiss u
Stranger: caress on breast
Stranger: and with the other hand start making my way to ur pussy
You: I tense up and grab your back
Stranger: i start to play withur pussy
You: I moan a little
Stranger: i prode it with my finger
You: I pull you all the way onto me
You: and arch my back up
Stranger: i stick my finger all the way in
You: I gasp and crane my neck back, looking out of the window
You: I start to yell
You: ENEMY AC130 ABOVE!
Stranger: WTF this ain't COD, I'm about to cum and your talkin bout COD!
You: You are?
You: TACTICLE NUKE INCOMING!
You: 5!
You: 4!
You: 3!
You: 2!
You: 1!
Stranger: Fuck you.
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Stranger: hey
You: oh god you're not a rapist are you?
Stranger: nope
You: WELL I AM BITCH!
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Stranger: sup
You: sup nigga
Stranger: not much, just got off work
Stranger: u?
You: Not much, just smokin that chronic.
Stranger: sounds cool, I had a cigarette before
You: what's your favorite color?
Stranger: yellows and reds... I guess that explains my job
You: Hmm...
Stranger: you?
You: WHITE!!
You: HEIL HITLER
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IMMORTAL LEADER OF OUR RACE
Stranger: not bad... not bad..
Stranger: asl?
You: 118/m/austria
Stranger: are you Hitler?
You: Ja.
Stranger: that's fucking BALLIN'
You: Sho is, nigaa.
You: *nigga
Stranger: a house full of black people just burned down at work, so I guess it makes it all worth while that you're still around to see it
Stranger: I'm a fucking firefighter, just in case you didn't get that
You: Ja.
Stranger: so, you're welcome
Stranger: dude, I was talking with a girl on here who totally wanted me to bone her
Stranger: but work was so tiring, I was like, how about a fuckin footrub, bitch?
You: Yeah, I shave my moustache, and I get all the pussy.
Stranger: bitches be crazy, you know
You: Cheah
Stranger: they don't dig the fuckin charlie chaplin moustache?
You: Naw nigga. I don't know why.
Stranger: ahh maybe I should shave mine too, then
Stranger: good to know
You: Not the only thing I shave, either, if you catch my drift.
Stranger: hello?
You: hey
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You: hi
Stranger: hi asl?
You: 14/f/cali
Stranger: horny?
You: ya lol
Stranger: good babe
Stranger: so how are you?
You: good
You: u?
Stranger: good
Stranger: ur nice
Stranger: i want u in bed
Stranger: and we wil go aw aw
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: oh yea babey xxxxxx
Stranger: give it more
You: give wat lol?
Stranger: talk dirty
Stranger: ;)
You: oh im soo lonly here by miself
You: i wan a big man to fuk me dirty
You: liek a hor
Stranger: aw babey me? Oh babey i want u so much
You: im such a dirty girl
You: ;)
Stranger: thats fuckin good chic
You: thx im new at dis
Stranger: im wankin
Stranger: aw rite lol
You: so u com into my rom an im on da bed in a pink nitie an helo kitty panties
Stranger: oh babey ill strip you :/ and fuck you hard ;)
You: o wat r u doin in my room? i shot as u walk nere
Stranger: babey
Stranger: min dicks bouncin wil u rub it
You: ok
You: r u naked or wat?
Stranger: yea i am u
You: irl? ya.
You: r u naked in dis cyber
You: ?
Stranger: irl? what does that mean?
Stranger: oh good and yea
You: in real life lol
Stranger: yea i am
You: i rech wit my hand and rub da hed of ur cok
Stranger: aw yea thats nice ur so horny i want ur babies
You: i mov my hand 2 da shaft an rub da hed wit my thum
Stranger: aw yea thats nice aw aw aw i want do figure u and fuck u in bed and fuckin rub my hand all around ur pussy and fuckin suck on ur tits ;)
You: ooo plz do dat. id lov it.
Stranger: of course babey
You: mi niples start getin hard as i rub ur cok
You: dey pok throo my nitie
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: :p
You: Well, actually, I'm a guy.
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You: hi
Stranger: 20 male horny.. wanna cyberfuck?
You: sure
You: 17 f
Stranger: wts ur name darling?
You: Kelli :)
Stranger: k
Stranger: i'm pawan
Stranger: nice to meet u, n wud love 2 fuck u :)
You: alright, let's do this :)
Stranger: hey 1 sec
Stranger: u hav a pic of urs i can jack off 2?
You: yeah, gimme a minute
Stranger: ok
You: let me go take a pic, ill brb
Stranger: no probs
You: im going to have my friend take a pic of me after i brb in the bathroom, give me 3 minutes
Stranger: ok
You: alright, uploading
Stranger: ok
You: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=140lrk&s=4
You: you like?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: u r hottt
You: ty :)
Stranger: 1 sec
Stranger: http://yfrog.com/naiknjj
Stranger: thts me
Stranger: but nt even close 2 as cute as u
You: :)
You: so, let's start?
You: you go first
Stranger: ok
Stranger: u saw my pic rite>
Stranger: ?
You: ya
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can u picture me naked?
You: um sure
Stranger: nice
Stranger: imagine i walked in2 ur room rite nw
Stranger: what would u do?
You: um, it'd creep my out because you came out of nowhere and i'd likely stab you with my pocket knife...
Stranger: wtf??
You: you told me to imagine you walking in my room RIGHT now
Stranger: wel u dont have 2 imagine tht m a burglar or smthng
Stranger: u ther?
You: ya im here
You: keep going
You: im getting wet
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: so u wont hit me rite?
You: nah :)
Stranger: so what is it tht u wud really do?
You: i'd stare
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: *i grab u n kiss u*
You: "OMG RAPE" i grab my knife and stab you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u wanna do this or wt?
You: lol, jk, let's continue
You: i kiss back, hesitantly at first
Stranger: i like tht
Stranger: gently caress ur ass
You: mm
Stranger: n slide my hand under ur t-shirt
You: oh, horny aren't you? :)
Stranger: yea
Stranger: aren't u 2 now?
You: quite :)
Stranger: so strip for me girl
You: i step back from you and push my chair aside and begin slipping out of my clothes slowly and kinkily
Stranger: => ==> ===> ====> =====> ======>
You: im finally in just my panties, with no other clothes on
You: i push my tits together, teasing you
Stranger: wow
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: i take off my clothes
Stranger: i hold u close once again
Stranger: tongue deep inside ur mouth
You: mm
Stranger: i slowly slide ur panties down
You: put it in me, i say helping you pull my panties down
Stranger: not so fast babe
Stranger: u r drooling at my hard cock
You: no, you cant say what im doing >:|
You: i say what im doing
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but isnt the sight of my rock hard cock temtping?
You: almost
You: stick it in, we'll see how big it REALLY is
You: :)
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i want u 2 suck it first
Stranger: make it wet
You: alright
Stranger: so that it will go deeeeeep
You: i suck your stubby dick, lubing it up
Stranger: mmmmmmm
Stranger: ahhhhh
Stranger: kellie
Stranger: thts great
You: its kelli, not kellie... -.-
You: i can't believe you forgot my name
Stranger: sorry typin error
Stranger: kelli :)
You: :)
Stranger: keep suckin
You: okay
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: caress my balls also
You: i begin stroking your almond sized testies, while still sucking your stubby dick
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: nicee
You: mm, ready to stick your cock in?
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: lay down on the bed
Stranger: n open wide
You: i step over to the bed and spread my legs so you can get your fat body between my legs and stick your stubby cock in my tight hole, that likely wont be untightened from this session
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: some sights in the world are really great
You: lets get this started :)
Stranger: i start lickin
Stranger: *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick*
You: mmm, i love that



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You: keep going, keep going
You: mm
Stranger: *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick*
Stranger: *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick*
You: oh yeaaah

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Stranger: wtf is this?
You: what is what...?
You: is there something my vagina?
Stranger: tht notice to participation thingy u jus pasted
You: ?
You: I didn't paste anything...
You: what are you talking about?
You: i dont see anything
You: Are you there?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so i *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick*
Stranger: think u r ready now
You: mhm
Stranger: get down on all fours
You: I roll over and push myself up onto my hands and knees, lowering the front of my body slightly so my ass arches perfectly
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: i grab ur ass
You: mmm
Stranger: enjoyin another lovely sight
You: I like that, keep going

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You: mm
You: im really wet now :)
Stranger: i gently push my cock in
Stranger: n out
Stranger: *in*
Stranger: *out*
Stranger: daster n deeper everytime
Stranger: *faster
You: mmm
Stranger: *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out*
Stranger: *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out*
You: ... spamming in and out isnt really a turn on... -.-
You: but whatever, keep going
Stranger: i keep thrusting
Stranger: my balls are spanking against ur smooth ass
You: wait, if im on my hands and knees your balls wouldn't be spanking my ass...

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You: Would they?
You: :\
You: you there?
Stranger: wel i'm takin u doggy style girl
You: even if you're taking my doggy sstyle, you wouldnt be spanking my ass with your cock
You: im on my hands and knees, and you're going me from behind
You: which means your balls would be BELOW my ass
Stranger: ok
You: keep going
You: so i can cum
Stranger: i keep goin
Stranger: harder n harder
Stranger: the bed is shakin hard
You: mm im fingering myself so hard while reading this :)

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Stranger: m jerkin off lookin at ur pic
You: im fingering while looking at my pic :)
You: well, technically im jerking off, and technically its not me, its my older sister
You: but still
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Stranger: Steve?!!!1!?
You: Fucking Magnets, how do they work?
Stranger: magic
You: What type?
Stranger: magic magic
You: From where?
Stranger: from god
You: Which God?
You: Christian?
Stranger: GOD
You: Catholic?
You: Mexican?
Stranger: there is only one god, whoever/whatever ppl call him.it/them
You: And he makes magic magic magnets
Stranger: by definition
Stranger: yeah
You: How?
Stranger: he just does
You: No, I mean
Stranger: he is the source of all finite explanation
You: Does he wave his hands around or snap his fingers
Stranger: he cums on them
You: or...?
You: Ok\
You: How
You: What if people think the God is female.
Stranger: with his god orrifice
You: Or black?
Stranger: cum cums out of god
You: Yes but what if people think he is female or black?
You: It would take him ages if he was female
Stranger: black ppl hav dicks
You: and if he was Black it wouldn't be enough for a magnet.
Stranger: :O
You: Oh come on everybody knows black people are faggots
Stranger: ok
Stranger: racism alloud
You: Not racist, fact.
Stranger: trufax?
You: Hitler had the right idea.
You: HEIL HITLER
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OF OUR RACE
Stranger: I'm black...
You: Oh wow man, I'm sorry.
Stranger: No problem
You: No, I meant I'm sorry because you'll never be able to satisfy a woman.
Stranger: Fuck you
You: What, with that miniature 2 inch thing?
Stranger: I have 6" faggot
You: I want pictures with timestamps, videos with the name "Tooty Frooty" on your chest and a magazine article. I also want the testimonies of at least 5 different women, that is, if you have ever even HAD sex.
Stranger: More than you
You: Your mother doesn't count.
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Stranger: hiiiiiiii
You: Hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 14, female, Oklahoma
Stranger: do u hve an elder sister
You: Why do you want to know?
Stranger: im 22 male
You: Ooo
You: Well, my older sister is into younger guys
You: But uh...
You: Heh, I'm totally interested ;)
You: I'm a total slut
You: Do you want to see me naked?
Stranger: you are 14 right
You: Mmhmm
Stranger: i guess you are just too young
You: Aww, but I can be fun
You: I've been with guys your age
Stranger: did u grow your boobs already?
You: Mmhmm
You: My sister is totally jealous
You: she didn't develop til like, 16
Stranger: really?
You: Mmhmm
You: She calls me a whore sometimes, but I know she's just crazy jealous of me
Stranger: you are smarter than her?
You: Heh, well
You: When I started developing
You: And she started getting jealous
You: She stopped caring about school and more about finding as many guys as possible to show me up
You: So then she couldn't go to college
You: Hell if I know if she's smarter than me
You: I don't care about what she does
You: Except when she brings losers home, and introduces them to me
You: That's always hilarious
Stranger: you are better than her,thats what you are saying
You: Nah
You: I'm just saying she is always wanting to upstage me
You: And I find it funny
You: I couldn't care less if I was better than her
Stranger: so,u say you are good enough on your own to seduce any winner type of guy
You: Well... Guys I assume are winners
You: I leave it up to them to prove me right
Stranger: so,u already make guys cum?
You: Yeah, although sometimes too early
You: Which I guess removes them from my winners list
Stranger: did u make any guy cum,more than 22?
You: I think the oldest was maybe 24
You: He was a winner, I guess...
You: Saw him a few more times, then he just kind of vanished off the face of the Earth
You: Never answered his phone, house went empty
You: Sigh...
Stranger: so,you look at me in the same way?
You: As a winner?
Stranger: as an guy older and better?
You: Maybe
You: It is usually the younger guys that dissapoint me
Stranger: younger guys of 16-17?
You: 14-17, yes
You: I was only ever with one guy the same age as me
You: My school is on some kind of a celibacy high or something
Stranger: your sister introduces you to the guys of that age,i guess?
You: Well she did for awhile, but then she stopped
You: So I had to start finding them on my own
Stranger: but its better to find on your own
You: Though my dad helps a little, though I don't think he knows it
Stranger: your dad helps u in finding guys?
You: Kind of...
You: He goes to bars a lot
You: And when he drinks he gets real talkactive
You: I'm not old enough to drive, but I'm a good driver
You: He lets me drive him home from the bars
You: I live in a small town so no one really cares
Stranger: okay
You: He usually brings a guy or two he just met in the bar out to introduce to me
You: Not sure WHY he does it, but whatever
You: Usually he leaves when they feel like leaving and then I just meet them outside the door
Stranger: how u think of those guys?
You: Eh, okay for a quick thing
You: Satisfying but
You: They usually vanish after a night
Stranger: ofcourse
You: Well, rather
You: I just choose not to stay in contact with them
Stranger: okay
Stranger: you want me to come with you?
You: I don't know yet...
You: This has been different
You: Usually I don't really talk about myself with the guys
You: Hmm...
You: Would you like to just exchange pictures for now?
You: See where it goes from there?
Stranger: it will go nowhere,because we are too far
You: I know, but still
You: I don't always need to be in the same room as someone to be satisfied
You: If you know what I mean
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: u will hve 2 explain
You: Well, I know it sounds lame but
You: I'm kind of into cybering
Stranger: something sex on cyber?
You: Mmhmm
Stranger: ????
You: Well
You: Like, sex over the internet
You: Like, over webcam
You: Or even just through pictures
Stranger: so u want my naked pic?
You: Well, can I show you mine first?
Stranger: okay
You: Hang on I'll get it
Stranger: okay
You: Okay, ready?
Stranger: yup
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Stranger: ey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: :)
You: sup
Stranger: asl?
You: HEIL HITLER
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Stranger: holy fuck
You: back from the dead
Stranger: i was just a 15 year old horny girl
Stranger: looking for a fuck
Stranger: holy shit.
You: heil hitler
You: auf der hitler atrocen
Stranger: what the fuck
Stranger: get the fuck out of here
Stranger: you racist fuck.
You: troll
You: imma troll
Stranger: your just mad
You: your a nigga
You: & a furfag
Stranger: umadbruh?
Stranger: no im not.
Stranger: sorry
You: chink
Stranger: im as white as sour cream
Stranger: nah
You: im black as the sky
Stranger: your blue?
Stranger: wtf?
You: no night sky dumbfuck
Stranger: wait
Stranger: your black?
You: yea
Stranger: so
Stranger: why exactly
Stranger: are you hailing hitler?
You: im not a jew im black
Stranger: hitler doesnt like blacks
Stranger: dumbshit
Stranger: what a dumbfuck!
Stranger: lmfao!
You: YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED
Stranger: gtfo
Stranger: kid. 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hey
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 19 male germany
You: 18 f
Stranger: horny?
You: VERY
Stranger: cyber?

You: What about pics?
Stranger: hmm...
You: I have one of me
Stranger: kay
You: [[http://tinyurl.com/24xkna]]
You: Here you go. ;)
Stranger: xD
Stranger: asshole xD
You: Troll'd.
You: Now go do something with your life!
You have disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: Hi there. I'm a 20 year old guy looking for an older woman (in their 30s - 40s) to have a little role play fun with. Are you interested? ;)
You: yup
Stranger: Great.
Stranger: And how old are you? ;)
You: well im 29
You: but i am turning 30 in november
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: Want to hear what I had in mind?
You: sure
Stranger: Just act naturally, as if this were real life. A little resistant, even. ;)
You: ok
Stranger: You get the idea?
You: Yup
You: Let's start
Stranger: Okay.
You: OMG NIGGERS EVERYWHERE
You: HOLY SHIT
You: HELP US
You: HITLER
You: SAVE US
Stranger: ... =/
You: SHIT
You: HOLY CRAP
You: THEIRS JEWS
You: TOO MANY JEWS
You: NOOOO
You: NOOOOO
You: nooo.............

Stranger: hey
You: Hi.
Stranger: im 16/f/uk
Stranger: u
You: 17, male, UK.
Stranger: u horny ?
You: Maybe.
Stranger: i am !
You: Do you like anal sex?
Stranger: yess!
You: And costumes?
Stranger: aw defos !
You: So if I could arrange for some of my friends to dress up as priests and rape you in the ass, that would be cool?
Stranger: ahaa suppose it would be:L
You: And we would tie you up with thick heavy rope, blindfold and gag you, take you to an abandoned warehouse and lay you down on a piss stained mattress.
You: Then in turn, we would brutally sodomise you, punching you in the face as we all took it in turns to cover you with our spunk.
You: You like?
Stranger: not a pissy mattress:L
You: I'm only joking.
Stranger: haha:L:L:L
You: ...
You: I'm really 52.
You: Do you still wanna do it?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:  I give my body to you :)
You: sweet new slave to add to my collection
Stranger: mhm
You: okay have fun doin yard work
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: fine
Stranger: where are you from
You: uk
Stranger: what is your name
You: i don't want to tell anyone that
Stranger: ok lie
You: but if i lied then i might as well as not tell you at all because either way, you wouldn't know what my real name was anyway.
Stranger: well what shuold i call you
You: call me sir awesome
Stranger: ok sir not so awsome
You: what is it bitch?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 23 m
You: 13 / f
Stranger: don't kid me :P
You: im not
Stranger: well you are a kid :P
You: i am
You: u still there?
Stranger: yes I am here
Stranger: what's up?
You: im just bored theres nothng 2 do around here :-(
Stranger: watch porn
You: have you got any porn for me?
Stranger: yeah I have videos and pictures
You: send me sum
Stranger: how?
Stranger: where?
You: my bro uploads it to tinypic and then he sends people the link
Stranger: hahahahha
Stranger: it will take me forever to upload on tinypic :P
Stranger: and what about the videos
Stranger: ?
Stranger: why don't you just download from the internet
You: upload them to megaupload and send me them
You: or mediafire
Stranger: oh there are already so many on them
You: i dont know how download videos from websites
You: only from things lik mediafire
Stranger: use google
Stranger: search the links on mediafire
Stranger: and stuff
You: i tried that lots of times
You: i cant find any way to download the vidz
Stranger: well i can't help then :P

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: ask a furry anything.
You: when will stop assraping animals like the furfag you are bitch?
You: fuck furfags
Stranger: thats harsh man, we arnt all perves
You: furries = animal rapists
Stranger: ive never fucked a dog.
You: it's not always dogs, furries fuck other animals as well
Stranger: ok, ive never fucked an animal. happy?
You: how do i call i tell if you're bullshitting me or not?
Stranger: you cant, its the internet. and i cant provide pics, so.....
You: well all furries are beastial cunts
You: www.antifurrycoalition.org
Stranger: its just that "all" part im having problems with. ive never fucked an animal and have no desire to
You: liar
You: furries = animal fuckers
Stranger: you are a shineing exaple of an ignorant hick. learn not to overgeneralise. the world isnt black and white.
You:
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Stranger: how droll
You: u mad furfaggot?
Stranger: and yoy say im the degenerat
You: i never called a degenerate i called you an animal rapist
You: because its the truth
You: all furries are animal rapists
Stranger: pic or i never raped and animal
You: well why would i take a pic of you raping animal?

1) i dont know where u live or where u are
2) taking photos of people having sex with animals is just sick
You: and being the one raping them is three times as bad
You: if not worse
Stranger: i agree. animal rape is bad. thats why i havent done it
You: dont try and bullshit me furfag
You: i am a supporter of the Anti Furry Coalition
You: www.antifurrycoalition.org
Stranger: biggots are so quaint, with there little groups and clever sayings. all the wile they themselves are more corrupt of mind and spirit than the majority of the people they persicute.
You: i love how you cry fursecution whenever an anti-furry mentions the truth about furfaggotry
You: AFC 4 life niggaz
Stranger: it is the truth about some furrys, not all
You: it is the truth about ALL furries
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: male 19
You: female 13
Stranger: gimme a space between your thighs and i'll eat them up
You: do u mean sex or something
Stranger: hmm,
You: adults are... fun...
Stranger: am i fun?
You: if you keep talking like that to me then you are
Stranger: oh baby, but you are small, and i might be cruel sometimes,,,
Stranger: you know,,
You: thats ok
Stranger: That is?
Stranger: I mean, would you be able to, take the pressure?
Stranger: to bear it?
You: hell yea
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: i'm a blonde
Stranger: oh i like fucking blondes.
Stranger: and?
Stranger: you're fair?
You: yeah
You: i hit puberty early too
You: i plan on becoming a stripper when i'm older
Stranger: what's your height
Stranger: ?
You: 5 ft 7
You: i think
Stranger: oh babe, you are very tall!!!
Stranger: well, I'm 5'8, black hair, black eyes, glasses.
You: my mom says i am very tall for my age and all the boys in my school think im hot
Stranger: wanna see my pic?
You: sure
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: hold on, alrite?
You: ok
Stranger: Yep, it's being uploaded
Stranger: hey, but they are clean pics, alrite?
You: yeah
Stranger: so, what are you wearing?
You: red dress
Stranger: http://i.imgur.com/l9JhA.jpg
Stranger: http://i.imgur.com/KJnJr.jpg
Stranger: what kinda red dress?
You: i dont know i'll find out what kind of dress it is now tho
You: its a sheath dress
Stranger: hehe, hold on,i'll have to google it
You: ok
Stranger: wow, loved it!!
You: thanks
Stranger: is it tight?
You: yeah
Stranger: oh,,,,
Stranger: and i come closer to you,,,,,and i roll a finger on your neck and on your chest....
Stranger: you wan't me to open it?
You: yeah!
You: im getting horny
You: this is making me horny
Stranger: and i rub my fingers on your dress, on your belly, and draw my face closer to you and say,,"it sure will..."
Stranger: you are wearing a bra?
You: yeah
Stranger: there?
You: yeah, you wanna squeeze my boobs?
Stranger: u are?
Stranger: wearing a bra?
You: yea
Stranger: yes,,,,,i wanna squeeze them,,,
Stranger: and i place my hands on your boobs...
You: then get right on in there!
Stranger: I can feel them thro the dress.....
Stranger: those two nice bumps...
You: ooh that's HOT
Stranger: and i cup my hands on your boobs thro the dress, ,,,and i make the cup smaller...
Stranger: and smaller..
Stranger: and grab those boobs...
You: i like this! a lot!
Stranger: and i start squeezing them..
You: oh yea!
Stranger: i squeeze them, and lick your neck.....all the way up to your ear, and whisper..."you like this squeezing??"
You: yeah i do
Stranger: "good"
You: it is isnt it
You: squeeze them more!!!
Stranger: what is?
You: squeezing my tits is good
Stranger: "yea baby,,,,,it is good"
You: more! MORE!!!!!
Stranger: and i squeeze them again,,,
You: hell YEAH!!!!!
Stranger: and i keep squeezing them.
You: YEAH!!!
You: The Federal Вureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violation of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to child protective services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: YOU BASTARD
Stranger: SON OF A BITCH
You: If you believe this to be a mistake sir then using profanity won't get you anywhere.
Stranger: YOU BET YOUR TINY DICK IT'LL GET ME SOMEWHERE BITCH
You: Agents are being dispatched to your home as we speak. If you try to go anywhere we will have no choice but to use force.
Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: FUCK YOU BITCH
Stranger: NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
You: The more you use profanity and offensive language the more severe your punishment will be.
Stranger: SUCK MY DICK BITCH
You: dude
You: I'm not really FBI and I'm not a 13 year old girl
You: You've been pedo baited.
You: I have officially exposed your ass as a pedo online
Stranger: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TINY DICK NIGGER
You: This is going on encyclopediadramatica.ch
Stranger: YOU SON OF A BITCH
You: oh the lulz!!
Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE
Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE
Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE
Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE
You: U mad?
Stranger: YOU BET YOUR FAT FLABBY ASS IM MAD!!!
Stranger: IM NOT A PEDO
You: Then why did you talk dirty to me when you thought I was a young girl?
Stranger: IT WAS A JOKE YOU NIGGER
Stranger: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY
Stranger: I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE
Stranger: DIE BITCH DIE
You: Obvious bullshit is obvious
You: Pedo
Stranger: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IM NOT A PEDO
You: You clearly are though
You: And Ill download the chat log after this is over
Stranger: YOURE NOT DOWNLOADING SHIT BITCH
Stranger: GO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK
Stranger: OH WAIT YOU CANT BECAUSE ITS SO SMALL!!!!!
You: You may say i have a small dick but you probably have fucken mangina
Stranger: YOUR JELOUS BECAUSE MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR STUB
You: Rage moar
Stranger: FUCK YOU BITCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
what do you do when you have sex?

You: i cum
Stranger: you but your penis in her vagina.
Stranger: man im 13 and i know this shit.
You: fuck off
Stranger: bitchboy.
You: ur 13 get out
Stranger: no.
You: ur too young for this site
Stranger: dont tell me what to do.
You: u havent hit puberty yet
Stranger: yes i have. I'm 6 foot.
You: dont tell you what to do? why what the fuck u gonna do bout it bitch?
Stranger: probably taller than you.
You: I'm 7 foot slender
Stranger: yeah sure.
You: yeah i'm ur worst nightmare
You: i kidnap children
Stranger: i dont have nightmares.
Stranger: ooo, thats a crime.
You: ur 13 and youve never heard of slenderman?
Stranger: you can go to jail.
You: WOW FUCK U
Stranger: id fuck me too.
You: hey I'm a 13 yr old and i know lots of sex
You: lots and lots of sex
You: cuz i'm 13
You: woohoooo
Stranger: cool.
You: and i'm 6 foot like a mangina
You: 13 yr old 6 foot
You: yeah go back to chernobyl fag
Stranger: you must not have any friends.
You: i dont need people with 6 feet
You: i have friends
You: like ur momma
Stranger: yeah, i can probably kick you're ass so shut the fuck up, pussy .
You: oh really
You: give me a time and place pussy
Stranger: yep.
You: i'll be at ur house
You: and i'll fucking pwn u
Stranger: yeah me and my military brothers.
You: 13 yr old messin with a 19 yr old?
Stranger: deff.
You: come on
You: i can fuck u up
You: PFFFT
You: military bros
You: i bet they all died in the iraqi war
You: cuz they shit
Stranger: Yeah, they almost did.
You: BAHAHAHAHAHA
You: sucks to be them
Stranger: Do you have somthing against that.
You: yeah
You: that u americans
You: dont know when to stop warring
Stranger: risking their lives for people like you.
You: u cant even beat iraq in 20 years
Stranger: faggots.
You: and u still warring?
You: risking their lives?
You: never asked for a war
You: u american fags started shit yourselves
You: u can end that shit without our help
You: fucking 9/11 was godlike
Stranger: YO FUCK YOU.
You: You mad brah?
Stranger: I swear to fucking god.
Stranger: you need to fucking die.
Stranger: fuck you.
You: no you need to die
Stranger: fuck everything about you.
You: fucking american shithole
Stranger: fuck you.
Stranger: your fucking fucked up county
You: i can pwn ur bros
You: military bros and snap them in half
Stranger: fuck your family and friends.
You: cuz they white americans
You: i'm glad they nearly died
You: they shouldve died anyway
Stranger: I'm black you fucker.
You: BLACK
You: BAHAHAHAHAHA
You: NIGGER
Stranger: I like to see you go fight for your county.
You: nigger nigger nigger
You: who said i wanted to fight?
You: not me you did
Stranger: your probably to pussy.
You: nah i aint
You: i'm a weightlifter
You: i lift 30kg on each hand
Stranger: oh, i'll fucking take a gun and shoot your fucking brains out pussy.
You: BABHAHAHA
You: UR PUNY GUN
Stranger: whats your weightlifting going to do about that?
You: is like a peashooter
You: You heard me
You: A peashooter
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: sure.
You: U cant even use ur own hands
You: to beat me
You: Cuz u gotta rely on a gun
Stranger: tell me that when your on the floor crying.
You: Bahaha
You: gonna find me now bitch?
Stranger: Any one in american can beat your pussy ass.
You: nah
You: they all fat and weak
Stranger: nah
You: fucking society made them that
Stranger: they all fat and weak.
Stranger: fuck you.
You: ur fat arent u
You: u a fat nigger
You: that goes to gang ghetto fights
Stranger: six pack.
You: and get fucked up
You: thats you
Stranger: actually.
You: u live in da ghetto like a bitch pussy
You: with ur nigger bros
You: and hoes
Stranger: so fuck you americans are the best people in the world.
You: OHHHH
You: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: its true.
You: Getting so ego now are we?
Stranger: i dont know why your ohing.
Stranger: ego?
Stranger: your so gay.
You: Yeah so if you're the best, why havent you defeated iraq yet?
You: Why are 80% of america's pop douchebags?
Stranger: Like to see whatever pussy country you live in try to beat any body.
You: because its u niggers
You: u wanna fight me brah
You: ?
Stranger: you are the most racist fucker ever.
You: nigger
You: everyone hates niggers
Stranger: I would beat the living shit out of you.
You: ask any white guy there is
You: nigger
Stranger: thats not true at all.
You: Getting mad at the keyboard now are we?
You: KEYBOARD WARRIOR
Stranger: racist fuckers do.
Stranger: like you.
You: i aint racist
You: i only said nigger
Stranger: yeah.
You: thats not racist
You: i hear blacks saying nigger all the time
You: with their homies
You: say u got a glock?
Stranger: where the fuck you from?
You: I got an mp5
You: uk
Stranger: fucking uk.
You: no bitch
Stranger: all have fucked up teeth.
You: i'm from soviet russia u noob
Stranger: oh rly?
You: we russians can kick the shit out of u
Stranger: sure sure
You: if only you didnt stop us at cuba
You: we had missiles ranging from atomic to nuclear
You: and we couldve shat ur pants
Stranger: yeah keep on coming.
You: what u got ur glock son?
You: i got an ak47
You: bitch
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: cool.
You: anyway russias better than u pussy ass niggers
Stranger: kill me.
You: where u live?
Stranger: i dont give a fuck.
Stranger: usa new york.
You: okay
Stranger: come at me.
You: what street?
Stranger: yeah. your probably gon come and rape.
Stranger: no thanks.
You: so how can i find u?
You: u pussy
You: wont even tell me an address
Stranger: your so great.
You: seems ur scared pussy
Stranger: find out
Stranger: bitch.
You: u scared homie
You: whats ur name?
Stranger: ryan.
You: My name's Vlad
Stranger: ooo.
Stranger: vlad.
You: Ryan what?
Stranger: jones.
You: Okay ryan jones
Stranger: ok.
You: i'll look at the army database by using hackzorz
You: find out where u live in new york
You: and i'll go to ur house
Stranger: alright.
You: and murder the living fuck outta u
You: u can complain to ur fat mommy as well
You: but she aint gonna stop me
You: cuz i'll shoot her
You: 13 yr old military fucker
You: u in the army is a big joke
Stranger: and get sentenced for death.
Stranger: bitch.
You: who cares
You: i'll kill myself anyway
You: after i killed u
You: so they wont get nothing from me
You: aint that right nigger
You: and whos gonna put me in jail after i killed a nigger huh?
You: no one.
You: a worthless nigger who didnt do shit in fucking wars
Stranger: okay, fantastic.
You: u crying now?
Stranger: okay.
You: want me to stop?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: im fine.
Stranger: im good.
You: good
Stranger: no keep on going
You: get ready cuz i'ma bomb yo city and fuck u up
Stranger: yep.
Stranger: your probably living in your moms basement playing xbox
You: give me a week, i'll get a ticket to new york, find u
Stranger: you wont do shit.
You: and kill you
Stranger: so shhh.
You: no u shhh
You: i'm fucking soviet
Stranger: no omegle guy is going to come and kill me.
Stranger: ok.
You: unlike niggers like you
You: nigger with glocks
You: from the ghetto
You: HOMEBOY
Stranger: cool.
Stranger: im not from the ghetto.
You: why so calm now?
Stranger: racist fucker.
You: u were so mad at the start
Stranger: I'm having a happy life.
You: really
You: ur bros nearly got killed
Stranger: fucking making fun of my country.
You: and u havent even won against iraq yet
Stranger: yeah I'm going to be mad.
You: in soviet russia, we all fuck you
You: HAHAHAHA
Stranger: yep.
You: GET MAD MOAR
Stranger: keep in coming.
Stranger: moar?
You: so i heard about that time i fucked ur momma
Stranger: what are you a faggot.
You: man she was hot
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: my mom is dead.
Stranger: so fuck you.
You: i fucked ur mom's vag and she was like do it baby
You: yeah this was ages ago
You: so anyway
You: she was like do do it more
Stranger: yeah.
You: and thats how u were born
Stranger: you def fucked her.
You: a genetic failure to the human race
Stranger: oh hey daddy.
You: failure because ur black
Stranger: mhmm.
You: be funny if u were albino
Stranger: oh.
You: you know what man?
Stranger: albino good one.
Stranger: what?
You: this is going on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Stranger: oh really?
You: yea
Stranger: fabulous.
You: you will get pwned
You: by much lulz
Stranger: oh great.
Stranger: I been waiting.
You: for?
Stranger: me to get pwned of course.
You: yeah cuz u black nigger
You: u americunt
Stranger: def.
Stranger: oohhhhh.
Stranger: good one!
You: all u americans are white/black trashes
Stranger: yep.
You: who cant handle a gun in the war and get themselves killed
Stranger: i guess we are.
You: fucking obama'
Stranger: yep.
You: the terrorist motherfucker
Stranger: thats why we never lost a war.
Stranger: oh yeah.
Stranger: obama a terrorist.
You: uh yeah u did
You: well u did
Stranger: should have saw it coming.
You: but not all of america
Stranger: yeah you dont know shit.
You: the niggers lost the war against the whites in a civil war
Stranger: about me.
Stranger: america.
Stranger: or anything.
You: i know everything
You: i know the universe
Stranger: SO FUCKING GO GET A FUCKING LIFE. AND STOP THREATING LITTLE KIDS AND AMERICA. OKAY? YOU FUCKING PUSSY CUNT.
You: Do you know Barack Husein Obama?
Stranger: cant wait to see you.
You: Why should I?
Stranger: okay peace out buddy.
You: u being a tough guy on the internet
You: fuck off man
Stranger: come quick
You: u got trolled
Stranger: Im waiting.
You: yeah
You: yeah whatever
Stranger: yeah defiantly did.
Stranger: im hurt.
You: definitely*
Stranger: im hurt.
You: not defiantly
You: BAHAHAHA
You: cry moar bitchass
Stranger: oh the fucking dictionary hear?
You: yo nigger digger
Stranger: yeah.
Stranger: I'm gonna go on with my life.
You: you from the sandnigger fligger
You: kthxbaii
You: get the fuck out u nigger
Stranger: have fun with threating kids weirdo.
You: no one wants u here
Stranger: FUCK YOU.
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