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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| Stranger: YES Stranger: i love being raped Stranger: in the ass Stranger: thank you kind sir You: u are welcome Stranger: yes
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey what's up it's nicolas cage You: hi nic You: wanna see a cute pic of me Stranger: i found the national treasure You: yeah that movie was cool Stranger: yes You: http://bit.ly/bAVioO You: like it Stranger: FUCK YOU You: LOL You: IMPOSTER Stranger: I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND FUCKING KILL YOU You: You are not him for real. Stranger: MOTHER FUCKER'\ You: Chill out dude. You: I'm a teen. You: Chill. Stranger: I KNOW WHERE YOU FUCKING LICE Stranger: *LIVE You: RAGE Stranger: I'M GOING TO SLIT YOUR THROAT You: RAGE Stranger: IN YOUR FUCKING SLEEP You: RAGE Stranger: DON'T SLEEP WITH YOUR FUCKING EYES OPEN You: RAGE You: Fuck you for being an imposter. Stranger: I WA6S 9 Stranger: I WAS KIDDING YOU STUPID CUNT You: Don't lie. You: See what it does? You: I'm one son of a dick. You: But chill. You: I'm a teen You: Take a joke. You: It happened to me before. Stranger: I HATE YOU. THAT WAS NOT A FUCKING JOKE. Stranger: THAT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER SEEN YOU SICK MINDED PERSON. You: lol You: If you know where i live... Stranger: i aint got no money You: Then where? Stranger: i like you just the way you are You: Okay. You: Tell me where I live. Stranger: Oklahoma
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hey Stranger: are you girl? You: yeah, 15/f/UK Stranger: ım boy 19 You: Nice ;) Stranger: have you msn adress babe? You: Yeahh x Wanna see my tits? Stranger: yes Stranger: say me your adress You: What's yours? I'll add you babe You: hehe, your makin me wet Stranger: can ı know too Stranger: [email protected] Stranger: will u add me? You: No, sorry, I am reporting you to the Police for pedophilia and soliciting cybersex from underage girls. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: looking for lesbian im 15 and am curious(; You: heyy wanna check out my public profile on facebook? Stranger: sure? You: ok hold on You: http://facebook.on.nimp.org/profile.php?id=579256410 You: here Stranger: mk hold on Stranger: omg u dick Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hey You: god loves you You: =) Stranger: That's umm great Stranger: Lol You: just kidden, he shits in your face lol You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: are you Tod Goldstein McFarm? Stranger: OH MY GOD. Stranger: THERE YOU ARE. You: FINALLY You: nigger You: lets have sex You: RIGHT FUCKING NOW Stranger: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU. Stranger: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? You: AT WORK You: SORRY I WASNT HOME HAVING YOU SUCK MY COCK You: HOW WAS THE KITCHEN? Stranger: DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER THAT WAY. You: I FUCK MY MOTHER You: YEAH You: YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THAT SHIT You: NIGGER Stranger: You are one sick bastard. Stranger: Literally. You: i know Stranger: You were born out of wedlock. You: so were you You: brotha from another mother Stranger: See, I fucked your mom while your dad was away at war. You: oh You: i see You: so i have 2 fathers? Stranger: He didn't put the pieces together. Stranger: No. You: i see Stranger: That other guy is just some douche. You: so You: can i tap your mother? Stranger: If you want. Stranger: She's dead. You: when she finishes making me a samich You: ok Stranger: It'd be kinda gross. You: ill dig her up You: right now Stranger: Okay/ Stranger: Have fun. You: want to help? Stranger: Sure. Stranger: You get the shovels. You: we can gang bang her Stranger: I'll meet you at the cemetary. You: ok You: whats the address? You: i can bring snacks Stranger: I can't remember. Stranger: But it's the only one in town. You: ill drive my van over their You: you can have a ride if you want Stranger: ok Stranger: meet me in ten. You: but youll have to find my puppy first You: kay kay Stranger: k You: so You: who likes short shorts? You: i like short shorts. You: bitch Stranger: I like your mom in short shorts. Stranger: Son. You: i know You: so do i You: she's damn hot Stranger: I would still tap that. You: id tap that shit You: too Stranger: even though she got old. You: she's not old You: she's the same age as me Stranger: She is. You: she's also my sister You: yeah Stranger: You're both old. You: my family is awesome You: dude You: everyone just fucking eachother You: like rabbits Stranger: I know. You: you want in? Stranger: I'm actually also your grandfather. You: awwhh!!! Stranger: And also your aunt.. You: ive bene looking for you! You: oh You: so your a hermephodite Stranger: Yep. You: man Stranger: I'm also your grandmother. You: we should hook up some time You: <3 Stranger: I gave birth to myself. Stranger: Sure thing <3 You: awwhh You: that sounds sweet You: then you just had babies with yourself You: and started a whole incest family You: of hermephodites Stranger: Hawt. You: and thats how i was born You: hell yeah Stranger: Let's get started when we dig up my mom. You: great! You: is she your father too? Stranger: Naw. You: wait asec You: if you gave birth to yourself You: then that meens Stranger: Don't ask questions. You: your your own mother You: which meens your dead You: which meens that your a zombie!!! Stranger: DON'T ASK QUESTIONS. You: shit! Stranger: I'm not a Zombie. You: who dug you up zombie?! Stranger: I faked my own death. You: nice cover story zombie You: i know the truth though Stranger: I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD. Stranger: SO HELP ME GOD, Stranger: I WILL TAKE YOU OUT. You: then i can be a zombie incest hermephodite too You: and make babie clones of myself Stranger: Exactly. You: then have hawt gay hermephodite incest you with bb <3 Stranger: Hawt baby/grandson/son. You: awwh You: lets do it You: right now Stranger: /also nephew. You: and while we do that ill get some clokes and we can lynch niggers You: theirs some mighty fine niggers neer my trailer park Stranger: Now, that's not the way we raised you. You: tran-grandpawpy Stranger: we have sex with each other. Stranger: but we don't hate others. Stranger: we're all about love. Stranger: ;D You: awwwwhhh Stranger: And by love I mean sex. You: thats sooo sweeeet You: ive been blind all these years You: thankyou grandpa! You: for waking me up to my own stupidity! Stranger: You are welcome my child/grandchild/nephew. You: if we kill people then they cant have gay incest sex with their relatives Stranger: Exactly/ You: it all makes so much sense now Stranger: How would you feel if someone killed you? Stranger: Then you wouldn't be able to have incest sex with our family? Stranger: Wouldn't that be terrible? You: yeah You: we need to keep everony alive You: so we can have sex with them You: one by one You: untill everyones related to us Stranger: Exactly. You: then kill the people who arent related to us You: so every time we have sex with someone its incest Stranger: Which is no one. You: it will be the final solution You: thats a damn good plan You: then we will all be /b/rothers You: and fuck eachother You: isnt that wonderfull Stranger: it is indeed. Stranger: Now, you be a good kid. Stranger: I'm off to have sex with your mom. You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Omegle You: this is going up in ed Stranger: I'll be in to your room in a little while. Stranger: Win. You: GREAT GRANDPAPS Stranger: Night, your rascally little squirt. You: allright buetifull child You: its up You: bai
Stranger: hey You: hey there You: asl? Stranger: 19 m usa Stranger: hbu You: ah i see :) You: im 19/f/us You: how lucky You: were the same age :) Stranger: lol You: im feeling pretty horny rite now actually You: ... You: i have a cam set up if youd like to see it... Stranger: i dont have one You: thats okay... You: u can just watch me...and I can fantasize ;) Stranger: ok Stranger: where is it You: k You: this is the website. go to the search barand type ~prettyInPinK09~ You: http://www.pressurespot.com/ Stranger: where is search brand type? You: the search bar is at the top of the page. ;) Stranger: not at the thing u sent me You: umm wat website are u on? it should be there? Stranger: mine jsut had a guy sticking his head in a girls vagt You: wow rly? lol You: thats funny You: sorry i did that just for fun. Stranger: haha ok? You: hold on You: http://www.thewillpower.org/ just look for ~prettyInPinK09~ under Cams>Girls Stranger: ok Stranger: uh You: ?? You: u dont like? You: :( You: am I ugly? You: :( Stranger: i still cant find it Stranger: haha You: oh rly? You: huh You: i thought u could find it its not that hard? You: uh maybe im remembering the website wrong. >.< Stranger: cant u jsut send me the url? You: uh, yeah, hold on. You: found it! You: sorry about that You: here it is: You: prettyinpink09.on.nimp.org You: the real website this time You: im almost 100% positive You: i checked myself after all You: do you see me? You: my cam is on :) You: im waving to you ;) Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl Stranger: 22 m india Stranger: sex tak You: 18/f/ uk Stranger: u interested You: ok but you don't smell like curry do you? Stranger: hey u insulting? Stranger: i wl gve u mre plsre dn any1 You: no just theres a flat my friend has by this indian family Stranger: u virgin? You: and it always smells like curry there and it gives me bad memories cuz i was raped there Stranger: how tel me in detal Stranger: n dnt afrad of me You: no I can't talk about it its too painful You: i just need a shoulder to cry on Stranger: ok babe Stranger: dnt wry You: thanks Stranger: was he a indian who raped You: no the indean family lived next door but the curry smell was so strong you could smell it in the whole bbuilding Stranger: are u having any relation from india You: nope pure brit here You: we used to own india though so I guess thats close right? Stranger: ok baby . u may consider as a friend Stranger: n dnt tak about dat u have used to own us it is very painful 2 me You: afk one sec gotta smoke Stranger: are u on orkut Stranger: plz dnt do dat Stranger: if u wana be my friend or my shoulder to cry dn u wl have 2 become lyk an indian girl Stranger: hey reply fast m in cafe. i have 2 go You: sorry im pack You: back Stranger: so tel me wat do want from me You: So abased, so monotonous is everything that meets the eye, that when the Ganges comes down it might be expected to wash the excrescence back into the soil. Houses do fall, people are drowned and left rotting, but the general outline of the town persists, welling here, shrinking there, like some low but indestructible form of life Stranger: wat was dat Stranger: are u on orkut? Stranger: tel ur name? You: no im not on orkut Stranger: so u was just chattin wid me or nything else from me.......... i You: sorry i just wanted to cyber and send dirty nasty sexy pics but indean guys have small dicks so its kinda a turnoff You: and I have never known anything but disaster result when English people and Indians attempt to be intimate socially. You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: father prayed and guess who came the hooded man in Sithis' name who left but then he came once more to pass through window wall and door I lie in fear my mouth agape as wicked blade did cleave your nape for I was watching 'neath the bed to see the falling of your head and when your face lie on the floor our loving eyes did meet once more and so I pledged to you that day the Brotherhood would dearly pay and just as they took me from you I'd find and kill their mother too but there's someplace I need to start and that's with father's beating heart and when that's done I'll sing and dance to celebrate a dead LaChance You: killhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhim killhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhim killhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhimkillhim Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey bitch You: yo sucka Stranger: waddup nigga You: yeah don't call me a nigger. im not an ethnic minority. Stranger: i didn't call you a nigger Stranger: i said nigga You: you're a tool Stranger: im a girl Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: m or f? You: Huge. You: Throbbing. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heya Stranger: asl You: Sup. I heard you're a stupid whore? Stranger: asl You: Yes, I suppose you are. You: Since you obviously want cybersex and don't realize you won't get it. Stranger: so asl You: 17/m/Canada Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: sam? You: I am. Stranger: really ? You: Yes. Stranger: then you know who i am ! You: Yes. You are that little shit who won't leave me alone about eating your god damn green eggs. You: I don't WANT your fucking green eggs and ham. Stranger: oh - you are rude ! You: No. Listen here. You: YOU are the rude one for never leaving me alone. You: NEVER. You: EVER. You: I DONT WANT YOUR GREEN EGGS AND HAM. Stranger: why are you so mean to me ? i didn't do anything to you ! You: hell you didn't. You stalked me for weeks, DEMANDING, I eat your green eggs and ham. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I hate vans You: I hate planes You: I hate the woods You: I hate subways Stranger: the shoes or the vehicle? You: I hate small towns You: I hate stairs You: I hate elevators You: I hate trainyards You: I hate tunnels Stranger: how about 6 feet under? You: I hate 6 Feet Under You: I hate hospitals,and doctors,and lawers,and cops You: I hate helicopters You: I hate the water Stranger: sounds like a punk rocker to me You: I hate sewers You: I hate lawers, when are they gonna get done "practicing" law? You: I hate stairways You: I hate manholes You: I hate trainyards Stranger: don't let me get a word in edgewise...you already said trainyards You: You know what I dont hate? Stranger: i'm anxiously awaiting your answer You: I don't hate vests. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: show me the carfax You: i'm not selling cars Stranger: yeah ok just show me the carfax You: don't have Stranger: look buddy just show me the carfax You: im gonna tell u something Stranger: ok Stranger: i dont care if you charge no down payment Stranger: i just want the god damn carfax You: my father was a butcher You: as was my grandfather Stranger: i don't care about that shit Stranger: show me the god damn fucking carfax You: as was his father and so on... You: there is a tradition in the family Stranger: to not show carfaxes Stranger: yeah i can tell Stranger: look buddy Stranger: show me the carfax Stranger: i don't care about your sob stories Stranger: i just want the carfax You: you know what we do in our family with people like u, who are yelling about some communist bullshit Stranger: hey fuck you Stranger: i fucking served my country Stranger: i deserve a fucking carfax Stranger: so go to hell You: in soviet russia country serves you, sir! Stranger: listen buddy Stranger: i didn't go to war for 5 years Stranger: to be denied the right to my carfax Stranger: either you give me my carfax Stranger: or i will take my business elsewhere You: take your fucking business to hell Stranger: that's where you're going Stranger: god loves carfax You: you red sock don't know God's will Stranger: carfax is the creation of the gods Stranger: never before has something been that awesome Stranger: if you deny me the right to the creation of the gods Stranger: you are worse then Satan You: don't tell me lies, mister You: who the fuck are you anyway? Stranger: i am an american citizen Stranger: who wants a god damn carfax Stranger: and you won't let me have it Stranger: you slimy motherfucker You: american citizen… the fuck you are!! Stranger: look buddy Stranger: keep your commie bullshit back in your faggot countries Stranger: because everyone knows true americans love carfax You: i smell a communist 50 miles against the wind and u sir are a red as was stalin Stranger: you must be distracted cause you're smelling yourself Stranger: would a real american hate carfax Stranger: no Stranger: i don't think so Stranger: so either shut the fuck up Stranger: and give me my god damned carfax Stranger: or i will fucking report you as a terrorist You: oh boy, wait until the marines come to moscow again You: we should have bombed you asses outta europe 60 years ago Stranger: fuck you Stranger: don't fucking say you're an american Stranger: if you won't show me the god damned carfax Stranger: you're an insult to my honour as an american You: i'm from texas as was my father You: and my grandfather You: and his father's fathers Stranger: yeah i know that's bullshit Stranger: if you were a real american you would have showed me my carfax 30 minutes ago You: the only bullshit here is you and your fricking carfax Stranger: look Stranger: just show me the carfax Stranger: and we can part ways Stranger: we'll never meet again Stranger: and we'll all be happy Stranger: keep this bullshit up Stranger: and i'll fucking sue you for harassment You: i'll sue you You: but wait a sec… You: what do u want the carfax for anyway? Stranger: i want an american car Stranger: ford mustang 1994 You: sure you don't prefer a trabant You: or daciaß You: ? Stranger: no Stranger: i don't fucking speak your spanish shit Stranger: look Stranger: fucking show me the carfax Stranger: or i'll call my fucking lawyer You: hey i'm not speaking spanish, SIR! You: what the hell do you think i am? You: a mexican gringo or what? Stranger: fuck this Stranger: i'm out Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: Hi You: I'm your worst nightmare Stranger: hahah :DDd You: Im going to rape and torture you in ways you can't even imagine Stranger: i just woke up. You: Well you woke up Stranger: sure.. You: to MY FUCKING COCK IN YOUR ASS You: TAKE IT BITCH! You: *RAPE RAPE RAPE* Stranger: bitchh ? Stranger: hahah. Stranger: *slaps your face* You: that's right You: you You: are my bitch You: *elbows in throat* You: YOU Stranger: *kicks your ASS AWAY * You: do not fucking touch me You: *shoots in the knee* Stranger: of course i touch you :) Stranger: wtf Stranger: are you a bit bored or something? You: *resumes raping* You: IM RAPING HERE Stranger: o.O You: oh god You: your ass is bleeding You: I LOVE IT <3<3<3 Stranger: you are not funny :( You: the blood is making my cock slippery You: I'm not trying to be funny You: I'm trying to RAPE HERE Stranger: yeah, ur bored old man You: and you are raped You: <3 Stranger: i know you don't have anything else to do but.. You: your asshole is so loose now! Stranger: huhuuhh. You: incontinence is your fate! Stranger: no You: You disgust me You: you filthy You: cheap You: fucking whore Stranger: welll Stranger: maybe someone is gay in this conversation You: No shit Stranger: and it's you. You: I've been raping your ass Stranger: well, yes. You: for how long? You: you bigot Stranger: hahahaha You: you got a problem with gays? Stranger: no. boys has. You: people like you Stranger: yeah ? :) You: should be executed You: or used for medical experimentation Stranger: be normall. You: like the shit the nazis did You: at least let your fucking existence have some meaning You: through suffering your body shall reveal scientific secrets Stranger: hahahaha. idiot ? Stranger: - yes. You: hahahahah suck my dick? Stranger: hahhaahhahha not yours :) You: you can't even speak english straight You: you sound like a fucking foreigner Stranger: it's ok to me. You: I can tell Stranger: well, i don't really care You: Yes you do You: go the FUCK BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY Stranger: i care that i can speak my native language perfectly. You: get your goddamn electrons out of my country Stranger: i'm in my own country.. Stranger: ;DD You: Your electrons are in MY country Stranger: no. You: and while on the internet You: YOU You: will speak You: perfect You: English You: or not use it at all You: got it? Stranger: no. Stranger: i use it when i want fucking idiott Stranger: or how i want You: No, that's where you are wrong Stranger: what the hell You: the internet for you people is a PRIVELIGE You: not a RIGHT Stranger: manipulate people on the internet... :DD You: Dirty fucking foreigner You: I hope your country gets invaded Stranger: you are foreigner to me You: or radicalized by muslims You: or both You: preferably both Stranger: where are you from? You: UP YOUR ASS BITCH! Stranger: hhaha. Stranger: i think ur from the usa You: Wrong You: I'm from china You: asshole You: fucking idiot asshole Stranger: china.. Stranger: hahahah, i guessed ur asian Stranger: they're so rude, You: HaH! wrong again Stranger: that's why people HATE THEM You: I'ma uighar You: we're a white ethnic group You: you just keep failing You: give it up You: give it the FUCK up Stranger: huohhh. Stranger: did someone hurt you badly? Stranger: because you are like that. You: no, but I'm going to hurt you badly Stranger: noo. Stranger: :] You: you and your degree in Internet-Psychology Stranger: you are a nerd.. You: you are a fucking moron You: and a filthy foreigner Stranger: no. You: I wish all of the bad things on the earth Stranger: you are foreigner to me You: upon you You: and your family Stranger: and i'm not filthy You: Oh yes you are Stranger: your wish is a bit late You: crawling with cholera and AIDS Stranger: but something bad happened already to my family, so.. You: HAHAHAH You: THERE IS A GOD! You: YES! Stranger: aids and cholera You: I love it! You: Thank you! Stranger: no.. not in this country Stranger: :] Stranger: here is clean and everything You: Then we'll have to fucking introduce some You: now won't me? You: we* Stranger: healthy people You: so you've learned to live with your HIV? Stranger: i don't have HIV, idiot Stranger: well You: you are in denial You: get tested Stranger: maybe you're just trying to hide, You: Are you positive you're negative? Stranger: that your country sucks You: Lol @ your pitiful psychology You: lies and damnations! Stranger: not pitiful Stranger: you are reallly pitiful You: your psychology You: is the vomit you spew You: when I shove my cock You: down your throat Stranger: hahahhaa. sure you will.. Stranger: but neverr :] You: Awww You: you're scared You: you're right to be Stranger: huohh Stranger: i'm really scared yes. You: One day, when you leat expect it WHAM! Dildo in the ass Stranger: about that, how ABNORMAL YOU ARE You: ABORNMAL > NORMAL You: Fuck being normal Stranger: no You: you are a sheep You: a fucking conformist COMMUNIST You: sheep Stranger: i'm human. You: COMMUNIST You: COMMUNIST Stranger: idio Stranger: idiot Stranger: idiot Stranger: nerd Stranger: nerd Stranger: nerd Stranger: nerd You: Hahahah You: lol Stranger: FREAK You: @ ad-hominem Stranger: ugly Stranger: old Stranger: man You: Awwwwww You: crying? You: butthurt? Stranger: omg. You: misguessing my age and gender You: in addition to my nationality? Stranger: idc what people say to me on the internet You: Well You: you've been here an AWFUL long time You: for someone who don't Stranger: is it nice to be alone the rest of your life? :) You: not big enough to just d/c on me You: fragile fucking ego whore? Stranger: i'm so sorry about that. You: hahahaHA You: lol you are only using me You: to rationalize You: you think because I don't like you You: I must have problems You: WRONG! Stranger: nooo. You: Its fucking funny Stranger: and what's wrong with me? Stranger: :] You: the most common argument in the book You: TRY EVERYTHING?! You: You have HIV Stranger: no. You: you live in some buttfuck-poor country You: you hae no money Stranger: we see, you're kidding You: you haven't showered in weeks Stranger: i live in finland Stranger: it's not poor country You: HAHAHA You: go kill yourself Stranger: also, i was in the shower 2 hours ago Stranger: i have money You: like half your country does yearly You: being licked by a goat Stranger: and my family has money You: does NOT count as a shower Stranger: well.. Stranger: here doesn't live goats :) Stranger: but.. You: You mean you assraped them to death? You: That's HORRIBLE Stranger: omg Stranger: where are you from You: I told you You: china motherfucker You: ni de ma ma Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: china... You: wo bi xi huan ni de ma ma Stranger: that's not china You: bu xi huan* Stranger: but Stranger: chinese * You: yes it is You: ni de ma ma = your mother You: its pinyin You: I realize chinese is character You: but for ppl who speak english to learn it You: they have a phoentic called pinyin You: look it up asshole Stranger: well, dude.. Stranger: you are pathetic You: hahahaha You: says the homosexual from FINALND You: HAHAHAHAHAHAH! You: fucking funniest thing I've heard ALL day Stranger: i'm a girl You: what does dyke pussy taste like? Stranger: and also, i admit things... You: I'm curious You: I like to beat women when I have sex with them Stranger: well, maybe you don't know :( You: does that excite you? You: I like to slap them You: call them whores Stranger: no, anything in you doesn't excite me Stranger: yeah because you're horny rightt now. You: I'll work off my erection You: by cutting a hole in you You: AND FUCKING IT Stranger: and btw Stranger: i translated chinese, You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Stranger: and you're not chinese :) dude. You: without the tones You: dickwad Stranger: you're from the uk, Stranger: full of fat people Stranger: or usa... hahahahahah what people! You: I didn't give you the tone marks asscheese You: of course you can't translate it Stranger: asscheese? You: Fungus that grows on the ass You: because you don't fucking wipe Stranger: huhuhuhh. Stranger: you're ugly, old, hairy man. Stranger: that's what i think of you, You: hahahaha You: I'm sure you do Stranger: and i don't wanna talk to someone who is out of his mind You: That fits your worldview You: MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER You: its a LIE You: you tell yourself Stranger: so, bye. :)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: 16 yr male looking for 14+ female for sexual c2c.. am fat.. interested? You: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA You: HAHAHAH You: fatty You: no way Stranger: lol You: was looking for cyber You: but not fatties Stranger: i bet your fat You: HAHAHAH You: awww how cute You: you and your little rationalization You: because I criticize you You: I MUST be fat Stranger: not realy You: that fits your worldview You: that helps you feel okay Stranger: nope You: I NEED to be fat for you to feel okay You: you are pathetic You: fatty fat fat fat You: GO PUKE You: go to the toilet You: RIGHT FUCKING NOW Stranger: lol, your pathetic You: and GET TO PUKIN BITCH You: hahahaha You: says the homosexual FATTY You: that'll be the day You: FUCKIN hilarious Stranger: i have a Fiancee.. You: HAAAAAAAAAA You: then why are you looking for ass on the internet You: HAHAHAHAH You: fat cyber You: and you have a FIANCE You: HAHHAA Stranger: she's in China.. You: Oh my god You: I can't breathe You: fucking MAIL ORDER You: hahahahhaah You: OH MY GOD You: OH MY GOD You: My ribs hurt You: you are just so pathetic You: God only allows you to live Stranger: i see you must spend alot of time on the computer to type so fast You: through CLERICAL ERROR You: HAHAHA Stranger: and God isn't real You: that's your best rejoinder? You: that's it you fucking chink fatty You: Well you see, god is my cock You: and my cock is REAL nice You: so god exists You: so you are wrong Stranger: yeah, gay You: HAHAHAHA You: better to be gay Stranger: mentioning cock to a guy You: than a fat chink Stranger: lol? You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: ME RIKEY CYBER SEX Stranger: i come from Australia You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You: OH MY GOD You: please NO MORE You: I want to be able to use my lungs tommorrow Stranger: i bet, your american? You: No, I'm a Uighar You: you racist piece of shit Stranger: lol! Stranger: "a fat chink" You: Ni tai pang le! Stranger: is what you said. so please. just go hang yourself before your mother and i are too disspointed You: hahaha You: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa You: oh my god You: you are going to go eat You: after you d/c You: because THATS HOW YOU COPE You: you miserable You: FAT You: FUCK You: real people DEAL You: you just EAT You: and ignore it You: bad as an alcoholic Stranger: why would i go cope after i've been talking to an american? You: Talking to the master race who wouldn't? Stranger: lol? You: God damn You: I bet you got some titties You: little boy Stranger: American? your country is full of blacks You: looking for 14+ female You: little pedo fucker You: also Stranger: lol You: tree of life Stranger: i bet you rape your sister :) You: whites>blacks>trees>grass>worms>plague>abos>australians>you You: Slight correction You: I bet I rape your fianceee You: she's a total whore Stranger: oi.. You: you think she's not going to get fucked You: before you get her? You: she's figuring hey You: my life is going to be with this BORING FAT FUCK You: I better have some REAL sex You: while I can Stranger: woah.. settle down Stranger: just bvecause your boyfriend left you You: She's probably getting it good You: when she's lying on her back You: waiting for you and your short cock to finish You: she'll be thinking of a REAL man You: who took her hard You: and pleasured her You: like you can't Stranger: lol, funny thing is shes a virgin.. You: man even your comebacks are pathetic You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: AND YOU BELIEVE THAT You: HAAAAAAAAAA You: I bet you believe in UNICORNS too You: and Dragons Stranger: yes i do actualy, i've known her since Pre-School.. You: HAHAHAH You: Oh my GOD! You: PEDO ALERT You: PEDO ALERT You: ALERT CHRIS HANSEN! Stranger: lol? You: Dude You: she has gotten fucked You: at least once You: that's a fact Stranger: no, im Fredderick Williamson Stranger: get it right You: Nice name You: Lol You: so homosexual in nature Stranger: wow.. your knowledge of Rapists is poor then.. You: Hmm You: and the plot thickens You: your knowledge of rapists is superior You: I bow to it You: I spend far less time You: studying rape Stranger: thank you You: than you do You: you sick fuck You: So You: what else do you do You: when not looking for little girls Stranger: maybe i want to be a Crimonologist? You: to cheat on your whore of a fiancee with You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD You: I'm going to need to go the the fucking hospital if you keep this up You: WATCH TOO MUCH CSI FATTY? You: DNA ANALYSIS TAKES MONTHS You: Ever done PCR asshole? Stranger: i dont watch Tv.. You: YET YOU KNOW WHAT CSI IS You: fail You: fail You: fail You: oh my god boy You: stop trying Stranger: says you You: Yes You: me You: I'm You: god Stranger: you cant stop me from doing anything You: The final fucking authority You: on heaven and earth You: I can stop you You: from feeling good You: about your fat self Stranger: i know my rights more then you You: who is going to You: OHHHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOOOD You: This is better than comedy! Stranger: your not making me feel bad You: Than scripted comedy* You: Yes I am You: tell that to yourself You: who is going to eat You: to avoid the emotional pain Stranger: lol, i've had people like you in my life since grade 6.. i think i am over it You: stuffing your mouth with junk You: HAHAHA You: NO! You: Life is filled with people like me You: the universe LOVES to fuck with people like you You: and it does it by giving people like me money and power over you You: so get used to it fatty You: *jiggles your mantits* Stranger: power? You: Yes You: Power You: your boss You: will be an asshole You: just like me Stranger: not realy You: who will give you an offensive nickname You: and fuck your wife when you're not looking Stranger: i wouldn't care You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH Stranger: untill it actualy happened You: Right, because you're at the preeschool You: scoping out your next "Fiancee"? You: Dear god You: you are sick You: sick sick sick Stranger: no, because i would be Studying the nature of why people commit murder and such other haenous crims You: In a way I coul dnever be You: HAAAAAAAAAA You: like every other serial killer You: dude you'd suck at it You: you're having trouble discerning MY motives Stranger: crimes* You: HAHAHAHAHAHA You: You gotta be a sociopath You: to catch one You: and although you are a pedophile You: you aren't a socipath You: Poor little fat Stranger: you might not know if i am or not You: 16 year old boy You: with little dreams You: and a little whore wife You: life is gonna be tough for you my man You: its gonna be reaaaal tough You: its gonna grind you down Stranger: what do you plan to be? the leader of the free world? You: Pffft to aim so low? You: I'm already god You: what else is there Stranger: yeah, it already is Stranger: t care much anymore Stranger: so i don' You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW You: you don't care? You: Try eating! You: You'll FEEL BETTER You: What I would give Stranger: lol? You: to hear your mental process You: as you rationalize You: your next snack You: trying to find a way You: where you won't believe you're eating because you feel bad You: about me You: the gymnastics you will do in your head Stranger: why dont you actualy put your sentences togeather like a normal person would Stranger: or i can You: will be worthy of olympic gold Stranger: just do this You: I do it Stranger: because i like dick You: to breka up You: my phrasing You: to EMPHASIZE You: certain points Stranger: thats what comma's are for You: as I have control over my lexicon and stylism You: Commas are trite and overused you little shit Stranger: lol You: learn to write like a real person, and not your shit essays Stranger: "little shit" You: before you comment on a REAL man's writing You: Awww Stranger: in would like you to come near me and call me that You: you're gonna try and make a point You: Give me some details You: I'll do it You: I'm not a coward You: unlike you Stranger: come to Yeppoon in Australia. 18 Chrisney Street Stranger: Queensland Stranger: :) You: interesting Stranger: and i bet you anything, i will fuck you up You: be a bit of a flight You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH You: but worthi t You: to deal with a little shit like you Stranger: do it faggot You: hahahah You: if only you knew You: the origins of that term You: "do it faggot" You: hahahhahhahahahah You: You think you're tough You: at 16 You: you're hard You: you're FAT You: I'll make you cry Stranger: and your age is? You: hot tears You: 23 motherfucker Stranger: ahhhh, good Stranger: come beat me up You: Tough guy on the internet You: But a coward in real life You: that's why you're here Stranger: not realy You: A REAL MAN You: would have d/ced 20 min ago You: and not taken the SHIT You: I throw at you You: but you can't You: you have to DEFEND YOURSELF You: from me You: to JUSTIFY YOUR SENSE OF SELF WORTH You: your mind is in rationalize mode man You: its thinking "deny deny deny" Stranger: ahhh, but a real man would stick up for themselves would they not? You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You: My god man, you should be a comedian You: How are you sticking up for yourself? You: I'm just sitting here insulting you Stranger: i defend myself every day from people just like you You: if you d/ced You: I'd not know who you are You: or where you are You: and I could not insult you You: I'd know nothing Stranger: because, i enjoy seeing what people like you THINK you know about me You: and you could go on with life You: ahahahahahah You: rationalize rationalize rationalize You: you're fragile like glass bitch You: fucking fragile You: got picked on in school You: because you're fat You: so you worked out a little, but didn't lose weight You: picked enough fights You: so that people just talk shit behind your back You: instead of to your face You: mostly Stranger: because their scared You: life is gonna be rooooooough You: No, because they were tired of getting in trouble for making fun of the fat kid Stranger: i know a person. just like you You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You: OH MY GOD Stranger: he runs from me everytime i go near him You: STOP THE PRESSES You: Now You: you are assigning my identity You: to someone who fears you You: OH MY GOD TRANSPARENCY You: rationalize rationalize rationalize Stranger: yes, because i bet you do fear me You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You: OH MY GOD You: YOU ARE A FAT 16 YEAR OLD ON THE INTERNET You: WHO FEELS THE NEED TO PICK A FIGHT WITH ME You: DO TO HIS OWN FRAGILE EGO You: I You: laugh You: at You: you You: you You: are You: a You: source You: of You: humor You: to You: me You: get it? Stranger: your a lonley 23 year old who must pick on the younger to boost his own ego You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Stranger: how sad You: You're fucking great You: just fucking great You: You and your degree in E-Psychiatry Stranger: grain of salt You: good luck with criminology bub You: you'll suck at it You: its a poorly paid job You: and once you can't pick fights with people who call you fatty anymore Stranger: yet i'd be doing something i love You: after you leave highschool You: your coping mech will be gone You: and you'll be fucked Stranger: lol You: you'll have to sit and take it Stranger: and do what? commit suicide? You: or lose the weight, which will never happen You: no, what you'll do You: is fall back on your other coping strategy Stranger: no You: and eat You: and eat You: and eat You: and eat You: think of ME You: THINK OF THIS You: the next time you EAT You: EVERY TIME YOU EAT Stranger: why would i think of this? Stranger: someone who picks on someone younger then them is very insecure You: aaaaaaaaaaaaawwww You: baby can't handle it You: fat little baby need the bottle You: goo goog gagga Stranger: lol? You: jiggle jiggle jiggle You: *slaps your mantits* Stranger: i hope you know how gay you sound You: Oh a biggot too are we? You: Just pathetic Stranger: yep Stranger: hahahhahahhahhaha You: Fat 16 year old man Stranger: i have to prt sc this You: you're going nowhere You: HAHHAA Stranger: gonna be good You: I'm going to save this log man You: Do you see Stranger: seeing what you have too say You: how YOU come off on this? You: Trust me man You: you do NOT want this log saved Stranger: i would never trust anyone like you Stranger: or what? You: Hahahahahhhhhh You: Man your little ego is crying Stranger: you'll post it on the internet? You: under the weight of all this You: something like that You: I'm going to do it anyway You: you are a pathetic Stranger: yeah, i dont care if you post it on the internet. i have had MUCH worse things done to me You: australian piece of shit You: Awwwwwwww You: "I've been through soooo much" You: "life is sooooooooooo hard" Stranger: never said that You: Yes, you've suffered like Mandela haven't you Stranger: lol! Stranger: Mandela can suck dick You: Don't let one of the Abos hear you You: they'll butrape you Stranger: lol You: I know you're scared of them Stranger: i yell at niggers all the time You: You'd let them have your fianceee if they wanted her You: but she's an ugly whore, so fortunately that'll never come up Stranger: lol You: Jesus You: you live in a pathetic country Stranger: i am here Stranger: lol? You: have a pathetic "fiancee" who I'm doubting more and more is real You: you're looking for 14 year old girls You: by your own admission You: to cyber with You: lonely much? You: sad much? You: ass end of the world much? Stranger: ahhh, yet in this website. you can claim to be anyone you want You: oooooh Stranger: i can faulify everything you have said You: trying to dodge know? You: faulify You: nice word You: fake too Stranger: damn You: lol it works both ways You: basic philosophy You: Its true Stranger: accidentaly spelt something wrong You: because I believe it to be You: So you are a fat aussie nigger chink You: And you always shall be Stranger: i dont care what your beliefs are You: That is who you are to me You: Yet YOU ARE STILL HERE You: DON'T YOU GET IT MISTER BUDDING CRIMINOLOGIST?! Stranger: yes, because im not scared of you You: HAHAHAHAHA You: No, wrong You: you're scared Stranger: no, your wrong You: of what might happen You: if you leave ONE POINT UNCOUNTERED You: when you d/c You: that ONE IOTA of your image could be tarnished You: a real man You: would not be afraid of some anonymous punk on the internet Stranger: no You: he'd just d/c You: and go about his business You: not add fuel to the fire You: give fodder toe cannons Stranger: lol, toe cannons? You: Jesus how I wish I could ram something in your mouth Stranger: great use of random words You: to shut you the fuck up You: because you are a paethetic piece of shit You: utterly You: utterly Stranger: yes, you'd like yourn dick in my mouth wouldn't you You: utterly You: Yes I would Stranger: your* You: I'd love that POWERFUL FEELING You: oh making you my bitch You: and you know what You: you're so fat Stranger: lol You: you got some nice titties You: real easy to pretend you're a woman You: you'll be a big hit in prison boy You: you think you're hard? Stranger: actualy, i am fat. but im not that fat You: wait till you get in jail You: Niiiiiice titties Stranger: you think your hard? You: big C cups Stranger: hard for little boys You: *flips your C cup titties around* You: says the boy cruising the internet for little girls Stranger: ahh, but i said 14+ You: 16 yr male looking for 14+ female for sexual c2c.. am fat.. interested? You: 14 years IS BELOW THE AGE OF CONSENT You: little pervert Stranger: :) You: you're going to get locke dup some day You: for your fat angry antics Stranger: probably You: you'll sit on a little kid You: and crush them You: and go to jail You: for your insolent fatness You: Australia is a nation of criminals You: everyone is just out on fucking parole You: nothing more Stranger: oh how i wish for you to come say this to my face You: ooooh You: you'd love that You: because you can't cope You: otherwise you couldn't cope You: You can't handle it You: you gotta get your chubby hands on me Stranger: yes i would, because you dont know anything about me You: you've got to try and use your fat fists to manufacture reality You: because your worldview can't handle anything else You: you don't know how to take it in stride You: have thick skin You: ignore the haters and focus on the goals You: no my friend You: you are easy to jab You: easy to taunt You: easy to anger You: a fucking easy mark You: and other people can say it Stranger: no, you just think i am. i am just a little slow at typing You: what are you gonna do when you are in a forum where you can't punch your way out of it? Stranger: so i dont get my words out You: At your job, someone's giving you shit You: you can't grab them You: that lands your ass in jail You: so what you gonna do? You: How you gonna cope big man You: tough guy You: when you ain't so tough Stranger: untill i am 18. i wont worry about that will i? You: when the law makes you a fucking coward? You: So you put it off? You: Just like you put off losing weight? Stranger: lol Stranger: your one main insult is calling me fat You: "when the law makes you a fucking coward?" Stranger: yet. i have heard everything you have said to me so far from numerous people You: Well You: sounds like you are surrounded by You: intelligent You: insightful Stranger: just d/c please You: and honest people Stranger: be a man You: Ooooh You: challenging are we? Stranger: a real man would stop Stranger: not pick fights You: No a real man would Keep Fucking This LIttle Bitch Stranger: ahhh, you are my bitch You: You are the bitch in this conversation You: you are on the DEFENSIVE Stranger: not realy You: the entire time You: you are defending yourself from my thrusting literary penis You: unsucessfully I might add Stranger: woah.. gay Stranger: a referal to penis yet again You: Hah You: Like gay is even an insult Stranger: like fat is You: Australian on the other hand You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA You: Jesus boy you do split my ribs! You: Your life is going to be a pethitic little muddle You: it makes me warm inside Stranger: i would be ashamed to be called American. my cousins are american. and i dont like them.. and they are family.. You: thinking that if god made a monster like you You: at least he had the decency to make sure they'd never do anything that mattered You: oh and I'm American am I? Stranger: use something other then "god" Stranger: god is not real You: Refer back upwards You: God is my cock You: my cock is amazing You: therefore god is real You: I win Stranger: no, you just lowered your standards alot You: You're a pretty goddamn big idiot if you think my religious referals are literal You: What would you know about standards Stranger: let me state 3 things You: what with your whore of fiancee You: you can't count to 3 You: a fact You: 1. you are fat You: 2. you are in a naiton of criminals You: 3. you will die a pointless death You: there we go You: did it for you You: don't ever say I don't do anything nice for you Stranger: not realy You: Hahahahahahah Stranger: i can stay here all night Stranger: this will be fun You: It won't be You: you're mad You: you're worked up You: you're trying to work one tiny victory from me You: you want me to d/c first You: in your head You: that will make it ALLLLL better You: it won't fatty Stranger: no, i dont want you to d/c actualy You: hah, save the reverse psychology bitch You: you fail at it You: you will be a fucking awful criminologist Stranger: why would i use reverse? your psychology is already reversed You: Go eat a snack Stranger: in a perverted way You: you'll feel better You: Yes I am a pervert You: a godly perver You: t You: something you wish you could be Stranger: no, i called your way of thinking perverted. not you yourself one Stranger: please You: Sex You: an enemas Stranger: if your going to make a comment You: bondage You: and cutting! You: Sexual deviation You: is an amaaaaazing thing! You: La di di di di da da da You: Tra la lala la You: I love to rape, rape rape! You: Like a great fiiiilthy aaaaape! You: Non~sequitors You: Always welcome! Stranger: yet, i know everything your saying is sarcastic. so just stop trying Stranger: please You: Your entire life is a failed satire You: please stop trying You: find a rope strong enough to hold your bulk You: and hang yourself Stranger: i have already tried Stranger: plan failed Stranger: sister walked in You: Wow, slap your sister for me You: she could have saved us all some trouble Stranger: your a sick barstard i hope you know that Stranger: your mother must be disspointed in you You: <3 Awww thanks You: My mom loves me, yours I think, not so much Stranger: and your father, a raging alcoholic You: Hey, at least he doesn't fuck me at night You: You would trade with me if you could You: I know that much Stranger: my father doesn't You: You just repress it You: itll come back in ooooh 20 years Stranger: tisk tisk tisk You: no "i" in tsk asshole Stranger: tisk tisk tisk Stranger: does my misspelling insult you? Stranger: tisk tisk tisk You: Not really, just trying to minimize how much of an Abo you look like You: scuse me for trying You: lost cause anyway Stranger: i am of German Heritage.. to be an abo would be impossoble.. You: "i am of German Heritage.. to be an abo is probable" finally some honesty Stranger: no Stranger: i did not say that You: yes you did Stranger: you miss qouted You: right there in quotes Stranger: quoted You: pffft You: like fun I did Stranger: "like fun"? You: god you must jerk off alot You: to type so slow You: your hands must be swollen to the size of grapefruit Stranger: ahhhm i have too go anyways. but rest assured. i will save this to go back and find humor in what you have said. i will use this a example for my school assignment actualy You: HAHAHA You: YOU LOSE You: YOU LOSE You: RUn away You: FATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEAT You: FATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEAT You: FATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEATFATTYFATFATGOEAT Stranger: tisk tisk tisk You: Australia is a nation of criminals You: this man is a PEDOPHILE You: by his own admission Stranger: i can cut that out You: You can all suck my dick! You: lol You: look over it You: you'll have to cut ALOT more out You: and people will SEE You: the gaps in the conversation You: and when you show it You: people will laugh it you You: there is no way you can cut this You: to make yourself loook good Stranger: anyways, you helpless faggot. i have to go now You: do yourself a favor You: DONT USE IT You: YOULL THANK ME You: RUN AWAY! You: Whooo VICTORY! Stranger: lol You: *Fireworks* You: "I can stay all night" You: liar! You: liaaaar You: You can't hang with me You: Go back and cry You: THINK OF ME WHEN YOU EAT! Stranger: victory goes to a person who stands up for themselves the most from the opressing force.. You: hAAAAAAAAAAA You: HAHAHA You: oh my gooooooooooood You: you should compile a jokelist You: Oppressing force You: like YOUR FAT?! You: I thought you had to go? You: Just go then Stranger: your family tree would be included in the list You: or do you NEED to deliver a parting shot? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Angel? You: Hi, I'm Leif K Brooks, founder of omegle, Here to inform you of a brand new updated version of omegle, available at http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org/ Stranger: I don't think you're the angel either. You: There is a new friend finder feature that allows you and up to three friends to be connected in one chat with random participants on the beta of omegle Stranger: I don't think you understand. I've lost that bloody angel somewhere on the internet. Stranger: I should have known better than to teach him to use a computer, I really should. Stranger: He's probably stuck in 4chan somewhere, and I'm damned if I'm going there to pull him out. You: I hate what /b/ did to Omegle You: I built it as a friendly place Stranger: What did /b/ do to Omegle? You: and then they got their filthy hands on it, and turned it into a hive of trolls and memes You: that's why We're moving to the new, updated site Stranger: 4chan does that with every new thing. They'll get bored and move on. Stranger: They're probably on chatroulette now, dressed as V. You: Omegle has been out for two years, they have yet to move on, and there are still a fair number here Stranger: To be honest, I prefer some wackiness to all the constant "asl?" You: The wackiness is fine You: even in my time promoting the new site i've had conversations about aliens and dinosaurs You: It's the racism, sexism and paedophilia that bother me Stranger: I've only started using omegle in the last couple of months, but I haven't come across much. Maybe I'm not around when the channers are posting. You: I'm trying to run a business as well as a nice site, and with advertisers loathe to advertise on a site that seems to promote negativity it can put off them buying space Stranger: Yeah, I can understand that. You: that's why adverts only appear when you disconnect from a partner, that way they are happy they won't be associated with all of the unkindness Stranger: I think, thought, it's always a toss-up between heavy regulation, and allowing the users to post whatever content they want. And the latter usually means the lowest common denominator. Stranger: Hard balance. Stranger: *though You: That's what i've tried to address with the new site You: there are new adult rooms and casual rooms You: adult rooms are fairly free, some weighted phrases like N****r etc You: and the casual rooms are moderated, but hopefully not in a noticeable way Stranger: Well, cool. I hope it works out for you. You: If you could go on the new site and fill in a feedback form it would be great, there's a board meeting tomorrow with advertisers, and i could do with some first hand feedback form users Stranger: All right. Have you got just as many users on there at the moment? You: Can I ask if you would be alright in me using this log to also express peoples concerns with the current omegle, and there are about 1500 at last count, but it's ever increasing as me and my team of promoters work our way across omegle Stranger: Sure. You might want to leave out the angel nonsense at the beginning. Stranger: Then again, I suppose that might promote the wackiness I'm fond of. You: The board have seen far more nonsense than that You: In the first investors meeting I showed them extracts from beta conversations without really reading them You: They were so disgusted at the amount of profanity and sexual propositioning they almost veto'd the site gaining funding Stranger: Heh. Well, sex seems to be the universal drive. Stranger: Some of the conversations are hilarious. You: Oh hell yeah, when I (rarely) come on here for "research" it's hilarious to see the lengths people will go to in order to have cybersex Stranger: I really like the user-generated content of the internet. I think it's great to break down the division between authorship and readership, if you know what I mean. Omegle's great for that. You: I'm a strong supporter of net-neutrality, however that whole topic is a very grey area in the minds of businessmen Stranger: Yes, I'm sure. You: I've got another story about the board on that topic You: we'd been discussing for about an hour about how Omegle would benefit from usernames You: it'd got fairly heated, me arguing against the destruction of what my baby stood for, and the big fat cats wanting a more watered down commercial site You: so we were trading insults, I suppose you could say it was a little fight Stranger: Personally, I think the anonymity is the reason people use Omegle. You: THEN MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTY AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIRE You: I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENCE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR Stranger: Wow, if that was a troll, it was the most convincing. You win internets.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hello You: f/17/uk u? pts]]Stranger: 25 m chile You: cool, I've been there Stranger: really! :D You: yeah, it was fun, how're you? Stranger: doing fine - I'm about to go and hit the gym You: cool, guess what Stranger: what? You: Your people deserved the earthquake for being greasy spics :D have a horrible day faggot Your conversational partner has disconnected. <pre> <pre> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: male 15 cali and kinda horny :) You: female 18 uk, me too Stranger: oh wow Stranger: wanna cybersex You: sure, im really wet Stranger: okay y start Stranger: :D You: ok You: im stroking your cock slowly and licking the head with my toungue Stranger: oh thats hot Stranger: start with the taking off clothes part Stranger: ;) You: ok, I'm unbuttoning your pants with my mouth You: and then you start pulling off my skirt Stranger: im jacking offf hard Stranger: holy shit Stranger: and u giggle and start taking of my boxers seductively Stranger: ? You: yea, and then you start rubbing my throbbing cock while I bend your lubed up quivering anus over and insert my 10 inch cock into your tight little ass while you chant DESU DESU DESU You: fuck you faggot Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Listen, you have to get outta here. Stranger: 11:31, 15 November 2010 (UTC)[[User:Qelqoth|Qelqoth]] 11:31, 15 November 2010 (UTC) Stranger: Is there a bomb? You: No. You: Worse. Stranger: What? You: I can't say it. You: It's everywhere. Stranger: If you tell me, we can fight it... Together. You: ..... You: I........ok... You: .... You: The Game. Stranger: The Game? You: SHHH Stranger: Eeep. - Whispers. - You: No one wins The Game. Stranger: Why not? You: It can't be beaten. Stranger: Pfft. Stranger: I bet I could beat it. You: Impossible. You: You have already lost. We all have. Stranger: Well, what are the rules? You: If you think about The Game, you lose. You: That is the only rule. Stranger: Oh! THAT GAME! Stranger: It's not really a game though. You: No, it's not. You: It's The Game. Stranger: Well, I was excited for a while then. Stranger: Now you have to think of a new was to entertain me. Stranger: Way. You: I have a 9 inch penis. Stranger: How is that entertaining? You: How is that not entertaining? Stranger: For you maybe. Stranger: Not for me. You: Ok. You: So you don't like The Game, and you don't like my 9-iron. What DO you like? Stranger: I like ym bed. Stranger: MY Stranger: MYMYMYMY Stranger: And I will be going there soon. You: Sounds like a heavenly place. Stranger: It is... But first, I must continue my search. Stranger: Goodbye. Stranger: I love you. Stranger: And your nine inch penis. You: Be well, weary traveller. You: OH SHIT, A DIGLETT.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: yo Stranger: f? You: yes Stranger: horny? You: you know it Stranger: im looking at porn now you know You: i'm rubbing my pussy Stranger: wish i was there Stranger: black or white? You: i wish too You: white You: you? Stranger: im black Stranger: black You: mmmm You: that's nice Stranger: bad? Stranger: good Stranger: yeah You: what are you wearing? Stranger: yo know im more horny as i talk with yo while i glance at the other stuff You: thats good (; Stranger: yeah it is, you make so horny You: mmm i'm glad Stranger: so am i Stranger: wat you doin now You: rubbing my pussy and breasts You: what about you? Stranger: wanking Stranger: haha You: mm You: that's hot Stranger: you are You: i bet you are too Stranger: thanx You: do you wanna cyber? Stranger: why not You: ok you start Stranger: you start Stranger: plz You: mm okay Stranger: cool You: i push you onto the bed and lick my lips like a hungry lion Stranger: i pull you down on top of me babe You: i grunt excitedly and shove my tongue into your mouth energetically Stranger: i reach down and ubutton your pants You: i roll my eyes back with joy and rub your burning bulge Stranger: i rub your clit back and forth and take your tounge in my mouth You: i gasp with pleasure and i lift off your shirt and rub one hand over your hairy, chocolate chest and the other working down yo pants Stranger: i grasp your ass and pull your top down then lick your tits You: i moan and say 'baby, turn onto your stomach..' Stranger: i roll over You: 'i wanna try something' You: i massage your anus joyously then whip out my horse cock and go in dry Stranger: i grunt with pleasure reach back and rub your clit You: i continue to fuck you anally and take off my woman suit You: i put on my robe and wizard hat Stranger: i push you off, go to the kitchen, grab a knife, come back a slit your sorry throat You: i lick the blood from your anus Stranger: with a slit throat? You: with a rock hard cock Stranger: are you a guy? You: i'm lady gaga Stranger: what the fuck, girl of guy? Stranger: or Stranger: M or F You: d Stranger: hemaphro Stranger: ? You: yes Stranger: hot Stranger: born both or surgery You: born Stranger: you look like a real girl Stranger: ? You: yeah i do Stranger: hot You: you slit my throat though. Stranger: i stitched it up, i thought you were some male infested motherfucker You: thanks babe Stranger: anytime You: mmm You: i love your black dick up my cunt Stranger: i wanna put it there You: do it You: wait You: do you have pics? Stranger: spread em wide, in he goes You: mmm You: i am You: i'm so wet Stranger: pics yeah, and im still wanking and getting closer to explosion You: mmm keep going Stranger: i love your juicy cunt and your nice firm ass Stranger: put those tits right in my mouth Stranger: fell my cock rubbing your clit You: mmm baby You: feels so good You: i'm squeezing your ass as i'm riding your huge dick Stranger: im grasping your tits and about to explode You: i slide off your dick and shit in your mouth Stranger: do you want me to slit your throat again i say!!!!??? You: baby please You: this is so hot Stranger: im almost orgasm Stranger: bout you? You: me too Stranger: your hot firm ass and wet sweet cunt Stranger: are so hot You: your big black cock is pretty hot too You: making me wet You: ter Stranger: god youre so fucking hot, im almost there You: mm keep going You: explode on me Stranger: here it comes, all cause of you baby, you slidin all over me with hot ass white body You: with my shit rolling down your mouth You: cum all over me Stranger: it goes, all over your face, suck it, suck it You: i take it in and cum on your face too Stranger: i swish it round cum again You: i open my mouth wide You: and eat you up You: chocolate boy Stranger: you make me so horny You: i eat your head You: then your shoulders You: then your torso You: then your lower half You: all the way to your toes You: digested Stranger: youre so fuckin hot You: dear lord Stranger: huh? You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey!!!!! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: i don't know ancient sign language You: sorry Stranger: are you female or male Stranger: ? You: ummm let me think You: female! You: female!!! Stranger: age You: woman Stranger: ? You: i am 765 You: oops You: 16 Stranger: are you horny You: you know it You: what are you wearing? You: tell me babe Stranger: boxer You: thats all? You: mmmm Stranger: do you have msn You: i'm wearing a bright orange sweat shirt with blue sweat pants and matching granny undies You: no ): You: sorry Stranger: do you have webcam You: no You: it broke Stranger: ok Stranger: I want to see you You: i'll show you a pic Stranger: do you have facebook You: http://tinyurl.com/y8ufsn You: no You: but look at that You: i hope you like Stranger: sorry but I don't see You: really? You: oh noo Stranger: yes Stranger: other link You: ok Stranger: ? You: http://tinyurl.com/y8wflga You: i hope that works!! Stranger: :( Stranger: I don't see You: ohh god You: ok this one will work for sure! You: http://tinyurl.com/34oufd Stranger: noo You: http://tinyurl.com/cqq3al Stranger: :( You: dude You: rick roll'd times a million.. You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: asl You: 15 f uk You: uyou You: *you Stranger: 19 m china You: what r u wearing Stranger: m in short at my room nd u You: im wearing bra and panties Stranger: realy You: ya Stranger: can i ur pic You: sure Stranger: plz You: have to take one first Stranger: havng acount on on yohoo or any other Stranger: wait You: i have one on imageshack You: here http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2098/tubgirlyp2.jpg You: in my tub Stranger: imagine i m fucking you u wll get fun ng fuck ur self You: hehe Stranger: sot fun You: sure You: i put on my robe and wizard hat Stranger: gud You: i cast Level 3 Eroticism Stranger: have u ever got sex You: yes many times Stranger: very good You: u? Stranger: only once You: ha ha. Stranger: why r u lauhing You: no reason Stranger: okay You: i take off my robe Stranger: why You: dont question it You: just go along Stranger: i m git exited what i do tell You: ya Stranger: i get sexy what i do tell You: u do Stranger: tell na what i do? You: u say You: i say what i do You: i take off my shirt Stranger: how You: i put my hands on the bottom of my shirt You: i pull up on it, exerting a positive vertical force perpindicular to the earth Stranger: good You: i pull it over my head You: i discard it. You: i take off my other shirt. Stranger: i olso got necked You: i look down You: i see im wearing another shirt You: i am confused You: i take off that shirt too You: as i take off the shirts i begin to realize You: there's nothing left You: i disappear in a puff of smoke Stranger: i m totaly necked know You: the pile of my clothes lie on the floor You: they are sexy Stranger: my penis is olso sexy waanna suck You: sure You: the puff of smoke that would have been my mouth approaches your... Stranger: imagine that You: where is it? You: i can't see it. You: i look for a magnifying glass You: i find it Stranger: what u do with it You: i poke it You: i prod it You: it seems to squirm You: im a bit unnerved Stranger: oh You: i expect it to shoot out a tendril and attack me Stranger: have u ever taste sperms You: ya You: have u Stranger: no Stranger: how it was You: lets find out You: i start to suck it Stranger: what r u sucking You: ur cock Stranger: having bro You: you begin to climax You: i put the sperm in a cup You: i give you the cup to drink Stranger: no i m nt interted in it You: i insist that u do You: i push the cup into your mouth You: despite your protests You: i tie your hands behind your back You: i put a chloroform rag to ur mouth You: ... You: im getting horny now Stranger: imagine im fuckng u nd fuck ur self You: u cant You: u were knocked out by the chloroform Stranger: oh You: u wake up in a back alley with the smell of cheap scotch and cheaper prositutes You: your hands are no longer tied together, but the empty cup lies by your mouth You: a thug stands behind u You: he tells his boss You: do i rough him up again Stranger: oh gerat You: he says ya You: you pass out again You: hours pass You: hours become days You: days become weeks You: weeks become years You: 20 years later you wake up You: you find yourself an old man You: you wonder how your life could have passed you by You: you then realize what it was You: wasting time on the internet You: a story of life, told as allegory. You: Thank you. Stranger: now i thng u got fuck thats y ur saying that You: im getting hornier now You: but youre old now You: 20 years older You: i pass you by, prefering to meet with rich, powerful men You: you cling to your memories of me in the past because that's all you have You: and because im hot Stranger: you got fuck ur self nd know what r u doind You: im horny and ur 40 Stranger: oh You: years pass You: one day we recognize each other You: hey, are you that guy on the internet that never realized that i was actually trolling him? You: ya You: we pass by You: we feel unfulfilled You: as if there was something missing You: we know its not each otehr You: *other You: its normal social interaction Stranger: ur nt gal? You: No, I am not. Stranger: just fuck oooof You: Bye. You: YHBT. Stranger: what You: YHBT -- You Have Been Trolled Stranger: ta Stranger: ta Stranger: ya You: aye? You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: LFM Onyxia 10man need healer and tank Stranger: R U GIRL? You: LOL NO :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd Stranger: DO U EVRAR MAKE GIRL PREGNAT? You: How do you make girl pragnent? Stranger: WID UR DICK Stranger: U GOTTA TELL HER SHE IS A BITCH AND GIVE HER MONEY You: KK You: WILL DELIVAR You: wait how do you girl ? Stranger: IF U HAVE GIRL FUCK HER EVERY NIGHT You: how do I girl? I dont know how to girl!?! Stranger: AND THEN SHE WONT GET BORED AND FEED OFF ANOTHER Stranger: U GOTO CITY AND HONK Stranger: UR CAR HORN Stranger: THE SHOULD CUM TO UR WINDOW AND U GOTTA SAY Stranger: SPIT OR SWALLOW? Stranger: THAT HOW GIRL You: OKAY Stranger: GO DO You: I WILL GIRL TOMORAW Stranger: REPORT BACK IN 0600 HOURS Stranger: U BETRAR MADE GIRL PREGNAT BY DDEN You: babbyyy? Stranger: O BBY Stranger: ITS SOOOOO BIG Stranger: O SHIT ITS COMING OUT MY STOMACH Stranger: ARRRRRRGH ITS ACTUALLY AN ALIEN Stranger: FUUUUUUUCK Stranger: SHIIIIIIIIIT You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu Stranger: ITS HURTS LIKE ALL FUCK Stranger: OK JUMP Stranger: ILL CATCH U You: KK Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Stranger: U DIDNT CATCH ME You: soz You: my bad Stranger: FUCK U WHORE *GIVES MONEY* You: I NO HOAR? You: I HOAR? Stranger: NOW WE MAKE BABY You: I R HOAR? HURAAY how form baby? Stranger: k bye remember to download covo and put it on encyclopedia dramatica ^^ xoxo Salllly ^^ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: HEIL HITLER ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ IMMORTAL LEADER OF OUR RACE Stranger: i'm jewish You: Jude? You: NEIN! You: I shall try to speak English You: In ovens you go, Jude You: For good of German people Stranger: into hell you go, aryan You: Hell? Nein. You: Aryan? Yei. You: You must be exterminated for good of the German people! Stranger: lol You: You conniving, evil, filthy rat Stranger: its so sad that you are under the impression that you're better than the rest of the world You: It is sad that you were born as big nosed JUDE You: We are Aryan Stranger: i actually have a small nose You: We are the good Stranger: and my grandmother is german You: Nein! Lying Jude! You: You all lie! Stranger: lol Stranger: so what have we done to you? You: Why, back in Auschwitz I had killed 100 of you You: One scratched at me Stranger: so you're like 80? You: I have never recovered from scars... You: Nein! I am Das Fuhrer! You: HEIL HITLER ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ IMMORTAL LEADER OF OUR RACE Stranger: you have to be like 80 to be a german leader You: Actually, I carry down legacy from father You: His name was Adolf Eisenburgh Stranger: so we did nothing to you You: He was high-ranking officer You: In SS You: And we must continue extermination of Jews in Germany You: For the good of the Aryan people Stranger: hitler was a deranged man You: Hitler was the leader You: The exterminator of your kind Stranger: read the history books, most of them were written by whites You: Nein! You: Das Judes! You: They control media You: We kill 20 million Gypsies too Stranger: lol You: Did your big nose father tell you that as child? Stranger: you have no idea what you're saying Stranger: there about 12 million people killed in total You: We kill 6 million Judes, yei You: However, das Judes You: They block the media You: They are ones who survive You: The gypsies, retards, and cripples... You: Nein, they do not survive it Stranger: oh whites. Stranger: i have a white friend Stranger: she's fine with me You: Yei, so you are negro? Stranger: and she's from germany You: Or are you das jude? Stranger: i am a german jew You: Nein. We must have missed your family. You: We will not make that mistake again. You: We must capture Stranger: find me in england Stranger: we will stand tall once again You: Oh, yei, England. You: We will find you all again. Do not worry You: HEIL HITLER ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ IMMORTAL LEADER OF OUR RACE
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hey asl You: im british i have no gender You: and im 20 Stranger: 18 and im a girl You: cool Stranger: yeah You: there's one problem You: according to the rules of the internet, there isn't any women on the internet Stranger: excuse me You: look it up Stranger: okay ... but that is a stupid rule ... also im from America You: "Rules of the internet" on google You: me too Stranger: okay then You: im also an internet troll Stranger: okay then You: i make people feel like shit Stranger: whatever you cant make me feel like shit ... i dont feel anything anymore You: oh, and it's rule 30 You: and you should check out rules 34 and 35 Stranger: okay Stranger: wow really .. also those are the unoffical rules You: http://www.facebook.on.nimp.org/home.php?#...ope?ref=profile Stranger: okay? You: you're looking at the wrong ones Stranger: no im not You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rules_of_the_internet Stranger: what ever Stranger: those are the ones i was looking at You: that's the original You: so its official Stranger: not reallly You: you're a tranny Stranger: well i dont care im on the internet and im a girl Stranger: Tranny? You: lies You: tranvestite Stranger: no im i girl okay You: lies Stranger: never been a guy You: lies You: did you know that trolls always win Stranger: think what you want but i know my self better than you do You: lies Stranger: Truth so stfu You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Truth You: tits or gtfo Stranger: tits? gtfo? You: rule 31 b*tch You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tits_or_gtfo Stranger: excuse me f**king dick You: The word you're looking for it troll You: *is Stranger: umm no so stfu You: no u You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/No_u You: yes, all of these are articles im not bullshitting Stranger: oh wow what are you 3 years old ... yeah from f**king dumb websites You: youre just ignorant Stranger: Acutly im pretty smart unlike you You: im smarter than you think Stranger: Really now You: i know how to get through private myspace profiles and more Stranger: i dont even get on myspace it dumb You: i know how to divide by zero You: i can repair cars You: i can cure aids You: im jesus Stranger: There isnt a cure for aids and no your not jesus You: yea thou art oblivious, b*tch Stranger: oh shut the f**k up You: i know how to deceive people by sending them to non-obvious shock sites Stranger: Right You: such as http://www.lemonparty.org You: ever seen goatse? Stranger: no and im not going to that website im not a dip shit like you You: who said ive been to that website? You: ive only research those sites Stranger: then how do you know that it is a shock site You: RESEARCH learn2read Stranger: i read all the time You: that's what urban dictionary and encyclopedia dramatica is there for! You: are* not is Stranger: okay then You: tells you about shit so you won't have to be suckered by other trolls Stranger: okay you anoying me so bye You: which is called getting trolled Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: http://www.lemonpary.org Stranger: n0 i am not hory. Stranger: horny. Stranger: hada You: ... You: you suck at typing Stranger: technically, i don't, so could you please suck my cock. You: i thought you weren't "hory" Stranger: I am not horny, but your a little cocker, so i want you to suck it fuck balls. You: it's called trolling you ignorant piece of shit Stranger: well guess what dick lick, i don't give a flying flop, because guess what!? Stranger: you don't know me, bitch. You: im glad i dont You: i dont wannt know any trannies You: but your mom is hot Stranger: i may have changed my gender, and my mom is dead you mother flopper. Stranger: Thanks ass crack. You: i know You: thats why i think shes hot You: in the oven Stranger: Oh, you like to fuck dead people now? You: necro feels good man Stranger: you're one sick fat bastard. You: thanks You: :) You: :D You: >:D Stranger: You are one dirty whore, my mom is seriously dead and it hurts to think about her, so why don't you go die in the whole you were born out of. You: TROLLING HARD TROLLING HARD You: lolololololololololololololololololololololol You: YHBT Stranger: Why don't you lick my fuzzy vagina. You: maybe i will You: when you're dead Stranger: Over my dead body. You: i will Stranger: Good, i would like it very much if you cut off your dick and fed it to a cat, you cum basket. You: who said i have a dick? Stranger: you do, a hairy cock, in your mouth at least. You: im british You: i have no genitalia Stranger: i don't give a fuck if your british, wait, do you have a cool accient? You: what if i did Stranger: i want to fuck you then. You: then... You: uh... You: i... dont Stranger: you want my stub in your mouth. Stranger: i have an extra dildo. You: sure Stranger: so fuck me hard! You: k You: ill use a knife Stranger: alright, and a spoon, i like them. You: spoons are boring Stranger: fuck you. You: god dammit my mommy wants her computer back Stranger: You dirty boy. You: i am Stranger: Go play with you dickiee. You: i will u pedo Stranger: okay. Stranger: i am 11. You: 7 Stranger: yes, a little boy to touch! Stranger: come here hunnie! You: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have disconnected.
You: Hai Stranger: hey You: asl? Stranger: male You: im female You: :) Stranger: good Stranger: how are you You: Im from UK u? You: I'm ok Stranger: im from canada You: cool, im 19, u? Stranger: 19 in a week You: good ;) Stranger: what do you look like You: I'm kindof short, I have longish brown hair, c cup, i work out, u? Stranger: ooh, im tall, like 6'5" i have short brown hair, and i like working out too, im a pretty active guy You: active in what? ;) Stranger: in a lot of things lol. hockey, soccer (football for you) You: cool You: I like playing cricket Stranger: ive never played. is it fun>? You: loads Stranger: nice. what are you wearing right now? You: a tank top and underwear, you? Stranger: nothing. just in my bed You: nice You: how big are you? Stranger: almost too big. it gets annoying sometimes You: really? in inches? You: is it inches or cm in Canada? Stranger: well we use both, but im like 25ish cm You: nice, so you wanna start? Stranger: ya Stranger: what are you doing right now You: I fingering my clit, im really horny Stranger: ooh. me too You: what are you doing ? Stranger: pretend it is me doing that to you Stranger: im rubbing my long dick You: ok, I'm stroking your huge cock, up and down Stranger: oh ya You: then I start licking the tip and working my way down You: and then you start rubbing my tits Stranger: can you fit it all in your mouth You: and I slowly start sucking your cock You: almost Stranger: oh ya, im licking them and im biting them softly You: it hurts Stranger: you love it Stranger: im kissing you slowly down to your clit Stranger: my tounge is deep in your vag Stranger: your legs spread wide You: mmm Stranger: your naked You: I am naked Stranger: good Stranger: your sucking my cock You: i lick it up and down You: working from the top with my tounge and shoving it all the way to the back of my throat You: I put on my robe and wizard's hat You: as you bend me over Stranger: oh ya You: and insert your throbbing dick into me Stranger: i rammed it in there Stranger: going full tilt, not stopping for nothing You: and then I yell rape and a nearby citizen comes alerts the police Stranger: ha You: the police chase after you but you manage to breifly escape You: you are thrown into a jail cell You: with Bubba You: a huge nigger Stranger: yup Stranger: lol You: who rapes you in the ass until its swiss cheese You: you love it Stranger: you know it You: after prison Your friends alienate you and you start doing meth You: your life has gone nowhere and you are a registered sex offender You: your parents disown you Stranger: ha omegle is halarious Stranger: i dont have parents You: and you die of an overdose Stranger: thanks for bringing it up You: not anymore Stranger: they died in a car accident 4 years ago You: probably suicide You: from having YOU as a son You: they could've had a daughter or a son who didn't fap to strangers You: and is not a closet homo Stranger: does doing this to people anomously to people make you sleep well at night Stranger: your funny You: You can't spell. Stranger: i know, you should have seen the word before i retyped it You: Your friends and family no longer acknowledge your existence Stranger: they dont. your so right. my life is in ruins and you are reminding me, your a good friend You: You die of an overdose in a gutter next to a passed out prostitute Stranger: i thought you said i died in prision. im not a cat You: you write your final note on the sidewalk in semen, the semen from your dealer You: who gave you this bad batch of meth Stranger: hey im going to ireland on wednesday. we should mett up somewhere You: the note reads "I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face" Stranger: i thought my dealer delt me semen Stranger: face rape is the best Stranger: especially when im dead cause i died twice You: The coroner steals the last of your possessions and as a necrophiliac he slowly inserts his 9 inch cock into your mouth Stranger: only 9 inches? Stranger: thats no fun You: he slowly goes back and forth Stranger: why slow You: until he finishes in your mouth Stranger: i like your imagination. You: you are buried in an unmark grave next to the busted pipes of a bathroom Stranger: i feel bad for you if you are actually a 19 year old brit. you must be ugly as hell if you are doing this on a friday night You: day to day, each time a toilet is flushed it runs off into your rotting corpse slowing embalming it with fecal matter Stranger: your prob. telling me events that have happened in your life, telling it to a random on a stranger chat room in the hopes that your self confidence will be boosted. You: no one sees the point of fixing the pipes You: no one cares Stranger: cause im a worthless piece of shit Stranger: oh my, imma kill myself now. your so helpful You: the people ho once knew you never think about you again, except for one person Stranger: one person? You: your old neighbour Stranger: no one thinks of me Stranger: my old neighbour is in england right now lol Stranger: and i am living with him next year at college You: the 63 year old man who lived across the street in your old house You: he has aged gracefully but his urges are not satisfied with CP Stranger: no one lives acorss the street from me, i have vineyards, now i know your lying You: he remembers your parents bringing you home from the hospital and babysitting you a long time ago, taking pictures whenver he felt like it. You: he looks at those pictures and wishes to see you again Stranger: cp? You: he manages to find out that you were a sex offender You: and he tracks down the coroner and identiies the body You: they dig up your fecal mummy and move it to a cheap graveyard You: down the street from the old man's house Stranger: oh thats nice Stranger: your a guy arent you You: one night he sneaks out with a shovel and digs up your body You: nope all female Stranger: and rapes it? that would be interestin You: he keeps it in his basement as a trophy Stranger: sweet You: he never violates it though Stranger: is this a movie you are ripping off You: he treasures it You: and after years pass he dies of a stroke Stranger: this is getting too long for me to stay here and keep reading You: his his house is auctoned off Stranger: goodnight stranger You: and the new owners find your body Stranger: i must be going, i have to work tomorrow You: it is donated to the Museum of Faggotry in San Francisco You: as a glory hole You: fapping to gay porn isn't a job retard Stranger: fapping? Stranger: what does that mean You: google it you mbecile You: *imbecile Stranger: mbecile? Stranger: ok. Stranger: it means masterbating Stranger: got it You: nope You: masturbating You: retard You: illiterate much? Stranger: yup im a retard Stranger: your not making sense You: try you're Stranger: really. dr. grammer here You: big words confuse you? You: LOL you mispelled GRAMMAR Stranger: yes they do. dont use words over five letters long please Stranger: you got that joke didnt u You: that was not a joke Stranger: oh your right. You: you're just trying to cover up your stupidity Stranger: yes your right Stranger: you are always right Stranger: your so smart You: So I herd u leik shotacon Stranger: yes. Stranger: you are right You: Google image onionib Stranger: love you. bye You: this is going on ED You: LOL You: BYE FAGGOT Stranger: ed? Stranger: what is onionib? You: Google it Stranger: i did You: o rly? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hiii, basically im looking for a very fat girl to talk dirty with ;) You: mmmmmmmmmm You: i am that girl Stranger: wanna describe urself for me babe? You: well, i am 437 pounds, 40dd boobs, blonde hair Stranger: sexy. do u have a really big ass tooo? You: huge Stranger: mm. do u like ur ass fucked? You: mmmmmmm, oh yeah baby Stranger: ;) spit or swallow? You: swallow, of course You: but i like it when guys come on my face Stranger: hehe (; okayy. when ur fucking do u like the guy to cum inside or outside? or does it matter to u? You: i like it when guys come in my ass You: guess what else? Stranger: hm? You: I am a dude. and you are seriously fucked up, bro. i suggest therapy. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 16/f/horny Stranger: 18 m You: ;) You: oh nice Stranger: haha You: ;o You: so wut do u wanna do lol ;) Stranger: anything you want babe You: so do u wanna have sex You: ;o Stranger: yeahh You: u start Stranger: okay where are you? You: calfornia Stranger: oh im in ny You: i am going to ny in a day You: do u wanna meet up You: ;) Stranger: okay soo babe what are you wearing? You: thats not importnt lol You: do u wana meet me in ny You: ;o Stranger: yeahh You: good You: I'm Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen. You: Why don't you take a seat? You: Right over there. Stranger: hahha You: We are doing a show on pedophiles who try to solicit sex with underaged girls. Stranger: ? You: Please give us all of your personal information, before we need to trace your IP address. Stranger: this is not illegal Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hey You: asl? Stranger: NO I DONT HAVE A VAGINA You: wow You: I just see people saying asl? so I thought that was the usual greeting You: I'm a 9 year old girl in the uk Stranger: it is Stranger: but i still dont have a vagina You: ok You: do you have breasts? You: err... woman like breasts? Stranger: yeah but mine dont hold milk Stranger: oh then no Stranger: you should leave this site everyone wants to see vaginas You: do you know what "turned on" means, there was this guy who said he was "horny" and I asked him what that meant but all he said was that it meant he is "turned on" and then he disconnected... Stranger: it means his penis got real big and he wanted to put it in a vagina You: what is a penis? You: and why would he want to put it in a vagina? Stranger: ahahah Stranger: well you see when a mommy loves a daddy a whole lot Stranger: she takes his penis and puts in in her vagina Stranger: then the penis sneezes milk and a baby comes out You: oh, so guys have a penis instead of a vagina??? Stranger: yup You: oh wow You: that is pretty gross Stranger: there real ugly lookin too You: why would he tell me that? Stranger: because he thought you were something we call a "whore" who will let anybodys penis inside thier vagina You: oh You: I see You: he said he "likes boys and girls" as an explanation for when he said he was "bisexual" but that just left me more confused You: don't everyone like boys and girls? It seems silly to dislike someone based on whether they are a boy or a girl... Stranger: oh yes he is something we call a "queer". That means he likes to suck on penises or stick his in peoples bumholes You: wtf??? Stranger: anytime you see one of these people you should yell at them and throw old food You: why would I have old food to throw? I throw out old food :/ Stranger: ahahahaha You: why would he stick his penis in someone's bumhole? Stranger: just go over and call him a homo faggot Stranger: because thats how queers spread thier disease You: no it was on omegle Stranger: its called AIDS and it kills millions every years You: I see You: oh, I heard that niggers have AIDS You: does this mean that all queers are niggers? Stranger: yup every one You: that makes sense Stranger: an y more questions little girl? You: yeah, is the milk which penises sneeze their "pollen" that's how another guy who was really mean explained it to me on omegle You: but he didn't make much sense You: because I asked if they spread it through kissing You: and all he said was that they kiss "down there" You: is down there the vagina or..? Stranger: no no no the milk is called love juice Stranger: and if it eat it it makes you lucky You: how would I eat it? Stranger: so if you kiss someones penis love jiuce comes out You: do I take it out of my vagina and then eat it from my kands? You: hands* Stranger: and you have to lick up every drop or it wont work Stranger: no you have to kiss the penis Stranger: and then open your mouth You: oh You: so then the penis goes in my mouth? You: it would have to be pretty small to fit in my mouth Stranger: yes thats why you have to try real hard to fit it all in You: what if it goes down the back of my mouth and into my throat though? Stranger: thats how you get married You: no, you get married at a wedding... Stranger: so if you really like someone you have to drink thier love juice You: oh I se You: and you don't drink it if you don't love them? You: what if they put it in your mouth and then they start sneezing love juice... do I spit it out if I don't love them? Stranger: if you do drink it and you dont love them, all it does is make you lucky You: lucky? as in the phrase "get lucky" ? Stranger: yup thats where it comes from You: I see You: ok one last question You: are you a /b/tard? Stranger: hah You: ??? Stranger: lulz Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hellllllllllo Stranger: Hi there You: Are you a boy or a girl? Stranger: Girrrrl You: Coolcool Stranger: Yup... You: how old are you? Stranger: 14 You: oh. im 15. Stranger: Okay? You: wow. bitch much You: are you on your period You: ? Stranger: Gee thanks. No. I'm not. You: I hate you. You: have you even hit puberty Stranger: I don't care. It doesn't bother me. You: pft. i doubt it. immature cunt. Stranger: Yes, I have. Stranger: Me? Immature? Look in the fucking mirror. You: go suck your daddys dick. Stranger: Ha. Stranger: So funny. You: mirrors dont show immaturity. You: youre very dumb little girl. You: i am funny, thanks Stranger: I'm a year younger than you You: actually 2, imma be 16 tomorrow. Stranger: What the hell is your problem? And. No you aren't, you're an asshole You: i am not an asshole. You: how dare you make that assumption. Stranger: Oh really? My best friend is 16. He turned 16 in january. Stranger: I'm so scared? You: Woah. Youre so cool cos you have a 16 year old best friend. You: my best friend is 50! Stranger: Oh pssht yeah I'm like the coolest fucking person ever. You: no youre not. You: youre ugly Stranger: How dare you make that assumption. You don't even know me You: wanna cyber? Stranger: No. I don't. Asswipe. You: my dick is hard. You: i want your vagina. You: ooh baby. dont stop. You: O.O Stranger: If you wanna fucking cyber you treat people decently. You: im gonna cum. You: oooooh. You: oooh. You: ooh. You: oh. You: h. You: . You: ooooh. You: mm. baby. You: dont stop! Stranger: You done yet? You: this is it! You: this is it! You: ahhh. done. You: make me a sandwich! You: bitch. Stranger: You've got legs go make your own damn sandwich You: im a man bitch! You: go. now! Stranger: its not the 50s Stranger: No. Stranger: I won't. You: who cares about the 50s. youre stil inferior. Stranger: I am not. You: yeah, you are. Stranger: No, I'm not. You: im 28 years old muthafuckaaa You: bow down cunt. Stranger: No. You: suck on my penis. Stranger: I won't. Stranger: Nope. You: what you say? nigga. You: someone needs a slap across the ugly face! Stranger: You need a serious reality check. You: i think you do. bitch. You: wheres my damn sandwich?! Stranger: Or a visit to a mental hospital. Stranger: My god you son of bitch. You: i want a sammich! You: GOD IS A LIE Stranger: make your own Stranger: He is not! You: but im a man! You: i need a bitch to make my sammich. Stranger: Oh cry me a fucking river. You: CHRISTIANS ARE GAY You: GOD LIKES ANAL Stranger: You wanna female dog to make you a sandwich? Stranger: Good luck with that. You: I dont care about the species. i just need a species with a pussy and sammich making abilities. You: GOD WANTS TO FUCK YOU! hes an old perv Stranger: You are a fucking pyshco You: YOUR MOM! You: GOD LIKES ANAL! You: WITH HORSES. You: HE WAS BEST FRIENDS WITH MR. HANDS(LOOK IT UP!) Stranger: Are you trying to sound like a hardcore fucker? You: I AM A HARDCORE FUCKER! Stranger: If so you are failing miserbly You: I MAKE VAGINA SPLODE Stranger: Failure. You: YOU ARE A MISTAKE. You: GOD IS A LIE. You: JESUS IS A CUMDUMPSTER. You: LULZ. Stranger: I know guys as threating as a dead kitten that are more hardcore than you. You: DEAD KITTENS ARE SCARY MOTHERFUCKERS, You: SEXY TIME? Stranger: what the fuck ever You: http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss319/supahflylayouts/SEXY.jpg You: THATS ME! You: IMMMMMM SEXAYY You: ME SO HORNY You: ME LOVE YOU L.ONG TIME. Stranger: Does arguing make you horny? You: YES., ITS A BIT OF A TURN ON. You: IM 32. wanna have cool sex? Stranger: Pyshco You: you need to spell check little girl. Stranger: You changed your age again? You: no, Ive always been 47 Stranger: I don't care how I spell! I'm not in English class You: YES YOU ARE! You: LESSON OF THE DAY! You: learn how to spell Stranger: I hope you die. Stranger: Slowly and fucking painfully. You: everyone dies one day little girl. You: that sounds delightful. You: imma masochist, you see. You: GOD IS A LIE Stranger: Don't. Call. Me. LITTLE GIRL. You: he gave you AIDS. You: LITTLE GIRL! Stranger: I'm std free Stranger: Fuck you. You: except for your god aids. You: you must be black. You: pools closed. AIDS in the water. You: thanks to GOD! Stranger: Pale. Stranger: no. I'm white. You: wtfe NIGGER Stranger: Oh sure yeah God really close the pools You: YES HE DID You: COS HES A LIE! Stranger: Blonde hair blue eyes pale white skin You: NAZI! You: with GOD AIDS You: LITTE GIRL NAZI! You: LITTLE* You: little girl need a nappy wappy? Stranger: This argument has brought me nothing but....nothing. and arguing usually brings joy to my life. You: maybe GOD can put you to BED. and girl you HERPES You: give* Stranger: Spell check? You: I CORRECTED MY SELF DUMB FUCK. You: SO SUCK ON MY 29 YEAR OLD DCK You: DICK Stranger: Nah. Id rather not. You: WELL, MAYBE YOURE INTERESTED IN MAKING ME A You: SAMMICH! Stranger: Nah. Id rather not. You: WHO LET YOU OUT OF THE KITCHEN? Stranger: I was never in one. You: SO YOURE ANOREXIC? You: ANOREXIC NAZI WITH GOD AIDS! Stranger: No. We eat in a dining room, where the chef serves our food, You: PFFT. ARE THE CHEFS FEMALE? You: MAYBE ONE COULD MAKE ME A SAMMICH? Stranger: No actually Chef Jake is a male Stranger: He and his wife cook for my family. You: YAY! GET HIS WIFE TO MAKE ME A SAMMICH Stranger: You really do think this funny. You: i think GOD is a lie. You: i think the belief in GOD is funny. Stranger: Well ill be laughing when you're down there in hell burning to death You: No such thing as hell, LITTLE GIRL Stranger: Sure. You: you bore me. You: i win. You: HA! You: you win ZERO internets. You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: I am not a creepy old man. You: Me neither ;) Stranger: Woohoo Stranger: lol You: Yay for TOTALLY NOT BEING CREEPY OLD MEN Stranger: Yayness Stranger: lol. You: I totally don't go for shota... Stranger: Me either. Stranger: SOOO Stranger: Hi. You: TOTALLY Stranger: Are you team jacob or edward?! Stranger: :D You: Are you a 14 year old girl? Stranger: No. Stranger: I am 16 Stranger: lol Stranger: BIG DIFFERENCE You: At first I was like awww, but then I was like YAY Stranger: WOOOOHOOOOO Stranger: Am I anoying you? Stranger: :D Stranger: I love you You: oh. my. god. You: you are a blessing Stranger: Your my new best friend Stranger: Lets go shopping and buy matching friend christmas socks You: i. would. love. that. Stranger: :) You: because I'm totally NOT a creepy pedo... he he he... Stranger: Yes. :) Stranger: Thats a very good thing. Stranger: Dude. Stranger: You know what sucks?! You: hopefully you? Stranger: -.- Stranger: we are not friends anymore You: It was a joke... Stranger: dear darla, I hate your stinking GUTS. Stranger: :) You: wat Stranger: You dont know what that is? Stranger: :O Stranger: omg Stranger: LITTLE RASCALS! Stranger: Duh. Stranger: Weirdoo You: Ok so the court told me I can't talk to your kind anymore so what!? You: That doesn't make me a wierdo does it? You: Hmmm? Stranger: Are you under the influence right now?! You: Of you... You: and this lolo You: *loli Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: hahahahah Stranger: ahahhahaha Stranger: ahahahah You: That was pretty funny... Stranger: ahahahah Stranger: im sayin Stranger: did u see it too You: The size of your cock?? Stranger: nope You: Well it was laughably small Stranger: doubt that You: Well you should know that your cock is small sir... Stranger: im gonna have to disagree with that statement Stranger: i aint asian You: Then why were you laughing at the size of your cock? Stranger: when did i say i was laughing about that You: Well what else were you laughing at? You: Everyone on here has a severe case of self pity... Stranger: self pity i dont now wat that is Stranger: i was laughing at some crackhead You: Its like giving yourself a blowjob, or being a furry You: So you were getting high, and your cock is small? Stranger: im on the tail end of my high Stranger: and no my cock isnot small You: The former is true, the latter is a lie Stranger: nope both fact Stranger: i dont lie Stranger: i only lie to cops and you have not given me any reason to believe u are a cop You: So if an officer walked in your house and said "If you lie, I will jail you" and then he procedes to ask if you were high? You: Wow. You: I know you inside and out You: Your kind is the scum of the earth Stranger: yup Stranger: nope cops are Stranger: they ruin lives You: Why not just brush up on your knowledge of final solutions and pick one Stranger: wat? Stranger: that made no sense You: You're way too high You: Maybe you should consult a cop You: Grab his gun Stranger: nah maby i shud shoot a cop You: See what he does You: Cops have more training than you You: and for the record, airsoft guns do not equal training Stranger: well i dont feel pain You: Neither does CoD You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You: Sure... Stranger: so there stun gun shit dont work You: Too bad those force your muscles into cardiac arrest... Stranger: nope Stranger: id eat it Stranger: mind over matter Stranger: my mind always wins You: Nope Stranger: yup You: you know what always wins? You: Wincest Stranger: me You: and you're clearly an inbred troll Stranger: trolls where You: in MY TUBES Stranger: in the backyard? Stranger: youtube You: not just youtube. You: But a series of tubes... Stranger: ahhhh right on Stranger: will i have to pay a troll toll when i find 1 You: Yeah You: they're gonna have black sex with you You: AKA rape Stranger: nope Stranger: i pay the troll too to get inside that boys soul You: Are you from 12chan? You: Or just a sick fuck in general? Stranger: wat is 12chan You: 12 and under chan, aka Pedo heaven Stranger: nope troll toll is from always sunny in philadelphia Stranger: obv u never seens it You: Oh these newfag trolls... You: Or you're just a dumb nigger Stranger: your languange is offensive You: But honestly, I don't see the difference Stranger: define the n word for me You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended Stranger: in less thean 10 seconds go You: Thats my definintion Stranger: your an idiot You: No Stranger: its an iggnorant person something uo are being right now You: I'm an EDiot You: Like a nigger> You: ? Stranger: like u You: Yeah like a nigger? Stranger: well your iggnorant so yes You: So you're saying niggers are ignorant? Stranger: im saying you are iggnorant Stranger: and another word for iggnorant is the n word but i am above that word so i say iggnorant Stranger: boom You: Niggnorant? Stranger: checkmate Stranger: hang yurself and die slow racist prick You: Nah you're too dumb and high to checkmate anyone, and you're a nigger, which means you don't qualify for intelligence Stranger: hey im greater than you You: Ok You: Sure You: Mind over matter, right? Stranger: how mad are you that obama is your president You: Not as mad as you'll be when he gets voted out in 2012 Stranger: dont matter Stranger: our last president will be black Stranger: cause we all getting fried in 2012 You: Like fried chicken? Stranger: hahah ya Stranger: jokester You: I heard the only countries immune to the apocalypse are the European countries You: but they're only letting white people in to stay for refuge Stranger: false You: Africa is the first to go, just like how they were the first to get AIDS Stranger: everyone will be fired that doesnt get in an underground bunker Stranger: hey i found a picture of you online You: Pix or it didn't happen Stranger: http://www.teamterry.net/files/Download/brian_peppers1.jpg You: No, I'm not Brian Peppers Stranger: yup you are You: but he is an upstanding young chap Stranger: youd have sex with him probally seems like someone youd go for You: This is your family, correct? You: http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/7083/f12062552202mdb501b1fb9.jpg Stranger: yup an you notice how most of them are more successful than you or anyonoe in your family will ever be Stranger: boom Stranger: roasted You: What are you talking about? You: I can't understan ebonics You: English motherfucker, do you speak it? Stranger: maby i shud speak in clicks for you Stranger: will that work You: No I can't understand black Stranger: baby if you took your white hood off Stranger: maby You: No I don't hate black people, just dumb niggers like you Stranger: how have i been dumb Stranger: elaborate You: LOL Stranger: wat i knew You: "mind over matter" Stranger: ya wats dumb about that You: The fact that your family breeds trolls Stranger: yup we got a troll farm out back Stranger: cause treolls are so real moron You: You're a dumb 13 year old boy who pretend to be black and get high on Omegle Stranger: u mad iggnorant Stranger: doubt all of that statement Stranger: hey horny guy looking for horny girl with cam ;) You: okay You: i am a 12 year old looking for a conversation Stranger: no liars You: i am not lying Stranger: u have cam ?? You: DUDE I AM 12!!! YOU FUCKING PEDO!! You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi 28 m, loves wanking with my wifes panties. You: 26 f Stranger: cool, do you like naughty married men You: sur You: e Stranger: cool, where are you from You: France Stranger: i'm from uk You: Wanna see my nudes? Stranger: yea sure You: [http://tinyurl.com/37xkcnv] You: You like? Stranger: thats buzzing, but hey thanks for sharing You: Ok, cheater. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: gotta pussy? You: yeah Stranger: well ive gotta dick so were good Stranger: wanna cyyber? You: yeah Stranger: ight. start You: i'm standing in the rain and my clothes are all wet You: the only light is a streetlamp Stranger: my turn? You: yeah Stranger: im drivin home in the rain and i see you standin in that light. i go over there and ask if you need a ride and you say yeah thatd be great. You: my turn? Stranger: yea You: i tell you where i live and i sit quietly in the passenger seat Stranger: we get to your house and you ask how you can repay you. you dont have any cash so i tell you to get back in the car. Stranger: ur turn You: i get back in the car and wait for you to tell me what to do... i'm a virgin so i don't know anything Stranger: haha ok. i tell you to take off all ur clothes since theyre wet and throw them in the back. you do it then i tell you to spread ur legs. You: i wait for u to put it in me and twirl my hair... i'm a little scared but excited at the same time Stranger: i put my 7 inch cock into ur tight virgin pussy and you give out a quiet yelp bc it hurts and feels good at the same time. You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: be rough with me Stranger: oh i will!! You: be rough with me Stranger: I SAID I WILL!!! Stranger: m/f? You: ___________________░▒▓▓▓▓▒░_______________________ _________________________________ ________________░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░____________________ _________________________ ______________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓___________________ _________________________ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________ _____________░▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_________ ____________▒▓▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒_____ ____________▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░▓▒_____ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░▒▓______ ______________▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░▒▓░______ ______________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓________ _____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒_________ ____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_________ ____________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░________ ___________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▒________ ___________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░▒▒▒░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ ________▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░ ░░░░▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_______ _______▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░░░░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_______ _____░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▒░░░░ ░░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░______ ____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒ ░ ░░▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ___▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_____ ___░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▒▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓____ ______▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓________ _____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒░░░░▒▒▒▓ I'LL BE GENTLE ON YOU!!!____ ______░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓░_______ ______▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_____ ____░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓____ ___░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░__ ___▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_ __▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░ _░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓__▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ _▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓_____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey You: Hello /𝗯/𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘂𝗽 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲, 𝗺𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿! Stranger: Im making this quick so u can leave if u dont like , Im male 15 and im from Uk You: lol underageb& Stranger: what? You: you herd wat i said faggot! Stranger: no i dont u dick You: lol Stranger: u must be a retard You: your even more of a faggot than justin bieber! Stranger: lol i know in it great Stranger: No im not You: prove me wrong Stranger: how Stranger: OK I LOVE GIRLS You: you figure it out You: prove it Stranger: OMG HOW? You: figure it out faggot Stranger: IM NOT A FAG U KNOB You: prove it Stranger: FUK OFF LOL You: okay faggot Stranger: lol ur such a dickhead You: my dickhead is much bigger than yours You: you still there faggot? Stranger: yea i am but im not a fag You: prove it Stranger: omg Stranger: ok ask ur mum You: hows that gonna help? You: your from the uk You: im in japan Stranger: so im rich i got Jets You: i have a GT-R Stranger: so You: I'm better than the Jets Stranger: lol wow Stranger: ur from the usa You: since when Stranger: since now You: how Stranger: i dont know Stranger: u just r You: you shouldn't make assumptions Stranger: i know i shouldnt but i still do You: what makes you think im in the usa Stranger: cos u know who the Jets r and Japan dont have American football over there You: yeah jets are planes You: we have them in japan Stranger: omg Stranger: retard You: My GT-R is better than your rickety old jets Stranger: ok w.e Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Hej You: do you asl? Stranger: IKEA Stranger: do YOU asl? Stranger: what is asl? You: alot. You: svenska? Stranger: can u eat it? You: sometimes Stranger: is it flat pack furniture? You: I use it for sex You: the asl Stranger: vile You: would you do it? Stranger: do u cum on its tits? You: it has no tits You: it's a small instrument Stranger: dick? You: for insertion You: no it's plastic You: asl Stranger: asl is plastic? You: maybe we are all plastics. You: but asl is plastic Stranger: does it come from IKEA? You: no, toysrus Stranger: Michael Jackson was plastic You: sure You: would you insert him? Stranger: yes Stranger: would u? You: I'm a girl so I can't because he's pedo You: want to talk dirty? Stranger: ok Stranger: i really like mud You: sure Stranger: and throwing ash around You: if you click on a site You: and tell me what you think You: of my picture Stranger: and scrubbing with warm water and fairy liquid You: I will do everything to you Stranger: ok You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna Stranger: slut You: I'm not a slut, I'm christian Stranger: ur a slutty christian You: does that exist? Stranger: u fuck ur self with church regalia You: no You: I told you You: with asl You: not church regalia Stranger: it does cos ur one Stranger: what is asl? You: I told you before You: it's You: object Stranger: ooooooooooooooooooooo You: but it can be part Stranger: o You: you have one Stranger: o Stranger: o Stranger: o Stranger: o Stranger: o Stranger: o Stranger: o Stranger: o Stranger: o Stranger: o Stranger: o Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: You: stop Stranger: You: please Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: You: or I won't talk dirty Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: You: 4chan Stranger: does that hurt? You: a little Stranger: what is 4chan? You: it's like You: asl You: but hurts more Stranger: what is Stranger: asl Stranger: does it You: 4chan.org Stranger: hurt Stranger: ? Stranger: ? Stranger: ? Stranger: ? Stranger: ? Stranger: ? You: if butt, it hurt You: 4chan the opposite Stranger: u like it up butt? Stranger: vile. Stranger: vile You: evil. Stranger: vile You: I like it Stranger: vile Stranger: vile Stranger: vile You: up your butt at the same time You: with monkeys You: and horses Stranger: You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? Stranger: if butt, it hurt Stranger: 4chan the opposite You: u like it up butt? You: vile. You: vile Stranger: evil. You: vile Stranger: I like it You: vile You: vile You: vile Stranger: You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? Stranger: if butt, it hurt Stranger: 4chan the opposite You: u like it up butt? You: vile. You: vile Stranger: evil. You: vile Stranger: I like it You: vile You: vile You: vile You: do you get excited Stranger: You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? Stranger: if butt, it hurt Stranger: 4chan the opposite You: u like it up butt? You: vile. You: vile Stranger: evil. You: vile Stranger: I like it You: vile You: vile You: vile You: with horses? Stranger: You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? Stranger: if butt, it hurt Stranger: 4chan the opposite You: u like it up butt? You: vile. You: vile Stranger: evil. You: vile Stranger: I like it You: vile You: vile You: vile You: haha Stranger: You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? Stranger: if butt, it hurt Stranger: 4chan the opposite You: u like it up butt? You: vile. You: vile Stranger: evil. You: vile Stranger: I like it You: vile You: vile You: vile You: I'm copy pasting your convo Stranger: You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? Stranger: if butt, it hurt Stranger: 4chan the opposite You: u like it up butt? You: vile. You: vile Stranger: evil. You: vile Stranger: I like it You: vile You: vile You: vile You: to put it online Stranger: You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? Stranger: if butt, it hurt Stranger: 4chan the opposite You: u like it up butt? You: vile. You: vile Stranger: evil. You: vile Stranger: I like it You: vile You: vile You: vile Stranger: You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? You: ? Stranger: if butt, it hurt Stranger: 4chan the opposite You: u like it up butt? You: vile. You: vile Stranger: evil. You: vile Stranger: I like it You: vile You: vile You: vile Stranger: i dont fucking care You: you are going to get asl Stranger: what is Stranger: asl? You: because I got your docs You: and family Stranger: oh please Stranger: liar You: no You: I have access You: to your files now Stranger: liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar Stranger: prove it You: go to the link I gave you You: it has your family picture in it Stranger: liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar Stranger: liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar You: 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 You: I'm racist You: and I feel guilty about it Stranger: liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar liar Stranger: i'm racist too Stranger: i fucking hate swedes You: http://tinyurl.com/24xkna You: your family You: is here You: your family Stranger: liar You: is asl You: ASL You: ASL You: you're black? Stranger: i have no fotos on my cumputer Stranger: i'm orange Stranger: and hate people from sweden You: why? Stranger: with their shit cheap furniture You: because you like asl? Stranger: cos they're shit Stranger: what Stranger: is You: you like asl Stranger: asl? 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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: male 20 You: Hey ASL You: 19 f australia Stranger: awesome!!!! Stranger: HELLOIIIII You: Wanna cyber? Stranger: yeahi do.... what do you have? skype msn? You: Just use this Stranger: im in Stranger: where are you You: Youy start You: We'll start in the bedroom Stranger: wacha wearin?? You: Short blue skirt and a singlet Stranger: singlet? Stranger: i dont know this Stranger: can i take it off easily? You: Yeah You: It's just something you wear underneath to keep you warm Stranger: well you should take it off.... You: I will Stranger: i want you to start playing with your boobs You: Sure Stranger: but just rubbing around not touching your nipples... You: Ok, start getting your cock out Stranger: do u have any sexy pics? You: not atm Stranger: in a fewm aybe? You: Using other computer Stranger: oh oh Stranger: my cock is soft! You: Cmon, you take control Stranger: i would lift your skirt up Stranger: and start licking slowly up and down the inside of your thigh Stranger: getting closer and closer.... You: I tense Stranger: im playing with your boobs too Stranger: rubbing all around your nipples in circles Stranger: are you wet? You: I put my hands down near your theighs You: Yes Stranger: i take some of that wetness and rub it on your nipples Stranger: then blow cool air on them Stranger: try it :) You: Ok' Stranger: how does it feel? You: Mmm, that's good Stranger: I want you to suck my dick You: I get on my knees and put your big long cock in my mouth as far as I can Stranger: suck it hard baby Stranger: mmm feels good Stranger: put my balls in your mouth tonight Stranger: hahah Stranger: i meant now You: Mmm Stranger: look me in the eyes You: I look up Stranger: i want to eat you out Stranger: lie down on your back You: I throw myself onto the bed Stranger: i work slowly and slowly up your thigh You: I crane my neck back and start to moan Stranger: my tounge moving faster and faster Stranger: oh yeah? are you a loud one? You: I love to yell Stranger: how big are your boobs You: D :) Stranger: NO WAY Stranger: now i really want a pic!!! You: Yeah way. Stranger: :) Stranger: haha You: Cmon let's finish and I'll get a pic Stranger: it will help me cum... Stranger: hahaha Stranger: im eating you out Stranger: moving my tounge so fast Stranger: on your clit Stranger: faster and faster Stranger: i start to move my fingers up in You: I crane my neck back again and yell out Stranger: just a little bit at first but more and more Stranger: deeper and deeper You: I start sweating Stranger: looking at you... Stranger: in your eyes Stranger: moving my tounger Stranger: tounge Stranger: faster and faster You: I turn to face a window You: I yell out Stranger: with 2 fingers in your pussy You: ENEMY AC130 ABOVE! Stranger: ? Your conversational partner has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hey there You: Hey You: Quick question You: If you dropped a pen on the moon what would happen? Stranger: mhmm, ? Stranger: hmm, interesting question, uhm, well it might not have enough weight to fall, so it might just like stay there, because the moon already have little gravitational pull,, so a pen would need more weight to actually go to the moons surface, so i'd say it would just kinda sit there in the space Stranger: What do you think would happen..? You: I personally think You: that You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| Stranger: thats lovely Your conversational partner has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi asl You: Hey You: 19 f Australia Stranger: 21 m usa here Stranger: perferably vid or pic You: Ok Stranger: r u horny and would u like tohave cyber sex? You: Yeah sure You: I'll give you a pic afterwards, I am on my ipod Stranger: do u have skype You: Nah You: On my iPod Stranger: ohhh You: So do you want to cyber Stranger: sure Stranger: what do u look like? You: Blond, D, wearing blue knee height skirt and a singlet Stranger: mhmmm You: You Stranger: blonde shaved, blue eyes, athetic build moslty muscular with a little fat You: Im skinny You: You start You: in bedroom Stranger: mhmmmm Stranger: first is there anone around u? You: Nah Stranger: ok lol Stranger: mhmm Stranger: im kissing u You: Ok Stranger: rubing ur arm Stranger: slowly making way to ur breas You: I move your other hand towards my arse Stranger: breast Stranger: i start to caress ur breast and ass You: I pull you onto the bed Stranger: i fall with u ontop of me You: I sit up and take off my singlet and shove my breasts in your face. Stranger: mhmm Stranger: i grab them with my hands Stranger: and start massageing them You: I undo your pant buckle Stranger: i undot the button on ur skirt You: I slide out of it and throw my knickers away Stranger: i pull down my pants Stranger: and take off my boxers Stranger: i pull u back to the bed You: I fall down and you climb ontop Stranger: i kiss u Stranger: caress on breast Stranger: and with the other hand start making my way to ur pussy You: I tense up and grab your back Stranger: i start to play withur pussy You: I moan a little Stranger: i prode it with my finger You: I pull you all the way onto me You: and arch my back up Stranger: i stick my finger all the way in You: I gasp and crane my neck back, looking out of the window You: I start to yell You: ENEMY AC130 ABOVE! Stranger: WTF this ain't COD, I'm about to cum and your talkin bout COD! You: You are? You: TACTICLE NUKE INCOMING! You: 5! You: 4! You: 3! You: 2! You: 1! Stranger: Fuck you. Your conversational partner has disconnected
Stranger: hey You: oh god you're not a rapist are you? Stranger: nope You: WELL I AM BITCH! You: ___________________░▒▓▓▓▓▒░_______________________ _________________________________ ________________░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░____________________ _________________________ ______________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓___________________ _________________________ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_________________ _____________░▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_________ ____________▒▓▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒ ░____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒_______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ____________▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░▒▓▒_____ ____________▒▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░▓▒_____ _____________▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓░░░░░▒▓______ ______________▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░▒▓░______ ______________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓________ _____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒_________ ____________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_________ ____________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░________ ___________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▒________ ___________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓________ __________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░▒▒▒░▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ _________▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░_______ ________▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░ ░░░░▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_______ _______▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒░░ ░░░░░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_______ _____░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒░░░░░░░░░▒▓▓▒░░░░ ░░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░______ ____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒ ░ ░░▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓______ ___▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓_____ ___░░░▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓░░░░░░░░▒ ▒▓ ▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓____ ______▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▓▓░░░░░░░▒▒▓▓ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓________ _____░▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▓▓▒░░░░▒▒▒▓ I'LL BE GENTLE ON YOU!!!____ ______░▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▓▓▓▓▓▓░_______ ______▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░_____ ____░▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒ ▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓____ ___░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓░__ ___▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒_ __▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓░ _░▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓__▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓ _▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▓_____▒▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: sup You: sup nigga Stranger: not much, just got off work Stranger: u? You: Not much, just smokin that chronic. Stranger: sounds cool, I had a cigarette before You: what's your favorite color? Stranger: yellows and reds... I guess that explains my job You: Hmm... Stranger: you? You: WHITE!! You: HEIL HITLER ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ IMMORTAL LEADER OF OUR RACE Stranger: not bad... not bad.. Stranger: asl? You: 118/m/austria Stranger: are you Hitler? You: Ja. Stranger: that's fucking BALLIN' You: Sho is, nigaa. You: *nigga Stranger: a house full of black people just burned down at work, so I guess it makes it all worth while that you're still around to see it Stranger: I'm a fucking firefighter, just in case you didn't get that You: Ja. Stranger: so, you're welcome Stranger: dude, I was talking with a girl on here who totally wanted me to bone her Stranger: but work was so tiring, I was like, how about a fuckin footrub, bitch? You: Yeah, I shave my moustache, and I get all the pussy. Stranger: bitches be crazy, you know You: Cheah Stranger: they don't dig the fuckin charlie chaplin moustache? You: Naw nigga. I don't know why. Stranger: ahh maybe I should shave mine too, then Stranger: good to know You: Not the only thing I shave, either, if you catch my drift. Stranger: hello? You: hey Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi Stranger: hi asl? You: 14/f/cali Stranger: horny? You: ya lol Stranger: good babe Stranger: so how are you? You: good You: u? Stranger: good Stranger: ur nice Stranger: i want u in bed Stranger: and we wil go aw aw You: wanna cyber? Stranger: oh yea babey xxxxxx Stranger: give it more You: give wat lol? Stranger: talk dirty Stranger: ;) You: oh im soo lonly here by miself You: i wan a big man to fuk me dirty You: liek a hor Stranger: aw babey me? Oh babey i want u so much You: im such a dirty girl You: ;) Stranger: thats fuckin good chic You: thx im new at dis Stranger: im wankin Stranger: aw rite lol You: so u com into my rom an im on da bed in a pink nitie an helo kitty panties Stranger: oh babey ill strip you :/ and fuck you hard ;) You: o wat r u doin in my room? i shot as u walk nere Stranger: babey Stranger: min dicks bouncin wil u rub it You: ok You: r u naked or wat? Stranger: yea i am u You: irl? ya. You: r u naked in dis cyber You: ? Stranger: irl? what does that mean? Stranger: oh good and yea You: in real life lol Stranger: yea i am You: i rech wit my hand and rub da hed of ur cok Stranger: aw yea thats nice ur so horny i want ur babies You: i mov my hand 2 da shaft an rub da hed wit my thum Stranger: aw yea thats nice aw aw aw i want do figure u and fuck u in bed and fuckin rub my hand all around ur pussy and fuckin suck on ur tits ;) You: ooo plz do dat. id lov it. Stranger: of course babey You: mi niples start getin hard as i rub ur cok You: dey pok throo my nitie Stranger: im a girl Stranger: :p You: Well, actually, I'm a guy. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi Stranger: 20 male horny.. wanna cyberfuck? You: sure You: 17 f Stranger: wts ur name darling? You: Kelli :) Stranger: k Stranger: i'm pawan Stranger: nice to meet u, n wud love 2 fuck u :) You: alright, let's do this :) Stranger: hey 1 sec Stranger: u hav a pic of urs i can jack off 2? You: yeah, gimme a minute Stranger: ok You: let me go take a pic, ill brb Stranger: no probs You: im going to have my friend take a pic of me after i brb in the bathroom, give me 3 minutes Stranger: ok You: alright, uploading Stranger: ok You: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=140lrk&s=4 You: you like? Stranger: nice Stranger: u r hottt You: ty :) Stranger: 1 sec Stranger: http://yfrog.com/naiknjj Stranger: thts me Stranger: but nt even close 2 as cute as u You: :) You: so, let's start? You: you go first Stranger: ok Stranger: u saw my pic rite> Stranger: ? You: ya Stranger: ok Stranger: can u picture me naked? You: um sure Stranger: nice Stranger: imagine i walked in2 ur room rite nw Stranger: what would u do? You: um, it'd creep my out because you came out of nowhere and i'd likely stab you with my pocket knife... Stranger: wtf?? You: you told me to imagine you walking in my room RIGHT now Stranger: wel u dont have 2 imagine tht m a burglar or smthng Stranger: u ther? You: ya im here You: keep going You: im getting wet Stranger: hmm Stranger: so u wont hit me rite? You: nah :) Stranger: so what is it tht u wud really do? You: i'd stare Stranger: hmm Stranger: *i grab u n kiss u* You: "OMG RAPE" i grab my knife and stab you Stranger: lol Stranger: u wanna do this or wt? You: lol, jk, let's continue You: i kiss back, hesitantly at first Stranger: i like tht Stranger: gently caress ur ass You: mm Stranger: n slide my hand under ur t-shirt You: oh, horny aren't you? :) Stranger: yea Stranger: aren't u 2 now? You: quite :) Stranger: so strip for me girl You: i step back from you and push my chair aside and begin slipping out of my clothes slowly and kinkily Stranger: => ==> ===> ====> =====> ======> You: im finally in just my panties, with no other clothes on You: i push my tits together, teasing you Stranger: wow Stranger: mmmmm Stranger: i take off my clothes Stranger: i hold u close once again Stranger: tongue deep inside ur mouth You: mm Stranger: i slowly slide ur panties down You: put it in me, i say helping you pull my panties down Stranger: not so fast babe Stranger: u r drooling at my hard cock You: no, you cant say what im doing >:| You: i say what im doing Stranger: ok Stranger: but isnt the sight of my rock hard cock temtping? You: almost You: stick it in, we'll see how big it REALLY is You: :) Stranger: ok Stranger: i want u 2 suck it first Stranger: make it wet You: alright Stranger: so that it will go deeeeeep You: i suck your stubby dick, lubing it up Stranger: mmmmmmm Stranger: ahhhhh Stranger: kellie Stranger: thts great You: its kelli, not kellie... -.- You: i can't believe you forgot my name Stranger: sorry typin error Stranger: kelli :) You: :) Stranger: keep suckin You: okay Stranger: mmmm Stranger: caress my balls also You: i begin stroking your almond sized testies, while still sucking your stubby dick Stranger: mmmm Stranger: nicee You: mm, ready to stick your cock in? Stranger: yeahh Stranger: lay down on the bed Stranger: n open wide You: i step over to the bed and spread my legs so you can get your fat body between my legs and stick your stubby cock in my tight hole, that likely wont be untightened from this session Stranger: mmm Stranger: some sights in the world are really great You: lets get this started :) Stranger: i start lickin Stranger: *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* You: mmm, i love that NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. You: keep going, keep going You: mm Stranger: *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* Stranger: *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* You: oh yeaaah NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 1 minute will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. Stranger: wtf is this? You: what is what...? You: is there something my vagina? Stranger: tht notice to participation thingy u jus pasted You: ? You: I didn't paste anything... You: what are you talking about? You: i dont see anything You: Are you there? Stranger: ok Stranger: so i *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* *lick* Stranger: think u r ready now You: mhm Stranger: get down on all fours You: I roll over and push myself up onto my hands and knees, lowering the front of my body slightly so my ass arches perfectly Stranger: mmmmm Stranger: i grab ur ass You: mmm Stranger: enjoyin another lovely sight You: I like that, keep going NOTE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: No reference code has been quoted. Your IP address has been logged into our criminal database and units are on their way for prosecution. You: mm You: im really wet now :) Stranger: i gently push my cock in Stranger: n out Stranger: *in* Stranger: *out* Stranger: daster n deeper everytime Stranger: *faster You: mmm Stranger: *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* Stranger: *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* *in* *out* You: ... spamming in and out isnt really a turn on... -.- You: but whatever, keep going Stranger: i keep thrusting Stranger: my balls are spanking against ur smooth ass You: wait, if im on my hands and knees your balls wouldn't be spanking my ass... NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: Failure to disconnect from the conversation will result in your internet connection being disabled immediately. You have been warned. You: Would they? You: :\ You: you there? Stranger: wel i'm takin u doggy style girl You: even if you're taking my doggy sstyle, you wouldnt be spanking my ass with your cock You: im on my hands and knees, and you're going me from behind You: which means your balls would be BELOW my ass Stranger: ok You: keep going You: so i can cum Stranger: i keep goin Stranger: harder n harder Stranger: the bed is shakin hard You: mm im fingering myself so hard while reading this :) NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: Failure to disconnect from the conversation will result in your internet connection being disabled immediately. You have 2 minutes. Units will arrive in 10 minutes. Stranger: m jerkin off lookin at ur pic You: im fingering while looking at my pic :) You: well, technically im jerking off, and technically its not me, its my older sister You: but still Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: Steve?!!!1!? You: Fucking Magnets, how do they work? Stranger: magic You: What type? Stranger: magic magic You: From where? Stranger: from god You: Which God? You: Christian? Stranger: GOD You: Catholic? You: Mexican? Stranger: there is only one god, whoever/whatever ppl call him.it/them You: And he makes magic magic magnets Stranger: by definition Stranger: yeah You: How? Stranger: he just does You: No, I mean Stranger: he is the source of all finite explanation You: Does he wave his hands around or snap his fingers Stranger: he cums on them You: or...? You: Ok\ You: How You: What if people think the God is female. Stranger: with his god orrifice You: Or black? Stranger: cum cums out of god You: Yes but what if people think he is female or black? You: It would take him ages if he was female Stranger: black ppl hav dicks You: and if he was Black it wouldn't be enough for a magnet. Stranger: :O You: Oh come on everybody knows black people are faggots Stranger: ok Stranger: racism alloud You: Not racist, fact. Stranger: trufax? You: Hitler had the right idea. You: HEIL HITLER ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ IMMORTAL LEADER OF OUR RACE Stranger: I'm black... You: Oh wow man, I'm sorry. Stranger: No problem You: No, I meant I'm sorry because you'll never be able to satisfy a woman. Stranger: Fuck you You: What, with that miniature 2 inch thing? Stranger: I have 6" faggot You: I want pictures with timestamps, videos with the name "Tooty Frooty" on your chest and a magazine article. I also want the testimonies of at least 5 different women, that is, if you have ever even HAD sex. Stranger: More than you You: Your mother doesn't count. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hiiiiiiii You: Hey Stranger: asl? You: 14, female, Oklahoma Stranger: do u hve an elder sister You: Why do you want to know? Stranger: im 22 male You: Ooo You: Well, my older sister is into younger guys You: But uh... You: Heh, I'm totally interested ;) You: I'm a total slut You: Do you want to see me naked? Stranger: you are 14 right You: Mmhmm Stranger: i guess you are just too young You: Aww, but I can be fun You: I've been with guys your age Stranger: did u grow your boobs already? You: Mmhmm You: My sister is totally jealous You: she didn't develop til like, 16 Stranger: really? You: Mmhmm You: She calls me a whore sometimes, but I know she's just crazy jealous of me Stranger: you are smarter than her? You: Heh, well You: When I started developing You: And she started getting jealous You: She stopped caring about school and more about finding as many guys as possible to show me up You: So then she couldn't go to college You: Hell if I know if she's smarter than me You: I don't care about what she does You: Except when she brings losers home, and introduces them to me You: That's always hilarious Stranger: you are better than her,thats what you are saying You: Nah You: I'm just saying she is always wanting to upstage me You: And I find it funny You: I couldn't care less if I was better than her Stranger: so,u say you are good enough on your own to seduce any winner type of guy You: Well... Guys I assume are winners You: I leave it up to them to prove me right Stranger: so,u already make guys cum? You: Yeah, although sometimes too early You: Which I guess removes them from my winners list Stranger: did u make any guy cum,more than 22? You: I think the oldest was maybe 24 You: He was a winner, I guess... You: Saw him a few more times, then he just kind of vanished off the face of the Earth You: Never answered his phone, house went empty You: Sigh... Stranger: so,you look at me in the same way? You: As a winner? Stranger: as an guy older and better? You: Maybe You: It is usually the younger guys that dissapoint me Stranger: younger guys of 16-17? You: 14-17, yes You: I was only ever with one guy the same age as me You: My school is on some kind of a celibacy high or something Stranger: your sister introduces you to the guys of that age,i guess? You: Well she did for awhile, but then she stopped You: So I had to start finding them on my own Stranger: but its better to find on your own You: Though my dad helps a little, though I don't think he knows it Stranger: your dad helps u in finding guys? You: Kind of... You: He goes to bars a lot You: And when he drinks he gets real talkactive You: I'm not old enough to drive, but I'm a good driver You: He lets me drive him home from the bars You: I live in a small town so no one really cares Stranger: okay You: He usually brings a guy or two he just met in the bar out to introduce to me You: Not sure WHY he does it, but whatever You: Usually he leaves when they feel like leaving and then I just meet them outside the door Stranger: how u think of those guys? You: Eh, okay for a quick thing You: Satisfying but You: They usually vanish after a night Stranger: ofcourse You: Well, rather You: I just choose not to stay in contact with them Stranger: okay Stranger: you want me to come with you? You: I don't know yet... You: This has been different You: Usually I don't really talk about myself with the guys You: Hmm... You: Would you like to just exchange pictures for now? You: See where it goes from there? Stranger: it will go nowhere,because we are too far You: I know, but still You: I don't always need to be in the same room as someone to be satisfied You: If you know what I mean Stranger: no Stranger: i dont know Stranger: u will hve 2 explain You: Well, I know it sounds lame but You: I'm kind of into cybering Stranger: something sex on cyber? You: Mmhmm Stranger: ???? You: Well You: Like, sex over the internet You: Like, over webcam You: Or even just through pictures Stranger: so u want my naked pic? You: Well, can I show you mine first? Stranger: okay You: Hang on I'll get it Stranger: okay You: Okay, ready? Stranger: yup You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to CPS(Child Protection Services) and local law enforcement agencies. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Omegle are lying. Stranger: ey Stranger: hey Stranger: :) You: sup Stranger: asl? You: HEIL HITLER ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░███████████████████░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░█████████████████████████████████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░███████████████████░░░░░░░░░█████░░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ IMMORTAL LEADER OF OUR RACE Stranger: holy fuck You: back from the dead Stranger: i was just a 15 year old horny girl Stranger: looking for a fuck Stranger: holy shit. You: heil hitler You: auf der hitler atrocen Stranger: what the fuck Stranger: get the fuck out of here Stranger: you racist fuck. You: troll You: imma troll Stranger: your just mad You: your a nigga You: & a furfag Stranger: umadbruh? Stranger: no im not. Stranger: sorry You: chink Stranger: im as white as sour cream Stranger: nah You: im black as the sky Stranger: your blue? Stranger: wtf? You: no night sky dumbfuck Stranger: wait Stranger: your black? You: yea Stranger: so Stranger: why exactly Stranger: are you hailing hitler? You: im not a jew im black Stranger: hitler doesnt like blacks Stranger: dumbshit Stranger: what a dumbfuck! Stranger: lmfao! You: YOU'VE BEEN TROLLED Stranger: gtfo Stranger: kid.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: Hey You: a/s/l Stranger: 19 male germany You: 18 f Stranger: horny? You: VERY Stranger: cyber? You: What about pics? Stranger: hmm... You: I have one of me Stranger: kay You: [[http://tinyurl.com/24xkna]] You: Here you go. ;) Stranger: xD Stranger: asshole xD You: Troll'd. You: Now go do something with your life! You have disconnected.
You: hi Stranger: Hi there. I'm a 20 year old guy looking for an older woman (in their 30s - 40s) to have a little role play fun with. Are you interested? ;) You: yup Stranger: Great. Stranger: And how old are you? ;) You: well im 29 You: but i am turning 30 in november Stranger: Nice. Stranger: Want to hear what I had in mind? You: sure Stranger: Just act naturally, as if this were real life. A little resistant, even. ;) You: ok Stranger: You get the idea? You: Yup You: Let's start Stranger: Okay. You: OMG NIGGERS EVERYWHERE You: HOLY SHIT You: HELP US You: HITLER You: SAVE US Stranger: ... =/ You: SHIT You: HOLY CRAP You: THEIRS JEWS You: TOO MANY JEWS You: NOOOO You: NOOOOO You: nooo.............
Stranger: hey You: Hi. Stranger: im 16/f/uk Stranger: u You: 17, male, UK. Stranger: u horny ? You: Maybe. Stranger: i am ! You: Do you like anal sex? Stranger: yess! You: And costumes? Stranger: aw defos ! You: So if I could arrange for some of my friends to dress up as priests and rape you in the ass, that would be cool? Stranger: ahaa suppose it would be:L You: And we would tie you up with thick heavy rope, blindfold and gag you, take you to an abandoned warehouse and lay you down on a piss stained mattress. You: Then in turn, we would brutally sodomise you, punching you in the face as we all took it in turns to cover you with our spunk. You: You like? Stranger: not a pissy mattress:L You: I'm only joking. Stranger: haha:L:L:L You: ... You: I'm really 52. You: Do you still wanna do it? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: I give my body to you :) You: sweet new slave to add to my collection Stranger: mhm You: okay have fun doin yard work Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: how are you You: fine Stranger: where are you from You: uk Stranger: what is your name You: i don't want to tell anyone that Stranger: ok lie You: but if i lied then i might as well as not tell you at all because either way, you wouldn't know what my real name was anyway. Stranger: well what shuold i call you You: call me sir awesome Stranger: ok sir not so awsome You: what is it bitch? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi Stranger: hey You: asl? Stranger: 23 m You: 13 / f Stranger: don't kid me :P You: im not Stranger: well you are a kid :P You: i am You: u still there? Stranger: yes I am here Stranger: what's up? You: im just bored theres nothng 2 do around here :-( Stranger: watch porn You: have you got any porn for me? Stranger: yeah I have videos and pictures You: send me sum Stranger: how? Stranger: where? You: my bro uploads it to tinypic and then he sends people the link Stranger: hahahahha Stranger: it will take me forever to upload on tinypic :P Stranger: and what about the videos Stranger: ? Stranger: why don't you just download from the internet You: upload them to megaupload and send me them You: or mediafire Stranger: oh there are already so many on them You: i dont know how download videos from websites You: only from things lik mediafire Stranger: use google Stranger: search the links on mediafire Stranger: and stuff You: i tried that lots of times You: i cant find any way to download the vidz Stranger: well i can't help then :P Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: ask a furry anything. You: when will stop assraping animals like the furfag you are bitch? You: fuck furfags Stranger: thats harsh man, we arnt all perves You: furries = animal rapists Stranger: ive never fucked a dog. You: it's not always dogs, furries fuck other animals as well Stranger: ok, ive never fucked an animal. happy? You: how do i call i tell if you're bullshitting me or not? Stranger: you cant, its the internet. and i cant provide pics, so..... You: well all furries are beastial cunts You: www.antifurrycoalition.org Stranger: its just that "all" part im having problems with. ive never fucked an animal and have no desire to You: liar You: furries = animal fuckers Stranger: you are a shineing exaple of an ignorant hick. learn not to overgeneralise. the world isnt black and white. You: /_____\_____________\____________/____\ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| Stranger: how droll You: u mad furfaggot? Stranger: and yoy say im the degenerat You: i never called a degenerate i called you an animal rapist You: because its the truth You: all furries are animal rapists Stranger: pic or i never raped and animal You: well why would i take a pic of you raping animal? 1) i dont know where u live or where u are 2) taking photos of people having sex with animals is just sick You: and being the one raping them is three times as bad You: if not worse Stranger: i agree. animal rape is bad. thats why i havent done it You: dont try and bullshit me furfag You: i am a supporter of the Anti Furry Coalition You: www.antifurrycoalition.org Stranger: biggots are so quaint, with there little groups and clever sayings. all the wile they themselves are more corrupt of mind and spirit than the majority of the people they persicute. You: i love how you cry fursecution whenever an anti-furry mentions the truth about furfaggotry You: AFC 4 life niggaz Stranger: it is the truth about some furrys, not all You: it is the truth about ALL furries Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi Stranger: male 19 You: female 13 Stranger: gimme a space between your thighs and i'll eat them up You: do u mean sex or something Stranger: hmm, You: adults are... fun... Stranger: am i fun? You: if you keep talking like that to me then you are Stranger: oh baby, but you are small, and i might be cruel sometimes,,, Stranger: you know,, You: thats ok Stranger: That is? Stranger: I mean, would you be able to, take the pressure? Stranger: to bear it? You: hell yea Stranger: what do you look like? You: i'm a blonde Stranger: oh i like fucking blondes. Stranger: and? Stranger: you're fair? You: yeah You: i hit puberty early too You: i plan on becoming a stripper when i'm older Stranger: what's your height Stranger: ? You: 5 ft 7 You: i think Stranger: oh babe, you are very tall!!! Stranger: well, I'm 5'8, black hair, black eyes, glasses. You: my mom says i am very tall for my age and all the boys in my school think im hot Stranger: wanna see my pic? You: sure Stranger: hold on Stranger: hold on, alrite? You: ok Stranger: Yep, it's being uploaded Stranger: hey, but they are clean pics, alrite? You: yeah Stranger: so, what are you wearing? You: red dress Stranger: http://i.imgur.com/l9JhA.jpg Stranger: http://i.imgur.com/KJnJr.jpg Stranger: what kinda red dress? You: i dont know i'll find out what kind of dress it is now tho You: its a sheath dress Stranger: hehe, hold on,i'll have to google it You: ok Stranger: wow, loved it!! You: thanks Stranger: is it tight? You: yeah Stranger: oh,,,, Stranger: and i come closer to you,,,,,and i roll a finger on your neck and on your chest.... Stranger: you wan't me to open it? You: yeah! You: im getting horny You: this is making me horny Stranger: and i rub my fingers on your dress, on your belly, and draw my face closer to you and say,,"it sure will..." Stranger: you are wearing a bra? You: yeah Stranger: there? You: yeah, you wanna squeeze my boobs? Stranger: u are? Stranger: wearing a bra? You: yea Stranger: yes,,,,,i wanna squeeze them,,, Stranger: and i place my hands on your boobs... You: then get right on in there! Stranger: I can feel them thro the dress..... Stranger: those two nice bumps... You: ooh that's HOT Stranger: and i cup my hands on your boobs thro the dress, ,,,and i make the cup smaller... Stranger: and smaller.. Stranger: and grab those boobs... You: i like this! a lot! Stranger: and i start squeezing them.. You: oh yea! Stranger: i squeeze them, and lick your neck.....all the way up to your ear, and whisper..."you like this squeezing??" You: yeah i do Stranger: "good" You: it is isnt it You: squeeze them more!!! Stranger: what is? You: squeezing my tits is good Stranger: "yea baby,,,,,it is good" You: more! MORE!!!!! Stranger: and i squeeze them again,,, You: hell YEAH!!!!! Stranger: and i keep squeezing them. You: YEAH!!! You: The Federal Вureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violation of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to child protective services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database. Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK Stranger: YOU BASTARD Stranger: SON OF A BITCH You: If you believe this to be a mistake sir then using profanity won't get you anywhere. Stranger: YOU BET YOUR TINY DICK IT'LL GET ME SOMEWHERE BITCH You: Agents are being dispatched to your home as we speak. If you try to go anywhere we will have no choice but to use force. Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER Stranger: FUCK YOU BITCH Stranger: NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE You: The more you use profanity and offensive language the more severe your punishment will be. Stranger: SUCK MY DICK BITCH You: dude You: I'm not really FBI and I'm not a 13 year old girl You: You've been pedo baited. You: I have officially exposed your ass as a pedo online Stranger: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TINY DICK NIGGER You: This is going on encyclopediadramatica.ch Stranger: YOU SON OF A BITCH You: oh the lulz!! Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE You: U mad? Stranger: YOU BET YOUR FAT FLABBY ASS IM MAD!!! Stranger: IM NOT A PEDO You: Then why did you talk dirty to me when you thought I was a young girl? Stranger: IT WAS A JOKE YOU NIGGER Stranger: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY Stranger: I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE Stranger: DIE BITCH DIE You: Obvious bullshit is obvious You: Pedo Stranger: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IM NOT A PEDO You: You clearly are though You: And Ill download the chat log after this is over Stranger: YOURE NOT DOWNLOADING SHIT BITCH Stranger: GO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK Stranger: OH WAIT YOU CANT BECAUSE ITS SO SMALL!!!!! You: You may say i have a small dick but you probably have fucken mangina Stranger: YOUR JELOUS BECAUSE MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR STUB You: Rage moar Stranger: FUCK YOU BITCH Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Question to discuss: what do you do when you have sex? You: i cum Stranger: you but your penis in her vagina. Stranger: man im 13 and i know this shit. You: fuck off Stranger: bitchboy. You: ur 13 get out Stranger: no. You: ur too young for this site Stranger: dont tell me what to do. You: u havent hit puberty yet Stranger: yes i have. I'm 6 foot. You: dont tell you what to do? why what the fuck u gonna do bout it bitch? Stranger: probably taller than you. You: I'm 7 foot slender Stranger: yeah sure. You: yeah i'm ur worst nightmare You: i kidnap children Stranger: i dont have nightmares. Stranger: ooo, thats a crime. You: ur 13 and youve never heard of slenderman? Stranger: you can go to jail. You: WOW FUCK U Stranger: id fuck me too. You: hey I'm a 13 yr old and i know lots of sex You: lots and lots of sex You: cuz i'm 13 You: woohoooo Stranger: cool. You: and i'm 6 foot like a mangina You: 13 yr old 6 foot You: yeah go back to chernobyl fag Stranger: you must not have any friends. You: i dont need people with 6 feet You: i have friends You: like ur momma Stranger: yeah, i can probably kick you're ass so shut the fuck up, pussy . You: oh really You: give me a time and place pussy Stranger: yep. You: i'll be at ur house You: and i'll fucking pwn u Stranger: yeah me and my military brothers. You: 13 yr old messin with a 19 yr old? Stranger: deff. You: come on You: i can fuck u up You: PFFFT You: military bros You: i bet they all died in the iraqi war You: cuz they shit Stranger: Yeah, they almost did. You: BAHAHAHAHAHA You: sucks to be them Stranger: Do you have somthing against that. You: yeah You: that u americans You: dont know when to stop warring Stranger: risking their lives for people like you. You: u cant even beat iraq in 20 years Stranger: faggots. You: and u still warring? You: risking their lives? You: never asked for a war You: u american fags started shit yourselves You: u can end that shit without our help You: fucking 9/11 was godlike Stranger: YO FUCK YOU. You: You mad brah? Stranger: I swear to fucking god. Stranger: you need to fucking die. Stranger: fuck you. You: no you need to die Stranger: fuck everything about you. You: fucking american shithole Stranger: fuck you. Stranger: your fucking fucked up county You: i can pwn ur bros You: military bros and snap them in half Stranger: fuck your family and friends. You: cuz they white americans You: i'm glad they nearly died You: they shouldve died anyway Stranger: I'm black you fucker. You: BLACK You: BAHAHAHAHAHA You: NIGGER Stranger: I like to see you go fight for your county. You: nigger nigger nigger You: who said i wanted to fight? You: not me you did Stranger: your probably to pussy. You: nah i aint You: i'm a weightlifter You: i lift 30kg on each hand Stranger: oh, i'll fucking take a gun and shoot your fucking brains out pussy. You: BABHAHAHA You: UR PUNY GUN Stranger: whats your weightlifting going to do about that? You: is like a peashooter You: You heard me You: A peashooter Stranger: yeah. Stranger: sure. You: U cant even use ur own hands You: to beat me You: Cuz u gotta rely on a gun Stranger: tell me that when your on the floor crying. You: Bahaha You: gonna find me now bitch? Stranger: Any one in american can beat your pussy ass. You: nah You: they all fat and weak Stranger: nah You: fucking society made them that Stranger: they all fat and weak. Stranger: fuck you. You: ur fat arent u You: u a fat nigger You: that goes to gang ghetto fights Stranger: six pack. You: and get fucked up You: thats you Stranger: actually. You: u live in da ghetto like a bitch pussy You: with ur nigger bros You: and hoes Stranger: so fuck you americans are the best people in the world. You: OHHHH You: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: its true. You: Getting so ego now are we? Stranger: i dont know why your ohing. Stranger: ego? Stranger: your so gay. You: Yeah so if you're the best, why havent you defeated iraq yet? You: Why are 80% of america's pop douchebags? Stranger: Like to see whatever pussy country you live in try to beat any body. You: because its u niggers You: u wanna fight me brah You: ? Stranger: you are the most racist fucker ever. You: nigger You: everyone hates niggers Stranger: I would beat the living shit out of you. You: ask any white guy there is You: nigger Stranger: thats not true at all. You: Getting mad at the keyboard now are we? You: KEYBOARD WARRIOR Stranger: racist fuckers do. Stranger: like you. You: i aint racist You: i only said nigger Stranger: yeah. You: thats not racist You: i hear blacks saying nigger all the time You: with their homies You: say u got a glock? Stranger: where the fuck you from? You: I got an mp5 You: uk Stranger: fucking uk. You: no bitch Stranger: all have fucked up teeth. You: i'm from soviet russia u noob Stranger: oh rly? You: we russians can kick the shit out of u Stranger: sure sure You: if only you didnt stop us at cuba You: we had missiles ranging from atomic to nuclear You: and we couldve shat ur pants Stranger: yeah keep on coming. You: what u got ur glock son? You: i got an ak47 You: bitch Stranger: yeah. Stranger: cool. You: anyway russias better than u pussy ass niggers Stranger: kill me. You: where u live? Stranger: i dont give a fuck. Stranger: usa new york. You: okay Stranger: come at me. You: what street? Stranger: yeah. your probably gon come and rape. Stranger: no thanks. You: so how can i find u? You: u pussy You: wont even tell me an address Stranger: your so great. You: seems ur scared pussy Stranger: find out Stranger: bitch. You: u scared homie You: whats ur name? Stranger: ryan. You: My name's Vlad Stranger: ooo. Stranger: vlad. You: Ryan what? Stranger: jones. You: Okay ryan jones Stranger: ok. You: i'll look at the army database by using hackzorz You: find out where u live in new york You: and i'll go to ur house Stranger: alright. You: and murder the living fuck outta u You: u can complain to ur fat mommy as well You: but she aint gonna stop me You: cuz i'll shoot her You: 13 yr old military fucker You: u in the army is a big joke Stranger: and get sentenced for death. Stranger: bitch. You: who cares You: i'll kill myself anyway You: after i killed u You: so they wont get nothing from me You: aint that right nigger You: and whos gonna put me in jail after i killed a nigger huh? You: no one. You: a worthless nigger who didnt do shit in fucking wars Stranger: okay, fantastic. You: u crying now? Stranger: okay. You: want me to stop? Stranger: no. Stranger: im fine. Stranger: im good. You: good Stranger: no keep on going You: get ready cuz i'ma bomb yo city and fuck u up Stranger: yep. Stranger: your probably living in your moms basement playing xbox You: give me a week, i'll get a ticket to new york, find u Stranger: you wont do shit. You: and kill you Stranger: so shhh. You: no u shhh You: i'm fucking soviet Stranger: no omegle guy is going to come and kill me. Stranger: ok. You: unlike niggers like you You: nigger with glocks You: from the ghetto You: HOMEBOY Stranger: cool. Stranger: im not from the ghetto. You: why so calm now? Stranger: racist fucker. You: u were so mad at the start Stranger: I'm having a happy life. You: really You: ur bros nearly got killed Stranger: fucking making fun of my country. You: and u havent even won against iraq yet Stranger: yeah I'm going to be mad. You: in soviet russia, we all fuck you You: HAHAHAHA Stranger: yep. You: GET MAD MOAR Stranger: keep in coming. Stranger: moar? You: so i heard about that time i fucked ur momma Stranger: what are you a faggot. You: man she was hot Stranger: yeah. Stranger: my mom is dead. Stranger: so fuck you. You: i fucked ur mom's vag and she was like do it baby You: yeah this was ages ago You: so anyway You: she was like do do it more Stranger: yeah. You: and thats how u were born Stranger: you def fucked her. You: a genetic failure to the human race Stranger: oh hey daddy. You: failure because ur black Stranger: mhmm. You: be funny if u were albino Stranger: oh. You: you know what man? Stranger: albino good one. Stranger: what? You: this is going on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Stranger: oh really? You: yea Stranger: fabulous. You: you will get pwned You: by much lulz Stranger: oh great. Stranger: I been waiting. You: for? Stranger: me to get pwned of course. You: yeah cuz u black nigger You: u americunt Stranger: def. Stranger: oohhhhh. Stranger: good one! You: all u americans are white/black trashes Stranger: yep. You: who cant handle a gun in the war and get themselves killed Stranger: i guess we are. You: fucking obama' Stranger: yep. You: the terrorist motherfucker Stranger: thats why we never lost a war. Stranger: oh yeah. Stranger: obama a terrorist. You: uh yeah u did You: well u did Stranger: should have saw it coming. You: but not all of america Stranger: yeah you dont know shit. You: the niggers lost the war against the whites in a civil war Stranger: about me. Stranger: america. Stranger: or anything. You: i know everything You: i know the universe Stranger: SO FUCKING GO GET A FUCKING LIFE. AND STOP THREATING LITTLE KIDS AND AMERICA. OKAY? YOU FUCKING PUSSY CUNT. You: Do you know Barack Husein Obama? Stranger: cant wait to see you. You: Why should I? Stranger: okay peace out buddy. You: u being a tough guy on the internet You: fuck off man Stranger: come quick You: u got trolled Stranger: Im waiting. You: yeah You: yeah whatever Stranger: yeah defiantly did. Stranger: im hurt. You: definitely* Stranger: im hurt. You: not defiantly You: BAHAHAHA You: cry moar bitchass Stranger: oh the fucking dictionary hear? You: yo nigger digger Stranger: yeah. Stranger: I'm gonna go on with my life. You: you from the sandnigger fligger You: kthxbaii You: get the fuck out u nigger Stranger: have fun with threating kids weirdo. You: no one wants u here Stranger: FUCK YOU. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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