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'''Bonita Tindle''' is the latest soldier for | '''Bonita Tindle''' is the latest soldier for an increasingly warped vision of IRL justice, whose methods of preventing cultural appropriation alarmed the Internet at large last week. Cory Goldstien{{jew}}, a white-ish student at [[San Francisco|SFSU]] (of course), was stalked down two flights of stairs, then assaulted by Tindle as he blatantly flaunted his appropriation of "her" culture having twisted the smelly clumps of his unwashed hair into dreadlocks. This triggered Bonita, and her natural reaction to Goldstein's culturetheft was to re-appropriate his hair, demanding a pair of scissors and pulling Goldstein down a flight of concrete stairs. | ||
==Video== | ==Video== | ||
Because a deranged black person stalking a greasy white trust fund hipster down a lonely stairway isn't suspicious at all, a passing student of Lulz Theory 201 took notice this and began to record. The high yellow reptoid-hipster stood as backup while Ms Tindle attempted in vain to grab the greasy hipster, whose shitty hygiene | Because a deranged black person stalking a greasy white trust fund hipster down a lonely stairway isn't suspicious at all, a passing student of Lulz Theory 201 took notice of this and began to record. The high yellow reptoid-hipster stood as backup while Ms Tindle attempted in vain to grab the greasy hipster, whose shitty hygiene enabled his escape. Old media reacted with a sigh, the misogynists had a field day, the race-baiters had a field day, and the stupid burned enough that someone wrote a shitty ED article about it. | ||
<center><youtube>jDlQ4H0Kdg8</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>jDlQ4H0Kdg8</youtube></center> | ||
{{quote|Why are you filming this?|Bonita|prefers to assault people anonymously}} | |||
<center><youtube>E4hEL3AoKCM</youtube></center> | |||
{{quote|My hair, my rules, my body|seems reasonable, {{archive|tBeuO#selection-3575.0-3575.394|right?}}}} | |||
==Aftermath== | ==Aftermath== | ||
After the video came out, the Internet reacted with outrage and mock outrage. Bonita reacted by | [[File:Cory Goldstein -bonita tindle.jpg|thumb|Cory Goldstein]] | ||
After the video came out, the Internet reacted with outrage and mock outrage, and of course exposed her alleged n00dz. Bonita reacted by deleting her LinkedIn which had described her as "Cinematographer, Photographer, Editor, Journalist, Media Specialist." So her plan is to go into [[old media]]. Great. | |||
Cory, being a [[pretty cool guy]], decided not to press charges, although he said "I did file a formal campus police report and I decided to let the education system deal with her", and {{archive|56cgA|they plan to}}. Because Goldstein is a Jew, he capitalized on this by updating his Soundcloud description, and {{archive|s5VUb|certain}} clickbait sites cited this as evidence that Cory intends to cash in on this assault... because ''that'' would be unreasonable. | |||
[[File:Reptoid -bonita tindle.jpg|thumb|Gay Ethnic Inspector Gadget]] | |||
The high yellow hipster who stood idly by surely noticed the camera but didn't tell Bonita. This was one element of the video that led some to believe the video was fake, but EDiots theorize he is an agent of the lulz and perhaps even coerced Ms Tindle's autistic outburst. | |||
The photographer who filmed the event [http://atlantablackstar.com/2016/04/04/cameraman-who-recorded-sfsu-dread-confrontation-wants-to-press-charges-against-black-student/ does intend] to [[I'M PRESSIN CHARGES|press charges]] for Bonita's attempt to grab his recording device. | |||
The Black Student Union released a statement about the incident, claiming the video was edited and uploaded by [[AIDS Skrillex|A FUCKING WHITE MALE]] and is therefore automatically suspect: | |||
{{quote|1=The Black Student Union does not condone any act of harassment, physical or verbal, thus we will not stand by while one of our members is attacked by the media and portrayed as the aggressor in a situation in which she was verbally assaulted. The video leaves out key components of the incident such as their initial interaction; additionally the video was edited to present a portion of their conversation. [[White supremacy|The personal motivation of the White male who released this video is suspect:]] it does not work towards justice, nor does it work towards a righteous cause.|2=[https://web.archive.org/web/20160516120702/http://afrikanblackcoalition.org:80/2016/04/07/sfsu-bsu-responds-to-recent-incident-between-young-black-woman-and-white-man/ SFSU BSU]{{archive|nM876}}|3=victim blaming}} | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[ | *[[Epic Beard Man|A similar incident]] that ended very differently | ||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
*http://news.sfsu.edu/news/releases/san-francisco-state-university-statement-response-campus-incident {{archive|56cgA}} | *http://news.sfsu.edu/news/releases/san-francisco-state-university-statement-response-campus-incident {{archive|56cgA}} | ||
*https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/31/can-a-white-guy-have-dreadlocks-this-puzzling-viral-video-wades-into-the-politics-of-black-hair/ | |||
*http://atlantablackstar.com/2016/04/04/cameraman-who-recorded-sfsu-dread-confrontation-wants-to-press-charges-against-black-student/ | |||
*[https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.rs/threads/black-campus-employee-declares-dreadlocks-off-limits-to-white-students.24904/ EDF2 thread] | |||
*[http://goldengatexpress.org/2016/04/16/bonita-tindle-breaks-silence-about-viral-dreadlocks-video/ Bonita Tindle apologizes]! Just kidding, she continues to blame Goldstein and claims her '''physical''' assault was justified because he "'''verbally''' assaulted" her. {{archive|jNi8v}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 05:56, 20 November 2022
Bonita Tindle is the latest soldier for an increasingly warped vision of IRL justice, whose methods of preventing cultural appropriation alarmed the Internet at large last week. Cory Goldstien✡, a white-ish student at SFSU (of course), was stalked down two flights of stairs, then assaulted by Tindle as he blatantly flaunted his appropriation of "her" culture having twisted the smelly clumps of his unwashed hair into dreadlocks. This triggered Bonita, and her natural reaction to Goldstein's culturetheft was to re-appropriate his hair, demanding a pair of scissors and pulling Goldstein down a flight of concrete stairs.
Video
Because a deranged black person stalking a greasy white trust fund hipster down a lonely stairway isn't suspicious at all, a passing student of Lulz Theory 201 took notice of this and began to record. The high yellow reptoid-hipster stood as backup while Ms Tindle attempted in vain to grab the greasy hipster, whose shitty hygiene enabled his escape. Old media reacted with a sigh, the misogynists had a field day, the race-baiters had a field day, and the stupid burned enough that someone wrote a shitty ED article about it.
—Bonita, prefers to assault people anonymously | ||
—seems reasonable, | ||
Aftermath
After the video came out, the Internet reacted with outrage and mock outrage, and of course exposed her alleged n00dz. Bonita reacted by deleting her LinkedIn which had described her as "Cinematographer, Photographer, Editor, Journalist, Media Specialist." So her plan is to go into old media. Great.
Cory, being a pretty cool guy, decided not to press charges, although he said "I did file a formal campus police report and I decided to let the education system deal with her", and 
they plan to. Because Goldstein is a Jew, he capitalized on this by updating his Soundcloud description, and certain clickbait sites cited this as evidence that Cory intends to cash in on this assault... because that would be unreasonable.
The high yellow hipster who stood idly by surely noticed the camera but didn't tell Bonita. This was one element of the video that led some to believe the video was fake, but EDiots theorize he is an agent of the lulz and perhaps even coerced Ms Tindle's autistic outburst.
The photographer who filmed the event does intend to press charges for Bonita's attempt to grab his recording device.
The Black Student Union released a statement about the incident, claiming the video was edited and uploaded by A FUCKING WHITE MALE and is therefore automatically suspect:
See also
- A similar incident that ended very differently
External links
- http://news.sfsu.edu/news/releases/san-francisco-state-university-statement-response-campus-incident (archive)
- https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/31/can-a-white-guy-have-dreadlocks-this-puzzling-viral-video-wades-into-the-politics-of-black-hair/
- http://atlantablackstar.com/2016/04/04/cameraman-who-recorded-sfsu-dread-confrontation-wants-to-press-charges-against-black-student/
- EDF2 thread
- Bonita Tindle apologizes! Just kidding, she continues to blame Goldstein and claims her physical assault was justified because he "verbally assaulted" her. (archive)
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