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'''BrandontheMovieGuy''' (power word: '''Brandon [[Robot|Bott]]''') is a 19 year old [[manchild]] and a huge fanboy of [[GoAnimate]], [[Matthew Davis]] and [[Peanuts]], and is best known for making "[[Lame|prank openings]]", for films he and his kin consider bad. Despite being 19 years old, Brandon possesses the mental capacity of a [[13 year old|14 year old]], and cannot take any sort of criticism or negative feedback you throw at him. He will throw a giant tantrum if you do so, and demand his legion of fanboys to spam your channel with hate comments. Because he isn't in college and has no full or part-time job, he spends his time sitting down on his fat ass and doing nothing but collecting DVDs and VHS tapes, much like his lord and savior Mr. Davis.
'''BrandontheMovieGuy''' (powerword: '''Brandon [[Robot|Bott]]''') (born May 27, 1997) is a {{age|1997|05|27}}-year old [[manchild]], [[nostalgiafag]] and a huge fanboy of [[GoAnimate]], [[Matthew Davis]] and [[Peanuts]], and is best known for making "[[Lame|prank openings]]", for films he and his kin consider bad. Despite being 21 years old, Brandon possesses the mental capacity of a [[13 year old|14 year old]], and cannot take any sort of criticism or negative feedback you throw at him. He will throw a giant tantrum if you do so, and demand his legion of fanboys to spam your channel with hate comments. Because he isn't in college and has no full or part-time job, he spends his time sitting down on his fat ass and doing nothing but collecting DVDs and VHS tapes, much like his lord and savior Mr. Davis. He has a massive hateboner for most modern cartoons, such as ''Breadwinners'', ''[[The Amazing World of Gumball]]'' and ''[[Teen Titans Go!]]'', which makes him a huge [[nostalgiafag]], as proven by his hoarding of old DVDs/VHS tapes.


==YouTube Career==
==YouTube Career==
Not much is known about Brandon's YouTube life before 2012, but he apparently uploaded [[GoAnimate|grounded videos]], [[(USER) videos]] and other equally autistic crap.
Not much is known about Brandon's YouTube life before 2012, but he apparently uploaded [[GoAnimate|grounded videos]], (USER) videos and other equally autistic crap. Brandon is subject to mega trolling, as he has made countless (USER) videos on obvious trolls such as David Smith and da bezd chanl.
 
==What Turns Him On==
*Any movie or video made before 1997 (ironically enough, that's the year he was born)
*Anything made by [[Seth MacFarlane]]
*[[Disney]]
*''[[Doug]]''
*''[[Family Guy]]''
*''Ferris Bueller's Day Off''
*Looney Tunes
*''[[Peanuts]]''
*''[[Rugrats]]''
*''[[Sesame Street]]''
*''[[South Park]]''
*Pre-movie ''[[Spongebob Squarepants|Spongebob]]''
*''[[The Simpsons]]''
*''Veggietales''
*[[VHS]] tapes


==What Makes Him Butthurt==
==What Makes Him Butthurt==
*''[[Baby Geniuses]]''
*''[[Baby|Baby Geniuses]]''
*''[[Barney and Friends]]''
*''[[Barney and Friends]]''
*''[[Ducks|Breadwinners]]''
*''[[Caillou]]''
*''[[Caillou]]''
*''Chicken Little''
*[[Troll|da bezd chanl]]
*[[Troll|da bezd chanl]]
*[[Troll|David Smith]]
*[[Troll|David Smith]]
*[[Justin Bieber]]
*[[Honey Boo Boo]]
*[[Disney]] Haters
*[[Disney]] Haters
*''[[Dora the Explorer]]''
*''[[Dora the Explorer]]'' and ''Go Diego! Go!''
*''[[Family Guy]]'' Haters
*''[[Family Guy]]'' Haters
*[[GoAnimate]] Haters
*[[GoAnimate]] Haters
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*[[Lucy Van Pelt]]
*[[Lucy Van Pelt]]
*[[Matthew Davis]] Haters
*[[Matthew Davis]] Haters
*''[[Norm of the North]]''
*Post-movie ''[[Spongebob Squarepants|Spongebob]]''
*''Norm of the North''
*''[[Teletubbies]]''
*''[[Teletubbies]]''
*''Sid the Science Kid''
*''The Oogieloves''
*''Son of The Mask''
*''Henry Hugglemonster''
*''[[Foodfight]]!''
*''Strawberry Shortcake''
*''Doc McStuffins''
*''Back to the Jurassic''
*''Stuart Little 3''
*''Dragon Tales''
*''Fanboy and Chum-Chum''
*''[[Uncle Grandpa]]''
*''Almost Naked Animals''
*''The Nutshack''
*''Daddy Day Camp''
*''[[Fred]]''
*''[[PAW Patrol]]''
*''[[The Amazing World of Gumball]]''
*''[[Teen Titans Go!]]''
*''Veggietales in The House''
*''Peg + Cat''
*''The Wiggles''
*''Jay Jay the Jet Plane''
*''Timmy the Tooth''
*''Miles from Tomorrowland''
*''Ni Hao Kai-Lan''
*''Sanjay and Craig''
*''Battlefield Earth''
*''The Human Centipede''
*''Going Overboard''
*''Free Birds''
*''Boohbah''
*''WordWorld''
*''[[My Little Pony]]''
*''[[Cool Cat]]''
*''[[Fifty Shades of Grey]]''
*''High School Musical''
*''Alvin and the Chipmunks''
*[[Video Brinquedo]]
*[[Video Brinquedo]]


==Prank Openings==
==Prank Openings==
[[File:Screen Shot 2016-07-16 at 8.26.42 PM.png|200px|thumb|left|Oh yes, Brandon has made over 100 of this trite shit.]]
Arguably, Brandon's true nadir of his YouTube career is "prank openings". What the fuck are prank openings, [[you]] may ask? These videos are just cheap, regurgitated and stale-ass "parodies" of real DVD/VHS openings. The procedure for uploading one of these videos is to find a movie which everybody on the internet considers "bad" (ex. ''Baby Geniuses'', the ''Twilight'' series, anything that has [[Video Brinquedo]]'s name on it, etc.), place a thumbnail of the said movie on the video, and finally, place some [[YTP]] footage to fill the duration of the opening. On January 31, 2015, Brandon's first prank opening to [[Justin Bieber|Justin Bieber's ''Believe'']] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbcY3syUWC4&list=PLqGrupqhtecq1tTLK6FbrCt24SiP2aC78&index=1&spfreload=10 ] was uploaded. Surprisingly, this shitty video gained many followers and likes, and has now spread all across the [[GoAnimate]] section of [[JewTube]]. However, because Brandon only uploads real DVD/VHS openings on his alternate channels, and after about 10 of these videos, prank openings quickly grew to be stale and unfunny. Yet [[GoAnimate]] [[retards]] still kiss Brandon's shit-smeared ass, demanding more of this trite shit. What makes matters worse is that Brandon uploads prank openings of the '''same fucking franchises that always make him butthurt''' (ex. [[Barney]], [[Caillou]], [[Dora the Explorer]], etc.), further increasing the factor of mundanity in these videos. Being the [[sperg]] he is, Brandon is completely oblivious as to how these openings have lost their luster since day 1, and constantly throws a bitchfit at anyone who dares criticize his prank openings or call him out on his bullshit. As of July 16, 2016, Brandon has shat out 157 prank openings out of his vagina.
Arguably, Brandon's true nadir of his YouTube career is "prank openings". What the fuck are prank openings, [[you]] may ask? These videos are just cheap, regurgitated and stale-ass "parodies" of real DVD/VHS openings. The procedure for uploading one of these videos is to find a movie which everybody on the internet considers "bad" (ex. ''Baby Geniuses'', the ''Twilight'' series any of the ''[[Video Brinquedo]]'' knockoffs, etc.), place a thumbnail of the said movie on the video, and finally, place some [[YTP]] footage to fill the duration of the opening. On January 31, 2015, Brandon's first prank opening to [[Justin Bieber|Justin Bieber's ''Believe'']] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbcY3syUWC4&list=PLqGrupqhtecq1tTLK6FbrCt24SiP2aC78&index=1&spfreload=10 ] was uploaded. Surprisingly, this shitpiece gained many followers and likes, and has now spread all across the [[GoAnimate]] section of [[JewTube]]. However, because Brandon only uploads real DVD/VHS openings on his alternate channels, and after about 10 of these videos, prank openings quickly grew to be stale and unfunny. Yet [[GoAnimate]] [[retards]] still kiss Brandon's shit-smeared ass, demanding more of this trite shit. What makes matters worse is that Brandon uploads prank openings of the '''same fucking franchise''' (ex. [[Barney]], [[Caillou]], [[Dora the Explorer]], etc.), further increasing the factor of mundanity in these videos. Being the [[sperg]] he is, Brandon is completely oblivious as to how these openings have lost their luster since day 1, and constantly throws a bitchfit at anyone who dares criticize his prank openings or call him out on his bullshit. As of July 16, 2016, Brandon has shat out 157 prank openings out of his vagina.


==How to trigger Brandon==
==How to trigger Brandon==
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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[13 year-old boy]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[GoAnimate]]
*[[GoAnimate]]
*[[Manchild]]
*[[Manchild]]
*[[Matthew Davis]] - His biggest [[fuckbuddy]] and messiah whom he [[Masturbate|masturbates]] to every night.
*[[Matthew Davis]] - His biggest [[fuckbuddy]] and messiah whom he [[Masturbate|masturbates]] to every night.
*[[Nostalgiafag]]
==External links==
{{yt|u|BrandonTheMovieGuy}}


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BrandontheMovieGuy (powerword: Brandon Bott) (born May 27, 1997) is a 27-year old manchild, nostalgiafag and a huge fanboy of GoAnimate, Matthew Davis and Peanuts, and is best known for making "prank openings", for films he and his kin consider bad. Despite being 21 years old, Brandon possesses the mental capacity of a 14 year old, and cannot take any sort of criticism or negative feedback you throw at him. He will throw a giant tantrum if you do so, and demand his legion of fanboys to spam your channel with hate comments. Because he isn't in college and has no full or part-time job, he spends his time sitting down on his fat ass and doing nothing but collecting DVDs and VHS tapes, much like his lord and savior Mr. Davis. He has a massive hateboner for most modern cartoons, such as Breadwinners, The Amazing World of Gumball and Teen Titans Go!, which makes him a huge nostalgiafag, as proven by his hoarding of old DVDs/VHS tapes.

YouTube Career

Not much is known about Brandon's YouTube life before 2012, but he apparently uploaded grounded videos, (USER) videos and other equally autistic crap. Brandon is subject to mega trolling, as he has made countless (USER) videos on obvious trolls such as David Smith and da bezd chanl.

What Turns Him On

What Makes Him Butthurt

Prank Openings

Arguably, Brandon's true nadir of his YouTube career is "prank openings". What the fuck are prank openings, you may ask? These videos are just cheap, regurgitated and stale-ass "parodies" of real DVD/VHS openings. The procedure for uploading one of these videos is to find a movie which everybody on the internet considers "bad" (ex. Baby Geniuses, the Twilight series, anything that has Video Brinquedo's name on it, etc.), place a thumbnail of the said movie on the video, and finally, place some YTP footage to fill the duration of the opening. On January 31, 2015, Brandon's first prank opening to Justin Bieber's Believe [1] was uploaded. Surprisingly, this shitty video gained many followers and likes, and has now spread all across the GoAnimate section of JewTube. However, because Brandon only uploads real DVD/VHS openings on his alternate channels, and after about 10 of these videos, prank openings quickly grew to be stale and unfunny. Yet GoAnimate retards still kiss Brandon's shit-smeared ass, demanding more of this trite shit. What makes matters worse is that Brandon uploads prank openings of the same fucking franchises that always make him butthurt (ex. Barney, Caillou, Dora the Explorer, etc.), further increasing the factor of mundanity in these videos. Being the sperg he is, Brandon is completely oblivious as to how these openings have lost their luster since day 1, and constantly throws a bitchfit at anyone who dares criticize his prank openings or call him out on his bullshit. As of July 16, 2016, Brandon has shat out 157 prank openings out of his vagina.

How to trigger Brandon

  • Tell him that Ferris Bueller's Day Off, his #1 favorite movie, is shit.
  • Ask him to upload real DVD/VHS openings onto his channel.
  • Tell him that his prank openings are no longer funny.
  • Call him out on his bullshit.
  • Tell him that you dislike Peanuts.
  • Tell him that Norm of the North is the greatest animated feature ever made.
  • Tell him that Matthew Davis is an immature buffoon.
  • Tell him to grow the fuck up.

See Also

External links

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