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Throughout the modern era, '''Aliens''' have been depicted as [[Jews|brutal, merciless, murderous, rapist reptilians]] that [http://www.news.com.au/technology/nasa-spacecraft-hijacked-by-aliens/story-e6frfro0-1225865827901 steal satellites for no reason]. But in reality, most of them are actually perfectly civilized rapists who genuinely care about their victims and are masters in the art of anal telekinesis. And even though most of them ''are'' sex offenders, as records show that 99.99% of [[anal]] [[rape]] crimes committed in the [[United States]] are done by [[Mexicans|extraterrestrial beings]], that doesn't mean that they're all bad. | |||
Throughout the modern era, '''Aliens''' have been depicted as [[ | |||
Among their achievements are the invention and distribution of [[UFO|UFOs]], [[tentacle rape]], tacos, and burritos. Some have become presidents, top athletes, and even [[slurpee]] scientists. Nowadays an existence without aliens is hardly imaginable as they do our laundry, mow our lawn, iron our clothes, cook our food at Chinese buffets, and watch the kids when we're not home. They bring wealth, knowledge, and happiness to everybody. | Among their achievements are the invention and distribution of [[UFO|UFOs]], [[tentacle rape]], tacos, and burritos. Some have become presidents, top athletes, and even [[slurpee]] scientists. Nowadays an existence without aliens is hardly imaginable as they do our laundry, mow our lawn, iron our clothes, cook our food at Chinese buffets, and watch the kids when we're not home. They bring wealth, knowledge, and happiness to everybody... unless you are referring to a specific type of [[Jews|alien]], who control all of Earth's resources, enslaved every government in the world, and brainwashing us through their media. | ||
Sure they uniformly rob graves for sexual pleasure and as a result accidentally anal probe [[goths]] and [[emos]], mistaking them for corpses, with their marvelous [[anal]] technology. And their horrid screams are often heard at graveyards as the aliens plunge their tiny, quivering, angsty, rectums with their evil phallic-looking machines. But that's a small price to pay for their contribution to society. | Sure they uniformly rob graves for sexual pleasure and as a result accidentally anal probe [[goths]] and [[emos]], mistaking them for corpses, with their marvelous [[anal]] technology. And their horrid screams are often heard at graveyards as the aliens plunge their tiny, quivering, angsty, rectums with their evil phallic-looking machines. But that's a small price to pay for their contribution to society. | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Area 51]] | *[[Area 51]] | ||
*[[Ayy lmao]] | |||
*[[Ghosts]] | *[[Ghosts]] | ||
*Famous Aliens | *Famous Aliens | ||
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**[[Brian Peppers]] | **[[Brian Peppers]] | ||
**[[E.T.]] | **[[E.T.]] | ||
**Elián González | |||
**[[Spics|Hispanics]] | **[[Spics|Hispanics]] | ||
**[[Jews]] | |||
**[[Marcabs]] | **[[Marcabs]] | ||
**[[Michael Jackson]] | **[[Michael Jackson]] | ||
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*[[Zombies]] | *[[Zombies]] | ||
==Extraterrestrial links== | |||
* [http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/i-abducted-reptile-aliens-who-6624927 '''"I was abducted by reptiles who raped me on the Moon and made me lift boxes," claims USAF officer'''] (Archived: {{archive|qIcDr|1}} {{wayback|https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/i-abducted-reptile-aliens-who-6624927|title=2}}) | |||
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{{truth}} | {{truth}} | ||
{{Timeline|Featured article November 10, [[2005]]|[[Ebaumsworld]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Ellen Feiss]]}} | {{Timeline|Featured article November 10, [[2005]]|[[Ebaumsworld]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Ellen Feiss]]}} |
Latest revision as of 02:48, 23 May 2023
Throughout the modern era, Aliens have been depicted as brutal, merciless, murderous, rapist reptilians that steal satellites for no reason. But in reality, most of them are actually perfectly civilized rapists who genuinely care about their victims and are masters in the art of anal telekinesis. And even though most of them are sex offenders, as records show that 99.99% of anal rape crimes committed in the United States are done by extraterrestrial beings, that doesn't mean that they're all bad.
Among their achievements are the invention and distribution of UFOs, tentacle rape, tacos, and burritos. Some have become presidents, top athletes, and even slurpee scientists. Nowadays an existence without aliens is hardly imaginable as they do our laundry, mow our lawn, iron our clothes, cook our food at Chinese buffets, and watch the kids when we're not home. They bring wealth, knowledge, and happiness to everybody... unless you are referring to a specific type of alien, who control all of Earth's resources, enslaved every government in the world, and brainwashing us through their media.
Sure they uniformly rob graves for sexual pleasure and as a result accidentally anal probe goths and emos, mistaking them for corpses, with their marvelous anal technology. And their horrid screams are often heard at graveyards as the aliens plunge their tiny, quivering, angsty, rectums with their evil phallic-looking machines. But that's a small price to pay for their contribution to society.
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Jesus is no match for Aliens...
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But Darth Vader is.
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A glance at the medical department of an alien space station; rectal-abdominal surgery
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An alien apprehended by the CIA before being transported to Area 51
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A typical alien drone used for anal probes
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This alien makes handy use of his detachable penis for many different sex moves
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Sometimes, aliens infiltrate the government
Videos
Dr. Steel's take on Aliens
See Also
Extraterrestrial links
- "I was abducted by reptiles who raped me on the Moon and made me lift boxes," claims USAF officer (Archived: 1 2)
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