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This game is most likely Vaporware |
Hollow Knight Silksong is the hypothesized sequel to the game Hollow Knight, a boring metroidvania developed by Team Cherry✡︎. The game sees the character Hornet embark through some bullshit fantasy place where she has to save the kingdom and discover a truth about herself
Recap
Hollow Knight is a boring as fuck Dark Souls 2D ripoff. In Hollow Knight you meet Hornet and fight her twice (she's piss easy to beat up) and during and after the beat downs and raping you get some exposition. Hornet is the by produce of a worm and a spider (somehow) because the spider wanted a kid but her husband was dead, so she went gold digging and found the then King of Hallownest, aka The Pale King. Thus Hornet is born and then her mom falls into a coma and she has to live with her dad who kills babies as a hobby. This turns her into a strong independent badass women who doesn't take it from anyone! Anyway more LOOOOOOOOOORE retardation happens and that leads to Silksong.
Marketing
This game was advertised back in 2019, since it has appeared at Nintendo and Xbox announcement events and even had a release window, which it blew past. This is because the games marketing director, Leth✡︎, is a lazy faggot who would rather jerk off to insect porn than do his job, causing no one to know anything about the games development or if it even exists anymore. Most philosophers in this field have either lost hope or are coping by playing other games.
How to piss off a HK fan
Hollow Knight fans are obnoxious mongoloids who can never shut the fuck up about their glorious flash game, thus trolling has a moral justification of getting them off the web and doing homework. Some tips include:
- Lewding teh bugs
- Not understanding teh LOOOOOOOORE
- Talking nicely about games that "copy" Hollow Knight
- Not enjoying games that "take inspiration" from Hollow Knight
- Saying you don't like teh funny Mossbag
- Saying teh Hornet is Void
These and many more will see you excommunicated from the Hollow Knight Community, use them whenever you can.
Characters
Silksong isn't out yet but they did show some characters from the game
- Lace: A strong independent badass women who doesn't take it from anyone! Except probably Hornet with a strap on. Her role will probably just be this games punching bag.
- Seth: An OC made by a child with cancer. He believes Jesus gave him superpowers so he can guard the Citadel from Whorenet.
External Links
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