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'''Starfield''' is a [[video game]] that is [[Some argue|rumoured]] to be in [[Beta|development]] by [[Bethesda Softworks|Bugthesda Shitworks]], the renowned creators of crap like ''[[I took an arrow in the knee]]'' and ''[[Fallout 4|I got shot in the ass last year]]'', that may or may not actually be real. The only concrete evidence of the game's existence is a [[trademark]] application and a [[Creepypasta|detailed post]] by [[Anonymous|some guy]] on [[4chan]] who seemed [[Sarcasm|totally trustworthy]] and [[Nerd|highly knowledgeable about Bethesda]].
'''Starfield''' (a.k.a. '''Fallout 4 in Space''', ''' No Man's Sky 2''' and The '''Elder Scrolls VI: Starfield''') is an upcoming [[2023]] [[video game]] that is notable for being the first new IP by [[Bethesda Softworks|Bugthesda Shitworks]] in 25+ years and for being their first single-player game since 2015's ''[[Fallout: Shadow of Boston]]''. Much like Bugthesda's previous titles such as ''[[I took an arrow in the knee]]'' and ''[[Fallout 4|I got shot in the ass last year]]'', Starfield is a single-player action "[[No|roleplaying]]" game that lets you play the game your way until the [[Sandy Hook|bullet-sponge]] enemies become too fucking OP and force you to start playing the way [[Todd Howard|God Howard]] intended.


Starfield promises to have [[at least 100|at least 1000]] entire hamplanets for you to explore. Most of these planets will be procedurally generated barren wastelands with nothing for you to do on them. Starfield will also let you build your own spaceship, like a shittier version of [[Kingdom Hearts]].


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== See Also ==
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Latest revision as of 17:13, 26 June 2023

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What the glitches in the game will probably look like.

Starfield (a.k.a. Fallout 4 in Space, No Man's Sky 2 and The Elder Scrolls VI: Starfield) is an upcoming 2023 video game that is notable for being the first new IP by Bugthesda Shitworks in 25+ years and for being their first single-player game since 2015's Fallout: Shadow of Boston. Much like Bugthesda's previous titles such as I took an arrow in the knee and I got shot in the ass last year, Starfield is a single-player action "roleplaying" game that lets you play the game your way until the bullet-sponge enemies become too fucking OP and force you to start playing the way God Howard intended.

Starfield promises to have at least 1000 entire hamplanets for you to explore. Most of these planets will be procedurally generated barren wastelands with nothing for you to do on them. Starfield will also let you build your own spaceship, like a shittier version of Kingdom Hearts.


HE'S BACK!!111

Oblivion sucked ass btw

BY THE TERRA
BY THE TERRA
BY THE TERRA

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