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[[Image:AFK.jpg|thumb|AFK means that you're [[masturbation|masturbating]]]]
[[Image:GirlAFK.jpg|thumb|Typical [[16 year old girl|16 year old girl AFK]]]]
[[File:JFKpwnt.gif|thumb|Not to be confused with [[JFK]]]]
 
==Meaning and use==
 
 
'''AFK''' is [[Luser|AOLspeak]] for "Away From Keyboard". It is typically used to inform [[dying_alone|one's online friends]] that one is, well, away from the keyboard, and therefore unable to [[WoW|tank Illidan]]. AFK is different from BRB because it is typically applied to one's profile or avatar after a server has detected a lack of input over a set amount of time. [[BRB]], on the other hand, is used to inform one's online friends that one plans to leave the keyboard, or divert their attention to [[masturbating|another task]]. Therefore, one says BRB when one wishes to go AFK.
 
==Examples==
 
[[Party Van|BRB, FBI]] (meaning "Be right back, [[Chris Hansen|the FBI]] is here"). Most often used by [[Pedo|people]] who [[Masturbate|touch themselves]] to pix of naked children. Used commonly on [[4chan]]... [[I'm so confused|oddly enough]].
 
==Notes==
 
*In some [[4chan|cultures]] it means [[China|Asia]] For [[Lolis|Kids]]
*9 out of 10 times the user is not actually away from their computer but are furiously [[fap|fapping]] to [[furry|furry pornography]], or just avoiding you because [[you|YOU happen to suck]].
 
==Gallery==
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==Links==
 
[[Brb,_soup]]
 
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Latest revision as of 00:03, 29 June 2023

AFK means that you're masturbating
Typical 16 year old girl AFK
Not to be confused with JFK

Meaning and use

AFK is AOLspeak for "Away From Keyboard". It is typically used to inform one's online friends that one is, well, away from the keyboard, and therefore unable to tank Illidan. AFK is different from BRB because it is typically applied to one's profile or avatar after a server has detected a lack of input over a set amount of time. BRB, on the other hand, is used to inform one's online friends that one plans to leave the keyboard, or divert their attention to another task. Therefore, one says BRB when one wishes to go AFK.

Examples

BRB, FBI (meaning "Be right back, the FBI is here"). Most often used by people who touch themselves to pix of naked children. Used commonly on 4chan... oddly enough.

Notes

Gallery

Links

Brb,_soup

WTF
WTF
AFK is part of a series on acronyms

[BRB LOLWTFBBQ]

Internets Lingo

AFAIKASLBFFBRBBTFOBTWCBFDBIDFCFFSFTFYFTWG2GGGGTFOIAWTCIDGAFIDKIIRCILYIMOIMHOISHYGDDTJ/KJFCLMAOLOLM/F?NSFWOMGQFTPHPROFLRTFMSNCASTFUSTFWSWTFTMITNDTTYLWTFYGGRYWNBAWZOMG

Other Lingo

BCCFIRRIBFYIADFUBARGABYAWIDIFTLPITRTLAYHBT

Internet Places/Group

CDCFCTCFYADGNAAIRCLUEPP4LTJCTOTSE

Moar Internet Shit

BBQGNUGPG4WinMTPMMORPGP2PPGPROR

IRL Acronyms

BBSBCEBDICGNWTITT TechJFKNORPPBYOLO

Bad Acronyms

ACLUACMAACORNALFATFBDSMBLPCIACPCSDDMCAEDLESRBFBIFAFFAFNBIWFL.U.L.Z.MGTOWMPAAMTPMUGENNAMBLANEDMRIAASPHSPLCTBBTTOWWWJD

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