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|In order that you should not come to the conclusion that the [[Hentai|movements of the stock exchange]] are [[Fappening|inexplicable]] and that [https://youtu.be/TrRDqD-bpWY nothing is firm], take note and realize that there are three causes of a rise in the prices on the exchange and three of a fall: [[Swastika|the conditions in India]], [[Brexit|European politics]], and [[LOLWUT|opinion on the stock exchange itself]]. For this last reason the news is often of [[Lies|little value]], since [[Faggotry|counteracting forces]] may operate in the [[Gay|opposite direction]].|Joseph de la Vega, ''Confusion of Confusions (1688)''[https://gwern.net/doc/economics/1688-delavega-confusionofconfusions.pdf] | |||
|Here they come to sell again|Foreshadowing before the flash crash[https://youtu.be/0X3UFmhlyuE] | |||
|Stop it, it's gotta hit a limit|Is that so?[https://youtu.be/0X3UFmhlyuE] | |||
|Buying options is not a lottery, but that doesn't mean it isn't a casino|[[Anonymous|Unknown]] | |||
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A [[autism|stock market]] may refer to: | A [[autism|stock market]] may refer to: | ||
* [[Capitalism]] | * [[Capitalism]], or [[Internet points|packet switching based crypto-socialism]] | ||
* [[Cryptocurrency]], known for being [[Fake and Gay|fake and gay]] (and for [[DOUBLE NIGGER|more reasons than one]]) | * [[Cryptocurrency]], known for being [[Fake and Gay|fake and gay]] (and for [[DOUBLE NIGGER|more reasons than one]]) | ||
* [[Economy]] and economics, a clever balance between [[jewgold]] and [[Rape dollars|bux4sux]] | * [[Economy]] and economics, a clever balance between [[jewgold]] and [[Rape dollars|bux4sux]] | ||
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* [[Dutchland|Holland]], the assholes who created this bullshit | * [[Dutchland|Holland]], the assholes who created this bullshit | ||
* [[Libertarianism|Laissez-faire]], whatever the fuck that means | * [[Libertarianism|Laissez-faire]], whatever the fuck that means | ||
* [[Robinhood]], because bleached Bay Area nigs will nog in the same when directly compared to [[Metallica]] discovering [[Napster]] | * [[Robinhood]], because bleached Bay Area nigs will nog in the same way when directly compared to [[Metallica]] discovering [[Napster]] | ||
* [[Tencent]], social credit just happens to be [[China|Chinas]] "stock market" along with its housing market[https://youtu.be/EgVXRtq5EIg] | * [[Tencent]], social credit just happens to be [[China|Chinas]] "stock market" along with its housing market[https://youtu.be/EgVXRtq5EIg] | ||
* [[Wall Street]] | * [[Wall Street]] | ||
Latest revision as of 04:23, 17 March 2024
—Joseph de la Vega, Confusion of Confusions (1688)[1] | ||
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A stock market may refer to:
- Capitalism, or packet switching based crypto-socialism
- Cryptocurrency, known for being fake and gay (and for more reasons than one)
- Economy and economics, a clever balance between jewgold and bux4sux
- GameStop Short Squeeze
- Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
- Holland, the assholes who created this bullshit
- Laissez-faire, whatever the fuck that means
- Robinhood, because bleached Bay Area nigs will nog in the same way when directly compared to Metallica discovering Napster
- Tencent, social credit just happens to be Chinas "stock market" along with its housing market[4]
- Wall Street
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