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*[[Livejournal]] user - 20mg  
*[[Livejournal]] user - 20mg  
*[[Xanga]] user - 30mg  
*[[Xanga]] user - 30mg  
*[[4chan]] [[/b/]] tard - 40mg plus large amouts of Meth  
*[[4chan]] [[B|/b/]] tard - 40mg plus large amouts of Meth  
*[[Wikipedia]] editor - 80mg  
*[[Wikipedia]] editor - 80mg  
*[[Uncyclopedia]] editor - 360mg  
*[[Uncyclopedia]] editor - 360mg  
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*Severe case of [[internet disease]]
*Severe case of [[internet disease]]
*Inability for guys and girls alike to get laid.  
*Inability for guys and girls alike to get laid.  
*Permanent chemical castration.
*The inverting of the [[penis ]]
*The inverting of the [[penis ]]
*[[Goatse|Goatseation]]
*[[Goatse|Goatseation]]


Aside from side effects, paxil has absolutley no withdrawl effects whatsoever.†
Aside from side effects, paxil has absolutely no withdrawal effects whatsoever.†


†Paid lobbyist.
†Paid lobbyist.

Latest revision as of 12:31, 9 December 2015

Paxil is one of the popular antidepressants that is a major staple in the diet of most goths, emo fags and LiveJournal users. Introduced in the mid 90s by the makers of viagra and Zyklon B. Paxil part of a drug class known as an STAI or Selective Teenage Angst Inhibitor. As helpful as paxil may be, unfortunately no drug can completley cure cutting, blogging, or furry. The drug is avalible over the counter in drugs stores, right next to the ritalin aisle. It is now sold in regular, berry, and tropical flavours.

Dosage

Taste the rainbow.

The daily requirements of paxil is as follows:

Side Effects

Side effects include:

Aside from side effects, paxil has absolutely no withdrawal effects whatsoever.†

†Paid lobbyist.

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