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Sometime in 2011, Monty decided to make multiple sock puppet accounts and stalk various people on YouTube, to do [[Delete fucking everything|damage control]] for himself and his boyfriend [[VonHelton|VonHelton]]. Funnily enough he pulled the same shit again with his new account [[Poser|0ctoberReignz]] and all he can do is rage from day 1 with that account - because people have seen his shit plenty of times before.
Sometime in 2011, Monty decided to make multiple sock puppet accounts and stalk various people on YouTube, to do [[Delete fucking everything|damage control]] for himself and his boyfriend [[VonHelton|VonHelton]]. Funnily enough he pulled the same shit again with his new account [[Poser|0ctoberReignz]] and all he can do is rage from day 1 with that account - because people have seen his shit plenty of times before.


Still to this day, Montagraph is [[Lame|notorious]] for cyberstalking and harrassment. He makes multiple accounts and acts like there is a whole army on his side, when in reality he's just a [[coward|pussy]], [[Basement dweller|sitting behind a keyboard]] switching his accounts and [[Multiple Personality Disorder|talking to himself]].
Still to this day, Montagraph is [[Lame|notorious]] for cyberstalking and harassment. He makes multiple accounts and acts like there is a whole army on his side, when in reality he's just a [[coward|pussy]], [[Basement dweller|sitting behind a keyboard]] switching his accounts and [[Multiple Personality Disorder|talking to himself]].


In 2014 Monty began peddling child snuff hurtcore under the alias JB Smeary and began the 222 cult for fellow child rapists to unite. [https://masterchan.org/222].
In 2014 Monty began peddling child snuff hurtcore under the alias JB Smeary and began the 222 cult for fellow child rapists to unite. [https://masterchan.org/222].
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== MelonGate ==
== MelonGate ==


 
{{center|He was happily married until [[Masturbation|caught sexually assaulting a poor defenseless melon]], so his [[imaginary|wife]] packed her bags and [[GTFO|got the Fuck out of there]].<br><youtube>xczyVD2c0NM</youtube>}}
 
{{center|He was happily married until [[Masturbation|caught sexually assaulting a poor defenceless melon]], so his [[imaginary|wife]] packed her bags and [[GTFO|got the Fuck out of there]].<br><youtube>AVeIQSxWHZw</youtube>}}


[[File:AngryMelonfarm.png|center]]
[[File:AngryMelonfarm.png|center]]
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Montagraph likes to pretend he is a King and rules his BlogTV channel like a [[Barack Obama|tyrant]] but the only thing he's good for is trying to rant about [[NWO|New World Order]] and how his [[VonHelton|half cousin]] is not a [[Pedophile|Pedophile]] - also he likes to drop peoples [[dox|dox]]. When he's not whining like a [[Bitch|bitch]] he dresses as the [[NWO|New World Order Solider]] and [[Fail|tries]] too give people a glimpse of the future - a future where the end of America has taken place and some [[Illuminati|mysterious organization]] now rules over us all.  
Montagraph likes to pretend he is a King and rules his BlogTV channel like a [[Barack Obama|tyrant]] but the only thing he's good for is trying to rant about [[NWO|New World Order]] and how his [[VonHelton|half cousin]] is not a [[Pedophile|Pedophile]] - also he likes to drop peoples [[dox|dox]]. When he's not whining like a [[Bitch|bitch]] he dresses as the [[NWO|New World Order Solider]] and [[Fail|tries]] too give people a glimpse of the future - a future where the end of America has taken place and some [[Illuminati|mysterious organization]] now rules over us all.  


Back in 2007 when he started on YouTube, Monty did live shows on Stickam in which he would be a boring, unfunny retard, wearing the same stupid black pineapple [[nigger]] wig. [[Trolls|Anyone who was funnier than him or didn't kiss his ass]] was kicked or banned. He was and still is an insecure baby.
Back in 2007 when he started on YouTube, Monty did live shows on Stickam in which he would be a boring, unfunny retard, wearing the same stupid black pineapple [[nigger]] wig. [[Trolls|Anyone who was funnier than him or didn't kiss his ass]] was kicked or banned. He was and still is an insecure baby. If that's not bad enough, he dresses up in [[Gimp|gimp masks]] and at one point made a [[snuff|snuff film]].
 
<center>If that's not bad enough, he dresses up in [[Gimp|gimp masks]] and at one point made a [[snuff|snuff film]].</center>
<center><youtube>97B7xIEEex0</youtube></center>
 


== Being Sam Kinison ==
== Being Sam Kinison ==
[[File:Montykinison.jpg|thumb|left|America's Funnyman lives]]According to Felix Pantaleon aka [[Caliberhitter|Caliberhitter]] an autistic dominican living in his parents basement , our Monty is actually stand up comedian [[fat|Sam Kinison]], long thought to be dead. MontaSam is now known to be [[Alex Jones|Bill Hicks]] #1 gatekeeper and cocksucker for the [[shit|NSA]]. When enough videos about Monty being Sam had been released by upstanding YouTube truthers, Monty [[rage|raged]] and made a [[fail|shitty rebuttal]] from a [[Poor|tiny motel room]] which proved nothing. "Both men" have the same stupid chin, the same stupid mouth. Same stupid voice. MontaSam is known for trying to be a funny guy, never being able to recapture his glory days.
[[File:Montykinison.jpg|thumb|left|America's Funnyman lives]]According to Felix Pantaleon aka Caliberhitter, an autistic Dominican living in his parents basement, our Monty is actually stand up comedian [[fat|Sam Kinison]], long thought to be dead. MontaSam is now known to be [[Alex Jones|Bill Hicks]] #1 gatekeeper and cocksucker for the [[shit|NSA]]. When enough videos about Monty being Sam had been released by upstanding YouTube truthers, Monty [[rage|raged]] and made a [[fail|shitty rebuttal]] from a [[Poor|tiny motel room]] which proved nothing. "Both men" have the same stupid chin, the same stupid mouth. Same stupid voice. MontaSam is known for trying to be a funny guy, never being able to recapture his glory days.


<br><br><center><youtube>1A41l58KAO8</youtube> <youtube>jDpkKMU3uwg</youtube></center>
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==Montagraph seeks 'manly' companionship==
==Montagraph seeks 'manly' companionship==
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDJx6RuPmr0 Admission]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDJx6RuPmr0 Admission]
*[http://radaris.com/p/Dale/Pociuviene/ Dale Pociuviene radaris.com]
*[http://radaris.com/p/Dale/Pociuviene/ Dale Pociuviene radaris.com]
*[http://www.myspace.com/stevequest Montagraph's lulzy shit for a Music career]
*[http://newmediarockstars.com/2012/03/4-weird-youtube-channels-that-will-make-you-say-wtf/ 4 WEIRD YOUTUBE CHANNELS THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY WTF]
*[http://newmediarockstars.com/2012/03/4-weird-youtube-channels-that-will-make-you-say-wtf/ 4 WEIRD YOUTUBE CHANNELS THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY WTF]
*[http://www.soundclick.com/members/default.cfm?member=oversees Oversees Alias]
*[http://www.soundclick.com/members/default.cfm?member=oversees Oversees Alias]
*[http://profile.yahoo.com/MNRCPHRZLXEJCECGGCZFSZ43NE/ Montafag's profile on Yahoo]   
*[http://www.professionalpeople.org/models/us/view.php?uid=57541&printpage=1 Montagraphy on professionalpeople.org]
*[http://blockyourid.com/~gbpprorg/lpfm/radio_theory.txt MicroPower FM Broadcasting]
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Latest revision as of 21:21, 12 December 2015

   
 
I AM KING, KNOW IT!
 

 
 

—More like 'princess'

   
 
I AM NOT DALE, I'M STEVE.
 

 
 

—Montagraph

   
 
ISN'T THAT FUCKING NEAT!
 

 
 

—Montafag raging...

   
 
ISN'T THAT NEAT? SURE IS...
 

 
 

—trannygraph

The story of Montagraph

Montagraph 'AKA - Dale Ellis Bennett' is the second most mentally challenged conspiratard on the internets, second of course to VonHelton. This idiot likes to present his videos as speculation these range from 9/11 to the end of the world scenarios. Like a true JewTube conspiracy theorist he attempts to cash in on views - A classic attention whore to the bone. Also Montagraph likes too claim he is a 'ghost in the machine' (like Neo or someshit) and that no can identify him and that he is an elite h4X0r.

He did find fame on YouTube as a shit eating, cross dressing drama whore .

Sometime in 2011, Monty decided to make multiple sock puppet accounts and stalk various people on YouTube, to do damage control for himself and his boyfriend VonHelton. Funnily enough he pulled the same shit again with his new account 0ctoberReignz and all he can do is rage from day 1 with that account - because people have seen his shit plenty of times before.

Still to this day, Montagraph is notorious for cyberstalking and harassment. He makes multiple accounts and acts like there is a whole army on his side, when in reality he's just a pussy, sitting behind a keyboard switching his accounts and talking to himself.

In 2014 Monty began peddling child snuff hurtcore under the alias JB Smeary and began the 222 cult for fellow child rapists to unite. [1].

MelonGate

He was happily married until caught sexually assaulting a poor defenseless melon, so his wife packed her bags and got the Fuck out of there.

In an attempt to try and make money, Montagraph tries too make money off his shitty situation by engaging in Credit card fraud .

Credit card fraud with the footage of the melon rape

BlogTV and Stickam

Monty as the Batman sneaking off to look over someones confidential information

Montagraph likes to pretend he is a King and rules his BlogTV channel like a tyrant but the only thing he's good for is trying to rant about New World Order and how his half cousin is not a Pedophile - also he likes to drop peoples dox. When he's not whining like a bitch he dresses as the New World Order Solider and tries too give people a glimpse of the future - a future where the end of America has taken place and some mysterious organization now rules over us all.

Back in 2007 when he started on YouTube, Monty did live shows on Stickam in which he would be a boring, unfunny retard, wearing the same stupid black pineapple nigger wig. Anyone who was funnier than him or didn't kiss his ass was kicked or banned. He was and still is an insecure baby. If that's not bad enough, he dresses up in gimp masks and at one point made a snuff film.

Being Sam Kinison

America's Funnyman lives

According to Felix Pantaleon aka Caliberhitter, an autistic Dominican living in his parents basement, our Monty is actually stand up comedian Sam Kinison, long thought to be dead. MontaSam is now known to be Bill Hicks #1 gatekeeper and cocksucker for the NSA. When enough videos about Monty being Sam had been released by upstanding YouTube truthers, Monty raged and made a shitty rebuttal from a tiny motel room which proved nothing. "Both men" have the same stupid chin, the same stupid mouth. Same stupid voice. MontaSam is known for trying to be a funny guy, never being able to recapture his glory days.

Montagraph seeks 'manly' companionship

The picture Cancerman sent to Montagraph

Yes from 2002 - 2005 Monty was looking for gay sex on the internet webs like a true creep. The only guy that he found while trawling was his pet gimp - CancermanCOINTELPRO. Who later committed tubeacide leaving Montagraph too continue his Qwest to stop trolls and save VonHelton from the FBI.

How to Troll Montagraph

  • Criticize him.
  • Call him Dale.
  • Call him short.
  • Call him Sam Kinison.
  • Call him this.
  • Make videos about him.
  • Troll on his YouTube channel.

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