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'''[[Fisting|Iron Fist]]'''<br /> | '''[[Fisting|Iron Fist]]'''<br /> | ||
☆☆☆☆☆<br /> | ☆☆☆☆☆<br /> | ||
Your fists are lethal weapons | Your fists are lethal weapons that can penetrate even [[diamonds|the hardest metal known to man]]. | ||
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[[Lulz|You can stick live grenades in people's pants.]] | [[Lulz|You can stick live grenades in people's pants.]] | ||
</td> | </td> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''[[Internet Tough Guy|Toughness]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
Years of [[steroid]] abuse have made you incapable of feeling pain. | |||
</td> | |||
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'''[[Jew]]'''<br /> | '''[[Jew]]'''<br /> | ||
☆☆☆<br /> | ☆☆☆<br /> | ||
As a a jew you have gained the ability to [[Scam|buy things cheaper and sell them for more]]. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''[[Party Van|V.A.N.S.]]'''<br /> | |||
☆<br /> | |||
The worst possible path to your current quest objective will be displayed in V.A.T.S. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''[[Texas|Gunslinger]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You do more damage with one-handed guns. | |||
</td> | |||
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'''Scrounger'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You'll find more ammo while [[Hobo|dumpster-diving]] for irradiated [[Fat|hamburgers]]. | |||
</td> | </td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">2</th> | <th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">2</th> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''Lady Killer'''<br /> | '''[[Baseball|Big Leagues]]'''<br /> | ||
☆☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You can [[3guys1hammer|slam heads off with melee weapons]]. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''[[Adam Lanza|Rifleman]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You have obtained the coveted Power of [[Breivik]] and do increased damage with non-automatic rifles. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Lead Belly'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You can drink moar radiation. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''[[Elliot Rodger|Lady Killer]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | ☆☆☆<br /> | ||
You're a professional [[pimp]] – Slapping your hoes now does [[Abortion|massive damage]]. | You're a professional [[pimp]] – Slapping your hoes now does [[Abortion|massive damage]]. | ||
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'''Black Widow'''<br /> | '''[[Anita Sarkeesian|Black Widow]]'''<br /> | ||
☆☆☆<br /> | ☆☆☆<br /> | ||
As a professional [[feminist]] you enjoy kicking [[Patriarchy|white cishet males]] in the [[bollocks]] and drinking [[male tears]]. | As a professional [[feminist]] you enjoy kicking [[Patriarchy|white cishet males]] in the [[bollocks]] and drinking [[male tears]]. | ||
</td> | </td> | ||
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<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | '''Medic'''<br /> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | ☆☆☆☆<br /> | ||
You don't need to jab as many [[Heroin|needles]] in your arm to get high. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Commando'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You do moar damage with automatic rifles. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''[[Jew Gold|Fortune Finder]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
Your enemies may [[WTF|turn into a shower of bottle caps when you kill them]]. | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">3</th> | <th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">3</th> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | '''Armourer'''<br /> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | ☆☆☆☆<br /> | ||
You can modify your [[Nudity|armour]]. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Awareness'''<br /> | |||
☆<br /> | |||
You have been enlightened to [[JEWS DID WTC|the truth]] and can view your enemies' resistances in V.A.T.S. | |||
[[Fact|JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''[[Jesus]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
The power of Christ allows you to regenerate your health. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''[[Forever Alone|Lone Wanderer]]'''<br /> | '''[[Forever Alone|Lone Wanderer]]'''<br /> | ||
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'''[[Americunt|Gun Nut]]'''<br /> | '''[[Americunt|Gun Nut]]'''<br /> | ||
☆☆☆☆<br /> | ☆☆☆☆<br /> | ||
You're going for the [[High Score]]. | You're going for the [[High Score]] and have learned how to modify your guns to be even more deadly. | ||
</td> | |||
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'''Sneak'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You can move undetected like shadows in the night, for you are [[The Rapeman]]. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''[[BestGore|Bloody Mess]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
Your enemies will often [[Doom|explode into bloody chunks of flesh]] when you hit them with anything. | |||
</td> | </td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">4</th> | <th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">4</th> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | '''[[Will Smith|Black Smith]]'''<br /> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | ☆☆☆<br /> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | You can modify melee weapons. | ||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Locksmith'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You have mastered the art of breaking and entering. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Chem Resistant'''<br /> | |||
☆☆<br /> | |||
You love doing drugs. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Attack Doge'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
[[Doge|wow. such attack very wasteland much doge]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''[[H4xx0r]]'''<br /> | '''[[H4xx0r]]'''<br /> | ||
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You have mastered [[Computer Science III]]. | You have mastered [[Computer Science III]]. | ||
</td> | </td> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''Mister Sandman'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You kill people in their sleep because you're a complete pussy. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''[[Anonymous|Mysterious Stranger]]'''<br /> | '''[[Anonymous|Mysterious Stranger]]'''<br /> | ||
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<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">5</th> | <th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">5</th> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''[[Team Fortress 2|Heavy]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
[[File:Heavy.png|150px]] | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''[[Allahu Akbar|Demolition Expert]]'''<br /> | '''[[Allahu Akbar|Demolition Expert]]'''<br /> | ||
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You can [[rape]] animals at gunpoint. | You can [[rape]] animals at gunpoint. | ||
</td> | </td> | ||
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<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | '''Scrapper'''<br /> | ||
☆☆<br /> | |||
You have a tendency to break things. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Action Boy/Girl'''<br /> | |||
☆☆<br /> | |||
Your [[erection|action points]] recover faster. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''[[Retard]]'''<br /> | '''[[Retard]]'''<br /> | ||
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<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">6</th> | <th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">6</th> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | '''Hoarder'''<br /> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | ☆☆☆☆<br /> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | You need to stop picking up every single fucking item that you find. | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | </td> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''[[Prostitute|Night Person]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆<br /> | |||
You have gained the power of the [[Goth|Vampyre]] and are one with the night, you also [[Annoying|gain permanent night vision while sneaking]]. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Rad Resistant'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You should find a fucking hazmat suit and stop wasting points on this stupid perk. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Cult Leader'''<br /> | |||
☆☆<br /> | |||
Offers improvements to the dumb [[Minecraft|settlement building]] feature. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''[[WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You can make mods for [[Star Wars|energy weapons]]. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''[[Sonic|Gotta go fast!]]'''<br /> | '''[[Sonic|Gotta go fast!]]'''<br /> | ||
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[[Captain Obvious|Bullets are less likely to hit you if you're running.]] | [[Captain Obvious|Bullets are less likely to hit you if you're running.]] | ||
</td> | </td> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''[[Massive damage|Better Criticals]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
Your critical hits become even more overpowered. | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">7</th> | <th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">7</th> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | '''Steady Aim'''<br /> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | ☆☆<br /> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | Makes [[N00b|your shitty aim]] better. | ||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Refractor'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
Increases your [[resist]]ance to energy weapons. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Adamantium Skeleton'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''[[Alcoholic]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You're a drunk. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''[[Breaking Bad|Chemist]]'''<br /> | '''[[Breaking Bad|Chemist]]'''<br /> | ||
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You gain ninja powers. | You gain ninja powers. | ||
</td> | </td> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''Critical Banker'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You can store critical hits for later use. | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">8</th> | <th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">8</th> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | '''Basher'''<br /> | ||
☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You'd rather beat people to death with your gun because shooting them wastes ammo. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Sniper'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You're the very reincarnation of the [[Americunt]] Sniper, [[Faggot|Chris Kyle]]. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''[[Cannibal]]'''<br /> | '''[[Cannibal]]'''<br /> | ||
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You enjoy [[Blowjob|feasting on the flesh of your fellow man]]. | You enjoy [[Blowjob|feasting on the flesh of your fellow man]]. | ||
</td> | </td> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | '''[[Pro-Ana|Thinsperational]]'''<br /> | ||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
Provides various upgrades to the game's [[Dumbfuck|AI-controlled]] companions. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Robotics Expert'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You can rape [[robots]]. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''Quick Hands'''<br /> | '''Quick Hands'''<br /> | ||
☆☆<br /> | ☆☆<br /> | ||
[[ | You can reload your guns and [[fap]] faster. | ||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Grim Reaper's Sprint'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
I am become [[death]], destroyer of worlds. | |||
</td> | </td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
<tr> | <tr> | ||
<th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">9</th> | <th colspan="1" style="background:#abf;">9</th> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | '''Rooted'''<br /> | ||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You're turning into a tree. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''[[Penis|Penetrator]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆<br /> | |||
You can [[Fuck|penetrate]] anything in V.A.T.S. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''Ghoulish'''<br /> | '''Ghoulish'''<br /> | ||
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</td> | </td> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''Wasteland Whisperer'''<br /> | '''[[Detroit|Wasteland]] [[Screamer|Whisperer]]'''<br /> | ||
☆☆☆<br /> | ☆☆☆<br /> | ||
[[Awesome|You can rape Deathclaws at gunpoint.]] | [[Awesome|You can rape Deathclaws at gunpoint.]] | ||
</td> | </td> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | '''[[Schrodinger's cat|Quantum Physicist]]'''<br /> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"></td> | ☆☆☆<br /> | ||
Is the cat [[Dead or Alive]]? [[It is a mystery]]. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''[[Zerg Rush|Blitzkrieg]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆<br /> | |||
Increases melee distance in V.A.T.S. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''[[Irish|Fighting Irishman]]'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆☆<br /> | |||
Racist perk that randomly recharges your critical meter. | |||
</td> | |||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
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You can [[Bruce Jenner|run over little old ladies]] while wearing power armour. | You can [[Bruce Jenner|run over little old ladies]] while wearing power armour. | ||
</td> | </td> | ||
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'''Concentrated Fire'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
Why the fuck is this a level 10 perk? | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''[[Birdman|Solar Powered]]'''<br /> | '''[[Birdman|Solar Powered]]'''<br /> | ||
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</td> | </td> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''[[ | '''[[Rapist|Intimidation]]'''<br /> | ||
☆☆☆<br /> | ☆☆☆<br /> | ||
You can [[rape]] people at gunpoint. | You can [[rape]] people at gunpoint. | ||
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You get [[Max Payne|bullet time]] when your health drops below 20%. | You get [[Max Payne|bullet time]] when your health drops below 20%. | ||
</td> | </td> | ||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | <td style="background:#eee;"> | ||
'''Gun Fu'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
You've mastered the ancient art of [[Musashi Gundoh|gundoh]]. | |||
</td> | |||
<td style="background:#eee;"> | |||
'''Ricochet'''<br /> | |||
☆☆☆<br /> | |||
Your enemies will often [[Suicide|shoot themselves]] because you're so [[fugly]]. | |||
</td> | </td> | ||
</tr> | </tr> | ||
</table> | </table> | ||
[[category:gaming]] |
Latest revision as of 10:24, 28 February 2016
Strength | Perception | Endurance | Charisma | Intelligence | Agility | Luck | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 |
Iron Fist |
Pickpocket |
Toughness |
Jew |
V.A.N.S. |
Gunslinger |
Scrounger |
2 |
Big Leagues |
Rifleman |
Lead Belly |
Lady Killer Black Widow |
Medic |
Commando |
Fortune Finder |
3 |
Armourer |
Awareness |
Jesus |
Lone Wanderer |
Gun Nut |
Sneak |
Bloody Mess |
4 |
Black Smith |
Locksmith |
Chem Resistant |
Attack Doge |
H4xx0r |
Mister Sandman |
Mysterious Stranger |
5 |
Heavy |
Demolition Expert |
Aquaman |
Animal Friend |
Scrapper |
Action Boy/Girl |
Retard |
6 |
Hoarder |
Night Person |
Rad Resistant |
Cult Leader |
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE? |
Gotta go fast! |
Better Criticals |
7 |
Steady Aim |
Refractor |
Adamantium Skeleton |
Alcoholic |
Chemist |
Ninja |
Critical Banker |
8 |
Basher |
Sniper |
Cannibal |
Thinsperational |
Robotics Expert |
Quick Hands |
Grim Reaper's Sprint |
9 |
Rooted |
Penetrator |
Ghoulish |
Wasteland Whisperer |
Quantum Physicist |
Blitzkrieg |
Fighting Irishman |
10 |
Pain Train |
Concentrated Fire |
Solar Powered |
Intimidation |
Virgin With Rage |
Gun Fu |
Ricochet |