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'''j/k''' stands for "[[jew|just kiking]]" and should be accompanied by a picture or emote of a greedy big-nosed jew rubbing his hands together. Most effectively applied after tricking those who are foolish enough to trust you out of [[israel|shekels]], [[injuns|land]], or [[sex]].
'''j/k''' stands for "[[jew|just kiking]]" and should be accompanied by a picture or emote of a greedy big-nosed jew rubbing his hands together. Most effectively applied after tricking those who are foolish enough to trust you out of [[israel|shekels]], [[injuns|land]], or [[sex]].


==Usage==
==Usage==
''This is how you would use j/k in an everyday situation''
 
:[[Futhman]]: I hate [[Jews]]
 
:Quasidan: :'(
'''[[jew|Ariel Sharon]]''': I hate [[muslim|mudslimes]]
:Futhman: j/k [[;-)]]
 
:Quasidan: OIC lol
'''[[jew|Benjamin Netanyahu]]''': Lol yeah me too!
''Note: Futhman is lying when he says j/k in this context. We all know jews suck.''
 
'''Benjamin Netanyahu''': j/k lol they're important to our economy.
 
'''Ariel Sharon''': [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|Bulldoze their homes.]]
 


==J/K As a Drama-Generating Technique==
==J/K As a Drama-Generating Technique==
*Say something really offensive and end it with a "j/k", thereby absolving you from any offense that might have been taken (see also [[dubious disclaimer]]).
 
 
*Say something really offensive and end it with a "j/k", thereby placing any potential blame squarely upon the jews, '''[[jews did 9/11|WHERE IT BELONGS]]'''
 


Example:
Example:
:[[OP]] posts in [[amipregnant]]: "I hate everyone who gets pregnant out of wedlock . You are all whores.  j/k"
 
:[[pregnant]] [[bitch]]: wtf that's not cool.
'''[[OP]] posts in [[amipregnant]]:''' "I hate everyone who isn't circumcised! You are all whores.  j/k"
:OP: chill out broad, I said j/k!
 
'''[[pregnant]] [[bitch]]:''' wtf that's not cool.
 
'''OP:''' chill out [[goy]], I said j/k!
 


==Alternate Spellings==
==Alternate Spellings==
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* jay kay (can be confusing, see below)
* jay kay (can be confusing, see below)
* just kidding
* just kidding


==Alternate Meanings==
==Alternate Meanings==
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* JK can also stand for '''[[John Kerry]]'''
* JK can also stand for '''[[John Kerry]]'''
* JK can also stand for '''Jewish [[JEWS DID WTC|Konspiracy]]'''
* JK can also stand for '''Jewish [[JEWS DID WTC|Konspiracy]]'''
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Latest revision as of 03:06, 11 March 2016



j/k stands for "just kiking" and should be accompanied by a picture or emote of a greedy big-nosed jew rubbing his hands together. Most effectively applied after tricking those who are foolish enough to trust you out of shekels, land, or sex.


Usage

Ariel Sharon: I hate mudslimes

Benjamin Netanyahu: Lol yeah me too!

Benjamin Netanyahu: j/k lol they're important to our economy.

Ariel Sharon: Bulldoze their homes.


J/K As a Drama-Generating Technique

  • Say something really offensive and end it with a "j/k", thereby placing any potential blame squarely upon the jews, WHERE IT BELONGS


Example:

OP posts in amipregnant: "I hate everyone who isn't circumcised! You are all whores. j/k"

pregnant bitch: wtf that's not cool.

OP: chill out goy, I said j/k!


Alternate Spellings

Traditional spelling of j/k
  • j/k
  • jk
  • JK
  • j\k
  • just kaying
  • jking
  • joshing
  • jay kay (can be confusing, see below)
  • just kidding


Alternate Meanings

  • Jay Kay is also lead singer for pop-house band Jamiroquai[1].
  • JK can also stand for Jedi Knight
  • JK can also stand for John Kerry
  • JK can also stand for Jewish Konspiracy
WTF
WTF
J/k is part of a series on acronyms

[BRB LOLWTFBBQ]

Internets Lingo

AFAIK • ASL • BFF • BRB • BTFO • BTW • CBF • DBI • DFC • FFS • FTFY • FTW • G2G • GG • GTFO • IAWTC • IDGAF • IDK • IIRC • ILY • IMO • IMHO • ISHYGDDT • J/K • JFC • LMAO • LOL • M/F? • NSFW • OMG • QFT • PHP • ROFL • RTFM • SNCA • STFU • STFW • SWTF • TMI • TND • TTYL • WTF • YGGR • YWNBAW • ZOMG

Other Lingo

BCC • FIRRIB • FYIAD • FUBAR • GABYAW • IDIFTL • PITR • TLA • YHBT

Internet Places/Group

CDC • FCTC • FYAD • GNAA • IRC • LUE • PP4L • TJC • TOTSE

Moar Internet Shit

BBQ • GNU • GPG4Win • MTP • MMORPG • P2P • PGP • ROR

IRL Acronyms

BBS • BCE • BDIC • GNWT • ITT Tech • JFK • NORP • PB • YOLO

Bad Acronyms

ACLU • ACMA • ACORN • ALF • ATF • BDSM • BLP • CIA • CP • CSD • DMCA • EDL • ESRB • FBI • FA • FFA • FNB • IWF • L.U.L.Z. • MGTOW • MPAA • MTP • MUGEN • NAMBLA • NEDM • RIAA • SPH • SPLC • TBBT • TOW • WWJD

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