YIFY

Yify fags are the dumbest people to ever walk this earth

YIFY is a movie ripping group honeytrap group by the feds known for their ability to take standard definition movie rips and encode them into shitty looking high definition. It is highly beloved by poortards with a poor internet connection, who wastes it on low quality versions of horrible movies. In October of 2015, their shit website was shut down and instead of facing a lawsuit in the gazillions, the New Zealand headsman decided to just give out the info of every single person who had ever used the site. Their lack of quality is still applied as a filter on newly released movies on torrents, to be used by poorfags too stupid to download proper quality.

	“	I personally think that many people are following and downloading YIFY encodes due to the consistency we offer in our releasing. Everything from the consistent film cover art, to the information layout, and ultimately to the file-size of our encodes,” YIFY said. “I believe this is important because people like stability and assurance with what they are downloading. By adding consistency to a reasonable file-size, we have filled a spot in the community, which seemingly has a lot of demand,” he added.	„
	—Consistently shit, that is.

How to make a YIFY rip

The FBI informants

• Get a job at FBI
• Download a 700 mb version of the movie
• Put it into a video converter, set video size to 1920x1080
• Put it into Sony Vegas and apply a blur filter
• Upload it to Thepiratebay and wait for stupid retards to download it
• Wait for comments praising the quality
• Arrest all of those retards

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  Actual quality

See also

• aXXo
• ThePirateBay

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