User talk:Dbaggins/Archive/1

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Onideus 05:53, 7 June 2013 (EDT)

you're invited...

...to spam the talk page! 07:16, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

Top lel

there's a lot of stuff id like to delete too, but the new rules state that if it's not a shitpost or spam, it can not be deleted. the article is not the best, but is far from a shitpost. :) -hipcrime 22:15, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

unblocked ••General Niggerson 22:21, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

yes hello

if u havent decided to leave ED forever just yet, you are more than welcome to continue contributing. Please ignore Onideus he literally bans everybody for disagreeing with him. :) ~Oblique 22:24, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

Sorry that you had to read that RAPE of the English language above (Oblique has a pretty poor command of elementary level punctuation). I actually only ban spam artists and people who vandalize articles, as per Zaiger's rules regarding this site. I would suggest you refrain from doing it any more, because while ~I~ only ban for 24 hours regarding shit like that, many of the other admins on this site are very less forgiving and will ban you indefinitely. When it comes to banning I'm pretty well the most lenient admin on the site. --Onideus 22:30, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

Don't mind Onideus, you can learn more about him here. 23:25, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

Schnookums, as a result of editing my article, is currently making posts on Flickr, requesting that child pornography be posted to his ED user page. Some of us play very high level/nasty troll games with each other on this site, most of which were initially created some twenty years ago on the Usenet group alt.hackers.malicious. Best to be careful not to get involved unless you like playing on that field. Just remember, anything you try doing to someone can and very likely will be done to you in turn. ^__^

--Onideus 23:29, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

So now you're threatening me ~ Dbaggins aka Dildo B. 23:32, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

Actually trying to keep you out of trouble. Schnookums is attempting to use you as a potential pawn in our little game, I'm simply giving you a heads up. Also, take note of what just happened to the user SnakeDae, he did exactly what you did...tried to removing whole sections from an article...and he just got banned indefinitely for it. Like I said, I'm the most lenient of the admins on this site. --Onideus 23:35, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

In other words, he's threatening you. 23:36, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

In other words, you're pissy and on the rag cause "you're" making pedo posts on picture pot luck sites and you need new "recruits" for your pathetic attempt at creating a "personal army". ^__^

--Onideus 23:46, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

Fun fact Onideus, I never asked for you to "Keep me out of trouble" and I never asked for you to help me. You're the only person who's banned me so far, and you're the only person who's caused any problems. Yet here you stand trying to make it out as though everyone else is the bad guy. And then you insult my intelligence implying I could potentially become a "pawn" for Schnookums. Fuck you ~ Dbaggins aka Dildo B. 23:39, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

We've hit a nerve which is why he is resorting to threats. Story of my life. 23:42, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

"We've" LOL Is that the ~royal~ "we" there, Schnookums? Looks like he's already recruited you, Sunshine. Yes...yes you really are nothing more than his "pawn". Have fun with that! ^__^

--Onideus 23:46, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

You're threatening me and have banned him, so that qualifies as we. I never stated we are collaborating or anything like that. 23:49, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

UH OH! BACKPEDAL! LOOK OUT! *nods* Good idea, Schnookums, play it down, you don't want to come off too strong with this pawn, he might not play the way you want him to. *winks*

--Onideus 23:53, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

No Schnookums, he's caught us. Any time two or more people agree on a character flaw of his, it has to be because those people premeditated their decision and launched their cult-like assault on him. It's impossible that maybe he's just a fucked up person. Hell, I've been a Schnookums sock this entire time. Jolly good deduction, Oni. ~ Dbaggins aka Dildo B. 23:54, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

Oh, no, no...I'm not a "fucked up person" I'm just a "supremely magnificent bastard", or, as I like to put it; eight shades of ass blistering reality coupled with a few sharp bitch slaps of hard, biting, cynical sarcasm. ^__^

PS - Fag lames? Really? LOL, great, we've picked up another shit level editor on the site. *rolls eyes*

--Onideus 00:00, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

FUCK! ODIDEUS DOESN'T APPROVE OF ME! HOW WILL I GET THROUGH THE DAY? Your incessant spam of smug emoticons coupled by your assumptions that other people need you to validate them makes your insecurities clear as daylight. Hey, but here you are defending yourself to me -- a random new guy who just showed up a couple days ago. Sorry bud, but I'm not going to accept or validate you any time in the near or far future ~ Dbaggins aka Dildo B. 00:05, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

Whooo...somebody sure is upset! Yeesh, I only banned you for a day d00d, no need to butt-rage about it. LOL

Here ya go, have a kitten, will that make you feel better?

--Onideus 00:12, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

So you derail the entire topic and write it off as me being angry. Must be convenient in your little world where everything always works out for you. I think we're done here ~ Dbaggins aka Dildo B. 00:14, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

Um...you ~are~ angry. LOL I directly insulted your intelligence (when you said that some of the sections were too long for your Ritalin deficiency to handle), which caused you to spaz out and attempt to revert my edits out of enraged spite. You are, effectively, the very poster child for "butthurt" at this point. --Onideus 03:51, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

Still sticking to your guns I call "irrelevancy" I see. Keep up the bad work! I expected no less of you Onideus ~ Dbaggins aka Dildo B. 03:53, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

Crap! Gave you the wrong link earlier. If you want to learn about Onideus, his article is here. He's been hounding me ever since I discovered that may have been a member of NAMBLA. No, I'm not joking. However Onideus says someone hacked their site to slander him. Do a Google search for Matthew Moulton NAMBLA and decide for yourself. 04:03, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

gun control

If you wish to offer any constructive feedback on the article, please do so on the talk page. Should you wish to contact me in private, view my profile then click E-mail this user. Just don't check E-mail me a copy of my message because it doesn't always work. 03:32, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

Don't interpret my undoing your edit as me saying you are wrong. However, Onideus does use bots and scripts to harass users and once that happens I am powerless to do a thing about it. Should use the E-mail this user feature so we can talk over email. You're off to a good start and don't want to lose you over something silly. 04:18, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

FYI 11:41, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

Technically it was that Satanist guy who posted all that initial stuff, he just forgot to sign his name on your talk page. --Onideus 15:51, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

Picture of the Now

June 13, 2013 12:08, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

Busted

Indisputable proof that Onideus is a liar. Also still laughing that he's in his 40's and wears diapers. NAMBLA member, allegedly. God I love this place. 21:00, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

Your query...

FTL. • Mr.Jonzz 22:02, 10 June 2013 (EDT)

Official ED Troll Seal "Successful Troll Is Successful"

HEY THERE! Hey, Dbaggins/Archive/1! I saw what you did with Heath Campbell. I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

14:02, 11 June 2013 (EDT)

[[User: :: D. Baggins >> 21:11, 12 June 2013 (EDT)| :: D. Baggins >> 21:11, 12 June 2013 (EDT)]] likes this.

Edits Were Made ~Just~ For You! :D

Well, okay, technically it's been on my "to do" list for sometime, but your epic, frothing autism gave me a good excuse...

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:When_is_it_crap%3F

Read up, Junior! Specifically the VANITY EDITING section.

--Onideus 00:10, 9 August 2013 (EDT)

Please do not vandalize your article anymore. I will attempt to restore it to its best form. Thank you. :: D. Baggins >> 00:16, 9 August 2013 (EDT)

If you attempt to add your username or other vanity edits you're going to get banned once again, Junior...and it'll be for longer each time you do it. You can add material to the page if you want, but it has to be about *ME*...not ~you~...nobody gives a rats ass about ~you~ on *MY* page. --Onideus 00:18, 9 August 2013 (EDT)

Then please explain why you removed Schnookum's name and also tried to smear my name on your article. :: D. Baggins >> 00:20, 9 August 2013 (EDT)

In case it hasn't dawned on you yet, faggot, the people who obsess over me are KOOKS in and of themselves. The article in general pokes fun at *THEM* as much as it does me (normally in a generic sense). If you didn't want to be made fun of you should have kept your idiot name off of the article to begin with. *YOU* added it so you really can't be bitching or whining that it was edited against your favor. That's what we do to vanity editors like you...we turn their vanity edits AGAINST THEM. --Onideus 00:26, 9 August 2013 (EDT)

Then please explain why you removed Schnookum's name and also tried to smear my name on your article. Ad hominem doesn't answer my questions. Thank you. :: D. Baggins >> 00:29, 9 August 2013 (EDT)

Hmmm...maybe if I smack him hard enough the skipping will stop. Maybe he's just too damn stupid to get it? Or maybe he CAN'T READ...oh well, for Hatter Addicts this stupid I guess banning them when they attempt to start an edit war over their vanity edits is the only real way to teach them. Negative reinforcement and all like that. They may not have the cognitive capacity to UNDERSTAND why they're getting banned, but they'll avoid the behavior nonetheless simply as a result of that negative reinforced imprinting. --Onideus 00:33, 9 August 2013 (EDT)

I assumed that you, as a sysop, would be able to answer my questions. Sorry about that. I'll just proceed :: D. Baggins >> 00:47, 9 August 2013 (EDT)

Your questions have already been addressed, Downs:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:When_is_it_crap%3F

An entire section was added to the help files ~just~ to cover your special brand of retardation. If you can't follow the rules, then don't whine when you wind up getting banned. --Onideus 00:49, 9 August 2013 (EDT)

Onideus

Dbaggins you write good articles. At this point it no longer matters how this mess got started. Please just avoid Onideus and don't touch his article. The reason being is there are much better things to focus on. Don't make the mistake that I did. Catch me in IRC if you have any questions. Echo of Schnookums 15:04, 9 August 2013 (EDT)

Note for other SysOps

Dbaggins is an excellent contributor but left because Onideus kept banning him and replacing his lulz with unfunny. So now that Onideus is gone forever I've asked Dbaggins to remove the cancer Onideus added to a lot of articles. So please welcome back this excellent contributor. 01:20, 26 November 2013 (EST)

• [[User:Dbaggins|Dbaggins]] likes this. :: D. Baggins >> 01:29, 26 November 2013 (EST)

Welcome back! If something like that ever happens again please let me know so I can take care of it before you leave. --Mantequilla (talk) 04:17, 26 November 2013 (EST)

Also, I may have taken his word at face value and believed his crap, I apologize for that. --Mantequilla (talk) 04:19, 26 November 2013 (EST)

needed/proposed

could i get you to move oct/nov from the archive to the needed/proposed page? if not i'll get in in a bit. no big deal or anything. 07:29, 26 November 2013 (EST)

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I'll just leave this here... ••General Niggerson 14:20, 26 November 2013 (EST)

He's almost got b& more than I did, his guy is alright! Say Dbaggins and NKO, have you said goodbye to Onideus yet? 14:23, 26 November 2013 (EST)

Like hell I'm touching his talk page ••General Niggerson 14:30, 26 November 2013 (EST)

Yeah I burned a box of Huggies in remembrance of him. Things sure are going to be different now :: D. Baggins >> 23:37, 26 November 2013 (EST)

Dildo Baggins

Is this also you? ••General Niggerson 01:55, 20 December 2013 (EST)

No it isn't. Also there is a Dildo Baggins lurking EDF2. I know Dbaggins from IRC. 01:58, 20 December 2013 (EST)

MIA

Yo, sorry I was MIA for so long everyone, just dealing with finals in school and stuff. I'll be spending more time doing my duties for at least the next month or so. :: D. Baggins >> 22:22, 24 December 2013 (EST)

We meet at last

hi--Dildo Baggins 15:35, 16 January 2014 (EST)

Hello ••General Niggerson 15:53, 16 January 2014 (EST)

My final boss :: D. Baggins >> 15:42, 17 January 2014 (EST)

per irc

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And more... 05:46, 19 January 2014 (EST)

RE: Yes hello

Alright. Thanks. I don't have much to say about about myself either. --JuniusThaddeus 18:08, 19 January 2014 (EST)

many thanks friend

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feature

When EmiNet is ready let me know and we can feature it on the Main Page. Either I can do it or show you how to feature articles if you wish. 20:48, 19 January 2014 (EST)

• Navigate to AOTN to find the next available slot and relevant dates. Featured articles are always run for 2 days. You will append the article link after the dates.

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That's about it. You can always leave a note in rc to request someone double-check your work. 21:08, 19 January 2014 (EST)

Badge

Thank you so much for the amazing badge kind sir. LittleHitler 06:36, 20 January 2014 (EST)

EmiNet Award

Hello kind sir, here is a prestigious and rare award for doing the Eminet troll with me. Please enjoy. LittleHitler 09:37, 20 January 2014 (EST)

EmiNet new development

See talk for additional information. ^reply 02:10, 22 January 2014 (EST)