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Article of the Now Bashar al-Assad Bashar Hafez al-Assad or in English Basher Del Asshat was born on the Moslem Holiday of 9/11 on September 11, 1965. Bashar was the Rightful leader of Syria who was elected in a free, democratic Syrian election on 17 July 2000. He was able to win the office of Syrian President-for-life in a landslide victory with 88% of the vote. A Puppet leader of the Ba'ath Party and ardent supporter of Islamic Terrorist Groups, Al-Assad screamed the loudest for the destruction of THE GREAT SATAN. This was until 2012 when he started crying for fellow Muslim U.S. President Barack Obama to help him maintain his aristocratic lifestyle of elected king and his favored position as King Of Oppression, Violator of Human Rights, Keeping Wimmins Barefoot And In The Kitchen and being that Pimp Daddy King that Bitch Smacks anyone that has an opposing political opinion with a long prison sentence. Everything the Obama administration stood for. On December 8, 2024, after nearly 14 years of buttfuckery of civil war, he was BTFO'ed by rebels. (( YOU CANT MOSSAD THE ASSAD, HOWEVER, THE ASSAD DYNASTY IS OVER! )) What have I missed? Syria 2 days ago Gravity Falls 4 days ago Adam Lanza 6 days ago Did You Know... ... that a creator of Sprunki has been Doxed by UTTP members? ... that ED is turning 20 years old in December? ... that the Internet Archive got haxxored recently, not once, but twice? (See 31 million of you on HIBP!) ... that a Trump sign started a shoot out in Las Vegas? ... that Doge has died? ... that Iran's president has died in a helicopter crash? ... that encyclopediadramatica.online died because the new owner hid like a bitch and let it die? Spread the word about edramatica.com ... rapper P Diddy has been arrested and denied bail? ... that encyclopediadramatica.win died (FOR REAL THIS TIME AS OF OCTOBER 4, 2024, PUT ON CLIENTHOLD BY CLOUDFLARE), all .win refugees are welcome to join the REAL ED Video of the Now Suggest a Featured Video • View the VOTN Archives

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