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A Hotwife is a woman who is free to fuck other men with her husband’s knowledge, approval and encouragement. The level of the husband’s involvement can vary. It's up to the hotwife how much involvement her simpering, chubby hubby haves. The practice of the hotwife is a subculture of the swinging lifestyle, specifically MFM (male/female/male). Some wives play completely on their own, with no interaction with her well trained, on a short leash bitch of a husband. Others enjoy their husband watching or participating. However, in all these relationships the selfish whore is free to play with others, while the husband and his insufficient ding dong mcdork remains completely monogamous and faithful only to her over-sized axe wound.

Hotwives don't consider themselves cheaters, justifying their actions because hubby approves, and sometimes arranges everything. He may even know the bull who will stretch his wife's ass. His awareness and approval is supposed to be one of the most important ingredients to a successful marriage. They do on the other hand refer to themselves as sluts, cum whores, and cum sluts, which is apt.

Three levels of husband involvement

  • The hotwife meets other men with her ATM machine husband in tow. However, any interaction between both men is more on a social or even friendship level in which the bull is laughing his ass off behind hubs' back over what a little honey glazed ham wallet he really is. The husband won't be involved in any sexual activities between the wife and her beau. In fact, the husband could even be the one who finds other men or helps make arrangements for her to meet them, but does not participate.
  • The hotwife has sexual relations with other men in the husband's presence, or even engages in some sexual play that involves all three (also known as sword-crossing). It's the classic cuckold arrangement in which the wife fucks her lover while hubby watches. An extension of this scenario involves the husband in the classic menage-a-trois, sucking the bull's cock in order to get him ready for his wife. It could involve any degree of sex, which all three agree upon. Some wives prefer their husband be involved sexually, vicariously living out her fantasy of having a bisexual husband.

Why?

A hotwife discovers men who remain interested in her that aren't her wimpy douche bag husband. The selfish bitch finds gratification in this realization. Some women, especially feminists, justify this as a kind of sexual awakening, often expressed in terms of personal empowerment. In some circles a woman may even advertise her whorish behavior by wearing an ankle bracelet on her right ankle to signify that she’s a whorewife. Keep this in mind next time you go clubbing, gents. It's typically the idea of the husband who becomes sexually excited by the idea of another dude plowing his wife. For some sick reason, this fantasy is one of the more mentioned among all male fantasies, so it is far from rare, making the average married man one fucked up little bitch.

From the husband’s perspective, the pursuit of his dishwasher by other men introduces a competitive instinct. It's supposed to strengthen the husband's resolve to remain faithful and attentive, as he becomes a sniveling little crybaby seeks constant reaffirmation of the marital bond. Simply put, the more she strays the more intent the husband becomes to secure his place at her side. Strangely, husbands seem to pop boners more often when told by their wife that her lover has a bigger cock and better in the sack, or is even hotter than her husband. These butthurt men are motivated by the perception of a competitive landscape in which they think they have to fight harder for their wife's affection. Naturally, the husband foolishly believes he has the home field advantage (his wife's heart), so the creation of a contrived competitive disadvantage (real or perceived) appears to create the illusion of a fair fight in his mind, and triggers heightened sexual experiences. What he doesn't get is that his whore of a wife gets to fuck whoever she wants while he pulls his putz to internet pron. Even in situations where the wife returns home after riding other cocks, the husband does not seek immediate reassurance of his wife's love for him, hiding in the closet and praying to Satan she doesn't shove his suitcases in his face and tell him to get the fuck out. He will instead be seeking vivid descriptions of some pothead slamming his load into her cave of conquest, punctuated by crying like a little girl as she compares him to her lover in less than flattering ways.

It goes without saying that women have a different perspective on being a hotwife. After adjusting to the changes in the relationship they often express a sense of freedom and renewed self-assurance. Gaining control over her sex life, and that of her husband's pretty much means she wears the pants in the marriage, and can do whatever the fuck she wants.

In some ways there is a slight gigantic role reversal in the marriage, with the husband instead having to accept the large number of other dicks his wife now regularly takes. This may include both timing and frequency. He must accept her choices of sexual partners, and adjust to the fact that he'll be getting sloppy seconds for the rest of his life, taking a backseat to men his wife sees outside the marriage. He may need to accept his wife is a STD infected whore, and in extreme situations, her being sexually exclusive with someone other than him. He may also have to stuff his flaccid willy between his buttcheeks and deal with meeting studs who have had or will plow his wife. All of these involve a wide range of unfamiliar, albeit potentially soul crushing emotions for the husband.

In summary, what we have now is the pussification of the male by the most selfish, self centered, cum catching, dishrags the good lord shat out. Hotwives will be the first to claim it's the most unselfish act their faithful lap dog hubbies give. This of course makes perfect sense, since women as a species are like a black hole, a massive black, life sucking blob from which there is no return once caught in her field of gravity. Those who are the most selfish rarely see themselves as such, and as a rule cannot comprehend or recognize their own greedy sense of self. The pussy is the ultimate weapon against a man, and the hotwife is not afraid to use it not only against her dead-inside husband, but for the benefit of every |swinging dick that cums her way. Any man bleeding whelp of a cum filled cunt who allows himself to be controlled by the hotwife deserves all the diseases she passes onto him. Any man who wants to watch his wife fuck a nigger while he uses his pile driving pork sword to destroy his wife's clownhole doesn't deserve the title of 'man'. He deserves the title of wishy-washy, bitch slapped, yeast infected twat. A real man knows no pussy is worth staying faithful to, much less one whose life support system runs around with a sense of entitlement to every crooked, bent, molluscum contagiosum infected cranny axe within state limits.

Case studies

These fucking jew losers case studies are real people taken from swinglifestyle.com. They were chosen based on how easily their lives were pieced together through simple research, and high levels of perversion. SLS does not permit random browsing of their members. One must create an account to view other member profiles. Even logged in, services such as FreezePage would not capture anything but the site index. Screenshots were taken instead.

Jack and Heather Nicklaus

A bitch and his hotwife
A bitch and his hotwife.
Jack and Heather's SLS profile
Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
Heather at work
Heather at the front of the table. We know she's not telling them about her stretched pussy

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Fish for dinner?
jack licks up the remains of the day.
Meh
Those tits look like fried eggs nailed to a wall. Heather is not impressed.
splash!
That wet spot is the size of her cave. She looks impressed with herself. Why? She's fat.
That's not how you do it, dummy
Heather showing us how she gives head, and does it all wrong.
  • SLS: Wanting2share
  • Yahoo: [email protected] (doubles as their Yahoo Messenger. Feel free to message them and say 'Hi!)
  • Address: 11618 4th Ave E Bradenton, FL 34212
  • Phone: (941) 708-3200

Jack and Heather have four six kids, four from Jack's previous marriage and two from Heather's two previous marriages. They do not have children together.

About Jack About Heather
  • Name: Jack Frederick Nicklaus
  • DOB: February 12, 1964
  • Work: K-Mart Manager @ 501 N. Beneva Road #800 Sarasota, Florida
  • Work: (941) 957-1460
  • Cell: (941) 724-1723; Jack had made clear to members on SLS that this cell number is used for hotwife calls and texts.
  • Email: [email protected]
  • Children: Sean, Mindy, Devin, Brandy
  • Name: Heather Marie Heck Provance Nicklaus
  • DOB: February 17, 1976
  • Work: Guardian ad Litem supervisor for Manatee County (ironic, to say the least) @ 1051 Manatee Ave W, #330 Hensley Wing Bradenton, Florida 34205
  • Work: (941) 744-9473 ext. 1716 or (941) 708-4616
  • Email: [email protected], [email protected]
  • Children: Zack, Spencer

For those stupid niggers out there who don't know what a guardian ad litem (GAL) is, they are generally fat, unattractive and obnoxious women who never found their calling in life. Most are volunteers, as no one else would hire them, for anything. Some are put into supervisory positions for pay. This requires a weekend course offered by most undistinguished online colleges and a large sum of money for non-transferable credits. They prefer the term 'advocate', which is a nice way of saying they fuck up families more than they already are by keeping the parents away from their stupid children. The court assigns these self important, power abusing feminists to zombie nigglets because their drug addicted, welfare sucking, Sheneequa mothers got caught sucking the cocks of white trash rednecks for crack. In rare cases, the GAL represents the smelly, nappy headed monkey-child in court because they got their ass beat. This in turn ensures the child will be placed into that fine system known as foster care, in which the child is shifted from one abusive set of parents to the next.

Those Guardian ad litem is supposed to be a person of high moral character. The above case study shows this is obviously not a prerequisite in Manatee County, Florida. When a sexual deviant who enjoys multiple cocks in her batcave, and believes there is nothing wrong with this behavior is considered competent enough to judge the parenting skills of others, then something is seriously wrong with the system. The information posted to this case study was easily located with a simple Google search. It's clear the Manatee County justice system does no background checks for anyone in their employ. In other words, they'll hire or accept anyone, proving once again that Florida is the diseased crotch of the country. One must wonder what Heather's supervisors would think of her lifestyle, or better yet, the endless string of brokenhearted parents she separated from their children.

And a K-Mart manager is just some poor chump who couldn't hack it a Walmart. No explanation needed.


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As these transcripts show, Jack is Heather's pimp. He actively seeks out younger men for his cum slut wife to fuck. He also expresses great joy for sucking cock while claiming he's no fag (his teenaged son might disagree). This is another case pussy control. No pussy is worth sucking dick for, gentlemen. No pussy!

If these logs are TL;DR, choice quotes are below.

   
 
we would rather meet in sarasota because we know to many people in Bradenton
 

 
 

—Jack on trying not to get caught. Whoops.

   
 
she likes to dance and i make her wear a dress with no panties and me and you get to attack her lol...also me and you can check while we are dancing to see if she is getting wet
 

 
 

—Jack on treating his wife like the whore she is.

   
 
Heathers favorite position is dp and you may not be interested in that...IT is double vaginal where we both enter her at the same time and she loves the fullness
 

 
 

—Jack expression his desire to cross swords inside his disease infested wife.

   
 
but you cant be homephinic did not spell right but with two males on a female sometimes while playing your going to touch but in no way does it mean your bi your just trying to please the women
 

 
 

—Jack justifying his homosexuality.

   
 
she will be screaming and going wild and one is already in there and you can fuck her hard and she will love the pressure and fullness
 

 
 

—DV for Dummies, by Jack Nicklaus.

   
 
she has been with two blk men and one was big the other was
 

 
 

—Jack on pimping his wife to niggers, which explains the STDs

   
 
she is a squirter and we only swing with single men
 

 
 

—Because other women scare Jacky-baby.

   
 
oh... well, i sit on top of one guy and the othe guy gets behind me in kind of a doggy style position...i don't cum that way, but I love the feeling of being stretched
 

 
 

—DV for Dummies 2, by Heather Nicklaus.

   
 
I've been craving more than one dick and Jack is trying really hard to make it happen
 

 
 

—Heather on why her husband is pussywhipped.

   
 
anything that involves me being fucked by many men is a huge turn on
 

 
 

—Heather on guardian ad litem qualifications.

   
 
he has never had sex with another guy, but has sucked on another guy
 

 
 

—Heather on Jack's road to becoming a full fledged faggot.

   
 
He's probably more submissive in general
 

 
 

—Heather on how she controls Jack as she couldn't handle a real man.

   
 
when all is said and done and the guy shakes my husband's hand it's like they are saying 'Thanks for letting me fuck your wife'
 

 
 

—Heather on explaining her husband's failure as a man.

   
 
well hubby can still suck me as we kiss
 

 
 

—Dan (lovings) on fagging with Jack

   
 
this time I'm not going to stop no matter how many people are in the room
 

 
 

—Heather on freaking out during extramarital sex and leaving Derek (diamond71) with a pair of blue balls.

   
 
well i passed out on you last time and didnt even know it
 

 
 

— Derek (Diamond71) on how boring Heather is in bed.

   
 
we prefer to go out in Sarasota...usually end up at Siesta Key...We love the Beach Club...been over to Hillview such as 5 o'clock club...Evie's Tavern by Ringling Blvd a few times
 

 
 

—Heather letting everyone know where she can be found. Just look for the cum sopped chairs.

   
 
For Jack it's having his wife be pleasured by someone else, sharing that experience with the other man/men and taking his wife home afterward ;-)
 

 
 

—Heather sure does love to talk about Jack's shortcomings

   
 
Jack & I always play together...I never go out on my own
 

 
 

—Heather lying her flabby ass off.

   
 
Id love for me n ur hubby to stretch u out and work ya like a double ended piston baby!
 

 
 

—Eli (makinwaves4u) showing Heather what a classy guy he is(n't)


G. Logan Elliott

hotwife fodder
Thinks he's kewl cause he fucks married hotwives. Nice bald spot, Logan.
Logan's SLS profile
Captain Bald Spot advertising his services.
Serious professional is serious professional at Dine Law in Sarasota.

Or G. Logan Elliott, as he prefers.

It is assumed his law mentor, Erika and clients don't know of his flamboyant ways. Certainly Avvo doesn't, even with their low opinion of him. As he specializes in 'Elder law' (which is a nice way of saying 'old fucks'), one might believe said clients don't remember any form of sex and therefore could care less. One also must wonder why it is that most of these single men who like to share pussy with another cock are lawyers, law enforcement, and from the military? Further case studies will demonstrate this. Perhaps it's because they 'know the system' better than most, and know how to not get caught? Or perhaps it's because most of the latent fags in society hold such jobs.

   
 
Good, I can't wait to bend you over and pull your hair
 

 
 

—Logan sweeping another client of his feet.

   
 
I'm looking forward to feeling your wet little pussy wrapped around my dick
 

 
 

—A text Logan sent to his cat from court.

   
 
got a lil chub, not gonna lie
 

 
 

—Logan being honest about his tiny needledick.

   
 
Then I met up with a couple, great girl, got back to their house, everybody started doing their thing and when she and I started getting into it, he called it off. That one was a little weird.
 

 
 

—Logan on rejection from a couple who didn't like his hair patch.

   
 
That was a first for me, I honestly didn't know if I would be able to go through with it
 

 
 

—Logan on crossing swords during double vaginal penetration.

   
 
I'm a pleaser, that was one great thing about you, is that I could clearly tell you were enjoying yourself. Top, bottom, from behind...didn't matter.
 

 
 

—Logan describing how he screws his clients, with care.

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