User:Salvie

introduction to a shitty userpage i didnt even wanna make

te l'ho detto che ero hardcore

The subject of this article is a virgin with rage.

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

This article is about a person who is under 18 years old. You can help by knocking down their self esteem, telling them to stay in school and to get off of the Internets until then.

Salvie looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys. Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery. You could also add in actual humor.

This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation. You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.

Find an iPod? This page is about an attempted an hero.

salùt, dramatica! i'm back once again, to spread utter nonsense, one fedpost at a time.

i miss Carpice and my friend Shavka

my best friend from hell is the couch cuck <3

i'm an aspie and a christ freak

i am better known for being a retard on social media and my awesome jewtube channel, along with the discord spergouts i do, but i rly like lulz so im here too :D

This user has been on ED for 3 years,  1 month and 13 days.

Attention!: This n00b is forgetting their place by making mediocre articles. Plz help this editor to learn their place by telling them to stop making mediocre articles and by reverting every single edit they make. If you don't have time to revert them all, go for the ones that took the most effort.

This user always does it for the lulz.

contributions and good pages

Not only do I like working on my own article, I also like going into other people's footsteps and helping them. I also like these.

Hugo Jackson - A brownie Swede who injured one frag and tried to get away horribly.

Randy Robert Stair - Ghost gang!

Payton Gendron - Glowie whos gonna serve a life sentence for epicly fragging 10 nigurz at a supermarket (whats with me and supermarket killers damn).

Robert Bowers - 40 year old from Pittsburgh who shot up the Tree of Life (or death) Synagogue, fragging 11. The true predecessor to saint Tarrant.

Brenton Tarrant - Our love.

Adam Lanza - real hamster feels

and basically most articles i edit lmao

i guess thats it... wait

Ronnie McNutt - 30 year old veteran who epicly guessed that's it on live. The true starter of my humour.

Shuaiby - 18 year old Paki who killed himself with a very weak shotty on live. His suicide spawned thousands of lulz and shitty theories, which are included in the article. I'm gonna try clean them up.

Contributions
Created	Halle synagogue shooting ♦ Colegio Cervantes shooting ♦ Andrea Pignani ♦ Noah Esbensen ♦ Ruslan Akhtyamov ♦ Greenwood Park Mall shooting
Edited	Columbine Copycats ♦ Éric Borel ♦ School Shootings ♦ Tobias Rathjen ♦ Jose Reyes ♦ New Mexico ♦ Hugo Jackson ♦ Kongsberg Bow and Arrow Rampage ♦ Your Boyfriend ♦ BonziWORLD ♦ Payton Gendron ♦ Philip Manshaus ♦ Randy Robert Stair ♦ Battle For Dream Island ♦ David Nicholson and endless userpages
Reworked	User:MisterRemover/Ruslan Akhtyamov
ADDED PORN	none cause im not robert aaron long
Collab	Ruslan Akhtyamov with MisterRemover