User:Anonylol/Slut walk

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Slut Walk is a march by butthurt whores, who have been raped for dressing like a slut. Women need to learn than men cannot control their

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urges, so if they dress like a slut, the least they can expect is a bit of rape.

It's the naïve belief that if women dress sexy, and march, it will somehow over ride the biological urge of men to want to make love to them. Rapists will probably be fapping over the prospect of women getting the confidence to dress more sexily; I know I am.

The reason these bitches are butthurt is a Toronto police officer stated to students, correctly, that in order to avoid rape women should avoid dressing like sluts. Like typical women on their periods they overreacted horribly. These protests against human nature are in the form of marches consisting of mostly fat, ugly, feminist bitches, but some fairly hot HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS, fucking retarded hipster, or scenester highschool girls who think that hard drugs are the coolest thing to ever happen...in high school. Again these dumbass bitches are protesting rape itself. Seriously read the signs. The stupidity is astounding. Some critics of the Slut Walks have said that these women are defining their sexuality in male terms.

TRANSLATION: stdskank Kylie Angell got drunk, spread her legs like peanut butter, and whined "raep" when she overslept her final exams

I'd hit it three times, and only three.

For the cherry on top cherry that got popped, since the protesters are primarily protesting rape itself they can only make a very weak argument based on morals and niceties. They don't realize the depravity of people that we on the internet realized years ago. The only way that these protests could stand on solid ground is if they wanted to reform the attitudes of the people and bring attention to a flaw in the court systems, and only if the country the protest is happening in has a culture of victim-blaming (i.e. Australia). The U.S. Judicial system doesn't do that. Canada's judicial system doesn't do that. I bet that many European countries don't do that. If this is the intended message then clearly the memo didn't get out since the protesters themselves seem to think they are protesting rape instead of something they actually can change.

But tits swinging in the breeze still mean YES

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SlutWalks also attract Fatass Denial Bloggers like Columbia STDskank Jenn Leyva, who marches for her right to gobble jizz until she bursts.

Ah natural selection, how we miss you.