The Puritans

The Puritans are a self-professed supergroup of trolls who describe themselves as an International Internet Secret Society of self-proclaimed geniuses that has a powerful presence throughout social media, they're a complex group of people with diverse backgrounds and personalities who've claimed that their goal is to enlighten people with their commentaries on world affairs and news, they reject being labeled as trolls, according to them, many of their commentaries are true and they're always willing to crush their opponents debating them.

Most of them claim to be real Christians and have shown a great knowledge of Christian theology, some of their members claim to be Buddhists and others Atheists but they all claim to be protectors of free speech and real Christianity

Members

Amongst the members of this group of Knights of Lulz are former members of the Bill Waggoner Crew such as Vern the Vulture, known internet trolls like S. Ross, Steve Drain, George Hampton, Blanche DuBois, Boaz Drain, Lucius Lancaster, Doxxacles Maximus Lolcus, Calvin Chakula, Preacher Gerald White, Sarah Anne Eddington, Isaac Koch, Mr. Steinberg, Thegameplayness, Tommy Mengele, Yulenka O'Toole, DaCawtz, Review God USA, Allen Stevenson, Vic Flange, Chris Adams, Kirk Cobain, T'sute “The Somalian Warlord” Mkambo, Christian Girl, Irisa O'Toole, Richard Seeland, members of the Big Cheese Crusaders and others.

The Kings of Google+

From the birth of G+ this group of trolls began a campaign of terror to become the internet’s answer to slowly creeping safe space insisters and river criers. The exploits of the Puritans were many, earning the respect and fear of G+ users. They had several feuds with anti-troll groups, including members of the group Ipredator and their schizophrenic con-artist leader Michael Nutella Nuccitelli and his lackeys like Brian-White Knight-Williams.

Slaves

During the Puritans' reign of terror on G+ and many other social media, they had enslaved dozens of people and subjected them to humiliating self-degradation. Some of the more prominent lulzcows who have been enslaved by the Puritans include Shannon West, Samantha Damnielle Cuntihan, Macy Sliwa, Inniquea Nisbet, and Diane Kempen.

G+ Community

The Puritans have also created many shock/horror communities during their time on G+. One of their best known communities would be the Pro Animal Abuse Society, which triggered countless animal-lovers as well as getting the attention of PETA.

Facebook Memorial-Page Trolling

The Puritans continued the tradition of RIP Trolling, started by the Bill Waggoner Crew, they have been featured on many news websites for this, and even made the news like the time when they defaced the memorial page of Brandy Vela on Facebook.

Secret projects and the future

Former founding members of the group have claimed that they will return and have also hinted the formation of another supergroup of trolls.

External Links

• Urban Dictionary entry
• The Puritans Wikia
• The Puritans being classified as a hate group
• Video about the Puritans made by a white knight
• Some archive videos
• RIP page made by the Puritans on CNN
• Kiwi Farms Thread on the Puritans

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