THE NEW HOVEROUND TESTAMENT, BOOK OF CADNOCAT/CadnoCops Down Under

TL;DR

[01:06] <Cadnocat> i'm gonna own a russian tommorrow
[01:06] <Cadnocat> just thought ya know, like you'd like to know
[01:06] <capwr8q> mail order?
[01:06] <Cadnocat> no blue line order
[01:08] <Cadnocat> cunt.... in MY country
[01:09] <Cadnocat> motherfucker is going DOWN
[01:09] * jackbos has quit IRC (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.77  [Firefox 1.5.0.9/2006120612] )
[01:09] <capwr8q> pro tip: russians are filthy 
[01:09] <Cadnocat> pro: tip, at least one more will be in jail tommorrow
[01:10] <Hoveround> back from dishes nao
[01:10] <Hoveround> wassup
[01:10] <capwr8q> awesome then he can get some of them sweet russian prison tats
[01:10] <Cadnocat> fuck with old school... lucky you got your bottom jaw left
[01:10] <Hoveround> Cadnocat you're crazy.
[01:10] <Cadnocat> i'd wake early tomorrow... don't want the police to wake you
[01:11] <Hoveround> Cadnocat, you're crazy.
[01:11] <djbb> Wow, I'm actually glad I jerk off so much
[01:11] <djbb> With all the wrist exercise, I can almost match Dragonforce's guitar speed
[01:11] <Hoveround> djbb, pics or it didnt happen
[01:11] <Trollcat> rofl djbb
[01:11] <setient> Hoveround nothing ever happens
[01:11] <setient> everyone just fapps like a jew about shit
[01:12] <Cadnocat> please meet Hoveround....he's going to jail tommorrow for identity theft... if it's proved
[01:12] <Cadnocat> and i think it will be
[01:12] <Hoveround> Cadnocat, you're crazy.
[01:12] <Hoveround> gb2 hugbox
[01:12] <setient> Cadnocat lies.
[01:12] <setient> LIES
[01:12] <Cadnocat> we'll see
[01:12] <Trollcat> must be confident about if he's trying to convince the internets
[01:12] <Cadnocat> here is your opportunity to piss me off further so  I go that extra mile to have you incarcerated
[01:13] <Trollcat> oh noes
[01:13] <Hoveround> guyz im not participating in this on channel faggotry. for muar lulz, pvt message is ur friend
[01:13] <capwr8q> the internets: needs convincing
[01:13] <djbb> cadnocat i download and fap to child pornography
[01:13] <Trollcat> an extra 2 years for trolling Hoveround!
[01:13] <djbb> cadnocat i download and fap to child pornography
[01:13] <djbb> cadnocat i download and fap to child pornography
[01:13] <djbb> cadnocat i download and fap to child pornography
[01:13] <Cadnocat> cool
[01:13] <Trollcat> might get parole if you give the judge lulz
[01:13] <Cadnocat> you're going to see something funny tommorrow
[01:14] <Trollcat> new family guy ep?
[01:14] <Cadnocat> no, better
[01:14] <Hoveround> LOl@ Trollcat 
[01:14] <Cadnocat> a serb in the back of a black mariah
[01:14] <capwr8q> tell me more i'm intrigued
[01:15] <setient> Cadnocat are you going to call the interweb police
[01:16] <Cadnocat> i would hope for your sake you ripped up those deets.. cos they will look through it tommorrow
[01:16] <setient> are you?
[01:16] <Trollcat> ask for the tcp/ip division
[01:16] <Trollcat> commander billy bandwidth
[01:16] <Cadnocat> no  man not on my turf
[01:16] <Trollcat> you have turf?
[01:17] <setient> Cadnocat are you a jew
[01:17] <jewhate> jews make excellent pizzas
[01:17] <jewhate> we must exterminate all jews
[01:17] <jewhate> fuck jews
[01:17] <Trollcat> whats this the front of a 7/11 in werribee?
[01:17] <Cadnocat> ok  i'm just saying 'Hoveround' will be off the air come tommorrow
[01:17] <Cadnocat> all totally legal
[01:17] <Trollcat> less talk MOAR action
[01:17] <Cadnocat> ok
[01:17] <Cadnocat> wait
[01:18] <Cadnocat> tommorrow
[01:18] <Trollcat> leave ur cam on hov so we can watch
[01:18] <Cadnocat> call me lame if it doesn't happen
[01:18] <Hoveround> ok i'll be on stickam\
[01:18] <Cadnocat> yes
[01:18] <Trollcat> i wanna see the internets police kick ur door in
[01:18] <Cadnocat> leave your cam on bitch
[01:18] <Cadnocat> that would be hilarious
[01:18] <Cadnocat> i hope you binned those deets for your sake
[01:18] <Trollcat> they better have a search warrant for google
[01:19] <Cadnocat> 6-20
[01:19] <Hoveround> Cadnocat, you're crazy.
[01:19] <Cadnocat> i hope you binned those deets for your sake
[01:19] <Hoveround> is deet anything like veet? because my butt is already silken smooth
[01:19] <setient> Hoveround what is this deet
[01:19] <setient> is it pron
[01:19] <setient> or something
[01:19] <Hoveround> i have no idea
[01:19] * Trollcat *shudders*
[01:19] <Hoveround> Cadnocat is crazy
[01:20] <Trollcat> too much info
[01:20] <Cadnocat> 11am? at the latest
[01:20] <setient> Cadnocat stop being a dramafagjew
[01:20] <Cadnocat> i hope you binned those deets for your sake
[01:20] <Cadnocat> what's my national insurance number Serb?
[01:20] <Hoveround> lol I AER A SERB NAO.
[01:21] <setient> Hoveround better than being a jew.
[01:21] <jewhate> the Jewish Machine must be stopped
[01:21] <jewhate> we must stop the JEW MENACE
[01:21] <jewhate> the jew will stop at nothing to steal all of your money
[01:21] <Cadnocat> that's all you deserve in terms of distinction
[01:21] <Cadnocat> mr I can't even complete a degree
[01:21] <Cadnocat> mr pet-shop boy
[01:21] <capwr8q> e-drama!
[01:21] <Hoveround> lol
[01:21] <Hoveround> doin it for the LULZ
[01:21] <Hoveround> LIVE ON CHAN
[01:22] <Cadnocat> come on, anything else to add?
[01:22] <Hoveround> apart from you're a fucking nutjob?
[01:22] <Trollcat> Cadnocat : the internets police should revoke your internets licence for faggotry
[01:22] <Cadnocat> yes, it is
[01:22] <Cadnocat> and you're going down
[01:22] <setient> Cadnocat stewfoo
[01:22] <Cadnocat> watch this cunt
[01:22] <capwr8q> is this myspace?
[01:22] <Cadnocat> srsly
[01:22] <Cadnocat> please wait 
[01:22] <Cadnocat> 24 hrs
[01:22] <setient> Cadnocat SHUT
[01:22] <setient> UP
[01:22] <setient> NOW
[01:22] <setient> you are annoying
[01:22] <Cadnocat> it's going to be fucking SPLENDID
[01:22] <setient> rlly
[01:23] <capwr8q> so livevideo has an xss exploit
[01:23] <Hoveround> this chat room is made of tl;dr right now. BBL.
[01:23] * Disconnected

See Also

Book of Cadnocat