Sarah Saga

Over in housematehorror some shitty LJC, an amazing saga began when dragontigerclaw some shitty LJC user posted about his experiences with a girl named "Sarah". Sarah is COMPLETELY normal and UTTERLY awesome, though some argue that she believed herself to be bonded with a character from a video game. Some also argue Jews did WTC, so who the fuck knows.

After a few posts, people started to wonder if the story was true or just an elaborate writing project. In all actuality, because it involves a girl, it's most likely a complete and utter pack of lies and/or schizophrenic delusions.

The Beginning

Meat in the community fridge? NOOOOO!

The Saga begins with these six entries posted to housematehorror. A few of the best bits include Sarah's whining, though what else is new? Apparently, there was meat in a fridge somewhere, so as a vegetarian she felt the need to insist on it being thrown out. This is completely logical, because if one person can't handle meat, THEN NO ONE CAN. She also picketed some barbecue.

Sarah was also unemployed and refused to look for a job. However, she still spent a lot of money, and the others in the house wondered where it was coming from. Some people on the Internets donate money to her to spread her "religion."

She also had a "Bishop" friend of hers over on several occasions. This gender-confused "Bishop", known only as Something, is supposedly soulbonding Sasarai from the Suikoden games, and has a website. Sadly, there doesn't appear to be a place for soulbonders to fork over their parent's hard earned cash. In a recent development in the Sarah Saga, Something's soulbond raped Sarah and was sentenced to death. Unfortunately soulbonds aren't real, so instead of wiping another idiot off the face of the planet Sarah probably waved her arms around and claimed the imaginary rapist was gone. Something is supposedly in jail now for being a con artist.

The Story Spreads

A link to the stories appeared in sf_drama here a couple weeks after the initial post. Though lulz did abound, several fags decided to make a fuss about it for no good reason. A few users don't like a few parts of the story and others find the whole thing too good to be true. It was also brought up that dragontigerclaw mentioned being a furry porn/hentai artist. Meanwhile, research is conducted to find out what character this girl thinks she is.

Reason to Disbelieve

The next part of the story is posted using the same username, but is allegedly a different person in the house. Then another person from the house posts. Some point out that the writing styles are similar. Are they the same person, making some sort of elaborate writing project? Who knows!

A post is made in sf_drama informing us drama-mongers that eckhartip has come to the defense of "Sarah" in housematehorror. He states that everything said is a lie, and that this "Sarah" has never had housemates! She lives alone! The post was deleted, but sushimustwrite screencapped the entry! Meanwhile, sistercarrion finds dragontigerclaw's choice of community membership odd, which leads to more wondering if it's all just a project or social experiment.

All of this comes to a temporary conclusion when the mod of housematehorror makes a post about the whole damn situation, telling members of housematehorror to stop trying to guess who Sarah is.

Conclusion?

At this point, not that many people seem to believe it's true. Over at Something Awful a thread is made about the whole Sarah Saga. Later in the thread someone seems to have found out who this "Sarah" really is. She appears to not only have been "Aeris" in the "FF7 House" stories, but is also one of the crazy chicks that is astral married to Sephiroth. This thread has been posted to sf_drama, wherein clever internet detectives have revealed her old (alleged) website, and her (alleged) LiveJournal.

As soon as this drama unfolded, dragontigerclaw chooses to delete all entries of the Sarah saga from housematehorror, without any explanation.

See Also

• Soulbonding
• Otakukin
• L. Ron Hubbard

External Links

The tag for the Saga on LJ
Archive of the entries
Archive of LJ posts
FF7 House

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